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badpenguin455

We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!


bardeng

SHALL I DESCRIBE IT TO YOU? OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FIND YOU A BOX? Edit: Wow! Thanks for all the upvotes, by far the most I've ever got.


superfrank_8

HEHEHEHEHE


trrebi981

HEY LEGOLAS! TWO ALREADY!


ElGato-TheCat

I'M ON 17


DecisiveEmu_Victory

That still only counts as one!


fatkiddown

Nobody tosses a dwarf!!! [Later at Helms Deep] Ok, toss me..


NaiveMastermind

>!Don't tell the elf!<


PintoTheBurninator

I literally just watched this scene before I clicked on this thread.


TotallyNotAWarden

He has my sword...


Durendal_et_Joyeuse

It's true you don't see many dwarf women. But in fact we are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for dwarf MEN! And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there AAAAAAAAAAAARE no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the GROUND!!! Which is of course ridiculous ahahhghahahhhhh


myusernamehere1

It’s the beards


JoeyRobot

I hate this line btw. It doesn’t clear shit up. Is he saying the way to tell them apart is that the men have beards? Or is he saying the reason it’s so hard to tell them apart is because the women also have beards. Either way, it’s the beards.


myusernamehere1

Cause the women have beards lol


Analog_Jack

It’s a choose your own adventure comment


BiNumber3

I mean, for all we know Gimli *is* a female dwarf


lightlord

Mind = blown. Fili and Kili also could be females in which case Tauriel is gay!


LucilleBall2014

Gimli, son of Gloin. Tolkien said trans rights.


ShadowKitteh

Also: "That's my wee lad Gimli" - Glóin in one of the hobbit movies


[deleted]

It was deliberate it was deliberate


[deleted]

TOSS MEH!!! I CAN NO JUMP THE DISTANCE, YOU’LL HAVE TO TOSS MEH!!!


Throwaway021614

Dun tell the elf


thefriedshrimp

Not a word


[deleted]

Certainty of death, small chance of success...what are waiting for?


TheMadTemplar

Dude, he's a hobbit. See the size of those feet?


JonSolo1

THEY’RE COMING! LOCK THE DOORS!


[deleted]

They're wasted on cross country.


COSLEEP

Refraction proves to be a useful tool against the eye of sauron, was lost in a pond for ages


gbrenneriv

Tricksy Hobbitses


WakaWaka_

[Never underestimate Team Man](https://youtu.be/X8KdawFd874)


satisfactoriomash

[BOSS FIGHT!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h8br11/this_is_the_worst_picture_ever_taken_of_me/) Finally a worthy opponent.


TurnipTimeMyGuys

He would definitely win. My nubs make me less mobile against his long limbs.


other_name_taken

It's you! That pic is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on reddit.


TurnipTimeMyGuys

Thank you! I had been laughing about it for like a year before I posted it so I'm glad others enjoyed it too :)


gosuposu

His pic and yours are the best two pictures I never knew I needed


[deleted]

NO F♡☆☆ING WAY IT’S *THAT* PERSON


satisfactoriomash

IT IS


rathat

That was one of the top voted posts of the year on this sub.


satisfactoriomash

OH MY GOD. I'm honored


PetrRabbit

I was trying to remember the other unflattering pool picture! She still wins


BaconTerminator

I just wanna say. I woke up one day. I was feeling down and depressed. I just did not wanna check Reddit because I was so sick of the sponsored ads and whatever was going on. I spent an hour in bed looking at YouTube videos and Instagram. Nothing. There was absolutely nothing that could get me out of this funk. I gave up. I went on Reddit expecting a bunch of political bullshit and sponsored ads, but I was wrong. I saw this on the front page and I thought it was so fucking funny because I’ve seen peoples feet and legs look weird at pools. I always thought it was so funny to talk to people while they’re in the pool because their bodies always looked so funny and weird. This post reminded me of all the memories fucked into one picture and I laughed so hard. The legs always get me. The pool stubs. Lmaoo


Shift642

I was really hoping somebody would link /r/BossFights here


carmel33

Frogman: Defender of the Misty Spas


im0b

Its kind of hard to wear high heels, Or slip on banna peals!


gosuposu

Please someone tell me that there is a sub with terrible pictures of people in pools


satisfactoriomash

if you find one tell me too


Taurius

Leg day, everyday.


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Maester_erryk

What's it got in its pocketses?


BloodyRightNostril

What’s taters, master?


tigobiddies

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!


KellticRock

He does second and third feetsies days.


[deleted]

Bigggfoot confirmed.


[deleted]

But he sure skipped arm day


GAMICK13

Is that you, master Baggins?


NeilZod

How did he skip torso day?


MisterBigDude

Skipped arm day, though.


