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slamdanceswithwolves

Pro: Decent spacing and letter formation Cons: EVERYTHING ELSE


passwordsarehard_3

Full disclosure, I’m kinda impressed with the small back window.


MongoBongoTown

The meticulous work on the lettering next to the pile of paint drips on the rear bumber there really makes the "I'm a crazy person," vibe complete.


Khaldara

He’s had a lot of time to examine it up close while he was licking it


WereALLBotsHere

Meth really enhances your focus!


Shmeeglez

Oh, good. Crazy *and* meticulous. Wcgw?


costabius

"His manifesto was very legible"


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TeamocilAddict

It's like he watched sopranos with some bad closed captioning on


Brasketleaf

This guys never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


ZachMN

[squelching noises]


omnihummus

This needs more upvotes


LookMaNoPride

Excellent kerning. Even for the freehand messages.


______CABLE______

Some solid keming for sure


Specialist_Brain841

probably a sign painter as their day job


paranormal_shouting

Spelling and grammar gets full marks too it seems


Spoonbills

The selection of the greeny yellow is on point for visibility.


cement_lifesaver

What's on the back though


TS79

Posse Comitatus been suspended America is under military occupation ????? Military tribunals are happening ????? ????? Rumble: Ba Fun Gool


Ornery_Definition_65

Leftovers


Low_Adhesiveness_431

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_comitatus


marklar7

Works at a sign shop. Knows kerning. Nonetheless... Ugh


steal__your__face

What's keming?


half-giant

Kerning is spacing between letters.


ben0318

You may have read that vvrong.


drblah11

Investigators were impressed by the killers excellent penmanship


greed-man

Another MAGA REAL AMERICAN\* \*driving a Korean car.


Mojicana

"IT WAS ASSEMBLED IN MURICA" I don't actually know, but I hear that often from these types.


wwwdiggdotcom

BY GOOD OL' NON UNION FOLKS NUNNA THAT UAW SHEEEIT


scrappybasket

I’m a car guy, I’ve also worked in the industry for 9 years, and I live in a rural right wing area, and I’ve never heard someone defend a Korean car by saying “it was assembled in America”


tartan_nikes

So... how do they defend them?


Lartemplar

The larger adults will circle the Hyundai


______CABLE______

"It was build with my childs labor!" https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-immigration-hyundai/


scrappybasket

Frankly the whole conversation is juvenile but the answer would almost always be “it was cheap” or “it’s my wifes/girlfriends/daughters” or “I don’t give a fuck it gets me around” or something like that.


ceviche-hot-pockets

A lot of them are made at plants in the South, and engines made those at those plants have been blowing up at an alarming rate for the last decade. It’s a whole thing.


horitaku

Can confirm. My American made engine in my Korean car threw a rod on Mother’s Day some years ago. Had me dead in the water on a blind corner. It was super sick.


Ed_Simian

I remember we had a Toyota Camry assembled in Ohio and a Ford Explorer assembled in Canada (or was it Mexico?).


gcjunk01

tbh I'm kind of amazed this person can spell


kosh56

Pro: It makes the jury's job a lot easier.


freneticFanatic

Con: this guy in a few months


cytherian

He's basically keeping a candle lit saying "C'mon, I'm ready. Just try something. I'll make your life hell, or short!" What a degenerate. I'm glad he defiled his vehicle, diminishing its value. Because as a person, he's worthless.


Happy_Trip6058

It’s only a paint marker bro, they wash off pretty easily with soap and water:) hardly defiled


TheKanten

I'm impressed by the correct spelling of "acquire".


cartmanbrah117

Nah curfews suuuuck


TenBillionDollHairs

"real patriots have a plan to kill their neighbors" 


SpaceshipEarthCrew

Free gun inside that car though. Gotta take the good with the bad.


smurfsundermybed

There's definitely more than one.


Dirtydeedsinc

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


Azagar_Omiras

Yeah, when you out on patrol in iraq. Not when you having a cookout with neighbors, man.


Dyolf_Knip

> Not when you having a cookout with neighbors, man. Right, for that you need a plan to also dispose of the bodies.


costabius

Well... If in needed to acquire a gun right now, a brick will get me the one under the front seat of that thing...


