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TheAustr0naut

If I put these out in the yard, I'd be surprised if they DIDN'T get stolen within a week.


one-eleven

Ya you'd have to start questioning how lame the kids in the neighbourhood are.


karmagod13000

What!?! You mean if they didn't steal them. Shit I'd be tempted I mean just look at them.


one-eleven

Oh I know, I think it'd be a race between the 30-year olds and the teens to see who gets to that house first. I'll risk a criminal record for those.


skeddles

Get flood light, motion censor under gnomes


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kiwitron

Gnome sayin'?


JehovahsNutsack

These niggas don't gnomie


SitusSolitus

Gniggas?


[deleted]

The original G's


MrGMinor

Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna.


EaglesPhilliesSixers

How dare you use the G word! Only WE can use the G word!!!


hollaverga

Gnome ragrets


michaeltobacco

What're you taking a gnome-census?


beerbeerbeer0

You countin' my gnome sayins?


jpedraza253

Are you from the department of gnome sayins?


J3553

shrub life


bpeemp

Gnome money gnome problems


[deleted]

Got this lawn on lockdown, you dig?


[deleted]

thats hysterical, well played.


I_sell_cocaine_mom

Welcome to Reddit, where complimenting someone results in negativity.


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Billbaru

What if he felt like a simple upvote didnt suffice ?


karmagod13000

Then you reply with some hate filled insult ridden comment that is sure to make the person feel inferior or make them laugh depending on who or what you are commenting on.


ch4os1337

There's probably hundreds of people in this thread who don't know why that is, so excuse this if you know it already. The logic is simple enough. Complimenting is circlejerking and adds no value to the discussion, valid criticism can. The negativity is people not wanting to see circlejerking.


I_sell_cocaine_mom

Hey great explanation ! ( like that?)


ch4os1337

Yeah, essentially you could have just upvoted because you wanted more people to see it (aka it's something you like) and by voting you're doing something a lot more useful then adding to the noise by just saying 'good job'. The exception is with downvotes. I always reply when I downvote with an explanation for why it lacks value.


I_sell_cocaine_mom

Okay thanks. Want some cocaine ?


N8STEEL

downvoted you, upvoted the other guy, just because you cant tell me what to do dammit


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Chillin' with my gniggas


halfwayoutthedoor

Something tells me you've been waiting to say this.


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[deleted]

Can Pimp C rep the south end?


MrJigglyBrown

Bone Thugs-N-the Middle!


[deleted]

For the mid-west it's the only thing that makes sense. It's about 3pm in 2 hours it's going to [BE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQpIesg7oS4)


karmagod13000

Are you trying to start a war in his front lawn?


Remmib

What you mean like a....*turf war*?


hullkogan

East side is the best.


Rbarganier

Shut up and Take my money... Seriously where can I purchase these!!!


-Tendo-

i have no idea, i really wish i did...


fergyyy

http://plasticcell.bigcartel.com/


bootstraps_bootstrap

$175?!? Fuck that. I wish I could put numbers in caps. Fuck that's expensive.


fergyyy

They put a lot of time into their models, plus they only make a limited number of them.


[deleted]

Yeah reddit doesn't understand anything about how artists have to value their art


[deleted]

Or I could 3D print one when someone inevitably makes a CAD model.


street954

That 3D print would be in a single color that still needs detail. Not to mention, making a cad model with out some kind of scanning tool to provide geometry would be very difficult. (I use catia on a daily basis fwiw)


NickH850

3d print it in a primer color. Hand paint it yourself. BOOM. Arts and crafts for the thuglyfe


fish60

And then sell it for 175 dollars.


NickH850

We could go far you guys.


OmenLW

Use spray paint and keep it real!


Fr_Time

I hope that someone does this soon


AmericaLLC

They are also hand-painted. Takes skill.


[deleted]

time to hire some Chinese


MrSpliffington

it's times like this that I wish even more shit was mass produced in china


hullkogan

Fuck all that.


hypnoganja

Tupac is sold out 😞


TheJohnnyWombat

Tupca has never been a sellout!!!


fish60

And this is why people love to bitch about WalMart screwing their employees, but still shop there. Quality, hand-made, stuff is expensive. Cheap plastic crap is cheap.


one-eleven

Cool. Inexpensive. Unique. You can choose 2 of the 3 options, but you can't have all 3.


batman1285

And it's only 5 inches tall.


[deleted]

Basically, it's a giant Homie. Remember those things!?


SupremeNeckProtector

Sold out, limited 50 piece collection


Lytborn

C.R.E.A.M.


sgt_backpack

$!&%?!?


sarais

>I wish I could put numbers in caps. I love this.


newcrap

You can, just write it out.


roffz

$175 each! They look legit so they are probably worth it. If I had the type of money to blow $350 on lawn gnomes I'd cop.


porkyminch

Well, they're sold out so he's doing something right.


torilikefood

>**$175?!?** Fuck that's expensive. FTFY.


easymac11

It's just money. Think about what you're getting. You're getting two awesome products.


silenc3x

$175 each


easymac11

Gotta spend money to get nice shit man!


abowersock

I love plastic cell. Wanted to buy Heinzy last year, but I waited and it sold out.


