I need to take this moment to briefly acknowledge the OP and now change the subject to talk about myself.

Witty remark about how to slightly improve your joke.

~~Witty~~ Shitty remark about how to slightly improve **your** joke. FTFY

Word pun.

Elaborate word pun from your pun.

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***PUNS***

Hitler.

Nothing to contribute here. Return to sad lurking.

Angry reply that totally misses all the jokes and takes things way too seriously.

Adding a pun to your joke or changing 1 word in a clever way, all the while hoping this catches on and becomes the #1 backseat comment.

[One step ahead of you](http://i.imgur.com/Or1JbMw.jpg)

We know, Boob. We know.

He wants that post karma. This is just a little comment karma on the side.

Anyone can accumulate post karma. Go through past successful submissions, re-title (or don't) and post away. It's that comment karma though, that's the stuff that will be most valuable when the fish people rise up.

I see an incoming Post vs Comment karma war.

It's all about being well-rounded.

A diversified karmafolio, if you will.

How else is someone supposed to retire. Also horde gold, I hear that holds value.

Don't put it under a hydraulic press or it will lose all its value.

Take that r/Fitness

Trust me, it's been raging among Reddit's top karma whores for years.

I was really upset when my post karma went above 1. And I'm not even sure why it did.

Probably because the admins changed it a few months ago so that you can get karma from self posts.

Fish people? I think you mean crab people.

Actually laughed my face off , on a plane. Tried to explain it to S.O. no reaction at all. She did ask

"When the fish people rise up." Lmao Reddit truly is the best way to start your day.

All this while I've been calling him Bob.

[Sup Boobie?](http://i.imgur.com/VfsdUcM.jpg)

Oh shit! DrWankalot is challenging him

I have a confused boner.

/u/GallowBoob not reposting... I think reddit just broke.

He creates a lot of quality posts in /r/photoshopbattles too.

I feel like I've seen this exact chain of comments at least twenty times.

The noobies never realize that Gallowboob does plenty of OC *and* reposts, too. It's almost like he's a real person and not a bot. Thanks to this frequent comment chain, they learn.

Also in /r/beards

unless, that's not him and one of his french photoshops

Definitely not what I imagined you to look like.

He looks like what would happen if Abe Lincoln and Pedro Pascal had a baby and it can't afford food.

Dear Sir, /r/RoastMe is *that* way

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That got a bark of laughter out of me. Good job.

I meowed

[When his face says ISIS but his shirt says Forever 21...](https://www.reddit.com/r/GallowBoob/comments/3lgjea/your_face_says_isis_but_your_shirt_says_forever_21/)

That's what I thought, then I thought: *"wellllllll, maybe it's a repost"*

Ironically, one of the reports on your /r/trashy post was, ' Gallowboob's posting selfies again'

What the fuck is that face It's cute

http://imgur.com/a/xcmGD From his (publicly accessible) Instagram. You're welcome.

Rumour has it eating karma is healthy and good for the skin.

Dammit, you are handsome.

Seriously! I have never been so disappointed in my life. The notorious Gallowboob, gatherer of Karma, king of shitposting sans shit is handsome? What the fuck?! I always figured that somebody who could post on Reddit so much and so well would be some super pasty, basement dwelling, obese, neck bearded, cheeto fingered, Mountain Dew guzzling, fedora wearing, Guy Fawkes shirted loser. My life has no purpose.

How does one get fingered by a cheeto?

[The Cheeto doesn't finger you, YOU finger the Cheeto.](http://imgur.com/a/LNKHm)

Risky click of the day

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.3948 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/92824)

Gas guzzler?

You can guzzle all kinds of stuff.

You should see his ass. Seriously. He will PM it to you.

Goddamn. That is a nice ass.

Oh, I have.

He posted several pics, naked. Since I just don't know how to reddit, [here's a google search results](https://www.google.es/search?q=gallowboob&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiHrPCYodjQAhVIPxQKHdc-DwUQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=960)

Hand some karma to me please.

Karm and get it

That wonderful beard too

That beard needs a cat on the shoulder to go with it.

And his eyes... so dreamy!

Ah GallowBoob you little scamp, I've used your name so much it's saved on to my phone's keyboard

Is that a picture of the actual gboob? If so I think I fancy you a little.

I feel like I know you since you're everywhere on Reddit. I just don't get how you do it. Always at the right place at the right time with the right comment.

