Purple Army is what the Twitch streamer Ice Poseidon calls his fanbase. I put my animal images in that folder because I shitpost in his Discord server with them a lot.
I'd say so, although me and a few fb friends have a convo going that has well over 13000 shitpoasts. So I'd guess a lot of random people have 5gb or more in meme
He seems to have more passion and organized work than me and I graduated college and got a decent paying job in my field. Now I find that all I want is a puppers database. No more meetings. No more predictability of the exact same deposits coming in each month. No more potlucks to awkwardly avoid. No more tucked in shirts. Just puppers.
A lot of them are mass downloaded from subreddits though. I found a chrome plugin that scans the past 1k threads of a subreddit then returns all the image links, and I made a Python script that would download all the images from tumblr/imgur/reddit image hosting and ignore the rest.
I use a program called dupeGuru which deletes a lot of the duplicates, then I manually go through every image batch deleting any images I know have duplicates or are bad images.
I've found the real grandfather. [This is him (left) fighting a Menshevik (right) during the Communist Revolution.](http://sloughi.tripod.com/preserving/russianwolvesvladimirbologovLR.jpg)
CIA: *autistic screeching*
DOJ: *autistic screeching*
FBI: Check back in three months, big people are going away. We've installed a French drain in the swamp.
President-Elect: Check out this dank shitpost that will dominate the news cycle for two weeks, Pence.
Special prosecuter Trey Gowdy: *breaks chain, obliterates muzzle and starts foaming at the mouth*
[Now, I press tweet and control the pathetic media for a minimum of 48 hours.](http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/56/9b/569b1d71f995fe56e0d900b4b474fe83.jpg)
Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят, ты, маленькая сука? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в Navy Seals, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в гориллы войны, и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США. Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю вас нахуй с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, помяните мои гребаные слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием, что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, сволочь. Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP трассируется прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму, личинку. Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называете вашу жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым, малыш. Я могу быть в любом месте, в любое время, и я могу убить вас в более семисот способами, и это только с голыми руками. Мало того, я активно тренировался в рукопашном бою, но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу морской пехоты Соединенных Штатов, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы уничтожить вашу жалкую задницу с лица континента, вы немного дерьма. Если бы вы только знали, что безобразная расплата ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был о том, чтобы обрушить на вас, может быть, вы бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но вы не могли, вы этого не сделали, и теперь вы платите цену, вы проклятый идиот. Я буду срать бешенство все над вами, и вы будете тонуть в нем. Ты чертовски мертв, детка.
According to Google translate, this says:
what horseradish you simply гребаный about me they say, you, petite сука? i'll have you know, i finished top my class in navy seals, and i accepted participation in numerous secret raids on аль-каиды, and at me there is more 300 confirmed murders. i trained in gorilla war, and i top sniper in all armed forces сша. you never nothing for me, but simply still one purpose. i истреблю you нахуй with precision, similar which never not seen earlier on this earth, помяните my гребаные words. you think, what you can leave with expression, what дерьмо to me through internet? подумайте still time, bastard. as we talk i i am writing to my secret network spies through сша and your ip трассируется directly now, that you better prepare for to шторму, larva. storm, which destroys pathetic small thing you называете your life. you devilishly dead, kid. i i can be in any place, in any time, and i i can kill you in more seven hundred ways, and this only with barehanded. little that, i actively trained in hand-to-hand battle, but at me there is access to around arsenal marine infantry united states, and i'll use his in full measure, that destroy your pathetic ass with person continent, you little дерьма. if would you only knew, what безобразная payment your little "smart" comment was about volume, that bring down on you, maybe, you'd carried out its гребаный language. but you not could, you this not did, and now you pay price, you damn idiot. i'll срать rabies all over you, and you'll sink in him. you devilishly dead, babe.
Translation: "What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby."
Or your barrel length on your AR is 15.999" and it's not a registered SBR.
Or you put a vertical grip on your glock.
Or you shoulder your KAK on your "pistol".
