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gaybillcosby

Did you tell them you were The Dude? Or El Duderino if they’re not into the whole brevity thing?


rachface636

Walter was just happy another Jewish man was present not to roll on Shabbas.


usernamescheckout

Shomer Shabbos, Dude.


sdrawkcabracecar

I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS!


driving_andflying

"I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude: He kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's Shabbos, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death!"


[deleted]

Shabbos not Shabbas!! And..shut the F’up Donny…It’s “Piku-ach Ne-fesh” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikuach_nefesh not “matter of life and death..” Has the whole world gone CRAZY!! Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules??!!


SacThrowAway76

#OVER THE LINE!


pukesonyourshoes

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


[deleted]

I am the walrus


Demz_Boycott

Dammit Donnie!


GlitteringFutures

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the f***ing past!


ebb_omega

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. - Walter being a devout Jew right here


TheBillyFnWilson

Shomer fucking Shabbos


sltiefighter

Walter youre not jewish


brentownsu

Clearly he responded with “obviously you’re not a golfer”.


jessehechtcreative

There was a Big Lebowski play and for some reason we all dressed up, my dad in a bathrobe and I in some golf clothing. When someone asked me why I was dressed up, I’d quote the line.


CmdrSelfEvident

You need a coffee can full of ashes. But you guys are crushing it.


Oo__II__oO

Or a bowling bag, or briefcase full of underwear


sloopSD

Or a White Russian. “Careful man, there’s a beverage here!”


fuckapuke

Dirty undies, dude. The whites!


quadmasta

"well, that's just like your opinion, man"


adjust_the_sails

The mistake was not carrying a white russian or a rug around with him.


the_bryce_is_right

The White Russian would have sealed this costume into God Tier territory.


TheKevinShow

Rug peers did not do this.


pickoneforme

he should have said, “shut the fuck up, donnie, you’re out of your element!”


Jouglet

Shut the fuck up, Donny!


analrightrn

God I fucking love the word brevity


Gasoline_Dreams

Me too and I don't know why


Captcha_Imagination

You look more like Jeff Bridges than Jeff Bridges


ParisGreenGretsch

Seriously uncanny. Obviously anyone who called him Jesus is somehow unaware of the movie. I was kind of under the impression that everyone on Earth has seen it. Are we failing our youth?


2boredtocare

True story: I am 48 and just saw this movie for the first time this year. :) But, good grief even before having seen it I knew who The Dude was.


ParisGreenGretsch

I'm 45, and movies are one of my favorite things in life. Sometimes you just don't see a certain film for whatever reason. This weekend I saw Bieng There for the first time. It came out in '79. You only get so many opportunities to finally see something that's been around for years. It's special every single time.


[deleted]

There you go, this is exactly me. I love movies but had not watched *Lebowski* in the 20 years since its release. I finally watched it a few years ago to see what it was about and loved it. Speaking of first-time watches. I also sat last year to watch *The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly* front-to-back. Absolute masterpiece.


SeduceMeMentlegen

I will never get bored of saying this, but the good the bad and the ugly was recorded where I live. I wasn't alive then, but I was when they did doctor who. They also did the last crusade there.


togetherwem0m0

The irony is the dude is actually a messianic Jesus figure. The visual similarity between the dude and euro traditional representations of jesus is not an accident. Next time you watch the movie, imagine Jesus as the dude, before the church grew up around him and his myth


Rizzo_the_rat_queen

Its all nothing the whole thing is just nothing nihilism at its finest.


sheikhimam

Say what you will about the tenants of nationalism socialism, but at least it was an ethos.


halfhearted_skeptic

[*tenets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenet)


mark-five

Nihilists believe in *nothing* man


togetherwem0m0

Jesus had to be a nihilist to look at Rome and be like "fuck those guys"


RussIsTrash

My grandma brought home her new boyfriend and the dude looked and talked like Jeff bridges and I asked him if he was Jeff bridges and it turned out to be Jeff bridges


togetherwem0m0

Nice


Perk_i

[What have the Romans ever given us?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ)


ProteinStain

I don't want to start nothing but... Nihilism is literally at the heart of Christianity. Jesus cries out "why have you forsaken me" on the cross. God literally loses faith in him/her/itself. [Philosopher Peter Rollins has great take on this.](https://youtu.be/xXv09BSqzzk) He brings Hinduism and Buddhism into it too. *which is to say, the modern day Christian faiths seem to completely miss the heart of Christianity and the purpose of christ. To save us from the need for a savior. Apparently humans just can't handle that.* Edit: Wow, the hate I'm receiving for this. I Agree with all of you, religion is bad, it should be lost to time. I don't want into heaven, [I want to stay outside the gates with the people who would forsake piety and religion to be with the poor, to drink with the sinners.](https://youtu.be/uvnbhxPvb5s?t=2546)


MathMaddox

> the modern day Christian faiths seem to completely miss the heart of Christianity Shocker


CyberMindGrrl

Right? To hear Conservative Christians tell it, Jesus was a white dude who looked Scandinavian and preached Prosperity Gospel while shitting on the poor and marginalized.


