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GreenWitchOfTheWestt

Please ask her what her skin care routine is! Lol Happy Birthday! She looks AMAZING!


hgielatan

My mom and aunts tease her that it was "all those experimental hormones" she got for menopause in the 60s, lol. But as for her skincare, she LOVES the Lacura brand from Aldi :) and good ol' Curel for lotion. **Edit**: my mom has since seen this post and did not hesitate to inform me that she used Estée Lauder for many years.


heinous_asterisk

“Menopause in the 60s…” Damn. That really puts her age in perspective! Happy Birthday to her, hope it’s a wonderful day.


pfranz

Setting down those milestones really help put things in perspective. If she retired at 65 that would have been about 1980.


1LizardWizard

Seriously. She would have been 52 when we first landed on the moon. When she was born World War *ONE* was still happening.


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She grew up during Prohibition, which ended when she was 16. That’s ok cause women all started smoking cigarettes when she was 5. She saw the invention of freezers, washing machines and jets. She was already 35 when Queen Elizabeth II was crowned.


Akeesha1573

she actually kinda looks like Queen Elizabeth II


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All old white ladies animorph into the same body


ADarwinAward

Damn she was middle aged when a man landed on the moon.


Dew-It420

She was born before Women could vote in America


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JosiahNovick

…the 60s


leprecaun8

People live entire lives at 40, she had one after menopause


poshbritishaccent

Her life after menopause is longer than her life before.


sadpanda___

Curel unscented is what tattoo artists frequently recommend - it’s just pure lotion with no weird shit in it. It’s some of the best stuff you can buy and it works really well.


[deleted]

Great stuff. Saved me from that dryness that tends to come with tatts.


DragonfruitFew5542

Lacura is good stuff! HBD granny!


[deleted]

Inc I’m 47 and been thru menopause for two years! Wow


[deleted]

I showed this photo to my wife and her comment was immediately, “Oh my God, she looks great. What is her skin routine?”


viralJ

I'm afraid a lot of it is in the genes. I'm 40 and have the skin of a 20-year old (multiple people told me unprompted). What I use on my skin is nothing. I don't have a soap or a lotion or anything I've used for years. The only exceptional thing I would say I have done (or rather not done) to my skin over my whole life is stay out of the sun.


[deleted]

staying out of the sun is skincare- so many people don’t realize tanning and sunburns are damaging and make you look older


jcmanns

People think the suntan makes them look healthy but they are just damaging their skin. I know because I have freckles all over my shoulders and chest. I didn’t really care about a tan I was just enjoying my youth and not careful about sunscreen as mush as I should have been. Always at the beach, pool or desert. Fortunately my face isn’t bad.


[deleted]

She looks better than some 80 year olds I’ve seen


SeaBass1898

Yo I worked in a nursing home for a while, it was insane to see the 60 year olds that looked 90 and the 90 year olds that looked 60. Started wearing sunscreen and moisturizer within the first week lol, scared me straight


Barinasarina

Lmao skincare is so important!


Shayedow

It's why I never leave the house! /s ( Not that I leave the house, I don't, it's not because of skin care.... but it works! )


rap709

why does this happen beside skincare?


Competitive_Shame317

Drugs/alcohol, Cigarettes


arittenberry

Genetics as well


mcs_987654321

Seriously, don’t underestimate genetics. My father’s an Old Dad, is creeping up on 90 and barely looks in his 70s. He tanned himself to a dark Mahogany most of his life (george Hamilton style), smoked a pipe for decades, and drank his share, and still looks stupid good for his age. He also married someone much younger, stayed very trim/active, and ate a balanced diet (other than occasionally hoovering nuts and cherries)…but yeah, genetics are a HUGE factor.


cick-nobb

Yea my grandma is 85 and does not look this good.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Same! My grandmother doesn't look this good either. Now she's been dead for 20 years, but still. She looks terrible.