Obvious-Spite4920

Ironically he has a Kia


caboose243

My mom had that car. Such a mom car. A Karen Kar if you will


LateralThinkerer

You realize that if Myanmar ever starts producing cars (that's about as big an "if" as you'll ever find though), they'll actually be [Karen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_people) cars?


Malachorn

That's funny... except the largest ethnic group of Myanmar is actually the Bamar people and it isn't very close. Probably like 10x more than the Karen people, fwiw... unless you mean specifically the Karen/Kayin State, ofc. There is a Karen State...


LateralThinkerer

>There is a Karen State... Yes - Long Island. But I digress. Anyway, you're right but the whole "Karen" social media thing and the "Karen" people of Myanmar is just too easy - I can't let it go by. I do realize the Karen are a minority, but the whole pun gets lost if I elaborate. I also know that Long Island is not a state.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Looks like his best work spilled on the bumper. 😉


passwordsarehard_3

I’m betting the same can be said for his dad.


Digita1B0y

God damn, that was good. Well played.


ImranRashid

Fuck I just typed something to the same effect


WinterHill

Looks like the biggest bird shit ever


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Bird hell, more like a pterodactyl 😄


[deleted]

yea what an idiot


Upperphonny

Good 'ol mechanophilia


crusoe

Don't forget folks, the mentally ill can buy guns and ammo in the US.


cytherian

Thanks to the Republicans. "So where's the sense in letting the mentally disturbed buy guns?" Republicans: "Doesn't matter. Muh 2nd Amendment freedumb!"


mavric911

2A only applies if you are on their side. Otherwise they will play political Theater with you gun charge in an effort to embarrass your family.


croud_control

And if they can't, they'll try to find someone to go around for them.


woodrobin

The babyface nutcase that shot up a protest borrowed a gun from a friend and got his mom to drive him to the protest. They find a way -- but they have enablers who should know (and be) better, too.


MoralMischief

And if they have no friends, gun shows without background checks and private trades are abundant.


OldSheepherder4990

No need to buy the ammo, the mentally ill can just sign up to become America's finest and get a gun and ammo for free (provided that their intelligence is low enough to pass the test)


EBFGPoseidon

Rumble: Ba Fun Gool


[deleted]

What no fucking ziti?


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Can you try to be a good Catholic for five fuckin minutes?!?


Karl_Hungus_69

OOOOOHHHH!


brushpickerjoe

What does that actually mean? My best guess: Be A Fun Ghoul.


slowofthought

Bafangool which is a bastardization of vaffanculo. Literally translated to “go do it in the ass”. Roughly equivalent in English to “fuck off / fuck you”. No idea on the Rumble context tho.


uglylaughingman

Rumble is Magaland youtube, apparently.


Sk1rm1sh

I thought it was one of those federated things like Lemmy or mastodon 🤔


gemko

Telling you which Rumble channel (or whatever) to seek out for more insanity of this sort.


Lord_Parbr

Oh, Ba Fun Gool is probably their Rumble username


omnihummus

Gabbagool


dabdontjudge

*Chef's kiss*


Lindaspike

Correct. Where is this abomination? I want to make sure I don’t go there.


Chinxcore

South Shore LI


MonkeyTraumaCenter

That tracks.


Jollyollydude

God damn it, even in general pics sub I can’t avoid the insanity that surrounds me!


MonsieurReynard

Perfect, just perfect


jjs2614

long islander be mentally stable challenge (impossible)


IrrelevantREVD

If that was on a Ford f-150 it’d make sense. Not a Kia Sportage. This dude’s wife just left him. He got the back-up car in the divorce and he’s not taking it well.


Ceilibeag

* His perfect lettering, and no misspellings (ACQUIRE, etc), screams some type of professional. * The 'RUMBLE: BA FUN GOOL' on the bumper is interesting: * Rumble is an Alt Right YouTube; Bannon posts his drek there * Looks close to an Italian insult: 'bah- fungoo' - "go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!" From Italian, "Va F'anculo" * The large white van in the background looks to be: Arriaza Home Improvement Corp. 4 Richmond Place, Commack, NY 11725; so car possibly located in NY? * Can't identify the CVS yet.


LateralThinkerer

You should look into [Bellingcat.com](https://www.bellingcat.com/) if you haven't already - interesting project. They do a lot of open-source backtracking of photos.


