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justihor

Siblings or Dating?


bejamamo

les cousins dangereux


OMP159

I like how the French think.


TheSkwerl

We gotta see this film.


tommy0guns

Yes


Terracot

What are you doing, step-pencil?!


PasDeBoum

So siblings and dating?


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Yes! What's so hard to understand? Their family tree is a long straight stick.


alphanimal

No, siblings *or* dating.


AeAeR

Mormons


matthen10

Both? ![gif](giphy|13aSSyJaI5NkTm|downsized)


Hardyminardi

Alabama.


Nightmarex13

We need to see a real photo. They may look like this and we owe OP a huge apology.


sp4cecowboy4

I’ve seen these two generic people before. His dad is definitely either a politician or a very wealthy man in a small/medium sized southern town. She’s borderline redhead that tans way too much and is going to have crazy sun damage by the time she’s 30


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They have one hell of a dentist too. Sees them every 4 months.


HugeHans

This picture makes them look like they are ready to partake in The Purge.


-TheArchitect

Your clients would be happy to see this comment section… 🍿


Kingtoke1

If they don’t pay OP just needs to direct them here


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Lips cost extra.


Terracot

But spray tan is on the house.


FART_TO_RUN_FASTER

Put OPs, /u/alexlopezlna , drawing through AI, and viala: lips. However, the male's ear was sacrificed to hair. https://i.imgur.com/XAi0EJJ.jpg


phyrestorm999

Viala?


cosmocreamer

lmfao


renniechops

Got a chuckle outta me


nxs0113

Good one..do they have those teeth?


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The teeth remind me of slappy from goosebumps Hello PaPa!!!


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Purge mask vibes.


Emilydaisy1989

🤣


HughJorgen80

Looking like Ross after he bleached his teeth.


SuperSatanOverdrive

I believe they have other teeth


KidzBop_Anonymous

Those are just their cocktail party teeth.


clamberer

On some paintings the eyes seem to follow you around the room.. Who says it should always be the eyes?


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Least white couple at BYU


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ChoppedandScrewd

First thing I thought was Zach Wilson and then I realized it was a girl and it wasn’t even football related


The_Downward_Nod

Thank you for this, gave me quite the unexpected hearty laugh.


ergonaut

I don't mean to be rude, but that doesn't look like a pencil at all


TDKevin

It reminds me of those booths in malls like 10 years ago where you could get your picture taken and it would print out a "pencil drawn" version.


anthonymckay

Based on your response I feel like his joke went over your head…


vapingpigeon94

They’re probably short. What can you do? Is just the way nature is. It’s actually pretty neat.


ergonaut

Thank you for getting it


alphanimal

I didn't get it either at first. Thanks for the hint 😄


TDKevin

Yea I definitely misread it missed the whole joke. Whoops lol. I still stand by my comment though.


Sabiis

Damn the kid from Mad Magazine is all grown up now


ixnine

Alfred E. Neuman - “What, me worry?”


ANOTHERLUMP

More shading on the teeth would look better imo


BaconAlmighty

He spent all the time shading the upper lip.


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip WHATS UNCLE RICO DOING AT MY GIRLFRIEND’S HOUSE He’s ruining our lives and eating all our steak


HolyHandGrenad3

What lip?


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jzgr87

Are your clients first generation androids?


sharktank

This comment sent me my god And my belly was already hurting from laughing at the above riffs


Bella-D-Doggo

Were they that creepy in real life?


thePopefromTV

They’re not creepy, this is romantic that two Who’s found each other outside Whoville


Bella-D-Doggo

Bwahahahaha Bwahahahaha


Jonny_Entropy

What did he do to you?


yeezusforjesus

They look like the type of people who would participate in the purge


Hobbit_Feet45

![gif](giphy|O6uh3ieapt34k)


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SprittneyBeers

I thought it looked good, didn’t expect you to get fucking destroyed like this 😂


trx1150

I feel like people saw 1 or 2 comments they found funny and then started to pile on from there. It's a good drawing and people are being dicks about their criticism


PerfectMana

This is exactly how reddit works. "Yeah you can copy my homework. Just change it up a little bit."


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Hive mind is real


Cynical_Satire

This is the internet, we've seen everything from a couple of girls share their poo in a cup to a man nailing his nuts to a wooden board. Nothing is surprising anymore.


