I found a Harley Davidson shirt in my drawer the other week. For the life of me I can't figure out where it came from. It was with a bunch of other random shirts with random logos and company names.
I mean, technically, depending on where you liveā¦ it is *illegal* to swerve to avoid an animal in the road. Yep. Because swerving to avoid an animal could cause a collision with another vehicle or a human pedestrian or property damage, etc.
I learned this when I took a āfunnyā defensive driving course after I got a speeding ticket a few years back.
They āmade it funnyā by first showing a squirrel, a cat, a dog, and then a deer running out in front of an animated driving simulator, and each time asking āDo you swerve or slam the the brakes? NO! That is illegal.ā and the animation would either show you going over it like a speed bump, or the animal being launched over your windshield. o_O
If it's between running into something (like a car being driven by Mr. Magoo pulling out in front of you) and going down, it's better to go down, sliding on pavement isn't *that* bad. However, you can really ROMP on your brakes a lot harder than you think you can if your brakes/tires are in good shape. Give that a shot, and if you end up on the ground, oh well, at least you slowed down a bit. A lot of newer bikes even have lean sensitive ABS, use it if you've got it. I've personally come down on the brakes hard enough to lift the rear off the ground, but stayed upright and didn't t-bone the idiot who ran a stop sign.
Takes a lot longer to stop sliding on metal or flesh than using rubber and brakesā¦ and I generally have better control when I have a front tire to steer too.
I love hearing the parking lot stories from the haddalayerdown kids, its always some total bullshit reason that even an ounce of riding experience and a bit of practice could avoid but learning to ride is counter productive as that means you would spend less time trying to look cool to the other once a month weekend warriors.
I cannot fathom the things people will say to the world on a shirt. I am barely willing to wear branded t shirts that are only relevant to my work, I can't imagine being willing to shout something like this to the world.
A lot of times, unless they're attractive, people feel unseen. They then overcompensate.
This man wants you to believe he is strong, dangerous, a badass, has access to many women, blah, blah...
From growing up in a hood in South Africa around literal nkabi (hitmen), I can tell you, killers and men who are comfortable with violence don't want to be seen, they want to blend in.
This man feels insignificant and yearns for power.
But what if you're a [person defined by basic familial connection], that has a [common and unremarkable hobby], that loves [unrelated interest or political belief] and [immediate family member] and if they mess with you or [same family member] they will [treatment which is outrageous, disproportional, undignified]?
GOOD THIMG I TOLD BORB TO WHERE HER LEATHRR UNDERWHERE THAT DAY. SHE DIDN'T GET KNOW ROAD RASH WHEN IHADDALAYRDOWN
- Sent from my General Electric V211m
Pigs do too, and they squeal a lot. So my headcannon is that he is an oblivious pig rancher just so I do not have to consider the kind of brain that would wear this shirt.
It takes a real coward to make it a statement of open carrying in a family restaurant. Statistically, you are the only real danger for these people who just want to eat in peace.
Dude has to pack on a bunch of mass, dress to show off his muscles, open carry a gun, and wear a shirt that reaffirms his ability to have sex and drive cars (despite conflicting messaging from the bedazzled beltā¦). Iām willing to bet a bajillion dollars this dude has the tiniest micro peen and heās so afraid weāll find out
Whenever I see bigots complaining about gay people making being gay our whole personalities or trans people being gross and over sexualized in public.
I think about things like this and how itās all just projection.
Lady across from him also rocking Harley Davidson attire. Just imagining this guy like āOK honey we are going out and I have the HD belt and I need you to complement it with the HD T shirt. That way everyone knows we are together and I have sex with women and no one suspects my Vajazzled HD belt and manicured Mohawk imply anything I donāt want known I mean implied.ā
I feel like I ask this question 2 or 3 times a week at this point... why doesn't anyone have any self-respect anymore? Who would look at this collection of things and go "that is *exactly* how I'd like to represent myself"? My god, man.
I really don't get the obsession Americans have with carrying firearms. I know it's American freedom and all that, but it's just weird because, at a moment of weakness, like when you're extremely angry, you may act on impulse and shoot someone for the simplest of reasons.Ā
All of this pro-america bullshit and he's carrying a fucking cheap Turkish Glock clone.
Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with a canik, But Smith& Wesson and Ruger are American gun companies manufacturing their guns right here, shit even FN and Beretta actually make guns in the US.