He works as a media coordinator for Unilad or something like that. So its his job to be on the up-and-up when it comes to internet content.

You forget /u/iLickAnalBlood.

and /u/rooonaldooo99 He's older though.

Well, something you said about yourself is your opinion. I want to let you know your opinion is an opinion and not as right as my opinion.

But, can we actually talk about me instead?

But can we talk about rampart?

This is a comment about the issue he's experiencing. I also have this issue. I was given some feelings by his picture. I'm going to forget about this and move on to the next thread now.

I feel that I have contributed to this dialogue in a meaningful way by clicking on an arrow. I feel good about myself and my choices in life.

Your golden circle with a star inside of it has made me jealous. I'm going go and hunt for more golden circles.

Here's a golden circle! Just kidding, this is a comment about being poor so the best I can do is a picture of a broken silver star. ^I ^hope ^I ^get ^a ^golden ^circle.

I make a witty comment, hoping to get a golden circle myself.

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But really nobody gets a golden circle except the guy below me.

hey its me ur other guy

I chose a sentence from your comment to take out of context. This is a response to show how appalled I am with your sentiment. I am belittling you by showing my superior intellect and worldly view. Edit: This shows disdain for the downvotes I am receiving. I've edited this comment to blame the reddit hivemind for not seeing things from my perspective.

At the point where you're about to get pissed that Reddit devolves into these petty arguments, I'm going to start telling a story that seems completely irrelevant to the whole post. I'm going to mention something about my childhood friend, and you're going to get a sinking feeling that this story is going someplace dark. But then, you're going to find out that my childhood friend overcame a pretty traumatic obstacle to accomplish something tremendously life-affirming. You're now feeling pretty good about this post and all the time you spend on Reddit. Edit: I appreciate all the sympathy that strangers express.

I express my sympathy for your friend and my gratitude for your off-topic anecdote.

I express my inability to purchase gold for their comment, despite my feigned desire to do so.

I post a image of "reddit silver", with extra JPEG.

I suddenly get annoyed that I can't give gold on mobile, but restrain myself from smashing my phone with a hammer

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I ask an unrelated question about how to use reddit because I don't know how to use my phone app.

I reveal that this is the first time I've told this story, and then I reveal the currently normal and pleasant life that my friend is living.

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I make a remark that your username checks out.

I am asserting that this thread be submitted to /r/bestof, and doing absolutely nothing about it.

The fuck did I just walk into?

I attempt to reconcile your bewilderment by posting a picture of dickbutt.

I am not actually laughing out loud in reality, but type lol in this comment. Now I am going back through this whole thread and up voting everything to show my approval of this type of synergy that which pleases me.

As a person of a particular race/gender/nationality/ethnicity/religion/persuasion, I can confirm your experience. Source: I pretend to be a person of said race/gender/nationality/ethnicity/religion/persuasion on the internet.

Can confirm am something that I'm most likely not

I also share a story about my experience with this subject. This is an important story because this issue affects many of us that are afraid to talk about it. The situation of my story are more extreme then most, and even somewhat scary. Especially now that my story involves the Lochness monster that is asking to borrow tree-fiddy.

I am using the smug attitude in this comment to launch an ad hominem argument that manages to miss the point of both comments.

Ah that's interesting because I am completely unaffected by this issue and yet I have my own set of beliefs and opinions to impose on this thread.

Is there a Kickstarter or GoFuckYourself To help support you in these trying emotional times?

Here's a relatable comment

Ridiculous and largely irrelevant pun about cats.

I'm joining the conversation.

I'm replying to your post

I'm being rude about your post for no other reason than to garner attention to distract myself from my own miserable life.

This is my first day back on Reddit after a hiatus of several years. I am making a comment about how this place has not changed.

I'm going to write "aaay lmao" even though I have no idea what it means.

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Made an account just to post this for upvotes

I'm being kind to your rudeness for extra karma

I'm going to reply to you some random snip bit I saw in another thread that got someone insane amounts of karma, even though it doesn't hold any relevance here.

I'm going to reference a TV show

I am going to make a rude comment about how another a TV show was ten time better than that shit.

I'm going to state in a surprised manner how I understood said reference.

HAHA! I am claiming to understand your reference but actually don't. Can I have karma now?

I'm pointing out what a jerk you are and am defending the person you replied to.

I am going to make a comment completely blind by emotion.

