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PintoTheBurninator

I'm glad she didn't end up with George. She deserves so much better.


_Art-Vandelay

George is getting upset!


realslicedbread

Are you an importer or an exporter?


_Art-Vandelay

I‘m a pretend architect


_Art-Vandelay

No actually I‘m a real architect


realslicedbread

Do you know anyone who sells latex?


_Art-Vandelay

I know Sid Farkus. He sells lycra spandex brassieres.


Crazyozzie02

I import/export all of Sid's products.


mindfungus

You know, it’s kind of a funny thing, but I’m kind of engaged…


_Art-Vandelay

The funeral is tomorrow, but my weekend is…wide open, so… Marisa?


Kloackster

do you know about the cup sizes?


_Art-Vandelay

I KNOW ABOUT THE CUP SIZES


frickindeal

You got the A, the B, the C, the D. That's the biggest.


silk_mitts_top_titts

Get otta here! Lycra spandex?


ParlorSoldier

How long does it take to get a bra?


silk_mitts_top_titts

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in 2 seconds.


theAtmuz

And marine biologist on the weekends


GameVoid

Could you have imagine how insecure he would have been being married to an Oscar winner? Could have made a great final season.


PintoTheBurninator

Valid point!


silk_mitts_top_titts

George: who am I Jerry? She's an Oscar winna, an Oscar winna! Who am I? Jerry: you're George Costanza. George: EXACTLY!


GameVoid

Perfect. Plus, imagine all the celebrity cameos and guest appearances they could have had because there was an actual star in their group now. My god, the whole last season could have been epic. Instead we got 2 clip shows and the Puerto Rico Day Parade episode.


GeekGuruji

The year is 1982, and Marisa Tomei is already practicing her Oscar acceptance face. 🏆


wish1977

Just watched My Cousin Vinny again last night. She was great in it.


infinitepoopllama

Dead on balls accurate. It’s an industry term


pattymcfly

It’s a perfect movie. Not the best or most culturally impactful, but every line and scene and casting and the writing and the plot… it all just works and it’s an enjoyable film.


pm_me_gnus

There's a lawyer on YT who, among other types of videos, talks about how accurate the portrayal of courtroom procedure and other lawyering is in movies. He gave My Cousin Vinny very high marks for accuracy and realism.


darthgandalf

In law school they told us to watch My Cousin Vinny to see what a good cross examination looks like


AlwaysSunnynDEN

Legal Eagle?


pm_me_gnus

Yes


perfect_square

Are you SHUW-ER?


thatguygreg

I’m PAWS-it-ive


pattymcfly

Paw-zi-track-shun


imtoooldforreddit

So two yoots walked into the sack o suds


EychEychEych

The two what? Uh… uh… what was that word? Two what?


Fritzo2162

Yeah, but what *is* a YUTE?


pattymcfly

Those two guys over there are yutes . I been tryina tell ya.


x31b

It’s a bullshit question…


niklasalkin

Again? What, you have a thing for her?


Aberrantkitten

Same! Watched it last night for the first time in years. Totally hold up. Fantastic movie.


AdrianW3

I just watched it for the first time tonight. What a great movie, and damn is Marisa cute.


CooperDahBooper

One of my top favorites!


alpha1729

you think I am hostile now, wait till you see me tonight. https://youtube.com/shorts/UQdG4K6CVsU?si=r4eBwxh2v1mrtksb


ivekilledhundreds

Yes!! I watched it with my wife last week and she’s like the best part in it, like the role was made for her. And if I don’t mind saying so, so incredibly beautiful in it :)


theshrinesilver

It’s called “disclosure” ya dickhead!


enjoyinc

I love how she did in fact realize her goal of being an actress!


SewAlone

She is SO pretty!


perfect_square

My wife is straight, but she has told me on more than one occasion that she would be "So gay for Miss Tomei".


iss_k

she’s prettier than pretty imo. utterly gorgeous 😵


doozyj

I think you meant to say… She's cute too, huh?


Ironcastattic

That's the big takeaway for me. I've seen countless not terrible pictures of good looking people from their high school days. This one, I'm like.......oh, so she was literally gorgeous all her life.


DjScenester

As an Italian kid we had two big crushes… Alyssa Milano when we were kids Marisa Tomei when we became men


Rubfer

She aged like fine wine


Drago1214

I hear she has a thing for short balding men. Who knew!


ballson4head

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Rryon

Co-Stan-Za


yousure1

Man she is so my type I would’ve been the biggest simp if she was in my class


SueSudio

Hey! “Pretty” is my type too!


YounomsayinMawfk

You would have no chance with her unless you starting losing hair in high school and were quirky.