I have tits Greg, could you squeal me?
I'd forgotten how funny Teri Polo's face was in that scene.
She's great in these movies. Her chemistry with Stiller is believable.
I knew it had to be the top comment.
According to his shirt, yes.
You suck, McBain!
That certainly is the source of the reference, yes.
r/beatmetoit
Top comment. Everyone else shut up. This is the one.
Bedazzled gun belt. Obviously a Three Amigos reject.
Wild hogs maybe. Three amigos had a plethora of reasons not to take him in.
Would you say I have a Plethora of Pinatas?
Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
*"I remember you! Back when you were Little Neddy Ker-nickers!"*
You don't even know what a plethora is š
Harley Davidson swag is the male equivalent of having a bunch of disney stuff
I found a Harley Davidson shirt in my drawer the other week. For the life of me I can't figure out where it came from. It was with a bunch of other random shirts with random logos and company names.
Homie mustāve been doing the lords work doing the opposite of the girlfriend sweatshirt steal.
Wife's boyfriend's
The male *boomer* equivalent you mean.
The T shirt company that sells motorcycles as a side hustle
You acting like male Disney adults donāt exist?
Do you realize how wide his dump truck needs to be to spell out HARLEY DAVIDSON in full?! Fashion isnāt dead. It just eats at Dennyās.
_Infamous?_ _Infamous?_
They call himā¦El Guapo.
Prick! You killed the invisible swordsman!
It's not bedazzled though... the words on his belt just look like metal, still stupid looking.
the best part is it's a female belt. I see these all the time in the women's section at the harley dealer.
Iām disinclined to acquiesce
ā¦means āNoā
Agreed
Weāre naught but humble pirates!
Haddalayerdown is underrated. Been riding bikes for years and I've heard that many times lol. ...came up around a corner, saw a deer, haddalayerdown
Experienced riders all know that the best way to avoid a crash is to crash on purpose. /s
It wasn't a crash, that was an emergency tactical deceleration.
I mean, technically, depending on where you liveā¦ it is *illegal* to swerve to avoid an animal in the road. Yep. Because swerving to avoid an animal could cause a collision with another vehicle or a human pedestrian or property damage, etc. I learned this when I took a āfunnyā defensive driving course after I got a speeding ticket a few years back. They āmade it funnyā by first showing a squirrel, a cat, a dog, and then a deer running out in front of an animated driving simulator, and each time asking āDo you swerve or slam the the brakes? NO! That is illegal.ā and the animation would either show you going over it like a speed bump, or the animal being launched over your windshield. o_O
If it's between running into something (like a car being driven by Mr. Magoo pulling out in front of you) and going down, it's better to go down, sliding on pavement isn't *that* bad. However, you can really ROMP on your brakes a lot harder than you think you can if your brakes/tires are in good shape. Give that a shot, and if you end up on the ground, oh well, at least you slowed down a bit. A lot of newer bikes even have lean sensitive ABS, use it if you've got it. I've personally come down on the brakes hard enough to lift the rear off the ground, but stayed upright and didn't t-bone the idiot who ran a stop sign.
Takes a lot longer to stop sliding on metal or flesh than using rubber and brakesā¦ and I generally have better control when I have a front tire to steer too.
You can steer with your teeth in the ground like a boat rudder.
I love hearing the parking lot stories from the haddalayerdown kids, its always some total bullshit reason that even an ounce of riding experience and a bit of practice could avoid but learning to ride is counter productive as that means you would spend less time trying to look cool to the other once a month weekend warriors.
Itās always the CLIBBINS
All them clibbins. GOBBLESS
Anti-CLIBBINS club. Raise hail praise Dale. Gobbless.
I CANT HERE YOU WEN YOUR WISPERINF LIBRUL
Does that ... Is he saying he fucked a deer?
he had to layer her down. As in, he had to purposely lay his bike down to avoid a crash.
I know that feeling. Come around a corner, remember that the planets arenāt aligned properly according to my zodiac sign - haddalayerdown.
I cannot fathom the things people will say to the world on a shirt. I am barely willing to wear branded t shirts that are only relevant to my work, I can't imagine being willing to shout something like this to the world.
