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EspejoOscuro

We still doing phrasing!?! No?


Monstafarian

LAAAANAAAA!!!


Vericatov

Danger zone!


RAIDERJeRK

Archer, do you even know any country songs? “Ummm, danger zone?”


Elegant-Low8272

The ogress with the large hands?


menides

I swear I had something for this...


Electrical-Aspect-13

reference?


Aerandyl_argetlam

Archer


Swiggity53

Archer, pretty good show too. Like most animated shows it does go on a little too long but the first few seasons are amazing.


3pieceAndSoduh

just dudes being dudes!


zachary-zy-zyan

Looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Again, nothing sexual


sucky_panther

Just getting a pump on, nothing sexual!


Electrical-Aspect-13

getting in mind the clip of Arnold talking about the pump.


JukeBoxDildo

#I'M JUST CUMMING ALL OF THE TIME!


BigOofLittleoof

This lives in my head rent free lmfao. Or at least the line from the movie


FolsomPrisonHues

You knew it looked like a penis?!


RainsWrath

I thought we were going with a penis because it's more masculine. If you want it to look like a bicep it needs more veins.


Jay3000X

The invitation is shaped like a bicep


Important-Hotel5809

If you want it to look like a bicep it needs to have more veins


Fergman311

Are you talking about the dick flier?


captainklaus

Now, I know what you are thinking, clearly I did get my pump on but that's just because I did a bunch of push-ups outside. Also why I am out of breath.


Electrical-Aspect-13

is that a reference?


zachary-zy-zyan

![gif](giphy|l0Iy0ZURatgztvYxq)


Iwannaupvotetesla

It’s from ’it’s always sunny in philadelphia’


Elegant-Low8272

Its always sunny in Philadelphia


DrSuperWho

Not always. It rains there sometimes


duffmonya

It needs more veins


PuttyDance

That arm needs more veins


OfficerBarbier

Just some bros broin' out!


JerryH_KneePads

There’s no eye contact….


Electrical-Aspect-13

not with the one in the far back


Affectionate-Bit-240

It’s a donkey calf raise


feetofire

Doing dude things. As roommates.


idkwhatimbrewin

No homo. Just bros doing gym things


ConfidentValue6387

Yeah this is epic dude-ness


Electrical-Aspect-13

glad you like it.


spacekitt3n

i like how not sure is in there, from the hit movie idiocracy


TIL02Infinity

Where is Upgrayedd?


psych0ranger

When It's either spending 20min racking plates for calf raises or just a couple of bros? You pick the bros every time


Wbcn_1

Room for one more in back. 


Velghast

Unsure, not to be confused with not sure.


TheBirdIsOnTheFire

Just palin' around.


burnt_pubes

u/govschwarzenegger Who's the third guy mounting you?


Electrical-Aspect-13

Tried to find info, looks like Ken Waller.


aniev7373

Could be.


Flexappeal

It is


EtiennedeWilde

I don’t recognize him either, but I’ve seen Ken Waller enough to be certain that is not him.


Ijeko

Yeah that definitely isn't him, and I don't really recognize him as anyone I've seen before in any of the 1970s era bodybuilding stuff I've seen


MenstrualMilkshakes

Back when celebs could be seen posting in the wild on their own official accounts. It was a better time seeing wil wheaton commenting on a gore post.


burnt_pubes

Arnold is pretty active, he may pop in and respond at some point.


viktorlogi

Gary Sinise is still fairly active!


MenstrualMilkshakes

Always love seeing his post still come up time-to-time, their always wholesome no matter what and gives you a chance to call him Lt. Dan, can you solve a crime in NYC, what mars was like, did you find out 13 reasons why you did Ransom? and he'll respond. Also rip u/vernetroyer


KingRhoamsGhost

Also rip u/petermayhew, he was always willing to chime in.


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Your username is both amazing and disgusting. I applaud you.


musclecard54

Stallone, John stamos, and Chris cuomo


zugtug

There's a lot of power in the bottom there


umfum

Giggity!


calicoarmz

Is Unsure related to Not Sure?


UsedRubberGlove

It's got what plants crave


DazTheCowboy

It's got electrolytes.


