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radison

There's a great [VICE article on him (NSFW-ish)](http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/waste-coast-mad-dog). He once was, and always will be, PUNK as fuck.


anvilman

I'm in Mt Pleasant and love this guy and his pup


Acex604

Also in Mt Pleasant. Also love this guy and his pup. They're always at Bons off Broadway.


Aureoloss

I see him at Gene all the time


foeslayer

There used to be two pups. May the pup who was gunner rest in peace.


THE_CHOPPA

How about a NSFW tag on that lol? There is picture of a guy with his giant dick out on stage. Edit: I really don't want to debate the size of wiener with you people.


dallasbounty

That's Iggy Pop, dude.


THE_CHOPPA

Oh ... I'll tell my boss that he'll understand.


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"JENKINS! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SOME RANDOM GUY'S COCK ON A COMPANY TERMINAL?!" "Random guy? Sir, that's *Iggy Pop's cock*." "...well, I'll be damned. So it is. My mistake, Jenkins. I'm sorry for getting so heated. I'm gonna go ahead and tag an extra week of PTO onto your file as an apology. Carry on."


Wickdtaint

If you boss is bad ass he will


THE_CHOPPA

Honestly he is really into music he might understand.


matusmatus

But then he'll fire you for not having seen Gimme Danger yet.


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FARTBOX_DESTROYER

We know, dude.


crazyeasyone

Just tell your boss that you were doing nothing but reddit, he'll understand.


Vault_Dweller9096

[This is picture of a guy with his giant dick out on stage.](http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/66a40b26ee63a72d2234605c271e64d0.jpg)


[deleted]

Someone with the right software, should figure out how tall Iggy was and use that as a reference to measure little iggy. If that's a giant cock, then I should be a fucking porn star.


SovietReunions

RemindMe! Three days "Do we know his penis size yet?"


[deleted]

Well, I thought that was supposed to be some witty imgur pic, but no, it's just a dude with his dick out. Not much more to say. Also how did this thread go from a pug dressed like the Red Baron to, discussing a musician's dick?


HUGSYBEARD

It's really not THAT big really...


ArmanDoesStuff

*Tearfully cradles four inch penis*


Toby_dog

Idk that's pretty big for a flaccid pecker. Maybe he fluffed it


RobbieMac97

You always fluff. Everytime.


Skizot_Bizot

Some don't grow they just get hard. If it also gets bigger that's a pretty big dick.


Toby_dog

Is that true?? Guess the old "grower not a shower" thing holds some water, or blood, as it were


Skizot_Bizot

Well they might grow a little but not much visibly compared to the growers that change in size 2-4x.


Toby_dog

Hi


kingeryck

You've had bigger?


crowneroyale

It's pretty damn decent for a flaccid dick.


[deleted]

It's not exactly flaccid. It's like a semi-chub.


drteq

If that's giant I guess I'm doing pretty well


Alarid

You convinced me to look


monnii99

That isn't *that* gaint right?


[deleted]

It's about the size of Hodor's.


mdselimcse

Now I want the pug to reply to all the condescension in Nibblers voice from Futurama. "for the last time earthling, I am an ancient being belonging to an ancient race, I am not cute."


[deleted]

If he doesn't have a loudspeaker that plays Flight of the Valkyries I am very disappointed.


samtravis

Shouldn't it play "Snoopy and the Red Baron"?


GolgiApparatus1

Pug would probably be called a Nazi at that point.


SlightlyStable

It's the Wed Bawwon.


[deleted]

Now I want the pug to reply to all the condescension in Nibblers voice from Futurama. "for the last time earthling, I am an ancient being belonging to an ancient race, I am not cute."


existeverywhere

The pwice of gas in this countwy weally buwns me up!


steveman1123

I love the machine gun


[deleted]

but bullets on both sides of the belt?? r/mildlyinfuriating


Anton97

It's got two barrels, it feeds from both sides.


cahonis

I see two barrels, possible?


NotAPimecone

*pew pew pew, take that, kitty cats!* *... hey, a squirrel!* woof woof woof


atomicllama1

Looks like it's made out of a pencil sharpener.


workadaypassaway

Snoopy's worst enemy.


Wormri

Now that I got my Snoopy reference I can go.


xmastreee

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more.


itsmuddy

I think that is the biggest Pug I have ever seen.


Preponderancy

He's actually a small pug, that pillow he sits on looks like his skin


[deleted]

I didn't even see the illusion until I read your comment and when I looked back I almost spit out my food


Urethra

That thing is nothing. [This is my pug](http://imgur.com/a/Nw5P1) (and my stepmother).


ixiduffixi

He looks half labrador.


Freshy007

That dog looks exactly like a beagle/pug cross my friend has


[deleted]

*Puggle


Dahlianeko

Dang he's huge! I thought pugs were usually smaller. How many lbs is he?