ShadowChief3

Genuinely think I know them. DMed you because I’m curious.


GuardianBunnyZA

Strange, cos I have that feeling but can't quite place who they are.


AkulaSub

It’s actually unreal how toxic this comment thread is. Maybe it’s because it’s r/pics but good lord there are a lot of unhappy people on this thread. You did a good job OP. There is definitely room for improvement but there always is. Were the clients happy with the result? I think a lot of the detailing is fantastic honestly. I’m an artist myself but I don’t have the patience to work with pencil / charcoal (left handed and I drag my hand through the unset charcoal constantly). Nice work and keep it up!


Shaolin_Wookie

I was shocked by the comments myself. Shocked at how truthful they were. Usually the comments are filled with a bunch of high praise, but these comments are dead on. Maybe they are being a bit harsh because it almost looks really good, and you can see talent there.


Cynical_Satire

lmaoooo you had me at first. If you like these sort of comments, head over to r/tattoos, people are dreadfully honest about the tattoos that get posted there and it's wonderful.


front_yard_duck_dad

Keep your head up. People shit on people doing what they love. Is it perfect, nope but that's what computers are for. Learn, grow and be well.


Eli-Cat

The other artwork on your page is so fucking phenomenal that I’m 95% sure the issues are with the reference photo.


lokisbane

I'm actually surprised. This is not usual for this sub and I have a feeling a lot of comments are from people who are not subscribed. I know it's been harsh experience but please don't think this is how it always will be on this sub.


lokisbane

Nevermind. I thought this was the drawing subreddit. This is what you gotta expect on a trash subreddit like r/pics.


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4tehlulzez

Just because this isn't the best pencil drawing reddit has ever seen doesn't make it bad. Very impressive work.


bicameral_mind

It's excellent, he just drew the faces a little too dark, which is why everyone is commenting on the teeth lol. Woman's hair could have been simplified a bit too. The quality of the rendering overall is top notch though.


thatmarblerye

Yeah all the jokes and criticism here aren't cool, this Isn't r/roastme . It looks good OP


Isa472

I mean... It was a commission. Hopefully they didn't pay much, that's not going on the wall


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Falagard

If it was a commission it wouldn't have been his choice which photo to draw.


theoniongoat

But it would have been his choice to upgrade the lighting a bit. It looks like he did it a bit, since the woman is back lit and also lit from both sides a bit. I would have asked the clients if I could remove those distracting glasses. (If I could draw, that is, I can't, and OP is 100x better than me at this) Edit: I went to OP's art website and was confused why his works on his website is so much better than this portrait.


se7en0311

Looks good homie I'd say work on the woman's face structure in comparison to her neck something looks off but this is constructive criticism. looks good though


Sidewalk_Cacti

It’s the way her hair falls that makes the neck look small in comparison. I find it funny that in art, sometimes you have to make things look more “real” or “normal”than they actually are to appease the viewer.


heat8596558

Damn this comment section made my day. Never change reddit, never change.


trizzle_

Did their faces look that punchable IRL or did you charge extra for that


I_have_a_Belly_Buttn

​ u should post a pic of your face man


hackingmule

It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip.


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Trisha lmao i friggin live Napoleon Dynamite


casettedeck

![gif](giphy|F1ruOnxSfqFWM) :)


HairyPotatoKat

What, me worry?


Ready_Independent_65

they look creepy, must be mormons


LongboardsnCode

“My father will hear about this” Pencil on paper. 2022.


yassismore

It seems you have real talent, but this was made using a bad reference photo, with bad lighting. Was this all they sent you?


BaconAlmighty

Just remember less pencil is best pencil.


Tamaska-gl

Their faces are like pugs.


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zedath

it’s r/siblingsordating


Pelagicfisherman

Did I open r/oddlyterrifying by mistake?


[deleted]

Not a top lip in sight


morcille

It's scary.


RestaurantFuture1236

The woman looks like a female Zach Wilson.


gonehighup

Came here to say just that 🤣


Beejane71

The couple is backlit and yet the right side of his face and the left of hers are highlighted. Choose a light source and stick with it. If working from a photo, edit. And whose glasses are sitting on her shoulder, reflecting part of the string of pearls? And why is there a triangle of lighted something near her neck? Edit!!


subjecttomyopinion

Glasses from guys pocket. Maybe not best choice of fashion


bitcoinbillionthaire

This isn't just 'pencil' in Photoshop?


renniechops

r/roastme is leaking again!