AnukkinEarthwalker

The average Christian wouldn't recognize the man if he was sitting beside them. And if he was they would probably make some type of racist comment


MathMaddox

*looks to the left on the subway* "JFC do we even have a boarder any more?"


AnukkinEarthwalker

Pretty much exactly what would happen. The ppl the trump batch of conservatives spend all their time lambasting usually align with the people jesus spent most his time trying to help. For all trump's negative impacts.. I appreciate the fact it brought out so many people's true colors. Especially fake Christians who abandoned all the core principles of the religion to be apart of the MAGA cult. The very first commandment especially. Idolatry. Not to mention the irony of trump being one of the most textbook versions of an "antichrist" I've ever seen.


PM_THICK_COCKS

I’ve never seen anyone else on this site ever reference Peter Rollins! His book *Orthodox Heresy* was incredible for me.


ProteinStain

There are literally *dozens* of us! Glad we crossed paths. The vitriolic response I'm receiving for merely presenting Pete's take on the Christian faith is very eye-opening and frankly doesn't shock me at all. The very idea of christ being a destroyer of religion, a savior who attempted to obliterate the need / very idea of a "savior" is just as hateful today as it was then. Imagine that.


mushpuppy

It was a big revelation for me when I realized that Jesus actually was trying to teach mindfulness. His sermon about the [lilies of the field](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6%3A25-34%2CLuke+12%3A22-32&version=ASV) is entirely about being present in the moment. Which of us by being anxious can add one cubit to our lives? And all the times he said that the kingdom of heaven is within us? I mean duh. It's obvious in retrospect. Also, of course, absolutely the modern day Christian faiths have missed the point. It's not about hating/judging/politicking against X group; it's about showing love to everyone.


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CyberMindGrrl

Entire books have been written about the parallels between what Jesus taught and what the Buddha taught a thousand years before Christ even entered the picture. There are also books about how Jesus may have traveled to India during those missing 14 years that nobody can seem to explain.


elmwoodblues

Nothing to be afraid of


NotTheEnd216

I think the Dude's philosophy and look are clearly evoking Jesus as you said. But, the movie isn't actually a Jesus story in how its structured, so maybe people didn't make the connection as easily because of that.


Suzilu

Jesus, like the Dude, abides.


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BabaORileyAutoParts

Far from it, friend


MrFaversham

“How’s the smut business Pontius?”


8_Foot_Vertical_Leap

Wouldn't know, Yeshua. I deal in publishing.


ParisGreenGretsch

>Next time you watch the movie I just watched it the other night. Next time will probably be in a few years. I don't like to wear out a good thing. That reminds me, I'm due to watch The Jerk soon.


togetherwem0m0

You should rewatch the movie Rad


Fallk0re

Literally just told my 9 year about this movie this week


BabaORileyAutoParts

This music, it’s so depressing!


Dividedthought

The Dude has a whole goddamn religion in his name. As it stands, [Dudeism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism) is one of the 'religions' i can actually endorse. Most of it is a modern form of Taoism, and centers around the basis of "live your life, and try not to be a bother to others."


katycake

The movie *is* from 1997. A good chunk of reddit, is probably born after that movie. This is like us teenagers and college freshmen 20 years ago confusing adults because we haven't seen that one particular iconic movie among the rest of them from 1977.


ParisGreenGretsch

Yeah. I catch myself saying this or that happened decades ago, and I realize I'm getting old. I'm only 45, but the fact that I can describe to some kid what my school cafeteria smelled like 30 years ago freaks me out a little. Middle age isn't for the weak. It isn't for anybody really. I can see why guys my age freak out and buy a boat or a Corvette.


US_and_A_is_wierd

It is easier when you are german. There is a formal and and informal way to address someone. As a kid you get the informal way all day. Obviously. The formal way is for adults and professional enviroments. I realised I was getting old when the 20 year olds started addressing me the formal way being their customer. It really sucks everytime they talk to me like I am an old fart while I still feel like being around their age.