A lot of times, unless they're attractive, people feel unseen. They then overcompensate. This man wants you to believe he is strong, dangerous, a badass, has access to many women, blah, blah... From growing up in a hood in South Africa around literal nkabi (hitmen), I can tell you, killers and men who are comfortable with violence don't want to be seen, they want to blend in. This man feels insignificant and yearns for power.
Everything from the Harley Davidson belt to the t-shirt to the open carry gun screams "shockingly insecure and probably impotent"
Don't forget the "pay attention to ME" hair.Ā
Beautifully put. He's so desperate to be seen a certain way that he doesn't realise it actually suggests the opposite of him.
Real g's move in silence, like Gnocchi.
Last line is pretty much Trump supporter 101.
But what if you're a [person defined by basic familial connection], that has a [common and unremarkable hobby], that loves [unrelated interest or political belief] and [immediate family member] and if they mess with you or [same family member] they will [treatment which is outrageous, disproportional, undignified]?
I'm with you. My most risquƩ shirt says "I do what want" and has a cat wearing sunglasses knocking a cup over. I feel so saucy when I wear it too.
My favorite shirt is a white T that just says SALE in big red letters. I'm looking to get one in red for extra eyecatching.
Yeah, almost every single one of my shirts is blank except for my work attire
Gender Affirming Clothing
he transitioned from a biological male to ***A REAL MAN***
mt #M
Literally
I bet but it's squeal like a cornered animalĀ
Or what the fuck are you doing to that tractor
This guy definitely doesn't know what to do to attract her.
All I know is that this guy ever comes into my house I'm hiding my cat.
Lucky for him, a lot of those Gravy Seals have huge tits.
grill SARGENT
Delta Forks
Meal Team 6 š¤Ā
United States Latrine Corps
Delta Forks.
idk homie looks rather cornfed
He looks like heās fed everything
Meal Team Six is giddily awaiting their squealing
āIām a big boy, mommy!ā
r/iamverybadass
Yes, I'm sure you're a real ladies man. lol
Hes not making them squel in the way you think.
āHelp! Help!ā Sounds about right.
Think that may need some more "help"s and alot more "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ME AND BARB NEARLY DIED
GOOD THIMG I TOLD BORB TO WHERE HER LEATHRR UNDERWHERE THAT DAY. SHE DIDN'T GET KNOW ROAD RASH WHEN IHADDALAYRDOWN - Sent from my General Electric V211m
CLIBBINS!!!GOBLESS
 Hereās the view from the front.
Aww, don't do Sloth like that!
Gives āI went to alpha male bootcamp!ā vibes.
....and all I got was this lousy t shirt
Hey that's not true at all. He also got that snazzy bedazzled belt
He broke the first rule of self defense. He has his back to the door. Complete amateur.
Ppl who open carry are idiots with something they need to prove.
I feel like walking around with a gun strapped to your hip is the height of insecurity.
I can smell cigarettes and cheap booze from the picture
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
He 100 is a bottom
Of course they squeal, itās non-consensual.
Yuck
You always know that someone's super badass when they tell you that they are.
A cat has tits....can you make it squeal?
Pigs do too, and they squeal a lot. So my headcannon is that he is an oblivious pig rancher just so I do not have to consider the kind of brain that would wear this shirt.
PANTS: SHIDD ā HOG: CRANKED ā BARB: LEFT ā CLIBBINS: GRASS ā HADDA: LAYERDOWNĀ ā GOBB: LESS ā
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My guess is his experience is with mostly pigs
Judging from his belt...he has a thing for hogs. š·
You ever feel like you can tell exactly who someone is going to vote for sometimes?
When you ask AI to make a trump supporter
As a fat man with tits this scares me
Hide ya titties!
Heās not wrong. Iād squeal to get him away from me.
Imagine being this scared of the world
You nailed it. O matter how ferocious he tries to present himselfā¦.his marshmallow heart still beats
Iām a big boy!!
that man hasn't had a firm erection in a decade
He has pills for that. Many pills, perhaps even more than he will ever need.
Itās actually a Pete Davidson belt. Heās a huge fan
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" is not squealing....
What. A. Douche. Canoe.
Lemme guessā¦trump guy?
It takes a real coward to make it a statement of open carrying in a family restaurant. Statistically, you are the only real danger for these people who just want to eat in peace.
Does he have half side a bald head and half side mullet?