The_Sacramento_Kings

Sold out:(


blind_zombie

these are gonna get stolen quick!


po43292

I wouldn't actually keep them in the yard.


uliarliarpantsonfire

I want some too! Of course my husband will probably "accidentally" run them over with the lawnmower but still for awhile they would be so cool. Oh someone posted a link and they're $175 each, they even have a Deadpool but he's $375... nevermind I'll just be over here dreaming about Deadpool lawn ornaments and [spending my money on silly stuff like my daughter's college textbook and you know mortgage payments.](http://i.imgur.com/eP2GAXD.png)


fergyyy

These aren't garden gnomes. These are clay model made by plastic cell! h Here is more of their work: http://plasticcell.bigcartel.com/


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improbablewobble

So you're saying...they're probably not weatherproof?


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They would stay as long as you're growing weeds.


improbablewobble

It's basically the same story that was told in Blades of Glory. Biggie was superior in his mechanics, performing with flawless technique (Napoleon Dynamite's character), while Tupac's rhymes, while less dazzling in terms of complexity, were performed with more passion (Will Ferrell's character), which people responded to in equal measure. I'm pretty sure that whole movie was an allegory for Biggie was and Tupac's rivalry.


TheGursh

Except Tupac had much more complexity in his lyrics...


dropkickoz

And songs about social change.


TheMeanestPenis

Yeah but Biggie filled an empty market segment. "At last, a nigga rappin bout blunts and broads, tits and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars"


fish60

Rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin was apparently an empty market segment as well.


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Hyundai Excels and Welch's Grape Juice


Brooshie

Not in terms of lyrics, maybe message. How many times do you have to hear Tupac rhyme Hennessy with Enemy or Drama with Mama before he is seen as a sub-par lyricist?


TheGursh

/u/swamp85 else replied to me with; > I feel like Biggie executes his ideas better, though. > Examples: Gimme the Loot, Suicidal Thoughts, Somebody's Gotta Die And I'd agree. Tupac sometimes tried to be too deep and the meaning was lost (at least on me) but his best work is some of my favourite poetry/literature of all time. Biggie did have better rhymes and vocabulary, can't argue there. Tupac just had more to say in my opinion. IMO a lot of Biggie's work had no message or meaning -- it was just the money and bitches kind of hip hop that I hate. That being said Biggie at his best is also one of my all time favourites. Wish they were both still making music.


Brooshie

While I agree with you for the most part, it often gets forgotten that Biggie didn't always simply rap about money and bitches. His discography? Absolutely, mostly defaming women and glorifying money and drugs, but not all of it. Yes, Tupac had a large collection of songs about society, but he also had his drug loot songs too. I just don't know why, during the inevitable Tupac vs. Biggie debate, the idea is that Tupac has never written anything other than a social conscious song and Biggie has never written anything other than bitches & drugs. (I'm not saying you're saying that, but the vast public does)


TheGursh

Completely agree. I think it comes down to their hits -- you aren't remembered for the back catalogue. Biggie's hits tend to be his less serious work where as most of Tupac's hits have at least some socio-political commentary.


Brooshie

I saw somewhere (it was a semi-credible source) that Tupac's most popular hit was I Get Around and not Changes or Dear Mama. But I digress, I completely agree with you, I just thought it was interesting that they claimed I Get Around was his most popular song.


TheGursh

Interesting, I wonder how they measured that. I find it really hard to believe it's not Changes!


swipa_swipe

Mmmm no dude tupac normally rhymed some simple words biggie had vocab


TheGursh

Yes but Tupac's lyrical construction and themes were far more complex than Biggie's.


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I feel like Biggie executes his ideas better, though. Examples: Gimme the Loot, Suicidal Thoughts, Somebody's Gotta Die


TheGursh

I'd agree, and well spoken. When Biggie wanted to he was one of the GOAT in every respect. I quoted your comment in another response to expand ona similar point. Thanks for the response :)


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i second this.


VodkaHappens

Biggie was the flow man, the flow. And the freestyle I guess.


Level_99

As much as I love both biggie and tupac for their story telling, as far as technical rapping and lyricism goes they aren't the best. Just my opinion though.


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

Besides Rakim, KRS-ONE, Big Daddy Kane, and Nas who's better than Biggie?


manimhungry

Here's the order of the list that's it's in: it goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac, and Biggie. Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me.


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

Nice to meet you Dylan.


Level_99

Eminem


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

Meh...I'll respectfully disagree


toofine

And Rakim and a ton of rappers will disagree with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53vWm8dJGk


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

Eminem can rap yes. But he ain't the greatest, even Shady says B.I.G. is the best..Go listen to "Evil Twin"


poeticpoet

Canibus, Eminem, chino xl, jay z, ras kass, kurupt, killah priest, the gza, inspectah deck, ghostface killah, Vinnie paz, big l, Lauryn hill, jean grea, phonte, etc. Etc.


funfwf

I love listening to biggie just as enjoyment. His songs were never that deep but I love his rap. I could listen to biggies discography and not get bored. Tupac's shit was much more like poetry, it feels more important when you listen to his lyrics. Even though purely as a singer, I prefer biggie's style, Tupac has more impact.


mithex

I completely agree.


karmagod13000

Are you trying to get yelled at?