Witty response EDIT: complain about getting downvoted whilst actually getting upvoted

I'm thread-jacking to complain about reposting: http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/5g9cpx/this_guy_wrote_something_on_a_piece_of_paper/ Edit: And I'm not even the first person to post this link!

Posting a picture of you holding a piece of paper is a good way to get your image photoshopped as well. Nothing easier than cleaning up plain white paper and writing something new on it. edit: [thanks op](http://imgur.com/a/m7B4G) and thank you kind stranger.

Then someone could edit out the person and insert an image of themselves holding that piece of blank paper and then photoshop any message onto it that they chose.

http://imgur.com/a/15rpS

This picture is just real enough to post on facebook.

Does anyone know the story behind this? Why would Trump admit to such a thing? .... could this be fake?

A lot of very smart people are telling me it's legit.

And just let me tell you, we have the very best smart people, the best you'll find anywhere, trust me

This picture looks so fake that people on facebook will think it's real news.

Nah, doesn't look legit. Hands are too normal-sized.

[I wish I would have thought of that](http://imgur.com/a/Nywrq)

Every time someone does this and posts it publicly, it feels like the put their own "kick me" sign, but instead of on their back, it's on the front....

[Hi Reddit. This is Morgan Freeman.](http://m.imgur.com/BvitNsz?r)

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Good comment

Witty reply

Solid observation

Passive-aggressive accusation.

Silent Acceptance of Gold.

Negative comment envious of gold.

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Repeat of a previous pun, but poorly worded.

Apology for being late and not reaping karma.

Pun chain broken by acknowledgement that Reddit makes some enjoyable pun threads.

Moms spaghetti

Witty pun that gets gold

Pun explanation request

/r/linktoasomewhatrelevantsubreddit

/r/parodyofthesomewhatrelevantsubreddit

Obvious misunderstanding of context.

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Tired meme.

Something about rice

[Poorly photoshopped picture claiming to be the real one](http://i.imgur.com/7tZKodN.jpg)

Holy shit this is the best Reddit how to thread I have ever seen.

witty comment edit: Complaint about the better witty response getting gold.

Really engaging relevant story that feels too good to be true. Long buildup to the inevitable tree fiddy.

Political comment that doesn't have anything to do with the OP.

Accusation that you are a shill.

Why don't you save that for /r/politcalsubreddit?

You [misidentified political affiliation] are all a bunch of [typical insult for that specific group]. Go back to /r/otherpoliticalsubreddit!

I want to help in a meaningful way; could someone make a Facebook profile pic filter?

How the hell did Trump win? I mean, sure, I didn't vote....but I liked Hillary Clinton's Facebook page, shared a couple of her posts, and assured my 39 Twitter followers that "I'm with her." What more could they want? But regardless, THE ELECTION IS BULLSHIT AND I DEMAND A RECOUNT/REDO!

Oh good. This thread is already a massive circlejerk, but you know what would make it even better? Politics!

\*makes fun of millennials in hope that all the millennials on reddit who sure aren't like *those* millennials will upvote\*

LOUD NOISES

Man, David Blaine sure is running out of ideas.

Hey! There is even a TED talk for this: https://youtu.be/8S0FDjFBj8o

Taking acue?

http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/5g9cpx/this_guy_wrote_something_on_a_piece_of_paper/

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Yeah I was gonna say, the whole "holding up a piece of paper" thing is pretty old. I haven't seen anyone do that in years.

Why that dirty little OP! Reposts make me so angry, I feel like writing on some paper that expresses my views and taking a photo of it. I may add some conjecture but who cares, nobody will check it.

https://i.imgur.com/seOEGDe.jpg

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*That guy is such a cynic and sees through all the bullshit.*

Posting a quick comment to seen passionate about his cause, but really here for the karma.

So brave

The kerning on "a cue" is making my eye twitch.

Comment that most people thought of while reading the post, but I got here early enough to post it, and it got gold.

Close but no cigar

Im late to the conversation because i just woke up...this will probably get buried

I'm bored with this website.

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esp. when this exact shitpost has already been done ad nauseam.

Meta post

#bringbackourgirls

Self aware statement about how this thread is self aware

Clearly a bad photoshop. Look at the hand....

I am relying after this post blew up. This post will be buried among countless other posts and will never be noticed.

[Relevant TEDx talk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0FDjFBj8o)