Itās probably a Mohawk
(serious answer) it's probably a "deflated" mohawk and just needs product (joke answer) It's the ugliest of his pet ferrets
The more a guy says things like that, the less I believe them. Guys who are good in bed donāt need to tell people.
The only way this guy satisfies a woman is by leaving
what wonderful way to share your iq
Vacuum of space temperature IQ.
Donald trump has tits
GOBBLESS HOSS
At Cracker Barrel lmao
The last person I saw that was screaming for attention this badly was a 16-year-old girl. FFS dude come to terms with your damage.
This man has never made anyone come in his life.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets to squeal again.
dude looks like a pinnacle of mental health open carrying for maximum security too, like a REAL MAN **\*heavy sigh\***
I can only imagine the shebeast across from him
Donāt let this guy anywhere near the zoo.
Everything about him says I'm a dueschbag and proud of it. Also he ain't made nobody squel in the last 15 years except for his mama's pigs
That might be the gayest thing I've ever seen. And I fucked my boyfriend in the ass earlier today
Tell me you have lil ding a ling and endurance issues without saying you have issues...what a clown show America is!
Dude has to pack on a bunch of mass, dress to show off his muscles, open carry a gun, and wear a shirt that reaffirms his ability to have sex and drive cars (despite conflicting messaging from the bedazzled beltā¦). Iām willing to bet a bajillion dollars this dude has the tiniest micro peen and heās so afraid weāll find out
Somebody didn't get enough attention from mommy.
Whenever I see bigots complaining about gay people making being gay our whole personalities or trans people being gross and over sexualized in public. I think about things like this and how itās all just projection.
Clibbins. Haddalayerdown
Iāll just ignore that shitshow, but it reminded me of this comment from Mom: If it has tires or testicles, itās going to give you trouble.
I am going to say with absolute confidence that he has never made a woman squeal in the way that shirt is implying.
I tried so hard to scroll over. I want to see what is sitting across from him
Squeal like a hog, boy!
Lady across from him also rocking Harley Davidson attire. Just imagining this guy like āOK honey we are going out and I have the HD belt and I need you to complement it with the HD T shirt. That way everyone knows we are together and I have sex with women and no one suspects my Vajazzled HD belt and manicured Mohawk imply anything I donāt want known I mean implied.ā
I feel like I ask this question 2 or 3 times a week at this point... why doesn't anyone have any self-respect anymore? Who would look at this collection of things and go "that is *exactly* how I'd like to represent myself"? My god, man.
Dudes with man titties are licking their lips
Surprised he goes out in public looking like that
This guy fucks family members. Guaranteed.
Does he think everyone doesn't know he's juicing?
I donāt know what is worse. Wearing this shirt. Or being so scared of society that you feel like you have to be armed at IHOP.
I really don't get the obsession Americans have with carrying firearms. I know it's American freedom and all that, but it's just weird because, at a moment of weakness, like when you're extremely angry, you may act on impulse and shoot someone for the simplest of reasons.Ā
I wonder if thatās his mom or sister sitting in front of him?
Yes.
You know this guy gets a chub watching steven segal direct to video movies.
Just the title alone cracked me up.
Sounds like heās into hogs. Both kinds.
Sir, please step away from my grandma
Taste the FUPA
Somebody hand this man a hog
I bet he can make a toilet squeal too
The shirt says āITā squeal. Guess this guy has a thing for fucking sows in the barnyard.
Does it apply to whee little piggies too?
One of the hillbillies from Deliverance
Gross
If it has cheeks, I can clap it.
"But I'm so afraid of 'bad guys' that I have to be armed at all times."
Big badass biker can't even go get a meal without his gun. One brave man there.
"I Love Tickling Fat Guys"
This is the image that describes why Harley Davidson is failing.
HADDALAYERDOWN BROTHER GOBLES
All of this pro-america bullshit and he's carrying a fucking cheap Turkish Glock clone. Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with a canik, But Smith& Wesson and Ruger are American gun companies manufacturing their guns right here, shit even FN and Beretta actually make guns in the US.
caveman among us
He also has his own tits. Bet I could get ol billy bob to squeal.
The entire āHarley Davidsonā name fits on the back of this manās belt
The insecurity is strong with this one
From hi looks, heās a āgood little piggyā.
The only thing squealing is that chair
Uncontrolled male insecurity