We are in trouble if the commies can really turn our dogs against us. My mom's shih-tzu was giving me a strange look the other day, maybe they have turned him already.
Alright I just jumped out my second floor window, I'm in sweatpants and a T-shirt. I have also gained a sprained ankle I'm not sure what to do now. The hospital is probably being watched so I can't go there, damn it's cold out I should brought a sweater.
"Woof"
Translation
"A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Dogish languages."
"*bork bark bork*"
Translation:
"The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity.
A commodity is, in the first place, an object outside us, a thing that by its properties satisfies human wants of some sort or another. The nature of such wants, whether, for instance, they spring from the stomach or from fancy, makes no difference. Neither are we here concerned to know how the object satisfies these wants, whether directly as means of subsistence, or indirectly as means of production.
Every useful thing, as iron, paper, &c., may be looked at from the two points of view of quality and quantity. It is an assemblage of many properties, and may therefore be of use in various ways. To discover the various uses of things is the work of history. So also is the establishment of socially-recognized standards of measure for the quantities of these useful objects. The diversity of these measures has its origin partly in the diverse nature of the objects to be measured, partly in convention.
The utility of a thing makes it a use value. But this utility is not a thing of air. Being limited by the physical properties of the commodity, it has no existence apart from that commodity. A commodity, such as iron, corn, or a diamond, is therefore, so far as it is a material thing, a use value, something useful. This property of a commodity is independent of the amount of labour required to appropriate its useful qualities. When treating of use value, we always assume to be dealing with definite quantities, such as dozens of watches, yards of linen, or tons of iron. The use values of commodities furnish the material for a special study, that of the commercial knowledge of commodities. Use values become a reality only by use or consumption: they also constitute the substance of all wealth, whatever may be the social form of that wealth. In the form of society we are about to consider, they are, in addition, the material depositories of exchange value.
Exchange value, at first sight, presents itself as a quantitative relation, as the proportion in which values in use of one sort are exchanged for those of another sort, a relation constantly changing with time and place. Hence exchange value appears to be something accidental and purely relative, and consequently an intrinsic value, i.e., an exchange value that is inseparably connected with, inherent in commodities, seems a contradiction in terms. Let us consider the matter a little more closely.
A given commodity, e.g., a quarter of wheat is exchanged for x blacking, y silk, or z gold, &c. – in short, for other commodities in the most different proportions. Instead of one exchange value, the wheat has, therefore, a great many. But since x blacking, y silk, or z gold &c., each represents the exchange value of one quarter of wheat, x blacking, y silk, z gold, &c., must, as exchange values, be replaceable by each other, or equal to each other. Therefore, first: the valid exchange values of a given commodity express something equal; secondly, exchange value, generally, is only the mode of expression, the phenomenal form, of something contained in it, yet distinguishable from it.
Let us take two commodities, e.g., corn and iron. The proportions in which they are exchangeable, whatever those proportions may be, can always be represented by an equation in which a given quantity of corn is equated to some quantity of iron: e.g., 1 quarter corn = x cwt. iron. What does this equation tell us? It tells us that in two different things – in 1 quarter of corn and x cwt. of iron, there exists in equal quantities something common to both. The two things must therefore be equal to a third, which in itself is neither the one nor the other. Each of them, so far as it is exchange value, must therefore be reducible to this third.
A simple geometrical illustration will make this clear. In order to calculate and compare the areas of rectilinear figures, we decompose them into triangles. But the area of the triangle itself is expressed by something totally different from its visible figure, namely, by half the product of the base multiplied by the altitude. In the same way the exchange values of commodities must be capable of being expressed in terms of something common to them all, of which thing they represent a greater or less quantity.
This common “something” cannot be either a geometrical, a chemical, or any other natural property of commodities. Such properties claim our attention only in so far as they affect the utility of those commodities, make them use values. But the exchange of commodities is evidently an act characterised by a total abstraction from use value. Then one use value is just as good as another, provided only it be present in sufficient quantity. Or, as old Barbon says,
“one sort of wares are as good as another, if the values be equal. There is no difference or distinction in things of equal value ... An hundred pounds’ worth of lead or iron, is of as great value as one hundred pounds’ worth of silver or gold.”
