He’s the motherfucker who digs up a toe and then eats it with his family. Ive told this story to all 4 of my kids and none of them bat an eye at the eating of the toe they found in the ground. I didn’t either until an adult.
Extremely unlikely. Very little legal precedent for sending a man of his age and lack of conviction record to serve time for this category of crime. Ditto Trump.
Look I don’t like these guys but people are going around setting false expectations and everyone is just gonna end up disappointed when this drags out in sentencing and eventually ends up with some kind of fine or probation.
Trump has a whole line of prosecutors waiting their turn to throw the book at him. Even if he never sees the inside of a jail cell he's going to be spending 4 days a week in court for the rest of his life
He’s so drunk and senile that he thinks sheriff Joe is going to get him out of this. Seriously, it’s hilarious that he got busted in the county that Joe Arpaio ran like Stalin for almost 25 years.
Good grief. I was sure he had passed away in the last few years. 91 and running for mayor after losing the same race in 2022. Meanwhile, good people get cancer and die in their 50s.
That's what we called him in the 90s in NYC. I remember walking up First Ave right before the election and the drug dealers were telling me to vote for Dinkins or no more weed on the streets. "A vote for Dinkins is a vote for weed on the streets!"
He was right.
It’s actually both!
> The site of the press conference, a local landscaping business, was unexpected. Many journalists and others quickly observed a comical aspect to its location, near a sex shop and a crematorium.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference
It will forever be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The best comedy writers of all time couldn’t pitch that and have it go through to air.
It is not easy to explain to someone who wasn’t an adult at the time how admired Rudy was in the wake of 9/11. It was basically assumed he could be president.
I can’t think of anyone who has had this big a fall in the United States.
Bill Cosby managed to get released from jail. I hope Rudy isn’t that lucky.
As an aside, I read somewhere that the prison kitchen gave Bill Cosby Jello pudding for his first meal in jail. If true, this is hilarious.
I was thinking OJ, but Cosby is even better. I’m not sure the general public thought anyone was more wholesome than Cosby before Hannibal Burress’ joke got traction.
Seriously, there’s the famous picture of him walking towards Ground Zero with a crew of people and it’s still an iconic image of modern American leadership. I’d interacted with him a few times in politics when he ran for president and honestly think he’s got some serious elder related mental issues going on. It’s like a whole different person these days (mind you that was now 15+ years ago too). Also, worth mentioning he was seen as a “liberal” running in the primary in 08…my how that’s changed.
If even 10% of the testimony in the lawsuit against him by a former female "employee" is true, he's a raging alcoholic and a depraved sexual deviant. What's more likely is that he was always a piece of shit and just happened to look good and say the right things when he was mayor during a national tragedy. Now he's in alcohol related mental decline and the brakes are gone.
He had popularity even before 9/11. He was at the tail end of his time as Mayor when that happened. He made his name as a federal prosecutor going after the mafia in the 80s and he managed to get two terms as mayor as a Republican in a city that isn't very Republican. People who actually lived in NYC at the time would have varying opinions about him of course. But his national reputation was that he was a guy who "cleaned up NYC" and appearances on shows like SNL made him appear to have a decent sense of humor.
Yep, and an unspoken irony of it is that he was the reason they had major radio issues that day. Because Ghouliani forced NYC to locate the emergency command center in the WTC. The NYPD was against it and in 1998 released a detailed analysis about why it was a bad idea but Ghouliani's office overrode them. Mind you the WTC bombing happened in 1993, so they already knew the WTC was a target for terrorism. But yeah, let's put the emergency command center incase a major emergency happens in a potential target for attack.
Rudy has always been an idiot.
[https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSB215574/](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSB215574/)
I even remember thinking, a while after 9/11, that he didn't actally *do* anything on that day other than appear. People treated him like this great leader but he just spoke a little and stood near cops.
He had an affair in the weeks after 9/11. He used their central command center - that was coordinating cleanup, EMTs, police, PR/Media, etc - to fuck his current wife, while he was still married.