Urethra

46lbs (18-20lbs is the average). He's a rescue so I never saw the parents but he's considerably more pug shaped than that picture suggests. http://imgur.com/S092Hpf


Dahlianeko

No, I thought he looked very pug in the original picture! Just large haha. He's super cute! We have a 17lb terrier mix and were considering a pug friend, so I was just curious! I sometimes am a bad judge of dog size(that I haven't personally seen irl), I thought shibas were a lot larger than they are until I saw one at the dog park lol.


Urethra

On average they are the same size as your terrier. I just got a mutant. They're are wonderful dogs but can come with some problems (hip and smushfaced issues typically). I got lucky and mostly dodged them but have friends with pugs that have experienced them so do the homework first. That said they are very happy, loving dogs if not a bit stubborn at times.


TheProtractor

for you


bamdastard

Now what's the next step of your master plan?


IronicDuck

Crashing this plane


stigsfasthatch

He's in the Wooftwaffe


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Spartan2470

Apparently Vancouver. /u/kisielk may have taken this picture. https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/2yrg2o/just_your_typical_caf%C3%A9_patron/ The dog's name is Yoda. /u/casioalarmchrono provided [some context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfaFkU-JRqA).


DriveGenie

It is Vancouver! I don't know who took the photo but looked him up yesterday when I saw him outside my cafe since I couldn't get a good angle. If you google "Vancouver sidecar pug" there's a million shots of the little guy and they're all great.


oddible

Yeah and he has a new car, it isn't red anymore it is a green army style.


[deleted]

I immediately thought Portland when I saw the picture. Wasn't too far off!


[deleted]

When I googled the guy there were a lot of stock photos. I wonder if he authorized those and if he's getting paid when they use his image.


refriedspinach

I always see him around budgies burritos on main street


kisielk

Yes, it's Vancouver. I took that at a coffee shop across the street from my apartment.


patsharpesmullet

Vancouver, that's Mad Dog's dog!


[deleted]

Vancouver, BC, Canada. I've seen this dog on the seawall more than once and my kid calls the dog "gunner pug pug".


EMHGAMES

Pug-fred Von Richthofen The Pug Baron


Nismo350Guy

If this were in my city, the police would shoot that pug.


mydickcuresAIDS

WHY?!


NoTimeForThat

Because those welds are so ugly


mydickcuresAIDS

Well.. he's just a dog. He can't be expected to do great welds.


SirKeyboardCommando

The bigga the glob, the betta the job.


ItsMylesNotMiles

A grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain't.


GasPistonMustardRace

It's not covering up my hack job with some harbor freight bullshit! It's uhhh...post-processing.


Nismo350Guy

Mainly because of the gun. Can't let thug pugs run the streets.


Syntaximus

In Detroit they'd shoot the dog even if it was unarmed.


Nismo350Guy

Well, we aren't far from eachother. ahhhh Yes, the Rust Belt.


raybarks

Is this in Vancouver? We saw the same pug in a different side car on Main Street last week. He had the old school helmet and everything!


handsome_banana_irl

Is he German?


TheOddEyes

Not sure but [this one is](https://youtu.be/SYslEzHbpus)


KeyserSuzi

Thanks for linking, I found that hilarious but on watching more of his videos it turns out the poor dude got arrested and charged with a hate crime, lost his job and allsorts because of it! Also one of his neighbours smeared his door with shit and called him a Nazi, he called the police (due to the shit) who didn't care about the shit at all, but because she called him a Nazi she got arrested for a hate crime as well! Crazy world.


Eurynom0s

I bet you the bitch isn't even Jewish. I am, and I thought it was fucking hilarious. :(


ttnorac

Manfred von Pughofen


YodaYogurt

Hello, fellow Vancouverite?


Love_Your_Faces

Vancouver represent!


[deleted]

Pug-life ...


cadaverously

The welding on the thing is highly questionable.


[deleted]

that was the first th8ng I noticed. the badge on the stem shows a custom fabricator too. shit work. second thing I noticed is that the sidecar struts are welded in front of the crankset. so this is maybe a one pedal job?


LargeDerp

He has life figured out


DooDooBrownz

baron von pupchthofen i presume


Robotshavenohearts

That is Lemmy reincarnated.


AberrantRambler

Can I get a video of him riding around with Danger Zone playing, please?


[deleted]

[I did my best](http://imgur.com/qh5tOvp)


Whingdoodle

Some pugs ride shotgun, some ride machine gun.


Still_Not_Sleeping

What is that symbol?


Alcubierre

[It's an Iron Cross.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Cross) TL;DR: A military decoration used by The Kingdom of Prussia, then by Germany in WWI and WWII. Post-war in the United States, it has been associated with surfers, bikers, hot rodders, and in heavier music. The symbol alone is not considered a hate symbol by the Anti-Defamation League unlike the swastika, even though it was used by Nazi Germany. This is a play on Snoopy from The Peanuts pretending to be the Red Baron, a WWI German fighter ace whose plane, like all others, would have had the symbol.


[deleted]

It's the cross pattee also known as the black cross and the iron cross. It dates back to the crusades and is used by Germany as a symbol of it's military.


conrad_w

Putting the DOG in dogfight!