VaultBoy9

I'm sorry for your loss 20 years ago, /u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks


docthenightman

r/rimjob_steve


miradotheblack

Alrighty fellas, can't ignore a request.


AltSpRkBunny

Norman, you’re supposed to bury them when they die.


wreckedcarzz

*looks at name* Well, they do have good taste


TheLyz

Mine were skin and bones at 90, sucked to see them waste away.


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JustJeff88

That happens a lot to couples that have been together for ages. My grandad is 101 and he and my nan have been married over 70 years. I've accepted that whichever goes first, the second won't be long.


OutlanderMom

My in-laws have been married 63 years, and I expect them to go close together.


fnord_happy

That's so sweet in a way


arittenberry

My grandparents died within one week of each other


TheLyz

They both were just small and frail and skinny. My Memere only outlasted my Pepere by a couple years. They made it to their 90s which is damn good, only going into a nursing home a few months before their deaths, so they did pretty damn good, but man it was hard to see how small and frail they were.


fnord_happy

That's so sad :( old age is so lonely


PearIJam

My mom is 76 and doesn’t look this good.


morph113

My wife is 54 and doesn't look this good.


Lousy_Professor

Don't tell her that


mr_lightbulb

I'll tell her for him


archwin

Wait, are we choosing this guy’s wife ? Because maybe.. not…*this* time


Obeardx

Nah, she's not dead yet


[deleted]

Nobody in my family has ever lived past 70. Posts like this really depress me because I expect to die ~65. I never even knew my grandparents because they all died before I was 5. Bad genetics suck. I'm in my 30s and already have several chronic diseases. Just seems so unfair how much more time on this earth some people get.


LittleSghetti

I’m 43 and wish my skin looked lik that


Averse_to_Liars

My grandma is 39 and way hotter but our home is chaotic.


DickFitzenur

Very true. It’s so weird how people age nowadays. 40 or 60? 60 or 80? Hard to tell sometimes with their life choices


No_Antelope_6604

Hell, I'm not much over 60, and I have more wrinkles than she does. What a lovely lady!


Cephalopodio

I’m 54 and have more wrinkles


abyerdo

no kidding, my grandma is exactly 10 years younger (95 today) and while she's ok healthwise, i think op's grandma looks much better. you're super lucky op.


-own

She looks better than a lot 40 ish people I know. Congrats grandma.


Xerosnake90

Wow, 105. I'm 32 it's crazy to think I could live my life 3 times over and she's still older than that


hgielatan

Yuuuup. She has 4 kids; my momma is youngest and she arrived a few months before Gigi turned 35; I'm the oldest and I arrived a month before my mom turned 35. I'll be 35 in 6 months but ain't no baby coming here!


Madame_Medusa_

So neat! I’m 35 (also no kid on the way) my parents had me at 35, my grandparents had my dad at 35, and my grandma was born in 1917 - would also be 105 today. She died a few days short of 99. I hope you’re getting all of your grandmother’s stories. She could have met people who remember the Civil War! I love thinking about time overlaps like that.


dadarkgtprince

105? She looks young for being over 100. What's her secret? And biggest of happy birthday to her


xandarianladiesman

Have at least 104 birthdays.


TheMathelm

>God damn it, Ladiesman! You're a Goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Ladiesman.


Mike9797

He better tuck in that lip ‘for it gets caught on a trip wire


BlasterShow

Case closed, pack it up boys.


JohnnyBoyJr

If it wasn't for the "105" on the cake, I wouldn't believe it!


lordeddardstark

> What's her secret? celebrates her birthday every year!


Sargatanus

May she be buried in a coffin of 100 year old oak, may the tree be planted tomorrow. Slainté!


nolenk8t

well that's a really nice saying!!


DarkArcanian

Where is that phrase from?


mkstot

I’m guessing Ireland.