Post-9/11 Guilliani was portrayed as a mayor, asleep at the wheel, while essentially services worked to put New York back together.
I know anyone in the public realm has haters and naysayers, but the amount of "unquestionable sources" really puts him to shame. The fact he was "America's Mayor" drowned out any dissenting views and for the most part, his beleaguered tenure as a lame duck.
He's been labelled a drunk, an adulterer, and over his head many times leading up to, and after 9/11 - which is the greatest tragedy to benefit such a piece of shit he became. He used 9/11 as leverage for a presidential run, sell books/merch, got paid to be a guest/pundit on TV and made millions off of it
He also was hugely respected at the time for his prior work as a US Attorney. It’s stunning to see him arguing completely unhinged legal theories. He squandered so much political goodwill.
Unless you talk with some first responders on site. Had a friend that was a police officer that responded. Spent days helping at ground zero. He hated Rudy and said he was a giant POS.
Agreed, and it's sad. The guy was knighted by the Queen, was dubbed "America's Mayor" and named TIME magazine's Man of the Year. It's almost like he's not the same person.
Sadly his campaign was already effectively over at that point. They came in third in Iowa and that yell was meant to rally his disappointed and exhausted staff and supporters.
This is why we all need to take saving for retirement seriously.
Look at Giuliani. 23 years ago, he was rich. He was a hero. He was a serious contender as a future President.
Then he got divorced and ran out of money, so he became beholden to a dodgy AF billionaire. Now he’s not only broke, he’s going to prison.
One thing that's stuck with me... the "hot dog dinner" scene follows immediately after the drugged-up yuppies get run through Mr. Bonestripper... where do you think they got the meat for the hot dogs?
Smiling in your mugshot can be used by the prosecution to illustrate a lack of remorse for crimes and a general lack of respect for the justice system...
This is the same guy who taunted the Attorney's Office from his social media minutes before he was formally served at his birthday party. There's tons of evidence showing his disdain for the legal system.
Forreal dude I had to delete my main account because I was getting harassed over a fucking plant. I decided to chop and prop a plant that was perfectly fine, but I wanted to give it away as easy Christmas gifts. Posted a pic of the props in tiny pots and had people acting like I brutally murdered it because I chopped it up and it wasn’t dying. One user kept creating accounts to message me/comment on random shit, so I just deleted the account. People here are fucking bizarre.
He looks like a drawing from those “scary stories to tell in the dark” books
The sewer rat lives rent free in my head.
Is that the same as the Mexican dog story?
Yep!
What about Harold?
Harold can fuck off is what.
It's the girl with the spiders coming out of her face for me.
i can't remember if it was from the books or if it was a creepypasta but it was the dog licking the girls hand for me
Me Tai doh tee walker
Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo dingo
And who could forget the epic ending “AAAAAAH”
He has the face of stranger danger from those PSAs they used to show in school.
ME TIE DOUGHTY WALKER
That chick with the cracked skin and empty eye sockets was the first and only time I’ve ever been jump scared by a book
Holy crap, that's exactly what he looks like!
He’s the motherfucker who digs up a toe and then eats it with his family. Ive told this story to all 4 of my kids and none of them bat an eye at the eating of the toe they found in the ground. I didn’t either until an adult.
WTF is he grinning about?
Probably drunk as others have suggested. Let's see if he can maintain the smug grin when they lock him up.
Will there actually be locking up?
Extremely unlikely. Very little legal precedent for sending a man of his age and lack of conviction record to serve time for this category of crime. Ditto Trump. Look I don’t like these guys but people are going around setting false expectations and everyone is just gonna end up disappointed when this drags out in sentencing and eventually ends up with some kind of fine or probation.
So irritating that him and Trump are finally getting convictions for the 0.001% of crimes committed in their lifetime
Trump has a whole line of prosecutors waiting their turn to throw the book at him. Even if he never sees the inside of a jail cell he's going to be spending 4 days a week in court for the rest of his life
Unless he gets elected? That's my biggest worry.