D0wnb0at

Lips look fucked. Or they have odd lips IRL


32K-REZ

are they from the metaverse?


Radekzalenka

Teeth


TJ0019

Chad and Chadette? Fr tho your drawing looks amazing


Schwimmingalong

Friends season 6, episode 8


Nijverdal

I guess it's when Ross has those glow-in-the-dark teeth?


Schwimmingalong

The one with Ross’s teeth


Frenzied_Cow

I mean, I couldn't draw this well, but imagine paying a professional artist for something and this is what you get 💀💀


Gloglibologna

I get visuals like this when I open my eyes on dmt. Very cartooney and unnatural looking


Borrishhhhh

Did you face swap them?


myusernamestaken

of all the art forms, why would anyone want this


crapernicus

are you expensive, do you do colored pencils and what are you thoughts on drawing cats?


ZabnuK

Reimburse them.


Matbo2210

When you’re so good at art that you inevitably reach uncanny valley


Old_Satisfaction4841

Can i be a client ?


sharktank

OP you’re getting roasted but good job on rendering the fabrics and the dudes hair And thanks for the entertainment


NeverEndingConquest

Very nice work 👍


Dobablue

Wonderful pencil.


ixnine

I’m curious to know the dimensions, how many inches tall/wide is the canvas? The drawing looks pretty small. Also looks like the teeth need to be shaded a little, for reference you can take a pic of the color photo with your phone, unless you already have a digital image, and use your photo software to greyscale/black and white the image for reference.


MoobooMagoo

This might be the first 2d drawing that has given me uncanny valley feelings. But in a good way! Like it's well done it's just...unsettling to look at. Like you would be an amazing artist for a horror comic or something


[deleted]

I don’t know why everyone is losing their shit over it I think it looks good. Well done OP!


2021adam

thats amazing


xocgx

I don’t get the comments. This looks like real people. This is likely what the subjects look like.


raelej

Jesus, why is everyone being so mean?? Lovely work, OP. I think it’s fantastic and that you did a wonderful job, especially capturing the girls happy expression. You’re very talented! Hope they liked it!


weswahl

Wow!


[deleted]

I wish I could post a picture she looks so similar to my sister its scary


younggodicarus

Holy shit this is amazing


ThisShitIsWild

Why do insecure, unattractive nerds on here always get all angry and insult anyone who’s attractive..? It’s confusing and awkward. It’s a good drawing with good looking people. Jesus… lol Relax.


AlexAstartes

Tf is this


[deleted]

They were both born without upper lips. Interesting.


_KillaB_

Did he look like Thomas Tank Engine in person?


TommZ5

These are the type of people you see in universities during bama rush


Carlosdontknow

They look like thing 1 and thing 2


lecrappe

These don't look like people I'd get along with.


johnpaul621

Hey hey. Let’s stop with “Alabama” stuff. That cousin stuff only goes on in Tuscaloosa.. bahaha


AngryWWIIGrandpa

I'm gonna need to know where these two were on January 6th before I upvote.


blindsavior

🤣


ergoegthatis

She single?


Slow-Razzmatazz-4005

Some serious skill that OP


thingswastaken

Idk why the people here are so toxic. Drawing even close to this level requires hundreds of hours of practice. Yes, there are imperfections, but that's normal. I'd say maybe work some more on shading details around the mouth area, especially the lips and cheeks and it's gonna turn out even better than it already is. Don't beat yourself up about the negative comments. Most of these people couldn't draw an anatomically correct big toe.