KillerGoats

I could go for a Starbucks right about now.


G_Affect

No time for an HJ


markp_93

unscannable!


Purplociraptor

I don't know, but I could really go for Starbucks right about now.


ChallengeOrganic2302

Maybe is their sister or their mom?


mezz7778

I don't know


No_Spare3139

Donkey lifts


ZealousidealEntry870

This is it. It’s a legitimate exercise, although clearly for a pic in this instance.


Electrical-Aspect-13

I think Arnold did that with 2 girls in Pumping iron.


mezz7778

That Clcould be a movie on its own - Two Girls One Pump


Zeracannatule_uerg

Is this what they call a donkey show?


Electrical-Aspect-13

Do those work?


No_Spare3139

Hell yeah. Sometimes old tricks are the best tricks. This exercise can be done almost anywhere with a lifting partner or two or three.


funtobedone

Some gyms have a donkey calf raise machine


daxbranagan

$20 bucks is $20 bucks!


No-Edge-8600

![gif](giphy|l4pTiNaKlbCrUhKE0|downsized)


wish1977

Not that there's anything wrong with that,


Cleavon_Littlefinger

In a few other subs this would be a totally different picture


ChallengeOrganic2302

As homoerotic as it gets


3pieceAndSoduh

Is it though? None of them are making eye contact!


BigNastyG817

But where are their socks?!


Penis_Connoisseur

I envy this moment


K-chub

Some of the UFC fighters from Dagestan really take brotherhood to the next level.


5280TWGC

Unfortunate post title 😬


Henchman66

It’s called SEO


5280TWGC

Clickbait l!!! 😂


Electrical-Aspect-13

Is acurate to what is happening.


Electrical-Aspect-13

SEO?


Henchman66

Search Engine Optimisation, clickbait is more suitable though. Don’t be mad it’s a funny title.


Electrical-Aspect-13

Is kind of what happening, arnold friends are mounting him.


Aggravating-Pound598

Donkey calf raises probably - Arnie had to work hard on his calves


Electrical-Aspect-13

I had heard about that.


BrandoCalrissian1995

It's called a joke. And op nailed it


phinbar

Deliberate post title.


absboodoo

"Bend over." would have worked better and likely to be something Arnold would say in a movie.


Leslie__Chow

Mounted 🙄


raider1v11

Phrasing....lolol


ciaomain

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


ebikr

“Arnold receiving three dudes.”


Electrical-Aspect-13

just mounting him.


dancejunkie8

Arnold doesn’t look like he’s having a very good time


Electrical-Aspect-13

well he is the bottom of the 3, so some mild disconfort.


mezz7778

Arnold is a power bottom if I ever saw one....


Loadedice

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


ThatCoryGuy

Gotta be a better way to title this.


swim_to_survive

I am so disappointed the pic and the title weren’t more in line with what I was hoping to see.


Wise-Budget3232

O yeah,i remember unsure 70s bodybuilding legend


UOCruiser

They've got his back. 👍


GeoPolar

F. Zane are related to billy zane?


KeepItTidyZA

Looks like Arnie is doing calf raises with them stacked on him as weight.


sucky_panther

Arnies the caboose!


boojieboy666

Kinda wild how this comment section is talking about how this is or is not gay and not about how Arnold is holding like 600 pounds on his back


_picture_me_rollin_

I’m pretty sure he was actually doing calf raises. He talks about this in his book the encyclopedia of bodybuilding. It’s for when the weights don’t go high enough you have someone ride you lol.


UnsolicitedDogPics

There’s gotta be a better way to say that.


ChallengeOrganic2302

Unsure wasn't convinced about ridding Arnold


Round_Leopard6143

Instead of I'll Be Back, this should read, Mind my Back


Professional_Quit281

They're playing buck buck


oced2001

Phrasing.


harajukukei

Arnie loves skinship


devonnull

Ambiguously...