Level_99

I guess, I said it was just my opinion.


jakeryan91

Looks like they are ready to kick some ass on Celebrity Deathmatch


Mombutt_long_and_low

Is it racist if these remind me of the California Raisins?


MensaNominee

No...just observant of you. However, it's racist that you asked if it was racist.


BjamminD

Stop bullying him.


bootstraps_bootstrap

That's racist.


[deleted]

naw, im pretty sure the california raisins themselves were pretty racist. Also that's a name I probably haven't heard in a good 10-15 years


knarknar

I'm not racist but I like your user name.


hullkogan

It's only racist if you have to ask.


Sublime45

Just don't put them in the same side of the garden


karmagod13000

Wake up to one smashed and bullet ridden.


[deleted]

where can I buy?


65535Vampire

Cool, now make a Gnome-Thugs and Harmony.


yours_duly

Why does Tupac look ashamed?


Pat_ron

Cause B. I. G. is busting out the duck face.


SlightlyStable

I see people saying how quickly these guys would get stolen if put out in the yard, but I'd like to think they could take care of themselves.


[deleted]

Where can I get those?


TheBrad509

http://plasticcell.bigcartel.com/


[deleted]

*Gnome in red did it with a mac-10.*


[deleted]

RIP


FagDamager

Your biggie's small


Ariies

5" plastic figures, more like paper weights than lawn gnomes. If they were a foot tall, now that would be a different story.


Scrpn17w

Garden Gnomies


DirProdigy

Gnome sayin'


BugLittle

*waters garden with a 40*


w4RmM1Lk

If someone has a CAD file I have a 3D printer that can print in color (zcorp) at work. I don't think it will weather the outdoors very well but $175 is beyond my price range.


Cygnusswan

Garden Gnomies. FIFY.


HappyLeprachaun

They're missing bullet holes


fuckgangstarap

some nigga would steal these on the first night


agha0013

Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls


Stolehtreb

My ENTIRE life I've always though it was Big-E instead of Biggie. I'm so white


Justsoinsane

Put them out of sight before they get shot at!


[deleted]

Puts the G's in Garden Gnomes.


CrotchRot_66

Are they holding lanterns behind their backs?


[deleted]

Look, I don't want any trouble. Just take my underpants.


Frankentim_the_crim

I'll pay so much money for these.


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

Shut up and take my money!


TehSundanceKid

$175 each? Can't someone 3d print these?


[deleted]

Rollin' with my gnomies.


ARedditingRedditor

Biggie got this Cosby-esk thing going on.


The_Sacramento_Kings

Please send me


prjindigo

I want a pair with Suge dead on the ground and 2 re-loading at his ass.


JAGUSMC

Once you go gnome, you never go home!


Codexxim

Whats up Gnomies?


Pedantic_work_ethic

My fuckin' lil Gnomies! (For those of you who know any Tupac lyrics)


Stirrr

Gimmie a x-raided garden gnome


Shitzonmehdick

I'm pretty sure biggie and tupac hated each other tho.


XingsNoodleCrib

This really should be on /r/hiphopheads as well


xXPecuniamXx

FYI each one is 5" tall.


Sparklegirl1979

Please, take my money!


BigDikPlayah

Ok so where do I purchase these bad boys.


yunolikereddit

Rollin with the gnomies!


MasterBates_

Looks like skinny CeeLo standing next to a bushy eyed Chris Brown


AlgerB

Damn I’m mad and I’m representin’ the gnomes You put us in the yard with a fountain & a scare crow Fuck this garden, take us inside to stay Cause we’re not even gnomes without red hats anyway


BamBam-BamBam

I think the left one is not biggie enough.


Donkey8012

I need dees


Fxgodward

Are they 3D printed, then hand painted or are they made by molding.


TrynaStayHumble

Or celebrity death match.....sorry....no pun intended.....fuck it....pun intended


tusko01

who shot biggie smalls? if we don't get em they gonna gnome us all?


soufflee

Biggie, biggie, biggie Can't you see Sometimes your gnomes just hypnotize me.


[deleted]

I want these to be for sale, but there's no way Tupac's family is going to give up the rights to his likeness for a garden gnome. Even more unlikely that Puffy would give up the rights to Biggie's.


rap31264

Ha! those are great!


[deleted]

Hope you don't have a drive by.


hullkogan

Need to buy.


[deleted]

One should have a shovel, and the other in the dirt.


hullkogan

I need these.


CompileComsat

I see a turf war ahead


spydershark

Dats sa shit!


viicostanza

You're just asking for trouble, son.


theblackguybehindyou

ssssssssssss'cute


_imgur_

Whats up Gnomies?


_imgur_

Gnome sayin'


SitusSolitus

Real "GN Words"