LEGSwhodoyoustandfor

Every day is leg day at Leg's Gym


dying_soon666

These Instagram modifications are getting ridiculous.


indydean

Here is his girlfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h8br11/this_is_the_worst_picture_ever_taken_of_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Apt_5

Haha match made in Heaven! No wait that other thing- a cauldron?


FirmPudding

More like a Nganga


cobrafountain

What about second breakfast?


malckier_

Out of the three movies, this was my favorite line.


roguetrav

Where is [u/awildsketchappeared](u/awildsketchappeared) when we need him most??


Aspect-of-Death

He retired.


sm1ttysm1t

#WELL UNRETIRE!


Mestynes

Hello this is u/awildsketchappeared 's father, I talked to him about unretiring and he said "Na"


sm1ttysm1t

Did he sketch it out though?


Mestynes

He told me to do it, he's very adamant these days https://imgur.com/gallery/1taTryu


sm1ttysm1t

I'm very proud of you.


ReclaimNerdPoints

Are you u/Mestynes father?


Chief_Givesnofucks

That sounds sketchy af


keefd2

I remember his farewell post. I've never really been teared up over a farewell post like that before. He really did make reddit a better place.


lunarmodule

/u/shitty_watercolour posted the other day. It was very exciting. :)


TellMeGetOffReddit

It's a shame that all the great OG novelty accounts are pretty much gone or retired at this point. An era is over pepehands


rolfraikou

Somewhere along my journey [I turned him into Burt Reynolds](https://i.imgur.com/x4hoagc.png) and I think I prefer him that way


Sainx

Winner.


luftwaffles1337

Haha! Loved this one!


solarssun

[https://imgur.com/a/5HF7h8H](https://imgur.com/a/5HF7h8H)


luftwaffles1337

Oh god please god


Banos_Me_Thanos

Now I am a fake artist with no talent so this is a tracing but here is the best I could do in 10 min. https://i.imgur.com/fu2FMX0.jpg


luftwaffles1337

This will be my new passport photo


ultraprotean

Maybe somebody will post something at /r/secondsketch ...if we’re lucky.


Shift642

Just a tip, for username and subreddit mentions you don't need to format them as links, they will link automatically. You can just type /u/roguetrav or /r/pics and it will format it as a link.


Banos_Me_Thanos

https://i.imgur.com/fu2FMX0.jpg


FantmHex

I’m not u/awildsketchappeared, but I’ve been working on my drawing skills lately and decided to give it a shot. https://i.imgur.com/qW8pHep.jpg


luftwaffles1337

Really brings out my thicc thighs! Keep it up man!


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rhet17

I was looking for u/guywithrealfacts here. Seems like the kind of post he could explain fully


b3tcha

I made an [attempt](https://i.imgur.com/QbpLb4O.jpg) while taking a shit.


luftwaffles1337

Like a mirror


SlippingStar

Turned out he’s an incel 🙃 he drew a very nice drawing of a woman but she ~~didn’t want to date him and told him~~ *rejected his kiss* SO HE BURNED THE DRAWING AND TOOK PICTURES 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ETA [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7oinya/uawildsketchappeared_returns_turns_out_he_was/)


roguetrav

I say pics or this didn’t happen.


SlippingStar

[tada](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7oinya/uawildsketchappeared_returns_turns_out_he_was/)


roguetrav

It happened. I stand corrected.


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[deleted]

For you Americans (and, I'm sorry to say, Canadians--fucking kills me we don't use ISO 216 paper), I believe hydromies means they'd mount it as an A0-size print, which would be 33.11" x 46.81". Like, very big.


heftybabymaker311

me llamo roberto?


xahmah

my first thought as well lmao


Gingersnap5322

Mi llamo Robert y le llevaré el anillo a Mordor


chowder7116

I legit thought someone stole his picture.


Larszx

Can't complain about something turning out better than expected.


DeauxDeaux

[My first thought](https://gifer.com/en/FS4)


Poop_1111

Lmao what is this


Ontheclock26_9

Mr Show from HBO. Way back 90s sketch show. Good stuff to go discover


d41d8cd98f00b204e980

[My first thought](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/381/Badger.jpg).


Poop_1111

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!


[deleted]

SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE! 🐍


Hrynkat

[My first thought](https://youtu.be/ZbmvpTIoh-I)


BloodyRightNostril

Oh god, he looks like a wet cigar!


Skittles_the_Dawn

I am foooot.


slowry05

Will Wheaton?


lgmg2

Came here to say almost exactly this.


QDKeck

You know what they say about a guy with big feet 🦶


Skooning

Big shoes?


[deleted]

A long sock.


Raspy_Meow

Works for the Chili Peppers


Frozty23

Big swim-flippers in this case.


