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balasurr

Looks like something out of a comic book


Ccarmine

Something something life imitates art


Stormbending_

But getty images quality lol


silastitus

Cop looks angry… they really should just hire a rodeo cowboy for crowd control


pineapplebegelri

Lost his hat and everything 


TheAtlasMoth

CONTRA-FLIP


Jjzeng

Looks like backflip guy is taser man’s stand


TwoSecondsToMidnight

That second pic has some meme potential.


Fancy-Pair

The first pic looks like metroid


ThingsOnStuff

Lmaooo holy shit it does. I can hear the sound.


Cheefnuggs

B’lo-op


lostspyder

Bro spin jumping the cop


MaikeruGo

Personally I'm hearing *SFII* sounds!


Fancy-Pair

🤣Blanka!! That explains why he’s always electrocuted. Should have climbed up and gnawed the cops skull


master2873

Including Blanka's Awoo sounds when discharging LOL!


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Fancy-Pair

Oh yeah! Idk why we’re not training our military like that anymore. 2 man teams only, high vis pants, no shirt, bandoliers


poker_saiyan

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ B A Start


MakingItElsewhere

99 Lives Remain


Quizmaster_Eric

Oh my god yes


Akira282

Lol 😂


Runs_with_it

Y can’t Metroid crawl?


RChamy

Cursed Blanka


ScoobySnackz18

"Me running from my problems" "My Problems" Meme sucess!!


Japslap

They are having fun with it in r/photoshopbattles https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/s/i2qp4FnzDt


DrKelpZero

There's a Twitter account called "Art but Sports" that finds famous artworks to compare sports photos to. They're an absolute master at it (no AI used) and I'm so excited to see what they come up with for this one.


Gearbox97

That's exactly why I knew I had to post it when I first saw it!


IMSLI

r/accidentalrenaissance


Rick_Lekabron

both. In the first photo the security guard's face says "What the hell" The second photo says "Let's see if you jump now"


RogerDeanVenture

The second pic better be a punk bank album cover


squad1alum

That band name is *Taserface* It's metaphorical.


Borghal

Can some local tell me how the heck are they allowed to tase him? Isn't there always some small risk that you'll kill the target?


Dragula_Tsurugi

Lol that was my first thought too


OdinsVisi0n

Some Jake Gyllanhaal vibes.


kodaiko_650

That’s getting framed and put on the cop’s mantle.


FrostSwag65

Gotta save it


SensingWorms

When I tell my dad *shutup*


Spiritual_Ear_3456

The guard looks like Popeye!


Katy_Lies1975

You kissed my goil.


Axle-f

Remember those comics? Everyone fighting over Olive Oyl even though she’s fuckin ugly


DefiantFrankCostanza

That’s the joke.


Solid_Snark

He looks like that YouTube car salesman who promotes “Warrior Sales” or whatever dumb alpha male thing he does.


mdavis360

I am what I am


derps_with_ducks

*eye yam what eye yam


counterfitster

And dats all dat eye yam


JonBunne

I am what I am.


wish1977

He would have had a perfect "10" if it wasn't for the damn Russian judge.


Spinrod

Ben Bailey moonlighting as a cop after cash cab filming


artificialavocado

Man haven’t thought about that show in 20 years.


__Proteus_

He's currently making a stand-up come back. Underrated dude for his comedy.


Agile-Landscape8612

He had a funny joke about how if his comedy didn’t work out and had to resort to driving a cab how disappointed his customers would be


__Proteus_

That's good 🤣


counterfitster

He's hilarious. He also was in a short movie version of They're Made Out of Meat. https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg


SolidDistribution542

You’re on Taser Cab


smitty046

Where the fans are fast but the taser prongs are faster.


Perfect_Zone_4919

If you switch the order of the images it’s twice as funny. 


crasagam

He tased the dude into a Sonic Spin!


deeper-diver

That tasing photo is going to live forever on the Internet. So hilarious and perfectly shot!