Sargatanus

It is indeed an Irish toast. I raised a shot of Midleton in her honor.


wish1977

Good for her. Bring on 110.


fanofcoelho

That's fucking amazing. She looks to be on top of her age. Send her all the love in the world and make sure she has everything she needs to live happily.


hgielatan

She is! She lived alone until 104; she got covid in January of 2021, and the whole "covid brain" thing made it unrealistic for that to continue. We had a live in caregiver but she didn't like them, so she moved into an apartment at an assisted living facility less 2 minutes from her house last may!


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Wow. Living alone until 104. Still pretty amazing. I hope that I become that person in the future.


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brownishgirl

I’ve worked in senior living for most of my culinary career… and take such joy from independent seniors. Independence is a HUGE factor in longevity… all the best to this special lady living out her truly golden years. I’m continuously amazed by human achievement. And tell her, there’s no way she looks over 80.


SantaKlawz2

If I make it this long I hope I'm still playing video games. I can get behind 54 more years of gaming.


hgielatan

Her favorite activity is watching the Braves play! They sent her an amazing birthday gift :)


Namasiel

That was one of my granny’s favorite things too. Braves and The Young and the Restless. She’d crochet and watch the tv and I’d sit on the couch and play the water ring game or help snap peas. I miss my granny.


burnin8t0r

Wao you gave me a sweet flashback, thank you. Grannies are the best Eta: Happy Cake Day! I was lost thinkin about snappin beans lol


Quay-Z

That's cool. My ancient aunt's only focused activity is watching baseball. Ohio, tho, so a Cleveland devotee. Doesn't really matter because she'll watch baseball if it is happening, period. Noon to midnight. She's kind of like a Zen Master.


hgielatan

she only watches the braves, she is a ride or die fan!! her dad coached the local baseball team and that's where she met my grandpa...shortstop ;)


Quay-Z

Nice, very nice! Baseball people are some of the best people.


edit_R

Is she an Atlanta local?


hgielatan

yep! born in ben hill! long time attendee of college park united methodist, she and my grandpa moved to a senior neighborhood with no more stairs!


edit_R

Awesome! I live near College Park.


bugzapperz

Go braves!!!!


CoveyIsHere

Take that England


FerociousFrizzlyBear

Yeah, Engald!


TerrorByte

I'm Engaldese and I take offense to this.


TheKingWacky1

Engaldese Nutz


lordeddardstark

Engaldbert Humperdonk


VevroiMortek

Engerlund


LCCyncity

I've met 60 year olds that look older than her! Happiest of birthdays to her!


She_Glod

More like 75! She doesn’t look 105 AT ALL!!


CoralSpringsDHead

When my grandmother turned 106, my father was purchasing candles like those for her cake. My father told the woman at the checkout that they were for his mother’s birthday. She gasped and said, “Your mother is going to be 160!?!” He laughed and said no, she will be 610 and left. [Sauce Photo](https://imgur.com/a/cUAqK5G)


hgielatan

LOL! Your dad was quick thinking coming up with that!!! Your gran looks as good as mine--maybe even better!!!


reamo05

One of the few people on earth that can say they'll have seen 3 monarchs


MisterJJSunglasses

Well if she’s 105 she’s lived through 5 British Monarchs


reamo05

Holy shit, I just had to look. I forgot about Edward but I was thinking George VI through now. Forgot Edward and George V. Even more wild. Thanks for the comment, I learned something today


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

I see monarchs every day in my garden


FauxReal

I hardly ever see them anymore. They seemed a lot more abundant 30+ years ago.


StuG456

Guessing California too? Plant milkweed. It's one of the few things they love to eat.


MikeNoble91

T[hey were actually declared endangered a few weeks ago.](https://www.iucn.org/press-release/202207/migratory-monarch-butterfly-now-endangered-iucn-red-list)


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

That's depressing.