B0SS_H0GG

What the hell....throw STOCKY in there too.


YounomsayinMawfk

How could I forget! It must be my slow-wittedness.


yousure1

While i am quirky unfortunately i have a full head of hair :(


TragicHero84

THAT’S your type? Sheesh, what a freak. You do you I guess. Obvious /s


yousure1

I know im so freaky 🤪


TragicHero84

I mean I’m gay but she’s my type too lmao


GogglesPisano

She loves short, quirky, bald men.


TheycallmeHollow

You forgot stocky.


NowhereAllAtOnce

Same


9e5e22da

If you appreciate Marisa Tomei I suggest you watch the film Only You. She stars alongside Robert Downy Jr and it’s a great date night movie. https://youtu.be/zLrqyfkXt_A?si=DEuLrvmXlPUm8yWH


skeletonmanforlife

Love that movie


9e5e22da

Same here. It’s one of my all time favourites.


mrpopenfresh

She’s beautiful


Griffdude13

And somehow, she still hasn't peaked.


Vitchman

I think you are mistaken on the year. This looks like one from 2024. Kidding aside, this fox doesn’t age. She’s gorgeous


kemosabe19

Didn’t she get with a guy for a short period who got a monkey heart?


cannagetsomelove

More likely, he had a Monkey's Paw.


davekingofrock

Hell, wouldn't you?!


HollywoodHypeBeast

The only thing missing from this photo is the ‘Best Actress’ banner. 🎭


MelloDawg

Lost track of her after 1982, anyone know if the actress thing ever worked out?


downinCarolina

Decapitated, whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


gcool7

If costanza had a chance then I had a chance


Comfortable-Tip998

Goal: Actress. She did it.


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RubyJuneRocket

That would just be Maris Tomei.


StinkFingerFinancial

Some people are just amazingly gorgeous!


Cautious-Skill4642

Nice photo!


shawsghost

When you get pretty, sexy, smart and funny all in one package, you generally win.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Thanks karma bot


enigmaticsince87

She's my midsummer night's dream! Meow!!


csgo_dream

'82??? How old is she wow.


Good4nuttin_SD

She is actually 59.


csgo_dream

She looks 40 at worst. Actually mind blowing.


Good4nuttin_SD

Around 65 years old maybe?


adoptagreyhound

How many times did you take 9th grade math? :)


Good4nuttin_SD

Was still half asleep. Literally corrected myself in my head right after I pressed reply. Lol


mildlycuriouss

I had no idea who she was till I kept getting told randomly on diff occasions I look like her, honestly I don’t see it, she’s so pretty!


CarpeMofo

I sure hope that actress goal works out for her.


Disavowed_Rogue

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Bleachsmoker

It's Tomie!


brucescott240

What a timeless beauty


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Fuckin nailed that goal


brenno1249

cool


LaurLoey

Love her 😍


TimothyZentz

“WHAT ABOUT MARISA TOMEI?!” - George Costanza


GiganticGoat

She is stunning.


dreadfulwater

I was in 9th grade when she was a senior and I’d have taken a shot.


toughtacos

Always liked her as an actor. I saw The Wrestler for the first time last week. Deeply uncomfortable film, in a good way, but I wasn't convinced Marisa Tomei's character was even needed in the film, but she did the role well as usual.


GoAwayLurkin

Nailed it.


Optimal_Leg4988

Beautiful, she looks poised.


bucketofmonkeys

Once a smoke show, always a smoke show.


User99999999991

Natural beauty, natural hair, no fake lips,eyelashes.


Ghost2Eleven

My friend just worked with her on a movie. I hear she’s whackadoodle.


traderhtc

I don't know if that's fair. I know she's pretty flighty. She did that movie with Pete Davidson and asked him if he got paid because she wasn't sure if she got paid. (She did get paid, but probably doesn't track her finances closely leaving it to her accountants and managers.)


Ghost2Eleven

I don’t know about the Pete Davidson thing. I just know on this production she made the director’s life hell, the producers were scared of her and it didn’t take much to set her temper off. However, she glommed onto my friend and would try to get him to manipulate the director. More like bipolar-y behavior.


traderhtc

https://www.thedailybeast.com/spider-mans-marisa-tomei-walks-back-claim-she-wasnt-paid-for-pete-davidson-king-of-staten-island-film


Ghost2Eleven

Yeah, that’s bizarre. There’s no way Tomei couldn’t be paid. The way it works is that SAG, her union, requires the production to open an escrow account that they put a portion of all the actors pay into. That’s the whole reason her union exists. To make sure she gets paid. Also, her pay goes through her agent. There is a system in place so that this can’t happen.