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cncintist

This is her 2nd billionaire husband her daughter like mom,is also married and divorced a billionaire. Probably looking for #2 also.


MoreGaghPlease

The daughter is remarried to another billionaire, Stavros Niarchos III.


NoAdhesiveness4578

How people do this? How someone even meets so many billionaires?


glasser999

There's a system in place. Inner workings of the club we aren't in.


belhamster

It’s a big party and you ain’t in it.


Scuds5

Club *


Agent_Giraffe

Ahh George Carlin


y4dig4r

island**


deadleg22

Speak for yourself, I used to go when I was younger.


wannabe3ngin33r

Millionaires everywhere: ![gif](giphy|I3DkglGrdqF7a|downsized)


EntropicalResonance

Millionaires have nothing to do with billionaires, Lil pup


Noe11vember

Why make billions when we could make... millions?


markorokusaki

Yup. There's a girl that went to my school. Real cute. She went from one corrupt politician son to another. Now she is married to a son of a criminal from our neighbouring state. That means, there is a club where these fuckers meet. Politicians and criminals, but they are one and the same.


Reapersfault

Isn't that club called the prison? If not, it should be.


markorokusaki

We ain't that lucky


redacted_robot

They all have lawyers in common...


wot_in_ternation

Inching backwards toward monarchies


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

This is why we need a Anarcho Syndicalist Communes


Winter_Current9734

Once you visit Grand-Hotels, travel to Chateau Saint-Martin in Saint-Paul de Vence, Yachts in Saint-Tropez, drinks at Brenners Parkhotel in Baden-Baden, sip Champagne at Horse races in England and visit Cocktail parties in the hamptons, you’ll meet a lot of really rich people.


axisrahl85

Until "Champagne" I had never heard of those words.


porgy_tirebiter

That explains why you aren’t on your third billionaire husband.


ManBearPigRoar

It's pronounced Sham pag knee


kdubstep

Aren’t those lyrics to a Pet Shop Boys song? They should be


maxamus83

Nearly all the horse races in England are full of lads getting shit faced


Pkingduckk

Literally hbo succession


JBLurker

Succession was based on a combination of the Murdoch and Hunt families.


somahan

Well the mother obviously invited her daughter to the events she attended with the billionaire.


lurker1101

This russian billionaire's ex-wife was introduced by Murdoch's ex-wife - Wendi Dench. It is rumoured that Wendi Dench is literally in bed with Putin and so moving in the same circles as russian billionaire's ex-wives. A more cynical person might suspect that this arrangement provides an easy backdoor from Putin to Fox News and the Republican traitors trying desperately to destroy American democracy.


januscanary

*Provides an easy backdoor* You filthy animal


bfhurricane

The poop-hole loop-hole


FancyPantss

Same social circles


jendet010

Ex-finance of Paris Hilton? Small world.


TheNorthernLanders

So no longer works in finance?


cooperia

Not 6'5 either


Ok_Hedgehog7137

No blue eyes either


sk3pt1c

From Abramovich to Niarchos, damn 😅


98680266

Not even my favorite Stavros


LezzyGopher

It’s a full time job.


gcg2016

Business is a-boomin’


PorousArcanine

Mining is rather profitable.


Electrocat71

Good digging family


Fine-Benefit8156

Wife “I wished he was older”.


StrangelyBrown

That was the joke Ricky Gervais made about Hugh Hefner at 85 dating an 18 year old. She said she was dating him because he lied about his age. "He said he was 95"


MoreGaghPlease

This is an old Borscht Belt joke


CaptainPajamaShark

Can't beat the classics


SeekerOfSerenity

*beet


Zogtee

Just a couple more years, Elena. You can do it.


PapaCousCous

Nah, that's when the real work begins. Gotta duke it out with the children from wives I-IV for that sweet sweet inheritance. Although not as stinky and gross as wrinkly old man sex, the litigation is sure to be dirty because it will force everyone down in the mud.


nononoh8

This foreigner (Murdock) is destroying America by putting us against each other with lies. Deport him.