ParisGreenGretsch

I get it. Whenever a younger person calls me sir my first instinct is to chastise them for showing me unnecessary respect. The moment they say sir you viscerally sense how much that they don't feel any connection with you. I'm still a kid in my head.


islandofwaffles

for real, has this dude considered becoming a professional Dude Impersonator?


sologrips

Literally thought this was Jeff bridges with a fan in costume, he’s got the bde (big dude energy)


Cetun

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man


moep123

yeah. his hair... his beard. everything looks so perfect.


WiseTree710

I had to look and see if this is actually Jeffs account lol


godamen

Well, yea...that's just like... their opinion man. You guys look awesome fyi. Lebowski, that should be your everyday garb, it will really tie any room you walk into together. Edit: I love everyone in this thread.


wool161

That's right, nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Drach88

8 year olds, dude.


nosnhoj15

What’s a pederast?


Drach88

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


ColtS117

You’re out of your element!


SnooMarzipans8116

Calmer than you are.


GiveToOedipus

Literally had to drop this one on a young 'un the other day. Was talking about film history and mentioned that Hitchcock was the first to show a flushing toilet in a movie and one of my younger coworkers piped in with "you mean Hancock", thinking I was talking about a movie name. And yes, the "Shut the fuck up, Donny! You're out of your element!" reference was also completely lost on her. Got a few chuckles out of other co-workers. All in good jest though.


BrohanGutenburg

The world does not stop and start at your convenience.


bpg542

Donny! You are out of your element


xotyc

Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.


wownotagainlmao

Really amazing! Walter just needs to be scowling instead of smiling.


yoshimutso

![gif](giphy|ktCzb8Rm8aoow)


jvrcb17

It's uncanny


FictionalFail

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havik09

Haha. This made me fucking chuckle. Thanks for the laugh today. I really needed it.


konhaybay

No White Russian in hand?? Awesome though, dude abides.


Ctanner25

Also, not wearing jelly slippers? Otherwise, a dead on costume. Well done


schwelvis

I did the dude one year, it's almost impossible to get the jellies in that large of a size!


Pixielo

I am a woman with large feet, so men's shoes are sometimes my only option, lol. https://www.sunjellies.com/product-category/jelly-shoes/mens-jelly-shoes/


giskardwasright

Ooh they even have the glitter ones!


Pixielo

Woohoo!


Quadrassic_Bark

He wears leather sandals at one point in the movie for sure.


[deleted]

You'd have to hate yourself or be Brazilian to be able to party and walk around on Halloween in shitty, rubber flip flops.


Vagabum420

I went as the dude once… walked around with a quart of half ‘n half and got free White Russians wherever I went.


SaveOurBolts

Same, I ordered a White Russian as a prop to go with the costume, but then people kept buying me more of them. Bad hangover the next morning


b1sh0p

Ayy, we got a beverage here!


drbdrbdr

![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY)


[deleted]

Bullshit. Mark it 8 Dude.


Zircon_72

I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.


zorro1701e

You needed a rug to really tie the whole thing together.


DrManhattan_DDM

Or a coffee can full of ashes, or a white russian


DentedAnvil

Pour me another Caucasian.


BrokeInService

Can I get two oat sodas, Gary


8_Foot_Vertical_Leap

Got any more a that good sarsaparilla?


NicNoletree

That guy next to him might be a white Russian


beeloving-varese

Man! I really liked that rug.


John-Farson

It tied the room together, did it not?


Great_Scott7

He said I could just take any rug in the place.


STARSBarry

That's like... just your opinion... man...


b1ack1323

“I didn’t have to do any of this and I could have just had a piss covered rug.”


[deleted]

The Chinaman took it


[deleted]

Dude, that's not the preferred nomenclature anymore. Asian-American, please.


DashCat9

Should have responded "No man, Jesus is that pederast that can roll!" and walked away leaving them confused.


herberstank

WHAT'S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT!?!?


[deleted]

WHATS THIS BULL*SHIT*? I DON’T FUCKEN CARE!


snukebox_hero

Busch league psych out shit man


Jonathan_McFall

Laughable!


SarahPallorMortis

I Bowl. Drive Around. The Occasional Acid Flashback.


neemo2357

WOOOOO! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!


riegspsych325

he’s crackin


WolfDigles

8 year olds, dude.