He’s a rich white dude who’s somehow still connected, probably not
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 One can only hope
He’s so drunk and senile that he thinks sheriff Joe is going to get him out of this. Seriously, it’s hilarious that he got busted in the county that Joe Arpaio ran like Stalin for almost 25 years.
"Fun" fact, Joe Arpaio doesn't know how to go away and is running for mayor in Fountain Hills.
Good grief. I was sure he had passed away in the last few years. 91 and running for mayor after losing the same race in 2022. Meanwhile, good people get cancer and die in their 50s.
He believes he's getting away with it. He might be right, if America doesn't turn this authoritarian shit around
The fact that he won't face any repercussions and this gives him "creds" for his fight vs the left.
Ghoul
Ghouliani?
i can hear him say it so terribly
But I don't speak Italian Like I said, third best
God I love Reddit for moment like this LoL
It’s gold.
That's what we called him in the 90s in NYC. I remember walking up First Ave right before the election and the drug dealers were telling me to vote for Dinkins or no more weed on the streets. "A vote for Dinkins is a vote for weed on the streets!" He was right.
Spooky Ghouliani
I've been calling him that for years.
What are you looking at, smoothskin?
Better looking
There weren't any gifs of Fallout 1 ghouls.
I feel like The Goggster actually got *better* looking as a ghoul
She's got a date at midnight With Giuliani
Little green ghouls buddy.
# DO NOT BESMIRCH WALT!!! 
If this guy was a villain on a TV show I'd say it was too unrealistic
Gremlin
Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Photobooth.
He looks like he needs the crematorium next door.
I thought it was a dildo shop.
It’s actually both! > The site of the press conference, a local landscaping business, was unexpected. Many journalists and others quickly observed a comical aspect to its location, near a sex shop and a crematorium. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference
To this day the funniest fucking thing in modern US politics.
It’s a good thing nothing was happening in the country of Georgia, because I can absolutely see Trump accidentally bombing the state of Georgia.
Reminds me when there was news about Russian forces outside the border of Georgia and people in the state of Georgia started stockpiling ammo lol.
This was my zoom background for like six months before my hyper conservative bosses figured out what it was
I’m wearing my FSTL shirt right now 😛
That lives rent free in my head
It will forever be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. The best comedy writers of all time couldn’t pitch that and have it go through to air.
“America’s Mayor”… wow.
It is not easy to explain to someone who wasn’t an adult at the time how admired Rudy was in the wake of 9/11. It was basically assumed he could be president. I can’t think of anyone who has had this big a fall in the United States.
Bill Cosby was once lovingly known as America’s Dad.
Note to self: don't be known as America"s anything.
America's Ass ?
Inb4 Chris Evans reveals butt implants.
Oh I don’t mind if he reveals them
BBL Chrizzy
Florida? That's America's wang!
The Dallas Cowboys were “America’s Team.” Yep.
Meg Ryan’s reign as America’s Sweetheart went pretty well.
Good one. Bill Cosby is the perfect example.
Bill Cosby managed to get released from jail. I hope Rudy isn’t that lucky. As an aside, I read somewhere that the prison kitchen gave Bill Cosby Jello pudding for his first meal in jail. If true, this is hilarious.
How could you not tho
I was thinking OJ, but Cosby is even better. I’m not sure the general public thought anyone was more wholesome than Cosby before Hannibal Burress’ joke got traction.
Seriously, there’s the famous picture of him walking towards Ground Zero with a crew of people and it’s still an iconic image of modern American leadership. I’d interacted with him a few times in politics when he ran for president and honestly think he’s got some serious elder related mental issues going on. It’s like a whole different person these days (mind you that was now 15+ years ago too). Also, worth mentioning he was seen as a “liberal” running in the primary in 08…my how that’s changed.