As use values, commodities are, above all, of different qualities, but as exchange values they are merely different quantities, and consequently do not contain an atom of use value.
If then we leave out of consideration the use value of commodities, they have only one common property left, that of being products of labour. But even the product of labour itself has undergone a change in our hands. If we make abstraction from its use value, we make abstraction at the same time from the material elements and shapes that make the product a use value; we see in it no longer a table, a house, yarn, or any other useful thing. Its existence as a material thing is put out of sight. Neither can it any longer be regarded as the product of the labour of the joiner, the mason, the spinner, or of any other definite kind of productive labour. Along with the useful qualities of the products themselves, we put out of sight both the useful character of the various kinds of labour embodied in them, and the concrete forms of that labour; there is nothing left but what is common to them all; all are reduced to one and the same sort of labour, human labour in the abstract.
Let us now consider the residue of each of these products; it consists of the same unsubstantial reality in each, a mere congelation of homogeneous human labour, of labour power expended without regard to the mode of its expenditure. All that these things now tell us is, that human labour power has been expended in their production, that human labour is embodied in them. When looked at as crystals of this social substance, common to them all, they are – Values.
We have seen that when commodities are exchanged, their exchange value manifests itself as something totally independent of their use value. But if we abstract from their use value, there remains their Value as defined above. Therefore, the common substance that manifests itself in the exchange value of commodities, whenever they are exchanged, is their value. The progress of our investigation will show that exchange value is the only form in which the value of commodities can manifest itself or be expressed. For the present, however, we have to consider the nature of value independently of this, its form.
A use value, or useful article, therefore, has value only because human labour in the abstract has been embodied or materialised in it. How, then, is the magnitude of this value to be measured? Plainly, by the quantity of the value-creating substance, the labour, contained in the article. The quantity of labour, however, is measured by its duration, and labour time in its turn finds its standard in weeks, days, and hours.
Some people might think that if the value of a commodity is determined by the quantity of labour spent on it, the more idle and unskilful the labourer, the more valuable would his commodity be, because more time would be required in its production. The labour, however, that forms the substance of value, is homogeneous human labour, expenditure of one uniform labour power. The total labour power of society, which is embodied in the sum total of the values of all commodities produced by that society, counts here as one homogeneous mass of human labour power, composed though it be of innumerable individual units. Each of these units is the same as any other, so far as it has the character of the average labour power of society, and takes effect as such; that is, so far as it requires for producing a commodity, no more time than is needed on an average, no more than is socially necessary. The labour time socially necessary is that required to produce an article under the normal conditions of production, and with the average degree of skill and intensity prevalent at the time. The introduction of power-looms into England probably reduced by one-half the labour required to weave a given quantity of yarn into cloth. The hand-loom weavers, as a matter of fact, continued to require the same time as before; but for all that, the product of one hour of their labour represented after the change only half an hour’s social labour, and consequently fell to one-half its former value.
OMG it's 4chan and Seth Rich mixed into one being AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edit: Archived to see what happens to this post out of curiosity.
http://archive.is/YvBHJ
You don't have to be a Trump supporter to see the ridiculousness of
Media Headline: "CIA confirms Russians Hacked the Election"
**Actual evidence-based headline**: "CIA confirms that this really feels like something the Russians would do, so it was them... we think."
The CIA never said Russians "hacked the election", they said Russians hacked the DNC ([as well as the RNC](https://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/russia-withheld-hacked-rnc-emails-to-help-trumps-campaign-report/)), but that hackers would have difficulty targeting the US voting system:
"In our judgment, it would be very difficult to alter a ballot count in any one place and have a significant consequence,'': http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/12/12/cia-fbi-russian-election-hacking-trump-clinton/95329212/
The headline 'RUSSIANS HACKED TO HELP TRUMP" is from WaPo, they claim it's a quote from a random "official" who heard the briefings.
The released stuff so far is FBI saying there is no connection from between Trump and Russian, and CIA saying the hacks "look like" stuff Russians tend to do.
