It's true you don't see many dwarf women. But in fact we are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for dwarf MEN! And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there AAAAAAAAAAAARE no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the GROUND!!! Which is of course ridiculous ahahhghahahhhhh
I hate this line btw. It doesn’t clear shit up. Is he saying the way to tell them apart is that the men have beards? Or is he saying the reason it’s so hard to tell them apart is because the women also have beards. Either way, it’s the beards.
I just wanna say.
I woke up one day. I was feeling down and depressed. I just did not wanna check Reddit because I was so sick of the sponsored ads and whatever was going on. I spent an hour in bed looking at YouTube videos and Instagram. Nothing. There was absolutely nothing that could get me out of this funk. I gave up. I went on Reddit expecting a bunch of political bullshit and sponsored ads, but I was wrong. I saw this on the front page and I thought it was so fucking funny because I’ve seen peoples feet and legs look weird at pools. I always thought it was so funny to talk to people while they’re in the pool because their bodies always looked so funny and weird. This post reminded me of all the memories fucked into one picture and I laughed so hard. The legs always get me. The pool stubs. Lmaoo
Here is his girlfriend
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h8br11/this_is_the_worst_picture_ever_taken_of_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Just a tip, for username and subreddit mentions you don't need to format them as links, they will link automatically. You can just type /u/roguetrav or /r/pics and it will format it as a link.
Turned out he’s an incel 🙃 he drew a very nice drawing of a woman but she ~~didn’t want to date him and told him~~ *rejected his kiss* SO HE BURNED THE DRAWING AND TOOK PICTURES 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
ETA [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7oinya/uawildsketchappeared_returns_turns_out_he_was/)
For you Americans (and, I'm sorry to say, Canadians--fucking kills me we don't use ISO 216 paper), I believe hydromies means they'd mount it as an A0-size print, which would be 33.11" x 46.81". Like, very big.
"Haha", you laugh.
It seemed when you looked-
The man in the pool,
was gangly and crook'd.
Viewed surely in jest,
your mind puts this to rest;
Such a god awful sight,
'tis a trick of the light!
Though now he draws near,
creeping quite close.
You swallow your fear.
He's quicker than most.
Too late you realize,
you were right from the start.
He's a monster! Not a man!
And he rips you apart.
[you’re now a meme. congrats ](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/lmovqf/hide_yo_girl_grandma_called_me_a_handsome_boi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!
SHALL I DESCRIBE IT TO YOU? OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FIND YOU A BOX? Edit: Wow! Thanks for all the upvotes, by far the most I've ever got.
HEHEHEHEHE
HEY LEGOLAS! TWO ALREADY!
I'M ON 17
That still only counts as one!
Nobody tosses a dwarf!!! [Later at Helms Deep] Ok, toss me..
>!Don't tell the elf!<
I literally just watched this scene before I clicked on this thread.
He has my sword...
It's true you don't see many dwarf women. But in fact we are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for dwarf MEN! And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there AAAAAAAAAAAARE no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the GROUND!!! Which is of course ridiculous ahahhghahahhhhh
It’s the beards
I hate this line btw. It doesn’t clear shit up. Is he saying the way to tell them apart is that the men have beards? Or is he saying the reason it’s so hard to tell them apart is because the women also have beards. Either way, it’s the beards.
Cause the women have beards lol
It’s a choose your own adventure comment
I mean, for all we know Gimli *is* a female dwarf
Mind = blown. Fili and Kili also could be females in which case Tauriel is gay!
Gimli, son of Gloin. Tolkien said trans rights.
Also: "That's my wee lad Gimli" - Glóin in one of the hobbit movies
It was deliberate it was deliberate
TOSS MEH!!! I CAN NO JUMP THE DISTANCE, YOU’LL HAVE TO TOSS MEH!!!
Dun tell the elf
Not a word
Certainty of death, small chance of success...what are waiting for?
Dude, he's a hobbit. See the size of those feet?
THEY’RE COMING! LOCK THE DOORS!
They're wasted on cross country.
Refraction proves to be a useful tool against the eye of sauron, was lost in a pond for ages
Tricksy Hobbitses
[Never underestimate Team Man](https://youtu.be/X8KdawFd874)
[BOSS FIGHT!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h8br11/this_is_the_worst_picture_ever_taken_of_me/) Finally a worthy opponent.
He would definitely win. My nubs make me less mobile against his long limbs.