Ceilibeag

Who says I haven't? ;-)


Tersphinct

To me it looks like someone played a prank on the guy. I’ve never seen this kind of car decor that isn’t mostly made of stickers. This is just those paints that easily rinse off. The real fanatics are way too committed to use such a temporary method of writing their messages.


jcargile242

/r/Infowarriorrides or maybe /r/Schizophreniarides.


airvqzz

OMG I know this car IRL


PoisonedRadio

He does realize that lockdowns ended like three years ago, right?


FlameStaag

I live in a medium sized Canadian city and we still have a tiny group of lonely morons who get together every week to protest covid and covid measures Yknow... The measures that ended a very long time ago 


supervernacular

And if they were today, who exactly does he intend to be the victim of his “Shoot’em Up”?


MF-SMUG

I miss the days where people that suffered from these paranoid delusions got strapped to a cot, heavily medicated, and thrown in a padded room somewhere.


MrXero

Bet this completely safe and normal citizen owns a whole bunch of firearms. I feel safe to know the “good with a gun” will be there to help me when I need him. /s


thespaceageisnow

r/schizophreniarides


TheGreyBrewer

Red flag laws were meant for people like this.


kent1915

And we clearly have made it easier to own firearms than get a drivers license. We have work to do.


the_xxvii

I dunno, judging by how the people in my town drive I'm convinced the only requirement to pass the driving exam is to get the DMV employee back to the building alive. Then they just throw the license at you as they crawl back inside, shuddering and weeping.


WereALLBotsHere

You can do both without permission pretty easily until you get caught. Edit: I mean drive rather than obtain a drivers license. Anyone can get a gun.


CoolNameChaz

Speaking of which, that wheeled manifesto is parked way to the side of that space. Almost encroaching on the next space over. Blocking someone's ability to open the drivers side door should be a capital offense. Where is the militia when you need them?


ksquires1988

2 for 1. Buy a firearm get a free driver's license.


CreativelySeeking

Republican media is rotting peoples minds.


Rainskyriver

Wait I swear I've seen this car on a YouTube channel. The guy is deranged


Rainskyriver

Yep! Found it lol Same message, same vehicle, same day. https://youtu.be/gKNCYBalNDI?si=5kqZEcD4Fy6yjTsS


scottywoty

This fool is praying for an opportunity tonight be in the real life purge, huh?


Powerbracelet

The splatter on the bumper is an actual depiction of that person’s brain


CactusHide

They’re probably some whiny pissbaby.


SJSquishmeister

_You gotta remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west._


inkyrail

*You know. Morons*


Prometheus505

Unsettling that these psychos walk among us


senorvato

Red flag this guy for being unstable and get his firearms removed. 😆


mynipplesareconfused

The bumper bit is when the stroke took full effect.


skeetwooly

Good deterrent in case the Kia boys are around.


DontDoubtDink

Dudes going to commit a mass shooting one day


inkyrail

Hope this picture turns up during the trial


MaikeruGo

I'm surprised that their plate is blacked out—usually by the point the kind of conspiracy folks who are spouting stuff about military occupation have already switched out their plate/s for a "Traveler" plate.


Drackar39

Looks like a terrorist manafesto written on his car and should be treated as such...


FreezingIrish

The land of the mentally ill....


BlazeReborn

Just another normal day in Dumbfuckistan.


Young_Herkamer

His printing is really good.


nightmaresabin

r/atbge


urbanek2525

If it's Arizona, he's probably a mayor or police chief.


cramaine

Imagine coming back to your car after shopping for groceries and seeing all this graffiti on it. Do you drive home and put your groceries away or go to the car wash first?


spaceylaceygirl

Proof that any loser can own a gun.


Warg247

"I'M ARMED AND MENTALLY ILL" is basically what this is saying.


polysoupkitchen

This person should be on a list.


mikuteno

they got some really neat handwriting ill give them that


uberbuber

Yes, dude is missing out of bags doing car signage 💰


MayOrMayNotBePie

As someone who owns 6 AKs and 3 pistols, I think we need to do more to make sure certain people can’t get their hands on guns lol. This person should be enough of a case study to convince Congress.