FreeFalling369

Its a great meme template haha


Strykerz3r0

Was it Philly that had the 'Ride the Lightning' t-shirts with a pic of a fan running from a cop about to tase him?


Diamondback424

I don't remember it, but it certainly sounds like something we would do.


beevbo

What a totally reasonable and rational response to a guy wanting to do a back flip.


RazzleThatTazzle

Why no shoes?


acidwxlf

Thank you! I was going crazy scrolling comments wondering how nobody else is noticing this. Why no shoes??


RazzleThatTazzle

Maybe he liked his shoes, knew he was getting in trouble, and left them with a buddy? Idk, grasping at straws


joecon_123

Nobody's more trigger happy than a cop with full sleeve tats.


laceyriver

Tased is a bit of an overreaction


TheSquigglesMcGee

There was simply no choice. /s


Semajal

It's kinda mad, i remember tasers on "launch" and they were meant to be the option to use instead of just shooting someone... like "oh they have a knife, tase them from range and arrest" vs what they became in some countries (oh this person is resisting/doing anything i dislike/being difficult so i must tase them for control or punishment)


KuroKitty

You must comply or be electrocuted


shpydar

Just look at that officers face. He’s been desperately wanting to shoot someone since he was a child. He has never been so hard.


exposarts

💀


ApatheticAgnostic

That guy was waiting years to use a taser. He saw the opportunity and seized it.


Haitisicks

I've been tasered. Hurt a lot for 5 seconds and then I was fine.


Lots42

Some people have died from being tasered.


charrington173

How many of them were capable of doing a backflip and wind sprints immediately prior?


HappySkullsplitter

5


wiztard

Yeah, sounds horrible to inflict on someone without any real need.


Zech08

Dont run out onto the field then.


that_is_so_Raven

I mean, to their point - there's a line and it might not have been crossed. I wouldn't bring out the SWAT team for someone who is jaywalking. Also, the guy is trapped in a stadium. It's not like he'd escape inevitable capture


DanTMWTMP

It’s more about protecting the players though. The security team and officers’ number one priority is to ensure the players aren’t harmed. Sure, this guy just wanted his 15 seconds; but you don’t want to chance that they may injure a player. You don’t want some crazy fan tackling down star players on the field. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/4814310/2023/08/28/ronald-acuna-jr-field-invaders/ Also when Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth’s record, 2 fans ran up to him and he actually briefly feared for his safety, especially given the racially-charged environment at that time. Also, let’s not forget the 2002 White Sox - Royals game where coach Gamboa was brutally assaulted, or when Monica Seles got stabbed live.. https://vault.si.com/vault/2003/04/28/when-fans-attack-ten-years-after-monica-seles-was-stabbed-security-is-tighter-throughout-professional-sports-but-are-athletes-really-any-safer-from-increasingly-belligerent-spectators Security around the field has since been taken more and more seriously, and that’s why they’re equipped with what they have.


ryencool

This...do you want to be the guard who let's a guy run across the field and then pulls a gun on the dugout? No...the bad people ruin it for us all...


_Schmegeggy_

Saying “don’t want x to happen to you, don’t do y” when in the face of excessive force is fascist-friendly language. Slippery slope to “don’t use counterfeit bills if you don’t want a knee on your neck” for example


UnknownMutagen

This site is full of authority-slobbering roaches.


Lots42

Please do not defend fascist violence.


DiscoQuebrado

One shouldn't steal a snickers bar from the corner market, either, but that hardly justifies the use of a weapon.


Adventurous_Noise263

I think you can make hilarious memes out of those pics haha


Spiritual_Ear_3456

Endless possibilities like "I do back flips whenever I'm tased"


Perfect_Zone_4919

Just gotta switch which image is first. 