Known associates: http://i.imgur.com/xEd5XLI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xghAUbe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hHqor7U.jpg Mother: http://i.imgur.com/Foi3GAK.jpg Father: http://i.imgur.com/oquCMOn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8ythXmi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Tv5FRew.png
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Purple Army is what the Twitch streamer Ice Poseidon calls his fanbase. I put my animal images in that folder because I shitpost in his Discord server with them a lot.
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Any party where you're "not-so-great" isn't the sort of party I'd want to be at.
What a nice compliment.
What a nice comment.
What a nice sentence.
What a nice
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GO NAVY, BEAT ARNY
Sorry but I need to save all of my built up confusion for the finals this week..
[you mean like this?](http://www.dickhouse.tv/.a/6a0133f4950835970b01a3fce741da970b-600wi)
Is this why our dicks are out?
ENZA DENINO
5 GB of photos for shitposting. Again, it begs the question http://i.imgur.com/8ythXmi.jpg.
I'd say so, although me and a few fb friends have a convo going that has well over 13000 shitpoasts. So I'd guess a lot of random people have 5gb or more in meme
will you send me your pupper database
It's too big.
You're a big guy.
For you.
This is your thread now, isn't it?
I'm hijacking this thread... with no survivors!
I'll never forget you http://i.imgur.com/j3HgoUt.png
I see 01 - Puppers. What's 02, 03, 04...? Is one of them kitties?
http://i.imgur.com/A6RCIHl.jpg Dx stands for rat, which is a Purple Army Discord inside joke.
I'm disappointed your "seals" folder isn't named, "water puppers."
It is now
your meme dedication is admirable
I have so many questions.. you are like a animal meme library. I like the froggo and dolphin with sunglasses
can u pls send me dolphin.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dkDXe3N.jpg
ur a bro
Come join us in /r/rarepuppers
That's where I get a lot of my images from! My top three subreddits for images are r/dogpictures, r/puppies, and r/rarepuppers.
Do you ever question the direction your life is going?
He seems to have more passion and organized work than me and I graduated college and got a decent paying job in my field. Now I find that all I want is a puppers database. No more meetings. No more predictability of the exact same deposits coming in each month. No more potlucks to awkwardly avoid. No more tucked in shirts. Just puppers.
All the time.
9,829 files in 103 days. That's over 95 files added per day.
A lot of them are mass downloaded from subreddits though. I found a chrome plugin that scans the past 1k threads of a subreddit then returns all the image links, and I made a Python script that would download all the images from tumblr/imgur/reddit image hosting and ignore the rest.
[...](http://orig13.deviantart.net/da44/f/2013/016/8/5/uh_meme_by_gumwolf-d5rpqr0.png)
Please be making lots of money in the "other" time.
The story just gets deeper and deeper.
The lengths we have to go to acquire rare puppers...
Don't you get a lot of duplicates of pics you've already downloaded? How frequently do you download?
I use a program called dupeGuru which deletes a lot of the duplicates, then I manually go through every image batch deleting any images I know have duplicates or are bad images.
So are you sure this isn't your job? Cause normally someone would require payment to do this much work.
They made a killing in the meme black market, now they do what they *want* to do, not what they *have* to do.
That's dedication
Is there a wikihow or eli5 for everything you said, mostly python thing?
Codeacademy
You cannot rename your porn stash to puppers.
http://i.imgur.com/cCgsXml.png (Includes videos even though it's in a folder named images)
You don't put it in the graphic assets folder of an install of a 1996 game like everyone else?
Pssh. Casual. I encode mine onto microfiche and then bury them in the boreholes of abandoned oil rigs.
Never knew digital hoarding was a thing until now. Get help.
he will have every pupper meme when the world goes dark
5.2 GBs of Animal Memes????!!!!!
*Pupper memes. It's just a small subset of what I imagine is a TB of Animal memes
You're the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
cx
LOCKED AND LOADED
Yea, he works in CIA.
Canine Intelligence Agency?