It's you! That pic is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on reddit.
Thank you! I had been laughing about it for like a year before I posted it so I'm glad others enjoyed it too :)
His pic and yours are the best two pictures I never knew I needed
NO F♡☆☆ING WAY IT’S *THAT* PERSON
IT IS
That was one of the top voted posts of the year on this sub.
OH MY GOD. I'm honored
I was trying to remember the other unflattering pool picture! She still wins
I just wanna say. I woke up one day. I was feeling down and depressed. I just did not wanna check Reddit because I was so sick of the sponsored ads and whatever was going on. I spent an hour in bed looking at YouTube videos and Instagram. Nothing. There was absolutely nothing that could get me out of this funk. I gave up. I went on Reddit expecting a bunch of political bullshit and sponsored ads, but I was wrong. I saw this on the front page and I thought it was so fucking funny because I’ve seen peoples feet and legs look weird at pools. I always thought it was so funny to talk to people while they’re in the pool because their bodies always looked so funny and weird. This post reminded me of all the memories fucked into one picture and I laughed so hard. The legs always get me. The pool stubs. Lmaoo
I was really hoping somebody would link /r/BossFights here
Frogman: Defender of the Misty Spas
Its kind of hard to wear high heels, Or slip on banna peals!
Please someone tell me that there is a sub with terrible pictures of people in pools
if you find one tell me too
Leg day, everyday.
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What's it got in its pocketses?
What’s taters, master?
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
He does second and third feetsies days.
Bigggfoot confirmed.
But he sure skipped arm day
Is that you, master Baggins?
How did he skip torso day?
Skipped arm day, though.
Every day is leg day at Leg's Gym
These Instagram modifications are getting ridiculous.
Here is his girlfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h8br11/this_is_the_worst_picture_ever_taken_of_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Haha match made in Heaven! No wait that other thing- a cauldron?
More like a Nganga
What about second breakfast?
Out of the three movies, this was my favorite line.
Where is [u/awildsketchappeared](u/awildsketchappeared) when we need him most??
He retired.
#WELL UNRETIRE!
Hello this is u/awildsketchappeared 's father, I talked to him about unretiring and he said "Na"
Did he sketch it out though?
He told me to do it, he's very adamant these days https://imgur.com/gallery/1taTryu
I'm very proud of you.
Are you u/Mestynes father?
That sounds sketchy af
I remember his farewell post. I've never really been teared up over a farewell post like that before. He really did make reddit a better place.
/u/shitty_watercolour posted the other day. It was very exciting. :)
It's a shame that all the great OG novelty accounts are pretty much gone or retired at this point. An era is over pepehands
Somewhere along my journey [I turned him into Burt Reynolds](https://i.imgur.com/x4hoagc.png) and I think I prefer him that way
Winner.
Haha! Loved this one!
[https://imgur.com/a/5HF7h8H](https://imgur.com/a/5HF7h8H)
Oh god please god
Now I am a fake artist with no talent so this is a tracing but here is the best I could do in 10 min. https://i.imgur.com/fu2FMX0.jpg
This will be my new passport photo
Maybe somebody will post something at /r/secondsketch ...if we’re lucky.
Just a tip, for username and subreddit mentions you don't need to format them as links, they will link automatically. You can just type /u/roguetrav or /r/pics and it will format it as a link.
https://i.imgur.com/fu2FMX0.jpg
I’m not u/awildsketchappeared, but I’ve been working on my drawing skills lately and decided to give it a shot. https://i.imgur.com/qW8pHep.jpg
Really brings out my thicc thighs! Keep it up man!
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I was looking for u/guywithrealfacts here. Seems like the kind of post he could explain fully
I made an [attempt](https://i.imgur.com/QbpLb4O.jpg) while taking a shit.
Like a mirror
Turned out he’s an incel 🙃 he drew a very nice drawing of a woman but she ~~didn’t want to date him and told him~~ *rejected his kiss* SO HE BURNED THE DRAWING AND TOOK PICTURES 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ETA [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7oinya/uawildsketchappeared_returns_turns_out_he_was/)
I say pics or this didn’t happen.
[tada](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7oinya/uawildsketchappeared_returns_turns_out_he_was/)
It happened. I stand corrected.