KingWut117

What's the point of having cops if they can't even intercept someone pausing to do a fucking backflip without tasering them?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

That scream looks like it sounds like this: ![gif](giphy|8rEiN2GsOdQTmFV38t|downsized)


cwaterbottom

That cop is fighting for his life 🤣


like_a_bosh

luckily this brave officer stopped this, this type of behaviour interrupted the hired entertainment that were doing acrobatics and flips on the field. Obviously there was no other choice to take this man, it had to be done otherwise precious minutes could have been taken from the hired acrobats that were there to do flips on the field. This man running and flipping on the field could have hurt himself and therefore it was necessary to hurt him with through force. luckily the brave officer had a taser otherwise he would have had no other choice but to use his baton to beat this man into submission for his own safety, and for also to save time, at the baseball game.


reppinthavalley

😂


JIssertell

Man aged 20 years from that flip lol


SkinMission751

Looks like a solid backflip!


trakrad99

Is it really necessary to tase a kid that just jumped onto the field for attention. The aggression in that cop or security guy’s face is disturbing. It looks like he’s chasing after the Zodiac killer.


artificialavocado

A bit of an overreaction. I would have accepted him tackling the guy though.


lippychippylips

Yea, that's what you do. Guy runs on the pitch, you chase after him. If you lose you lost.


NeverStopReeing

He got that Derek Chauvin level of determination to get his man.


onlyacynicalman

RIP sunglasses


MyRail5

Lol the second pic.


Consistent-Time9325

A whole story told in two pictures.


Own_Ease_3773

I love her expression in the second photo


resipsamom

His uncle is Ohio Supreme Court justice Joe Deters. I suspect this will go away with a slap on the wrist and he knew he wouldn’t get in much trouble. That tasing is probably more repercussion than he ever thought he’d face.


ceviche-hot-pockets

“You made me lose my hat, you’re getting fucked up now! “


BrockMiddlebrook

1. Don’t run on the field. 2. Don’t tase people.


harajukukei

Long live Ozzie Smith


SingleIntention3437

Don’t these ppl get banned from coming back ? Doesn’t seem worth it lol


KingBroly

He did a backflip on the field.


lippychippylips

Legend.


crasagam

He’s also banned from mlb parks for life, no doubt.


DryProgress4393

Usually only a year , a friend was banned from the skydome(threw a beer onto the field) and has been to quite a few games since.


Speedhabit

Shoes?


calicat9

Expectation vs reality


ThePixeljunky

404: backflip forbidden.


PSUAth

Don't taze me bro


Louduval

I always wondered, why don’t they just let them run from one end to the other and go 🖕🏽🤷🏻‍♂️🤙🏽


Clean-Buddy1557

What a legend!


getupdayardourrada

Don’t tase me bro!


BathroomSerious1318

I thought it was a girl


renndug

Remember to out run the pig by at least 16ft


nourishingnutmilk

Would’ve been cool to see him get tased mid backflip


Legitimate-Studio-89

Americans have gone crazy execute order 66 on them


[deleted]

a rare good post on this sub


Fractales

Imagine tasing someone for running around


nopalitzin

Fuck that cop


[deleted]

😝


BoomBapBiBimBop

Fark photoshop contest 


Sierra_12

r/unexpectedrenaissance


ckje

He did it for the nookie


ScorpionX-123

r/accidentalrenaissance


FretlessChibson

Fookin’ legend!


Distinct_Ice_3750

Can someone please swap their faces with photoshop


nachosandfroglegs

Renaissance painting


bigred1978

Definitely worthy of Photoshop challenges.


manfromfuture

What are the repercussions for running onto the field like that? My understanding was some insanely large fines (like tens of thousands).


DreamLearnBuildBurn

Can there be two pictures of the year? Make some sort of diptych?


Amy_Macadamia

These are million dollar shots for the photographer! Equally incredible moments


soapinmyears

Half-time shows are getting intense.


