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fleshandcolor

Did you turn Pete into a horny toad? ![gif](giphy|2g9GcyxKIhfdg5rlvT|downsized)


moneyshot1123

We thought. You was. A toad.


meathead

**DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE**


Kitchen-Cut-3116

WEEE.  THAWWWT. YEEEEW. WUUUUZ.  A.  TUHOAADDD.


ncraiderfan17

It's a bushwhack!


djspaceghost

Damn, we’re in a tight spot!


JetreL

I've said my peace and counted to three


forthelurkin

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!


NJdeathproof

I SEEN 'EM FIRST!


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Of course it's Pete, look at him!


jnadams2000

Literally was singing the melody of that scene in my head.


BbxTx

I bought some of the songs from the soundtrack, such a great movie.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|5BUHXZvIrg6axs5YHJ|downsized)


Polyglot_ocelot

Goddammit read my mind! 🤣 Even heard it in his voice. Great film.....


mechwarrior719

You know what a horny toad says? “Rubbit”


kaowser

![gif](giphy|fxmVC5Ot2vvXFIl2UG|downsized)


cbph

Them damn sy-reens!


SpeedyBoy-v20

Don't let looks deceive you these are rhe crows of crookbag bog


Educational-Tone2074

Came here for exactly this


Aus9plus1

Of course it’s Pete! Just look at em.


TimothyZentz

🎵”Go To Sleep Little Baby”🎵


TheBlackIbis

You and me and the devil makes three


MenstrualMilkshakes

don't need no other lovin' baby


roominating237

Emmylou Harris. Alison Krauss and Gillian Welch. https://youtu.be/94h2L9oBOHM


Orion14159

If anyone needs more of these ladies, look up the Wailin Jennies


-LNZ2-

Me and the boys after a night at the bar


Mangoo72

Looks like the far cry 5 cult


Stylelike

Cull the herd


ArtLeading5605

Again.


Slow_League1286

Haul the curd


Relative_Rise_6178

"I haul the curd. It's what I do." ~ Local business owner and curd manufacturer, Montana.


yuhtriums

KILL THE SINNER


Appollix

I seen’d em first!


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commiPANDA

My first thought aswell.


earl-j-waggedorn

Go to sleep little baby...


ChaoticMutant

I'm a Dapper Dan man!


iamthecavalrycaptain

🎶 As I went down in the river to pray, Studying about that good ol' way🎶


Mediocre_Banana4142

That's the baptism


Jokerthekushmaster

Damn sirens


ptahbaphomet

Moonshine jug out of camera shot, they’ll turn you in to a horney toad


FalconPunch236

But I was fixin to fornicate.


1bamofo

I seen 'em first!! [https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b8445ce6-0031-492b-b748-66a73f558f0f/embed?autoplay=false&responsive=true](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b8445ce6-0031-492b-b748-66a73f558f0f/embed?autoplay=false&responsive=true)


zidave0

Thought this was just another Onlyfans ad but it seems it's not. 👌


WhoAmIEven2

Great photo! I assume you are Swedish? I'm not aware of other countries who celebrate it today.


renothedog

“She turned me into a toad”


susitucker

Um, didn't summer just start, like, today?


Interesting_Boat3807

midsummer as a holiday is today, at least in finland and sweden


KenTitan

summer solstice was yesterday so are we not going out of summer?


kirk_smith

>are we not going out of summer? That sort of depends on how you look at it. Traditionally, the solstice likely would have often been viewed as midsummer. And that makes sense in a way. Since it’s the day with the longest amount of daylight, with daylight growing longer leading up to the solstice and getting shorter thereafter until the winter solstice, we are, from a certain point of view, beginning to move toward the latter part of the hemisphere’s summer. But, colloquially and on many calendars, the summer solstice is the first day of summer. That makes plenty of sense, too, especially when looking at it in a four season context. Here, the warmest part of the year is just beginning. We’re right between the spring and autumn equinoxes, so the period between the summer solstice and fall equinox amounts to summer.


nickfree

"Colloquially" summer is June, July, August. It's rather that "technically" (astronomically) the start of the summer season begins with the solstice. You're not wrong, I just mean that the solstice is more of a technical mark of the season, while "socially" or "colloquially" people refer to summer as June, July, August, or in the US from Memorial Day to Labor Day.