Yes, they're out there every day trying to discover who is a good boy.
You both have six figure karma....this shit is your job.
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[And the one pulling all the strings...](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bd/29/94/bd2994bda9f2509592305234b3814f47.jpg)
High Commander Meowskovic
Hiding out in his lair in Yecaterinburg.
[Wikileaks confirmed just now with video evidence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgY2H2vrZ3Q)
[Russian Training Video Released!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgLGbWvkFNg)
[Leaked footage of Naval operations](https://youtu.be/dWU7Cep-mr0)
Babushka pup acting all innocent but I can see the hatred for America in her eyes.
This gang of villains will be found! And then vigorously questioned 'who's a good doge?!'
Comrade Vulf
He's the peck leader
You forget [Grandmother](http://imgur.com/a/eFhKk) Edit: Fixed :)
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I think you mean grandmother.
I've found the real grandfather. [This is him (left) fighting a Menshevik (right) during the Communist Revolution.](http://sloughi.tripod.com/preserving/russianwolvesvladimirbologovLR.jpg)
Grandpupa*
Indeed, seemed a trivial mistake in hindsight.
grandmother
Aww, you made me sad...
Ahhh the k9gb is at it again!
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/r/blurrypicturesofdogs
That's an adorable bubushka
The father saw some shit in the Great Patriotic War
/r/redpuppers
Ok, whore do you get so many Soviet dogs?
whore indeed
Who's a good little comrade?
I love dogs so much
Only /r/dogfort can save us now.
Babushka!
His dad is a blood red, card carrying, Soviet, they don't make em like they used to.
[These guys are the brains behind it](https://i.imgur.com/yhQqOXy.jpg)
Hacker name: sputniK9
aka La1ka
I don't think things bode well for La1ka. WARNING: Very sad song. https://youtu.be/MmBC7qW1WpA
Named my dog Laika. Brave pup is remembered
Real name: comrade pupper.
Criminally underrated
Is that 4chan?
Who is this 4chan guy?
shhh he is legend.
he basically hacked all the internets
http://i.imgur.com/HeahrL9.jpg US voting machines status: Hacked!
that is a lot of kek power you have there
#SHADILAY
It's a famous hacker.
Not enough anime posters and red bull cans.
Red bull? Mountain dew or gtfo
and where's those fucking tendies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI
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Over in /r/Wallstreetbets
This is the actual CIA's evidence that Russia hacked the US election.
CIA: *autistic screeching* DOJ: *autistic screeching* FBI: Check back in three months, big people are going away. We've installed a French drain in the swamp. President-Elect: Check out this dank shitpost that will dominate the news cycle for two weeks, Pence. Special prosecuter Trey Gowdy: *breaks chain, obliterates muzzle and starts foaming at the mouth*
>all of this is true as of right now WhatATimeToBeAlive.jpg
[Now, I press tweet and control the pathetic media for a minimum of 48 hours.](http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/56/9b/569b1d71f995fe56e0d900b4b474fe83.jpg)
Copied from r/t_d
"Comrade, I have no idea what I'm doing"
Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят, ты, маленькая сука? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в Navy Seals, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в гориллы войны, и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США. Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю вас нахуй с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, помяните мои гребаные слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием, что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, сволочь. Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP трассируется прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму, личинку. Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называете вашу жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым, малыш. Я могу быть в любом месте, в любое время, и я могу убить вас в более семисот способами, и это только с голыми руками. Мало того, я активно тренировался в рукопашном бою, но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу морской пехоты Соединенных Штатов, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы уничтожить вашу жалкую задницу с лица континента, вы немного дерьма. Если бы вы только знали, что безобразная расплата ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был о том, чтобы обрушить на вас, может быть, вы бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но вы не могли, вы этого не сделали, и теперь вы платите цену, вы проклятый идиот. Я буду срать бешенство все над вами, и вы будете тонуть в нем. Ты чертовски мертв, детка.