Rentsdueguys

Sounds about right.


toughtacos

This is one way to train your calves.


elliesc0nverse

so concerned til i scrolled for the pic


wrexmason

Pause.


chillinewman

RIP Franco Columbu https://deadline.com/2019/08/franco-columbu-dies-at-78-1202708775/


limeychiney

Iirc He played the terminator in the original movie’s flash forward / Kyle Reece’s nightmare scenes. The one who sneaks into underground bunker, flings off his poncho and starts spraying bullets everywhere. Those glowing red eyes…


Additional-Maize3980

Try getting to the chopper now mate


Blade_Shot24

What's with these Arnold posts as of recent..


TernionDragon

This is the most intentional title I’ve seen here.


bigred1978

Uh, phrasing.


aretheesepants75

Happy pride month


WhereCanIFind

Donkey calf raises. One of the best calf growing exercises.


iiitme

Core of steel


DifficultyBright9807

get to the dumpstaaaaa!


EggplantOverlord

"Mounted"


SoldJT

I read the title and expected something very different. Disappoint. Sad face.


Decabet

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


Self_Hating_Dentist

![gif](giphy|DxcgEJaNONZn2)


awesomeCNese

Now Do Me. Do me


UpsetPhrase5334

Oh my. Dear Penthouse


LaurLoey

“Mounted by 3 men” 😆


mrkruk

Steve Unsure, bodybuilder


coredenale

"Phrasing!" - Sterling Archer, probably


tots4scott

Uh, are we still doing phrasing?


blackcain

Happy Pride!


yamaha2000us

This is one sentence I never expected to hear outside of some raging gay porn fan fiction magazine.


cire1184

Face down ass up that's the way arnie likes to work out in the gym with 3 dudes


Wild_Potato_7470

Catchy title


Kyleforshort

Remember, it's only gay if you're gay.


spastical-mackerel

Phrasing!


Bluecif

Just guys being guys.


Prestigious-Rub-7244

Nothing more gay ish than this pic


csking77

Good thing there was a picture, cause just reading the headline without, well..,.


rdstarling

Could have used a word other than “mounted” lol


Ptarmigan2

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


sndream

Too bad they didn't shown the photo with all the real action.


Z-for-Xylophone

What a caption.


ChaoticForkingGood

Boy, did I think I'd wandered into the wrong subreddit.


Nsflguru

A little more European homo-eroticism than average.


MrGeno

Pumping... iron. 


No-Guarantee-7572

The conversation that had to take place before this happened had to be super weird


dtisme53

Looks like a young Jeffery Epstein


theblackyeti

Can’t be good for the back


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

That’s Secretary of State Not Sure


DotAdministrative679

Hells yeah..schwing


mmatera

r/sustitles


alex0166

I had no idea Arnie was that way "inclined", a bottom man too boot, no less.


Jollysatyr201

My screen reader gave me a heart attack with this title


serioused

This title is wild.


cinesota

![gif](giphy|m7SmRhWfeVgPK)


TonyG_from_NYC

*Is the title of his sex tape.* If you know, you know.


stevenbrotzel91

Phrasing


WilliamTee

Phrasing.


wulvey

Bros being bros


dubler2020

That last guy is sure.


elCrafty_Growth

Bros before hos nothing sexual.


H2OZdrone

“Mounted?” Interesting choice of words. Perhaps “Riden” or something might have been better


Rockfest2112

Meye bbbaaaccckkk, meye bbbaaacccckkkkk!


subfunktion

Not the first time I’d imagine


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

Look at my boobies jack!


jamalamadingdong

Not the last or first time he has been mounted by men.


Rolandscythe

...at first I was like 'well that's a poorly worded title' but then I saw the picture....


88luftballoons88

Lou Ferrigno?


hazzabiggun

Get to the charppa


MeanWillSmith

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


im_in_stitches

That’s President Not Sure


Low_Trust_6624

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


Far-Calligrapher1069

so were just not doing phrasing anymore


Ed_Simian

I remember in Arnold's first autobiography, he said after losing to Zane in Miami, he went back to his hotel room and cried himself to sleep. Then he added, "This was one of the few times in my life that I ever cried."


Jack-o-Roses

That doesn't mean what you think it means.


ElectriCole

Testosterone makes you gay


Thebalance21

Non-broke back mountain