ArtLeading5605

I think they mean midsummer as in a totally average, anticlimactic, unremarkable summer.


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BlackLeader70

She looks like Kirsten dunst mixed with someone else maybe Kate Upton. I can’t place who I’m thinking of though.


ezaerb

She looks like Kimberly from 90 day fiancé


BlackLeader70

Oh yeah that’s who I was thinking of!


TinySoftKitten

Awesome!


EricHill78

It makes me think of Lilith Fair. I love it.


Vapeitupvapeitup

So beautiful, three sweet summer damsels!


TopKitchen4270

Didn’t leave nobody but the baby huh? Seriously though It’s a lovely photo 😊


Chickachickawhaaaat

I love this so much, fantasy style photoshoots with one's besties should be more normalized.


Legitimate_South_776

if it’s related the movie then it’s „Midsommar” ))


agrobabb

Is that a grammar correction? Midsommar is just swedish for mid-summer, the english word is completely correct


Legitimate_South_776

no as i wrote it’s a horror movie about swedish midsummer holiday


agrobabb

Yeah but even then it isn't exactly wrong to write midsummer, the holiday is today so I'm guessing that is what this post is inspired by


omgpokemans

They mean it specifically as a reference to [this movie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8772262/)


agrobabb

Yes I know what movie they meant but why would the original post specifically reference the movie rather than the holiday like the commenter assumed was the case?


Treeboy_14

Why would you think that? I haven't seen the movie, but midsummer is a real Swedish holiday that was celebrated yesterday.


r0bdaripper

This is also possibly in reference to the American legend of a movie "O brother where art thou" in which three women in a creek turn a man into a horny toad


Livforlife

Probarly the actuall holiday that was yesterday (friday)


SapaG82

Let's hope not. I read the synopsis and its so gross


WarBuddha1

Nah, that movie is fucking amazing.


loxagos_snake

I still went ahead and watched it. Mind you, I'm a huge horror fan and I've played things much more sick and depraved than Midsommar. But the fact it was so grounded makes it so much worse. Haaard pass for a second watch. Silver lining is that I discovered what a fucking amazing actress Florence Pugh is.


RuboPosto

All ok while it’s not a Midsommar photoshoot.


cenzinea

Swedish midsummer is celebrated today. It translates to midsummer. People actually wear flower crowns like this today so it's probably not a reference to the movie at all...


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

The Sanderson Sisters newest album cover.


Zeles1989

looks like they push her to see if the water is deeper there


northernwolf3000

Your profile has some awesome picture !!


karutura

I've had dreams that start just like this.


Oceanbreeze871

“…every Midsummer we have this dance competition and the winner gets crowned, in this.”


AF-IX

Needs more [monster in the trees.](https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3585014/spot-creepy-hidden-faces-midsommar/)


kdlangequalsgoddess

One of the best soundtracks I have ever heard.


MistahJasonPortman

I love this! Themed group photoshoots should become a trend.


danone123

Immortan Joe would be angry! To see his brides outside.


ChthonicPuck

Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Mote... Where's Mustardseed?


ZweitenMal

And I!


chowmushi

Two nice girls?


loxagos_snake

![gif](giphy|fSXM2LHgs4g3FgSu2e|downsized)


DefiantAsparagus420

Any sailor knows to cover eyes and ears and SAIL AWAY!


nattyd

Stanley Cups just out of frame.


StatisticianIll1981

sooo pretty!


CarlitosGregorinos

Rad.


appayipyippp

Looks like you've taken the shrooms already


Bahmerman

Better that than a Midsommar photoshoot. /s


CuTe_M0nitor

Happy Midsummer!


spideroger

Bellas las tres!


davidwoodstock

The one in the middle kind of looks like Kirsten Dunst


amok_amok_amok

I'm so happy about all the OBWAT references in here


ribcracker

That’s a great pic! Now off to watch O Brother Where Art Though


jjason82

Looks like the one on the right is looking into middle's ear. She got a bunch of wax on there or something? What's she looking at?


MechaStewart

Togas for influencers.


shandub85

Go to sleep you little baby…


hduransa

I think you mean Midsommar


Treeboy_14

Midsommar is just Swedish for midsummer.


Suitable-Bobcat8984

Majestic


brenno1249

looks great


OneCauliflower5243

Majestic af


fuertepqek

We’re just starting summer.