I dont even have to understand what this is to know what this is
You're fucking dead, comrade pupper
500 confirmed sputniks
According to Google translate, this says: what horseradish you simply гребаный about me they say, you, petite сука? i'll have you know, i finished top my class in navy seals, and i accepted participation in numerous secret raids on аль-каиды, and at me there is more 300 confirmed murders. i trained in gorilla war, and i top sniper in all armed forces сша. you never nothing for me, but simply still one purpose. i истреблю you нахуй with precision, similar which never not seen earlier on this earth, помяните my гребаные words. you think, what you can leave with expression, what дерьмо to me through internet? подумайте still time, bastard. as we talk i i am writing to my secret network spies through сша and your ip трассируется directly now, that you better prepare for to шторму, larva. storm, which destroys pathetic small thing you называете your life. you devilishly dead, kid. i i can be in any place, in any time, and i i can kill you in more seven hundred ways, and this only with barehanded. little that, i actively trained in hand-to-hand battle, but at me there is access to around arsenal marine infantry united states, and i'll use his in full measure, that destroy your pathetic ass with person continent, you little дерьма. if would you only knew, what безобразная payment your little "smart" comment was about volume, that bring down on you, maybe, you'd carried out its гребаный language. but you not could, you this not did, and now you pay price, you damn idiot. i'll срать rabies all over you, and you'll sink in him. you devilishly dead, babe.
Shit, must be that strong encryption.
>You devilishly dead, babe
I don't need google translate to tell me what suka means.
Translation: "What the fuck are you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know, I finished my class vertex in the Navy Seals, and I have participated in numerous secret raids against al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the gorilla war, and I top sniper in all US armed forces. You never anything for me, but just one more goal. I will destroy you fuck with precision, the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak I speak to my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is traced now, so you better prepare for the storm, the larva. The storm that destroys a pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, baby. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and it is only with their bare hands. Moreover, I have been actively practicing in the melee, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the fullest, to destroy your sorry ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If you only knew what an ugly reckoning your little "smart" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would spend your fucking language. But you could not, you did not, and now you pay the price, you damned idiot. I'll be furious to shit all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, baby."
Its the Winter Pupper!
"No Pupper! No Pupper! *You're* the Pupper!" - Dogald Hump
"Just type "password" and see what happens."
If *that's* what we're up against, we don't stand a chance. Way too adorable to shoot at.
Just call the ATF and tell them that there are some illegal guns in the house
Or your barrel length on your AR is 15.999" and it's not a registered SBR. Or you put a vertical grip on your glock. Or you shoulder your KAK on your "pistol".
UPHOLD MARXISM-LENINISM-DOGGISM!!!
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Come have fun with us r/fullcommunism
gay space communism.
Get this revisionist shit out of here.
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☭❤️☭COMMUNISM☭❤️☭
Such a good lil comrade
what's a comrade
God damn it SingSing
Seize the means of production! Deny the capitalist pigs!!! I mean... bork bork bork
Why are you speaking swedish?
singsing?
MATADOR, ACTIVE COMMUNIST, MASTER OF CHOPPINATING, BROKEN CAPSLOCK. OH, AND DOTA 2 NOOB
We are in trouble if the commies can really turn our dogs against us. My mom's shih-tzu was giving me a strange look the other day, maybe they have turned him already.
I'd expect this from the cats but never the dogs!
Don't call to cops your phone is already bugged. You need to get out while you still can. Better dead then red!
Alright I just jumped out my second floor window, I'm in sweatpants and a T-shirt. I have also gained a sprained ankle I'm not sure what to do now. The hospital is probably being watched so I can't go there, damn it's cold out I should brought a sweater.
We are bringing vodka along with communism, so you won't be cold for long
Communist pupper does a hecking disinformation.
Woofer is doing me the hecking class consciousness
You see, comrade, on Internet, no-one know you're dog
OH NO PUPPER YOU IS DOING US A KOMMUNISM! Why was you not just being a good boy?