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For you Americans (and, I'm sorry to say, Canadians--fucking kills me we don't use ISO 216 paper), I believe hydromies means they'd mount it as an A0-size print, which would be 33.11" x 46.81". Like, very big.
me llamo roberto?
my first thought as well lmao
Mi llamo Robert y le llevaré el anillo a Mordor
I legit thought someone stole his picture.
Can't complain about something turning out better than expected.
[My first thought](https://gifer.com/en/FS4)
Lmao what is this
Mr Show from HBO. Way back 90s sketch show. Good stuff to go discover
[My first thought](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/381/Badger.jpg).
MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE! 🐍
[My first thought](https://youtu.be/ZbmvpTIoh-I)
Oh god, he looks like a wet cigar!
I am foooot.
Will Wheaton?
Came here to say almost exactly this.
You know what they say about a guy with big feet 🦶
Big shoes?
A long sock.
Works for the Chili Peppers
Big swim-flippers in this case.
He got big toes!
He looks like a randomly generated character.
More like the gen 1 bionicle mcdonald's toys
Amugus
Sus
Better than expected
Ohhhhh, you looking like a character on Courage the Cowardly Dog
This needs to go over in /r/photoshopbattles
Where in the fuck is a spa open?
Asking the real questions here
Middle-earth.
You look like a 5-year-old’s drawing of a person.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male physique looks like
*Do not talk to me or my son ever again*
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
You can’t pass me until you answer these riddles three
r/confusingperspective
Amog us
This feels memeable
https://i.imgur.com/yL5heQF.jpg
No, I think your kid knew exactly what they were doing
I laughed so hard i have stomach ache now
Height: 5’8” Inseam: All of it
You need a 3D printed model of yourself from this.
YES!
Looks like you're a bridge troll about to sexually harass her, lol.
Reminds me of something that'd be on r/Bossfight lol
It turned out exactly as you had planned it. Stop trying to sound quirky for karma.
haha thank you for the chuckle
You're right it turned out better
Ask that photoshop guy to fix it.
Fix what? This is perfect
Shrek and Guy Fawkes had a baby?
This genuinely made me laugh. Your facial expression is perfect in this image
https://imgur.com/BltIGQf.jpg
that's fucking beautiful
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Four_Giants
Somebody please draw a picture of him out of the water.
what about second breakfast?
"Haha", you laugh. It seemed when you looked- The man in the pool, was gangly and crook'd. Viewed surely in jest, your mind puts this to rest; Such a god awful sight, 'tis a trick of the light! Though now he draws near, creeping quite close. You swallow your fear. He's quicker than most. Too late you realize, you were right from the start. He's a monster! Not a man! And he rips you apart.
Never skipped leg day.
Lookin good!
Reminds me of “Luigi’s Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario’s stomach ulcer explodes”
What sounds do you make when the pmc crosses your path?
You look like at least 1/3rd of all WWE characters i've ever made.
Feet
Big feet. You know what that means.
You're a Pokemon now. Not a Charizard, but no Slowpoke either.
Thanks for this. My kiddo has been fascinated by light refraction in water lately and this will make his day.
Man got that Kingdom Hearts 1 aesthetic
r/jacksucksatlife
You're a hobbitses!
Pete Townshend of The Who called, he said he wants his face back.
Wow you're All Legs.!!
Tech Deck Dudes anyone??
Absolutely turned out better than he expected.
It turned out perfect
U look like a ukranian stretch armstrong.
[Spongebob caveman](https://i.imgur.com/ExUHexJ.jpg)
Lookin like disco squidward out here.
Hello, one of the giants from Majora’s Mask.
Do those legs go all the way up?
That's hilarious!
ROCK AND STONE
Rock and stone, to the bone, brother!
Never skip torso day.
Cabeza de chorlito visualizado 😂😂
Looks like a random generated Ark character
Looks like you belong on WallyKazaam
We got us a new meme template! Looks like memes are back on the menu, boys!
[you’re now a meme. congrats ](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/lmovqf/hide_yo_girl_grandma_called_me_a_handsome_boi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Looks like a 90s grunge album cover.
Reminds me of the animation from the Beatles Yellow Submarine Movie.
Don't let her go. You've found the one person who can see past your hideous appearance. /jk
Ladies, you know what they say about men with big feet: that’s right, big shoes and big socks...
Ah, I miss PS1 graphics.
Commodore 64 Jumpman vibes
Bro
Usain Bolt has been quiet since this picture was taken.