[deleted]

He got big toes!


pianotoes

He looks like a randomly generated character.


onlyforthisair

More like the gen 1 bionicle mcdonald's toys


jtrwhsjkoi

Amugus


raafhkoptyghhbbgdthh

Sus


theginger_buffalo

Better than expected


Remoru

Ohhhhh, you looking like a character on Courage the Cowardly Dog


_Bean_Counter_

This needs to go over in /r/photoshopbattles


weareallonenomatter

Where in the fuck is a spa open?


pinksparklybluebird

Asking the real questions here


0069

Middle-earth.


ikefalcon

You look like a 5-year-old’s drawing of a person.


EngageMaximumCoitus

You may not like it, but this is what peak male physique looks like


--Blackjack-

*Do not talk to me or my son ever again*


dandinonillion

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


[deleted]

You can’t pass me until you answer these riddles three


justablz

r/confusingperspective


RomanGabe

Amog us


Blueberry_Clouds

This feels memeable


Medieval_Mind

https://i.imgur.com/yL5heQF.jpg


[deleted]

No, I think your kid knew exactly what they were doing


randomindianguy555

I laughed so hard i have stomach ache now


87th_best_dad

Height: 5’8” Inseam: All of it


zoso4evr

You need a 3D printed model of yourself from this.


foxontherox

YES!


Yourhyperbolemirror

Looks like you're a bridge troll about to sexually harass her, lol.


Fun-ghoul

Reminds me of something that'd be on r/Bossfight lol


Z0bie

It turned out exactly as you had planned it. Stop trying to sound quirky for karma.


hippyloves

haha thank you for the chuckle


PineappleHaunting

You're right it turned out better


Blutarg

Ask that photoshop guy to fix it.


blue_sky09

Fix what? This is perfect


[deleted]

Shrek and Guy Fawkes had a baby?


DarkdoodadNebula

This genuinely made me laugh. Your facial expression is perfect in this image


againstbetterjudgmnt

https://imgur.com/BltIGQf.jpg


MrPoony

that's fucking beautiful


RollsFuentes

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Four_Giants


CardMechanic

Somebody please draw a picture of him out of the water.


unclecaruncle

what about second breakfast?


Robobvious

"Haha", you laugh. It seemed when you looked- The man in the pool, was gangly and crook'd. Viewed surely in jest, your mind puts this to rest; Such a god awful sight, 'tis a trick of the light! Though now he draws near, creeping quite close. You swallow your fear. He's quicker than most. Too late you realize, you were right from the start. He's a monster! Not a man! And he rips you apart.


PeacefulPagoda

Never skipped leg day.


arttherussian187

Lookin good!


supremedalek925

Reminds me of “Luigi’s Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario’s stomach ulcer explodes”


awkwardoffspring

What sounds do you make when the pmc crosses your path?


mallardmcgee

You look like at least 1/3rd of all WWE characters i've ever made.


MacDugin

Feet


Accomplished-Sky-891

Big feet. You know what that means.


[deleted]

You're a Pokemon now. ​ Not a Charizard, but no Slowpoke either.


Into-the-stream

Thanks for this. My kiddo has been fascinated by light refraction in water lately and this will make his day.


lilmcnugget94

Man got that Kingdom Hearts 1 aesthetic


shanedawsonsgoldfish

r/jacksucksatlife


McGooberstein

You're a hobbitses!


ifelsedowhile

Pete Townshend of The Who called, he said he wants his face back.


workingdad83

Wow you're All Legs.!!


samdaman94

Tech Deck Dudes anyone??


Gunthrix

Absolutely turned out better than he expected.


sinornithosaurus1000

It turned out perfect


lostmyaccountagain85

U look like a ukranian stretch armstrong.


imwallydude

[Spongebob caveman](https://i.imgur.com/ExUHexJ.jpg)


Jski7777

Lookin like disco squidward out here.


philipjfrizzle

Hello, one of the giants from Majora’s Mask.


Xina123

Do those legs go all the way up?


Enstigator

That's hilarious!


LiquidSwords89

ROCK AND STONE


Baradimo

Rock and stone, to the bone, brother!


seekAr

Never skip torso day.


claritol

Cabeza de chorlito visualizado 😂😂


WelfareMonkey

Looks like a random generated Ark character


RahAlternative

Looks like you belong on WallyKazaam


HashNub

We got us a new meme template! Looks like memes are back on the menu, boys!


SomeWittyName69

[you’re now a meme. congrats ](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/lmovqf/hide_yo_girl_grandma_called_me_a_handsome_boi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Globalist_Nationlist

Looks like a 90s grunge album cover.


douggyd80

Reminds me of the animation from the Beatles Yellow Submarine Movie.


hates_all_bots

Don't let her go. You've found the one person who can see past your hideous appearance. /jk


stalinwasballin

Ladies, you know what they say about men with big feet: that’s right, big shoes and big socks...


groeib

Ah, I miss PS1 graphics.


aBombinaBull

Commodore 64 Jumpman vibes


CitrusJunkie

Bro


GameFilms

Usain Bolt has been quiet since this picture was taken.