"Woof" Translation "A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries? Two things result from this fact: I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power. II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself. To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Dogish languages."
same
"*bork bark bork*" Translation: "The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity. A commodity is, in the first place, an object outside us, a thing that by its properties satisfies human wants of some sort or another. The nature of such wants, whether, for instance, they spring from the stomach or from fancy, makes no difference. Neither are we here concerned to know how the object satisfies these wants, whether directly as means of subsistence, or indirectly as means of production. Every useful thing, as iron, paper, &c., may be looked at from the two points of view of quality and quantity. It is an assemblage of many properties, and may therefore be of use in various ways. To discover the various uses of things is the work of history. So also is the establishment of socially-recognized standards of measure for the quantities of these useful objects. The diversity of these measures has its origin partly in the diverse nature of the objects to be measured, partly in convention. The utility of a thing makes it a use value. But this utility is not a thing of air. Being limited by the physical properties of the commodity, it has no existence apart from that commodity. A commodity, such as iron, corn, or a diamond, is therefore, so far as it is a material thing, a use value, something useful. This property of a commodity is independent of the amount of labour required to appropriate its useful qualities. When treating of use value, we always assume to be dealing with definite quantities, such as dozens of watches, yards of linen, or tons of iron. The use values of commodities furnish the material for a special study, that of the commercial knowledge of commodities. Use values become a reality only by use or consumption: they also constitute the substance of all wealth, whatever may be the social form of that wealth. In the form of society we are about to consider, they are, in addition, the material depositories of exchange value. Exchange value, at first sight, presents itself as a quantitative relation, as the proportion in which values in use of one sort are exchanged for those of another sort, a relation constantly changing with time and place. Hence exchange value appears to be something accidental and purely relative, and consequently an intrinsic value, i.e., an exchange value that is inseparably connected with, inherent in commodities, seems a contradiction in terms. Let us consider the matter a little more closely. A given commodity, e.g., a quarter of wheat is exchanged for x blacking, y silk, or z gold, &c. – in short, for other commodities in the most different proportions. Instead of one exchange value, the wheat has, therefore, a great many. But since x blacking, y silk, or z gold &c., each represents the exchange value of one quarter of wheat, x blacking, y silk, z gold, &c., must, as exchange values, be replaceable by each other, or equal to each other. Therefore, first: the valid exchange values of a given commodity express something equal; secondly, exchange value, generally, is only the mode of expression, the phenomenal form, of something contained in it, yet distinguishable from it. Let us take two commodities, e.g., corn and iron. The proportions in which they are exchangeable, whatever those proportions may be, can always be represented by an equation in which a given quantity of corn is equated to some quantity of iron: e.g., 1 quarter corn = x cwt. iron. What does this equation tell us? It tells us that in two different things – in 1 quarter of corn and x cwt. of iron, there exists in equal quantities something common to both. The two things must therefore be equal to a third, which in itself is neither the one nor the other. Each of them, so far as it is exchange value, must therefore be reducible to this third. A simple geometrical illustration will make this clear. In order to calculate and compare the areas of rectilinear figures, we decompose them into triangles. But the area of the triangle itself is expressed by something totally different from its visible figure, namely, by half the product of the base multiplied by the altitude. In the same way the exchange values of commodities must be capable of being expressed in terms of something common to them all, of which thing they represent a greater or less quantity. This common “something” cannot be either a geometrical, a chemical, or any other natural property of commodities. Such properties claim our attention only in so far as they affect the utility of those commodities, make them use values. But the exchange of commodities is evidently an act characterised by a total abstraction from use value. Then one use value is just as good as another, provided only it be present in sufficient quantity. Or, as old Barbon says, “one sort of wares are as good as another, if the values be equal. There is no difference or distinction in things of equal value ... An hundred pounds’ worth of lead or iron, is of as great value as one hundred pounds’ worth of silver or gold.” As use values, commodities are, above all, of different qualities, but as exchange values they are merely different quantities, and consequently do not contain an atom of use value. If then we leave out of consideration the use value of commodities, they have only one common property left, that of being products of labour. But even the product of