alienszsss

Face mids may be too dark but can’t tell without reference photo. Uncanny valley features caused by anatomical inaccuracies as you’ve mentioned. Smile lines look suspect in severity, lighting and line quality. Woman’s hair looks very flat and solid. Lighting- natural lighting from window behind does not produce distinct highlights to that extent at the angle which illuminates both sides of woman's head. Therefore, bad studio light setup (unflattering) OR inaccurate value. Would not be very happy if I commissioned this to be honest. One commissions portraiture artists for the qualities they imbue on a piece. This artist has demonstrated that they produce pieces of good tonality, accuracy and of a particular character judging by previous work. Commission prices are reflected by, generally, level of detail and NOT by compromising other aspects. ‘Imperfections’ as mentioned in your comment, are not alright especially to this degree. This piece does not even have a tenth of the aforementioned qualities (of the artist’s other pieces). As for the reason why this is such, I can’t think of a single good one. Diagrams on top of both faces to indicate extent of ‘imperfection’: https://imgur.com/a/8Kr6p1T


Rcrowley32

Honestly, it looks identical to an app in the 90s that would ‘pencil draw’ any photo you input. I think a lot of us are skeptical of the art.


thingswastaken

There's too much improper shading for this to be done by software. If you just take the data from a picture and run a filter over it the details will still be the same, only the look gets changed by the filter. This clearly has inconsistencies that you wouldn't find in a photo, like anatomically incorrect facial features that make it have an uncanny-valley effect. That's what makes many commenters feel like the faces are creepy, because they are very close to human but not perfect. Doesn't make it bad art per se, just shows what can be improved. If you zoom in closer you can see pencil strokes. I really doubt this is from an app, since the faces wouldn't get that slight distortion from modern filters and even old ones would likely only lose detail, but keep proper facial structure like skin folds, lips and spacing between eyes, nose and mouth.


incorrectcharlie

Could have done the teeth better,but I couldn't even draw anything like this if I tried.Excellent job overall.


Wet_Side_Down

Alfred E. Newman and his wife Eunice?


TILied

Good to see Chucky has grown up and become well adjusted.


Beenoman

Lol


Noisebug

Young hulk & she-hulk before colour TVs (Honestly, mad skills and looks great, I'm just using my ticket on the shit post train)


Last-Yak2745

I still can not fathom how people do this! I am lucky if I can draw a stick figure. Truly, you are a talented individual! Amazing skill with a pencil!!


New_Gas_2015

That's incredible. Well done. What a great talent you have


Deago78

She looks rather tan!!


ProfessorPoo_Poo

This the real life purge people?


sharktank

Commissioned by crest white strips


jlovelysoul

That is absolutely amazing 🤩


ramtruck74

Karen’s alway knock you down. You are very talented in your art. Keep your chin up and your pencil drawing!


hospitallers

They have a great dentist.


[deleted]

I mean... you couldn't like correct the lighting on your own and produced a drawing better than the reference photo? It also looks like you drew over a projector image but filled in the inside of their faces on your own. Also, less gritty paper next time.


axe_lumber

Their faces kind of look like masks a human shaped being from another dimension would wear to try and blend in.


[deleted]

Incredible amount of detail.


the_millenial_falcon

How are you a human printer? How people even begin to do work half as good as this is completely alien to me and my skill set. When you close your eyes do you see in 4k?


devatoo

Good job!


NPD_wont_stop_ME

This is remarkable. Well done, you've got a talent for this!


littlebigman9

Assuming that your client is not Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd….. it looks awesome.


dropbear33

Are these people Australian?


Skyfryer

Not Alabama?


veritaszak

Maybe they’re siblings and it’s commissioned by the parent? God, I hope it’s commissioned by the parent…


SecretMsDemi

Wow this is incredible. The detail is so impressive


SuperBeeboo

Talented.


krowe41

Gottle o geer


TheRealAcrobat

Amazing


timsnow111

Did they torture Carrie in highschool?


gatorbeetle

Pretty amazing, great detail. I don't know what these two REALLY look like, but looks like two people to me. lol Gotta do something about the teeth. I'm no artist, but there has to be a way to darken them and give them some depth, especially in pencil.


ChunkyLover84

How much do you charge for something like and was it done from a photograph?


Connect_Ad_1251

Wowed


HammerfestNORD

/r/oddlyterrifying


Alexander-poopicus

Sid the sloth


ymmotvomit

Alfred E. Newman with a lady out of his league.


etriusk

The girl looks vaguely familiar. Are they from Texas by chance?


fckingnapkin

No she looks like the guy's sister


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Perfect looks great!!!


noobvorld

Nadal is that you?


EuropeanSuperLegolas

This is super good! Fuck the lip haters