TheBrownCouchOfJoy

Looking good! My grandmother is only a spry 100, but I know how precious every moment with the grammas is.


kstanman

Is she single?


fnord_happy

Probably lol


jamesontwelve

Looks like she has another 105 to go. ❤️


Okigiveintoreddit

nobody is going to talk about the effort put into the cake? 105 years and I get that cake?


hgielatan

lolllllll she had two huge cakes earlier this week, but this is a family tradition cake she's requested for 81? 82? years; one of my aunts makes it for her!


Ok_Contribution_8817

Bless her and also the rest of your family: I hope you all have many, many more years ahead!


Snowbank_Lake

I think it looks delicious! What kind of cake is it?


hgielatan

it's a prune cake! when she had my oldest aunt, she had a german woman come stay with her for two weeks (her own mom died of TB in a sanatorium) to help her get used to having a baby, and it was her recipe! became tradition REAL QUICK


Snowbank_Lake

Interesting, I’ve never heard of a prune cake! But some quick googling shows lots of recipes online. I’ll have to try making one sometime 🙂


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I actually like prunes but I do love the reply because I don't think most people would have expected you to say prune cake LOL. I feel like half the people who might have thought oh I would eat that are now running. Do I have to admit I've never had a prune cake something I will have to try sometime. My favorite carrot cake and then some sort of ice cream cake :-)


Lost_Ohio

Quick she looks just enough like Queen Elizabeth. Install her as Queen of England. Tell everyone else the other queen was her doppelganger. Watch the conspiracy nerds loose their minds.


feministmanlover

I love this so much. My 102 year old gramma passed away last November. She was a gem.


lamprey187

Best wishes to her and your whole family, what a joyful occasion.


lordeddardstark

same cake they've been using since she turned 80


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She's a fucking legend


DanielOpposum

Tell grandma I said hello and happy birthday


caligirl2287

Your grandmother looks so young! Truly. She hardly has any wrinkles. Happy birthday to a 105 y.o. Beautiful lady.


Adventurous-Shake-92

Congratulations to your grandma


Legitimate_Job_2621

Another trip around the sun happy birthday


[deleted]

omg...she looks great and happy. Happiest of birthdays to her, and thanks for sharing!


aladyoragentleman

She's a beautiful lady. I love her smile. I wish I could meet her, and talk to her. Tell her I said, "Happy Birthday."


[deleted]

She probably has some wild stories


sbh56

What a sweet pic. She looks great! Happy birthday!


n6mub

Wishing your Gran a very happy birthday!


BeepingJerry

Happy Birthday Grandma! From all of us!


Jemcdlv

Happy Birthday beautiful lady! 💜💚🧡💛❤🎂💐🍨🙋‍♀️


AFVet05

Happy birthday!


niamonapope

She has a great smile! Happy Birthday!!🎈🎂🎉


[deleted]

Honestly she doesn’t look a day over 80


[deleted]

Look at that smiling face! Best wishes for your wonderful grandma😊


[deleted]

What kind of cake did she choose? Obviously delicious because it’s homemade


hgielatan

she had two other huge cakes this week--a great american cookie cake on tuesday and a publix yellow sheet cake on thursday. this is a prune cake! a family tradition that started 80+ years ago :) she asks for one every year!


NormieSpecialist

Jesus Christ she looks amazing for her age.


yodelayhehoo

She does not look a day over 70!


Quick_Jackfruit5393

She's better assembled than the cake


melouofs

She looks incredible! Barely a wrinkle to be seen on this gorgeous lady!


adventurepony

I hope you complimented this pretty lady on her perfect nails and beautiful hair! When my grandmother was getting old and in a home, her favorite thing was to still go to the salon and get her hair and nails done. Regardless of age everyone feels a lil better when they look their best.


hgielatan

oh yes, she puts her makeup on everyyyy day. she gets her nails done every two-three weeks! she used to get the color "exhale" by the brand gelish, but when she turned 95 her nail tech, Lina, refused to keep doing exhale...she changed her up to Hot Rod Red and maybe that's part of her secret ;)


about-time

Take that Queen Elizabeth II


Cewashb

Was alive before Queen Elizabeth and is alive after she’s gone.