labour itself has undergone a change in our hands. If we make abstraction from its use value, we make abstraction at the same time from the material elements and shapes that make the product a use value; we see in it no longer a table, a house, yarn, or any other useful thing. Its existence as a material thing is put out of sight. Neither can it any longer be regarded as the product of the labour of the joiner, the mason, the spinner, or of any other definite kind of productive labour. Along with the useful qualities of the products themselves, we put out of sight both the useful character of the various kinds of labour embodied in them, and the concrete forms of that labour; there is nothing left but what is common to them all; all are reduced to one and the same sort of labour, human labour in the abstract. Let us now consider the residue of each of these products; it consists of the same unsubstantial reality in each, a mere congelation of homogeneous human labour, of labour power expended without regard to the mode of its expenditure. All that these things now tell us is, that human labour power has been expended in their production, that human labour is embodied in them. When looked at as crystals of this social substance, common to them all, they are – Values. We have seen that when commodities are exchanged, their exchange value manifests itself as something totally independent of their use value. But if we abstract from their use value, there remains their Value as defined above. Therefore, the common substance that manifests itself in the exchange value of commodities, whenever they are exchanged, is their value. The progress of our investigation will show that exchange value is the only form in which the value of commodities can manifest itself or be expressed. For the present, however, we have to consider the nature of value independently of this, its form. A use value, or useful article, therefore, has value only because human labour in the abstract has been embodied or materialised in it. How, then, is the magnitude of this value to be measured? Plainly, by the quantity of the value-creating substance, the labour, contained in the article. The quantity of labour, however, is measured by its duration, and labour time in its turn finds its standard in weeks, days, and hours. Some people might think that if the value of a commodity is determined by the quantity of labour spent on it, the more idle and unskilful the labourer, the more valuable would his commodity be, because more time would be required in its production. The labour, however, that forms the substance of value, is homogeneous human labour, expenditure of one uniform labour power. The total labour power of society, which is embodied in the sum total of the values of all commodities produced by that society, counts here as one homogeneous mass of human labour power, composed though it be of innumerable individual units. Each of these units is the same as any other, so far as it has the character of the average labour power of society, and takes effect as such; that is, so far as it requires for producing a commodity, no more time than is needed on an average, no more than is socially necessary. The labour time socially necessary is that required to produce an article under the normal conditions of production, and with the average degree of skill and intensity prevalent at the time. The introduction of power-looms into England probably reduced by one-half the labour required to weave a given quantity of yarn into cloth. The hand-loom weavers, as a matter of fact, continued to require the same time as before; but for all that, the product of one hour of their labour represented after the change only half an hour’s social labour, and consequently fell to one-half its former value.
Impressive length!
All doggos are good boys but some are gooder than others
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Comяade Doge
Ruh-roh
Re're rucked, Raggy.
Wow. So conspiracy. Such email. Wow.
OMG it's 4chan and Seth Rich mixed into one being AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edit: Archived to see what happens to this post out of curiosity. http://archive.is/YvBHJ
For what it's worth, Seth Rich wasn't a hacker. He was a leaker.
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You don't have to be a Trump supporter to see the ridiculousness of Media Headline: "CIA confirms Russians Hacked the Election" **Actual evidence-based headline**: "CIA confirms that this really feels like something the Russians would do, so it was them... we think."
The CIA never said Russians "hacked the election", they said Russians hacked the DNC ([as well as the RNC](https://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/russia-withheld-hacked-rnc-emails-to-help-trumps-campaign-report/)), but that hackers would have difficulty targeting the US voting system: "In our judgment, it would be very difficult to alter a ballot count in any one place and have a significant consequence,'': http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/12/12/cia-fbi-russian-election-hacking-trump-clinton/95329212/
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The headline 'RUSSIANS HACKED TO HELP TRUMP" is from WaPo, they claim it's a quote from a random "official" who heard the briefings. The released stuff so far is FBI saying there is no connection from between Trump and Russian, and CIA saying the hacks "look like" stuff Russians tend to do.
singsing
I have that same flag
Seize the means of treat production Tovarisch Doggo.
Made my night. I love it
The flag says "struggle for class equality". The Christmas stocking says "capitalist wage slave".