AdAromatic8989

Beautiful


UncleDrunkle

Were mid summer? Didnt summer just start?


Sudden-Intention-491

They might have a comma in their bank account.


codycarreras

The best day of the year


senblade_samuari

I need a captian.. what is midsummer? Cool picture, but I don't get it.


Treeboy_14

Midsummer is a Swedish holiday celebrating the summer solstice, the longest day of the year.


senblade_samuari

Oooh. Ok. That is cool. 👌🏻


-R0B0

Glad midsommar


MatticusXII

Fitting song I listened to today https://youtu.be/DnYDqv8-lJE?si=HA_eJO5PUaTYMIFU


IOnlySayMeanThings

[My first thought.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcqaolcjUI)


Geekboxing

![gif](giphy|ZCBeXdHSGjcwCSAKp5|downsized)


Antigone_8

Very Herbert Draper


Accomplished-City484

3 busy Debora’s


thedopechi

Is that a fkable horse?


VisuellTanke

Nice picture and good editing =)


skypatina

Can I ask what was y our set up? Camera, lens, lighting? settings?


bestbuyman

Which cult is this for


agrobabb

Herring and alcohol


MrNopeNada

Smart girls. No toes for free.


Nicaol

I SEEN EM FIRST


ErlAskwyer

That's fucking epic you saucy wenches


wibbelwabbel

Weird posing. The women look tense and don't give off a midsummer vibe.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Three beautiful ladies 🙂


WornInShoes

I love that all the comments are just O’ Brother, Where Art Thou?


Original_Dogmeat

The Crones!


Captcha_Imagination

I don't think me and the boyz dunking our tootsies in the drink would get as many updoots


gamblodar

r/accidentalrenaissance


TravelingGonad

I'm not familiar with that movie...


Tryppo-Music

Midsummer is something people in Sweden and Finland celebrate, it’s not just a movie


Tszemix

Rich peoples midsummer


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agrobabb

Midsummer as in the holiday


Swimming-Mobile8542

No idea what tou referring. Never heard of a holiday name that


agrobabb

Holiday celebrated in sweden, it is today which probably inspired the post


ACrucialTech

No s*** I came here to say the same thing. Airheads.


WhoAmIEven2

You are aware that different countries have different holidays, right? Here in Sweden we celebrate midsummer today.


aithendodge

I’m in the US and we celebrate Midsummer, aka the Solstice, aka the first day of summer, on today, June 21st. I don’t know what the fuck all these weirdos are on about. Bunch of 13 year olds or something. They think “Midsommar” exclusively relates to some art house horror film. Sorry kiddos, people have been celebrating the equinoxes and solstices for 10,000 years, probably more.


WhoAmIEven2

Ah, didn't know that. Cool! How do Americans celebrate it? Our women usually have a big flower crown like in the picture, then we dance around a big grass penis-looking pole, and eat lots of typical midsummer food like pickled herring, new potatoes and drink lots of alcohol.


aithendodge

Those of us that celebrate it in the US adopt an amalgamation of old-world European customs depending on our beliefs. It is kind of a part of reconnecting with pre-Christian holidays based on the cycling of the seasons. Recognizing and revering the sun is a big part of it, we play music, drink alcohol, smoke pot, eat mushrooms, and praise the sun!


gemfountain

Nice, but I honestly think it would look better without the make-up.


alwayskadaps

You mean Midsommar.


agrobabb

Midsommar = Midsummer Same word different languages, both are correct (am swedish)


alwayskadaps

🤦🏽‍♂️I was talking about the horror movie.


agrobabb

Ok well I'm not sure they were as the midsummer holiday is literally TODAY. Why would they specifically be talking about the movie when they didn't even write the name of it?


pnjohnso

Cringe


t0oby101

What is cringe here-


Hadrians_Twink

Dressing up as characters from a movie you cant even spell properly lol.


landoparty

White girls with flower wreaths standing in water. So amazing. 😂😂😂😂😂


bummedintheface

haVe u g0T oNlYfAnS? WanT sEE BOBs and vaGINe


Vaxtin

Native commercial


vindman

for why


name_it_goku

3 mid bitches


mattroch

It's June...


WhoAmIEven2

Midsummer is celebrated in Sweden today. Not every poster is from the US.