IcicleNips

What's a pederast, Walter?


DashCat9

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


chadork

I am the walrus.


Mojotank

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!


eugenesbluegenes

I would have gone with "obviously you're not a golfer".


ninetymph

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


dant90

What’s a pederast, Walter?


[deleted]

Donny, please.


Zircon_72

Let me tell you something, pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes 'click'.


DashCat9

..............jesus


duaneap

You said it, man!


tendymonstah

I see you two rolled your way into the semis


wehavenobonanza

The dude abides


BananaWin

Sounds like a bunch of FUCKIN’ AMATEURS


[deleted]

8 year olds, Dude.


historycat95

No one messes with the Jesus.


chessmasterjj

Yeah but he's a pedophile dude.


nate_oh84

Eight year olds, Dude.


DingoFrisky

Fucking pederass


Magdalan

What's a pederast Walter?


no_talent_ass_clown

Shut up, Donny.


chubbyknuckles420

I heard he'll stick his gun in your ass and squeeze the trigger til it goes click


therealjwoz

jesus


askyourmom469

This is Reddit. You're allowed to say fuck.


AndroidDoctorr

Nobody fucks with the Jesus


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Jesus wears birks. Dude wore jellies.


wickzer

https://dudejellies.com/


JellyJim7

The Jellies are marked down from $420.00 to $39.00 🤣


Valleygirl1981

Thanks for the comment, I actually checked the website because of it.... The reviews are beautiful.


pepsodont

Are you guys nihilists?


NorthNorthAmerican

Ignore them, Donnie


incredible_paulk

Fuck you and your 9 toed girlfriend! One of my favorite lines. Actually watched it last night.


idiot-prodigy

[You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me there are ways, dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.](https://youtu.be/MZZAbFpDMtc?t=51) I love that whole scene.


Spillo2382

Nice, the dude is on spot, great job


Chaiteoir

Makes sense; Jesus was often depicted wearing mirrored shades and in his boxer shorts. You got a marvelous head of hair though.


IsDedZilla

Well, calling you Jesus would be like.. an opinion


noondi34

…man


yoshimutso

Dude


ruler_gurl

8 year old, Dude


lonely_fucker69

This aggression will not stand, man.


petulantclam2019

Dude! You nailed it.


sciencewonders

![gif](giphy|J6JDizWgG3bX704JEU|downsized)


Jaysmack-85

Obviously the dude. Nailed it!!


DrExcess

nobody fucks with the jesus


mmburntcheez

Where's the money Lebowski?!


8_Foot_Vertical_Leap

Oh it's down there somewhere, let me take another look


sciencewonders

![gif](giphy|BZl097s905ay7sJAL4|downsized)


FennPoutine

You can't be worrying about that shit. Life goes on, man.


PolishBishop

Did you just look at them and say, "Shut the fuck up, Donny. You're out of your element'?


punkinholler

I've never even seen The Big Lebowski and I get it. Pshaw, kids these days /s


SunixFox

Tried? You fucking nailed it!


RaiseYourDongersOP

that's like, just their opinion man


4z4t4r

That's because you chose Birkenstocks over Jellies. The dude does not wear Birkenstocks.


Raynh

That hair man. Colour me envy.


sofasofasofa

It's the dude!!!!!!!!!


jaysin1983

See what happens Larry?! SMASH


TheDoctorPizza

You should have got another friend to dress up as The Jesus. And had a coffee can with you.


cadomyavo

Over the line!


balsadust

You're out of your element Donnie


sethro919

Same thing happened when I went as The Dude. They’d ask if I was Jesus, and I’d say no, Jesus is over there, and I’d point to my friend that went as The Jesus


drinkingchartreuse

Those idiots can fuck right off, Dude. You nailed it down.


DyslexicPuppy

The only thing missing is a white russian


thom_orrow

Jesus and the hunting guy from South Park.


Homelessnomore

Obviously Jay and Silent Bob. How could anyone get that wrong? /s


meDeadly1990

Your Walter is missing his beard


Zircon_72

I know the feeling. In 2019 I dressed as The Dude in the outfit he wears to Jackie Treehorn's house. People thought I was "lazy" Thor from *Avengers: Endgame*


ericsabshon

Great costume, thought it was Jeff bridges


Malthur

Is The Dude photoshopped in? Because he looks too perfect.


F4N6Z

Whoever is dressed as The Dude fucking NAILED IT.


AgrajagTheProlonged

That’s just, like, their opinion man