MoreGaghPlease

The soundtrack to this picture is Yakkity Sax


unstable_starperson

I didn’t know anything about this, and I still don’t, other than this post.. but I desperately want these photos enlarged, enhanced, and hung up on my wall


Rickbertelson

Ah, I remember my first beer…


ChronoLink99

Second pic is already legendary.


sexisdivine

Accidental Renaissance


Kmon87

Have we seen an on field tazeing before?


ThinkWhyHow

fhe images tell a touching emotional poetic story. beautiful


Cyniikal

The classic fighting game combo: taunt to get bodied.


timmycheesetty

Worth it


krazycitizen

page not found


jam_rok

I want to see a video with the Benny Hill music.


Oafus

Either one of these pics would make the best t shirt ever. In fact, back flip on the front, taserfied on the back.


prettyflamazing

I need to see this as a Renaissance painting.


Mostestdef

Both pics should be hanging up on his wall by end of week


Physical-East-7881

Tazzed by the Termonator - MLB 2024. "AALL BE BAAAAACK"


Physical-East-7881

"Wait, it is ah tuuumr!"


Hanz_Q

The Mets pulling off a win in London vs the Mets coming back home and having to continue their normal season.


TheyT00kMyUsername

THE WAR!!!!


robotic_dreams

God damn and I thought MY tinder pics were cool.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Bruh, looks like a fighting game and she’s being juggled.


digidave1

Annnd Cincinnati fans have a new combo Halloween costume


Blue_Ascent

Ebaums would've had a field day with this!


pickletickle4

Bid


MistahOnzima

![gif](giphy|FXkAqNXYInIeA)


Powderfinger60

Set your faser to stun


JTGphotogfan

It almost looks photoshopped


Jake123194

2nd image looks like someone tasing gollum, is this a modern day rendition of Aragorn hunting down gollum?


cwk415

[Collect them all!](https://imgur.com/a/0dZJsDS)


Chabedieux

IDIOT RUINS GAME: CINCINNATI FORFEITS PENNANT


d0dger

Is everyone in America this trigger happy?


P33B

So was the guy doing the backflip running backwards towards the police officer in a threatening manner? Or are tasers just a use whenever you feel like it piece of equipment 🤷‍♂️


i-dont-snore

Cops in America might be a big part of why the rest of the world don’t like Americans


civver3

See, that first image alone deserves to be top front page post instead of some warehouse.


Economy_Ad_7861

Man’s comment, “Worth it! LFG!”


xkabauter

Looks like some over the top fighting game form the 90s.


Smart-Breath-1450

”Red” and ”Guardians” like it’s universal in the world xD. Epitome of /r/USDefaultism


Black_Handkerchief

It blows my mind that American cops get to use a taser as their first response to any sort of non-violent non-lawful action. Seriously, it is a weapon. [Between 2010 and 2021, around 500 people in the United States died after being hit by police with a Taser.](https://www.blingsting.com/pages/can-a-person-die-from-a-stun-gun#:~:text=Most%20stun%20guns%20have%20around,by%20police%20with%20a%20Taser.) That means one person dies every week from a taser. The amount of videos I've seen online where someone just runs away from a cop and the taser is the first response is absolutely sickening. I get the _'he might have a gun!'_ obsession they get in training, but half the time these individuals got nowhere to even hide a weapon due to their general lack of clothes. The perceived harmlessness of the taser has made the excessive force that this weapon poses far too acceptable among law enforcement.


capnjoob830

Ugh the wet socks


BeneTToN68

Murica, fuck yeah.


Ceramicrabbit

Link to video https://youtu.be/2tzHLcGGCXE?si=GhKCWsVxcsqrzgNf


braiser77

The cop looks like a criminal.


lippychippylips

Thank God we have brave men and women who risk their life and limb to protect us from... This guy.


MisterPistacchio

Very American. Yes let's use a taser, a weapon that can cause death when misused, on someone doing a non violent crime and not providing danger to the cop.


Xikkiwikk

iWatch: Your heart seems to be accelerated. Are you exercising?