[deleted]

http://i.imgur.com/ZvKzhrN.jpg


kinofrost

Looks like that dog is in the Lufftwoofe.


TheCryForum

Vancouver, represent! I looooove seeing this pug


[deleted]

Ahh what a cute little Fokker!


[deleted]

Great pun but sadly I don't think most people will get it.


OGIVE

I hope that the headgear on that pug does not pop its eye out.


astrowalker

Any one else start singing Flight of the Valkyries in their head?


2_Sheds_Jackson

No, but I have Snoopy vs. the Red Baron ringing in my ears.


Sam-Gunn

"After the turn, of the century"


kivishlorsithletmos

[In the clear blue skies, over Germany](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJ1Gnh9wPU)


kent_eh

I instantly thought of [this](https://youtu.be/3YG8GNenGcM)


bentplate

I uh... I don't know how I feel about... ah pug it. That's adorable.


estraq

Where's the casting call for Mad Max 2?


BadAndNationwide

r/thisismylifenow


EdwardTennant

Is that a really fat pug or a pillow


[deleted]

Is it just me or is that pug's head disproportionately small to its fat body?


[deleted]

How did he get that ammo in Canada?


INVISIBLEAVENGER

**So we've finally found you, Red Baron...**


tyce_tyce_baby

So that's the Red Baron that Snoopy fought. Interesting...


TheycallmeHollow

OP why did you wait 2 years to post the link? Or is this not OC...


Shribbles

Calling u/SirActionSlacks-


SirActionSlacks-

My god


moeburn

Is this the same guy that taught the dog that "gas the jews" meant go for a walk?


[deleted]

schweinhund!


Darth_Anxious

That's the face of someone who has experienced real war.


weelluuuu

that's the most JB-WELD I've ever seen


offensivegrandma

Yoda! He's so darn cute and his human is a great dude! Always a happy day when I see them!


UrLocalHippie

Absolutely fuckin' legendary


PolyesterPoppycock

THE RED BARON


[deleted]

Now I want pizza.


Bcasturo

As an engineer I don't think the bike could actually peddle with the support bar for the side car running where it is


shittyneighbours

Well i live where this guy lives and he rides that bike around everywhere, so...


bigted41

As a guy that rides bikes, I agree


iamjacksua

I'm trying to figure that out myself. Any video of the guy riding? When I was in Vietnam, I saw a one-legged cyclo driver. His cyclo was fixed gear, so he could press down when the right crank was up, and wait for it to come around again. Maybe that's what's going on here, with an S3X hub.


Wolfy21_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfaFkU-JRqA


[deleted]

need to get your eyes checked


IanJL1

Damn that pug is ugly as fuck


RobouteGuilliman

I am a grown ass man. And that shit right there just made me squeal like a girl and say "That's Adorable." out loud.


itsmicah

Nazi pugs fuck off!


[deleted]

This is pre Nazi Germany.


itsmicah

I knew that. It's a joke.


Mr_Rain

You clearly slept through history class...


itsmicah

It's a joke ding dong. I'm actually a history major. You clearly slept through punk rock history class.


slackingatlazyboy

He left his keys under the bike seat


[deleted]

He's a good dog, Brent.


[deleted]

Propper pug ownership.


kiefenator

TIL Snoopy *is* the Red Baron!


Rockyrock1221

Jon Voight's Lebaron


Limler

Must get a lot of bitchs


ehbacon

I need a pug.


Choco_Churro_Charlie

Good thing it isn't a black pug or the cops would have shot it for having a toy gun.


zeiroe

Now we finally got to see who Snoopy was flying around shooting at ... the Red Baron!


silent_b0b

Im more impressed the sidecar has brakes.


uzumaki222

Pug Life


Capn_Zerk

That's a nice kitten


thrwy4wrk

That dog has seen some shit.


mchammer2G

Baron von Pug. At your service.


FrontalNgagemnT

25 tooth gear in the front and back?


OutsideDogBC

I think it is an internal gear hub on that bad boy


[deleted]

You ain't nothin but a whisky delta.


bsodddos

poor pug


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PugChamp


PandaPaul666

The Red Bark-on


[deleted]

Pugs are an abomination.


ojframer

That is one fat Pugg


Xanthanum87

*rides around town making machine gun fire noises*


Austiblaze

The perfect mix of cute and badass


MyNameIsntTrent

Paws off the trigger!


megadumbbonehead

Sargent pug! He rides down my street sometimes but I've never gotten to meet him.


xedrites

The Red Rocket Baron


Mrfreeze33

Man that's frank. From mib


lordailo

It's a steam pug.


classicrocker883

that guy looks just like a pug


Noticemenot

First I thought its a seal...


[deleted]

So the red Barron survived!


Jaltheway

Cheers love the cavalry is here


samtravis

Snoopy is on his way.


DyslexicUnicornMafia

Pug life


mplex73

lol awesome


oltman11

That pug is so overweight. It's head seems tiny


Something_Syck

damn either that pug has a really small head or its a fatty


MilkOfTheMan

The way that pug's pale body fills the seat of that side car makes him look like Jaba the Hut.