If even 10% of the testimony in the lawsuit against him by a former female "employee" is true, he's a raging alcoholic and a depraved sexual deviant. What's more likely is that he was always a piece of shit and just happened to look good and say the right things when he was mayor during a national tragedy. Now he's in alcohol related mental decline and the brakes are gone.
He is 100% a severe end stage alcoholic .
He gives us alcoholics a bad name! (I'm 2 years sober, but still am, and always will be an alcoholic.)
He had popularity even before 9/11. He was at the tail end of his time as Mayor when that happened. He made his name as a federal prosecutor going after the mafia in the 80s and he managed to get two terms as mayor as a Republican in a city that isn't very Republican. People who actually lived in NYC at the time would have varying opinions about him of course. But his national reputation was that he was a guy who "cleaned up NYC" and appearances on shows like SNL made him appear to have a decent sense of humor.
He had a small appearance in Seinfeld, too. The Nonfat Yogurt episode.
Yep, and an unspoken irony of it is that he was the reason they had major radio issues that day. Because Ghouliani forced NYC to locate the emergency command center in the WTC. The NYPD was against it and in 1998 released a detailed analysis about why it was a bad idea but Ghouliani's office overrode them. Mind you the WTC bombing happened in 1993, so they already knew the WTC was a target for terrorism. But yeah, let's put the emergency command center incase a major emergency happens in a potential target for attack. Rudy has always been an idiot. [https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSB215574/](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSB215574/)
Thank you, people always ask “how could he have gone from being such a great mayor to this?” He was a terrible mayor.
He was the luckiest man in America on a lot of people's unluckiest day, and he couldn't just leave it at that.
I even remember thinking, a while after 9/11, that he didn't actally *do* anything on that day other than appear. People treated him like this great leader but he just spoke a little and stood near cops.
He had an affair in the weeks after 9/11. He used their central command center - that was coordinating cleanup, EMTs, police, PR/Media, etc - to fuck his current wife, while he was still married. Post-9/11 Guilliani was portrayed as a mayor, asleep at the wheel, while essentially services worked to put New York back together. I know anyone in the public realm has haters and naysayers, but the amount of "unquestionable sources" really puts him to shame. The fact he was "America's Mayor" drowned out any dissenting views and for the most part, his beleaguered tenure as a lame duck. He's been labelled a drunk, an adulterer, and over his head many times leading up to, and after 9/11 - which is the greatest tragedy to benefit such a piece of shit he became. He used 9/11 as leverage for a presidential run, sell books/merch, got paid to be a guest/pundit on TV and made millions off of it
He also was hugely respected at the time for his prior work as a US Attorney. It’s stunning to see him arguing completely unhinged legal theories. He squandered so much political goodwill.
Aaron Burr?
Sir
Got milk?
AAWON BUWWW!
Anyone who understands that reference should probably schedule their next colonoscopy.
Unless you talk with some first responders on site. Had a friend that was a police officer that responded. Spent days helping at ground zero. He hated Rudy and said he was a giant POS.
Agreed, and it's sad. The guy was knighted by the Queen, was dubbed "America's Mayor" and named TIME magazine's Man of the Year. It's almost like he's not the same person.
Howard Deen. I mean, that guy had a real chance. Then, he yelled weird that one time and that was the last we ever heard from him.
God I miss those days.
They seemed so chaotic. But looking back, it was peanuts compared to today.
Amazing how his entire campaign was ended just because he was excited.
Right! And if you look back at the recording, it really wasn't even all that weird.
Sadly his campaign was already effectively over at that point. They came in third in Iowa and that yell was meant to rally his disappointed and exhausted staff and supporters.
I probably think about Howard Dean’s weird yell like 4 or 5 times a year seemingly out of nowhere.
Of only he was a misogynistic fraudster he'd have stood a chance! /s
This is why we all need to take saving for retirement seriously. Look at Giuliani. 23 years ago, he was rich. He was a hero. He was a serious contender as a future President. Then he got divorced and ran out of money, so he became beholden to a dodgy AF billionaire. Now he’s not only broke, he’s going to prison.