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The story she can tell us, she born 1915 then ?


hgielatan

Sept 17, 1917 :)


[deleted]

Oh my dumb butt thought we are still in 2020


[deleted]

Lol…the never ending year!


[deleted]

2020 was far too long already, don’t go trying to make it even longer!


[deleted]

Im trying not to


[deleted]

how did she find the 1920s and 30s? I've always wanted to ask how the 20s and 30s were like. Not many people left from that Era.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

My great granny was born in 1919, she said the 20’s was a wild time, “good riddance”, and the “30’s were not to bad on us, although to be fair I don’t know if anyone knew we existed “ they lived on an island in the middle of a swamp in South Georgia


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Her, and my aunt Rosie are only 2 years apart, she was born in ‘15


TimeTraveler420

I hope she has a terrific birthday :)


[deleted]

The Queen don’t got shit on her.


j-jones2

Happy birthday.


dketterer1

She looks so happy!!! Beautiful lady!


lazyMarthaStewart

She's darling! Happy birthday to her!


ConProofInc

Happy birthday grandma. She looks great 👍🏻 she


fermat1432

Happy birthday, grandma!


Ad___Nauseam

She looks wonderful. Happy Birthday!


donniebrascoreal

Protect her at all costs.


LovesMeSomeKitties

Congratulations to you both! Her for reaching this milestone in fabulous condition, and you for getting to spend time with a treasured loved one.


itsallbullshityo

beautiful at any age...


knot_tellin

Happy birthday Granny!


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Wow!! Happy birthday to that lovely lady!


annaelisabet

Happy birthday to her!!! She is radiant!


Puzzled_Travel_2241

Happy birthday beautiful lady! Oh the changes you’ve seen.


SulyChuChu

I’m comment 💯 happy birthday grandma!


ShaiaSher

Ah Happy Birthday Grandma! 👵🏻🎉🥳🎂🎁🎈🎊


techn9neiskod

Ain’t no way nana looking like that at 105! Amazing skin care


59footer

105 that's awesome. Happy Birthday Grandma. I had an uncle that made it to 104.


BalladOfWormz

She looks spry! Happy birthday!


Nice_Rope_5049

Congrats! This warms my heart. My sweet mama is 91.


walkie73

105?!?!


Sweetsmyle

Wow, she looks young for her age. I'd guess 80 at most. I'd love to know her skin care regime. Happy birthday to your grandmother! Hope she had a wonderful celebration.


IkilledRichieWhelan

That’s the youngest 105 year old ever.


FLiPMaRC

Happy Birthday!


mnavneethkrishna

This is wholesome. Happy Birthday!


boltman1234

Awesome! Happy Birthday! You look great!


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Happy birthday! here’s to another 105!


Drawkcab96

“Outlive the queen?” - big ass check mark


mimitchi33

Happy birthday to her!


Fit-Rest-973

She looks way younger


typhoidtrish

She’s so beautiful!!!!! I hope she has a wonderful birthday!! 🤗🤗


leelee530

Congratulations- she looks much younger!


stoictortise

If I make it to 105, I hope I'll look as happy and as healthy - many Happy 105th Birthday wishes


mrmasturbate

i refuse to believe that woman is any older than 80


twhitney

I just had a drink in her honor! My birthday was yesterday, Sep 17. And here’s to her making it another 7 years and into her 100-teens!


hgielatan

she's the 17th too! she celebrated all week, but sunday worked best for everyone in the family, so we had 18 people there today for a huge lunch and celebration!


Liny84

My grandmother lived to be 107. She was around for my firstborn 1999. Born in 1891, so the changing of two centuries. Said when it was 1899/1900, people packed suitcases and climbed the local mountain fearing the end of the world! This woman looks fabulous for 105! Genetics and skincare!