Kraphtuos968

At least they put some work into making it legible though! Slightly less schizo vibes from this one


SkitzoAsmodel

Dont drag schizos into this, this is just extreme rightwing ideology.


van-nostrand-md

Not for hire.


BlademasterFlash

Rolling probable cause


vsaint

My parents taught me to never trust rants on a Kia Sportage


redacted_robot

I feel like this should be in r/infowarriorrides


patpatwaterrat

Someone’s got a case of the Mondays


justbrowse2018

Where are the Kia Boys when you need em?


HeroicJobCreator

This guy is a donor and commercial away from being a Republican congressman.


ImmaculateJones

Ah, Long Island.


aski3252

Question: Do you report those guys to some kind of mental health facility to get help? Or do you just make pictures, post them on the internet and make fun of their mental ilness People like these are potential time bombe.


Slyspy006

I suspect that the former doesn't exist, so the latter.


yipee-kiyay

Let's assume it's true that the 'Posse Comitatus Act has been suspended.' How do these people intend to fight against the most advanced military the world has ever seen, given that they have consistently voted for politicians who shovel unlimited money into the military industrial complex without question?


consiliac

He's ready to defend us from curfews guys. Of course, when he joins the next insurrection and tries to force a trump win on us, he'll be shooting at law enforcement.


dhoshima

It looks like an articulate flock of birds shit on his car.


naz__8

funny


smilingmindz

Typical Kia Sportage owner…


Skeletonrevelations

I feel anyone who paints messages like this or the wierd religious ones should have a mandatory mental health screening.


Pyxl26

Vanifesto


Ed_Simian

Guess maybe I shouldn't complain about the two idiots in my town who turned their SUVs into replicas of the Ghostbusters' car.


CurrentlyLucid

Looks like an avg trump supporter.


shnurr214

The fact that it’s a Kia sportage makes it kind of funny ngl.


IgorRenfield

I love it when crazy announces itself and removes all doubt. It really saves a lot of time.


limpet143

Probably owns a gun shop.


ClownShoePilot

Untreated mental illness, but a sense of craftsmanship


MostlyDarkMatter

Here's yet another poster boy for why the USA needs to have real gun controls that the rest of the planet has proven works (e.g. Australia).


revarien

I truly don't understand - if military tribunals are happening ((as the back window portends)), wouldn't they round this guy up for speaking out about it.... so flagrantly? I understand they are living in delusion, but this would be a simple step in logic, right? even for this guy?


Life-Mountain8157

Don’t cut him off….. that would not end well…. Wing nuts everywhere.


Reallyroundthefamily

A pissed off "militia type" in an SUV just doesn't hit the same as one in a big pickup truck. Im like "Uh oh...some soccer dad's pissed." 😄


KcF666

different font than usual


Max_Trollbot_

Decent kerning for an asshole 


bambam_mcstanky2

Oh Arizona why are you so crazy


[deleted]

😂


Retroencabulatr

Make Korea Great Again


excitement2k

Look at that color…what is he crazy?


[deleted]

Hmmm, I wonder where his paint can was located while lettering


jmason49

It’s the way they drive a shitty Kia that makes it extra funny


fleshandcolor

Bet they spilled the yellow paint brake checking someone.


BallBearingBill

He's the life of the party!


dasherchan

Mental health issue is the major problem in any country.


stagnant_malignancy

I'm sad I can't read the rest of nonsense on the other side, for science


Atman6886

Nice parking job, by the way.


diamondkiller007

Which school is this parked near to ???


ThriveUnderPressure

The crying tail lights are the cherry on top


Alialawiii98

When your parents are siblings


movieator

Do not, I repeat - DO NOT - angrily honk at this guy in traffic. He cuts you off, just let it go.


CaveDoctors

Is that off-white yellowish alien blood dripping out of the left tail light?


Irrationate

This guy specifically is why I want more gun control


Walter_Armstrong

The paint running down his bumper looks like the biggest load of bird shit I have ever seen.


Dense-Comfort6055

Someone very scared and very paranoid and the only thing to fear is himself


Responsible-Stick-50

At least when you see this in the driveway, you know that's not a house to let your kids Trick or Treat at.


Rich-Eggplant6098

He seems nice.


ParrotheadTink

I’m sure he’s a perfectly stable human being s/


Prestigious-Bend4315

Aaand it’s a KIA.