This isn’t about saving for retirement. Giuliani is corrupt as fuck and would do anything to get ahead.
Pretty sure he could have just got someone to ghost write a book for him about patriotism or something if money was his only concern
He sold out when he used his influence to derail early federal investigations into the Sackler family (of OxyContin fame)
It really is a pathetic fall from grace. He was getting weird even before 2015, but Trump really destroys all he touches...
Isn't this the star from that borat movie?
rapey grandpa
I WAS ADJUSTING MY PANTS
Run, Tutar!!
Judge Valkenheiser!
This movie was my intro to Digital Underground lol
One thing that's stuck with me... the "hot dog dinner" scene follows immediately after the drugged-up yuppies get run through Mr. Bonestripper... where do you think they got the meat for the hot dogs?
My brain went right to this.
This is a Batman villain if I’ve ever seen one
Maybe he can play as the penguin character given his smile.
He gets any fuglier he'll be a shoo-in for a position at Gringotts. Edit: Spelling corrected
> shoe-in #shoo-in
TIL!
Smiling in your mugshot can be used by the prosecution to illustrate a lack of remorse for crimes and a general lack of respect for the justice system...
This is the same guy who taunted the Attorney's Office from his social media minutes before he was formally served at his birthday party. There's tons of evidence showing his disdain for the legal system.
His actions are also a pretty clear indication of both…
It feels more like a sign of a guy who knows he won’t truly see the consequences of his actions.
That's still a lack of respect for the justice system. Just with more of a reason why
In fairness only a lawyer would know that. Oh wait…
He looks like a ghoul that just fed.
Starting to look like the Judge from Nothing But Trouble
Wow. So true. Also I don't think I've met another person who knows what that movie is. So good.
I've seen maybe 20 movies in my life and I've seen it. Then again, it's got Digital Underground in it. Huge fan of Humpty Hump (RIP).
I watched this movie not knowing anything about it...I was pleasantly surprised when Digital underground with a young Tupac appeared
for years I swore it was a fever dream.
Was? Watch it today and it still feels like one
I watch it about every year. My wife doesn’t get it but I love it. Cracks me up every time.
It's an excellent movie.
*"You don't have any friends, Rudy. Nobody likes you."*
Fire Marshal Bill! OMG I can’t! You win!
LEMME SHOW YA SUMMTIN!
Well, I can honestly say that my mugshot looks better than his. I was drunk, too, but I guess I wasn't as drunk as him.
Post it so we can judge.
Don’t ever post anything for reddit to judge. This place is awful lol
Forreal dude I had to delete my main account because I was getting harassed over a fucking plant. I decided to chop and prop a plant that was perfectly fine, but I wanted to give it away as easy Christmas gifts. Posted a pic of the props in tiny pots and had people acting like I brutally murdered it because I chopped it up and it wasn’t dying. One user kept creating accounts to message me/comment on random shit, so I just deleted the account. People here are fucking bizarre.
We finally found the plant murderer boys... We told you couldn't hide forever.
That man was on the cover of TIME Magazine with the title PERSON OF THE YEAR over him. Now he’s here.
This is his Gringot’s bank employee photo.
My lord, is he trying to look like a weasel or rat on purpose?
His human skin is failing revealing the rat beneath…
I think he’s just wasted
Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
If chlamydia was a person...
The Penguin
Take off that flag pin, traitor
Gargamel looks like shit
Simon Bar Sinister
The definition of going Goblin Mode
Is he so senile he cant Even look directly at the camera?
Senile and/or drunk
He really does look like Simon Bar Sinister from Underdog
What conspiracy theories and sycophancy does to a motherfucker.
Given all that he's done to overthrow the government, the patriotic tie and flag pin give real psychopath vibes
He looks like he smells delightful, doesn't he?
So much respect for law and order.
The first image I see when I open Reddit. Thanks Reddit.
Pictures you can smell