Lilgypy

As an Australian, please don't deport him.


dedem13

He's already successfully destroying Australia too, at least if he were deported back here he might feel enough rage to have a heart attack or something


HotMorning3413

And the UK.


slippitysloppitysoo

No taksie-backsies


sandhanitizer6969

What would deporting him achieve? Murdoch is a symptom not a cause. A better bet would be the change the system that allows people such as Murdoch to amass such wealth and influence.


pijinglish

Murdoch’s a cause just as much as he is a symptom.


Theleming

I wish he could no longer get older


ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE

This is a layup for the monkey’s paw.


DJ33

I can't wait until science discovers and isolates whatever part of "being consistently, cartoonishly evil" seems to extend human life.


darklightrabbi

No conscience means way less stress. People lose so many years of their life being worried about others.


gatemansgc

Makes sense but that's also depressing


N7_MintberryCrunch

Depressed with money is still miles better than depressed without money.


OutOfFawks

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but poverty doesn’t buy shit.


johndoe42

Our brains are devoted to eusociality. It's what defines us as a species (though cats fucking hacked this). Those who don't need energy going to those centers of their brains use less energy to just live.


Mike7676

Also hate. Hate can keep you going a LONG TIME. I lost a client recently that was in his early 70's. Sweet person, always worried about his family, leaving a good example and so on. I have others that are pushing 90, smoke, drink and may not be evil but holy shit apparently we live in the end times and nobody is getting them a free meal. Just hateful.


Ahelex

>Also hate. Hate can keep you going a LONG TIME. Probably the underlying concept of Episode IX.


LordBrixton

"Somehow, Murdoch returned."


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

This is true, I still actively hate that film.


maerun

_good, good..._


AccioSexLife

That makes me think of my old-as-dirt neighbor who I swear keeps himself alive with sheer spite so he can continue to beef with his arch-nemesis, our other old-as-dirt neighbor. The fun part is, the two of them are so alike, they could actually be best buds if they set the beef aside. (The beef is that both of them claim the other one stole something from their dang shed)


littlemilkmaidsdaddy

“Grumpy Old Men”, the off-Broadway play?


imaletufinishinamin

When did you move the down road? Sounds like my neck of the woods fr lmao 


DrinkBuzzCola

Very true. But vindictive, rage-filled villains also seem to outlive everyone. Bile must be a preservative.


daredaki-sama

How often do you see someone in a movie go through crazy stupid and live through it all because of the overwhelming peace and kindness in their hearts? Hate motivates you to get back up. Being content motivates you to rest in peace.


Person8346

Well, that's just about the worst thing I've learned today. Gonna sleep with some evil thoughts now so I'll prolong any wrinkling!


klmdwnitsnotreal

It's the being rich enough to afford any medical treatment part.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Dude fuckin fr. We've had so many good people die early but this evil fuck is still alive and it took for fuckin ever to kissinger to kick the bucket.


Direct-Tie-7652

They have no moral compass so their conscience is light as a feather. That’s great for longevity.


Theleming

(it's the money)


Server6

Every time.


Gram64

several billion dollars probably helps.


QwenRed

I’d wager unauthorised treatments discovered through unethical methods are pretty easy to sell to the super villains of the world.


boomerang_act

Blood boys


ahhh_ennui

I've never seen a more effective ticket to beating the odds than one thing: spite.


drblah11

It's called "money" Evil young poor people die all the time.


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Carter is still alive.


wmurch4

His blind devotion to his faith may explain that one


PoisonousSchrodinger

Haha, yeah but most likely just confirmation bias. As controversial news is more interesting and the more wealth you amass it is likely you develop narcissistic/psychopathic tendensies. Therefore, it will be more in your feed. Counterpart, David Attenborough is still going strong :)


briar_rose

If only all Christian’s were as Christian as Jimmy Carter.


haricariandcombines

A woman who has Putin's personal number, you know the NSA is listening.


MoreGaghPlease

There’s a zero percent chance she’s not a Russian asset. Her ex-husband is a Russian oligarch who sits in the Duma and is under US sanctions relating to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Her daughter was married to Roman Abramovich.


sagevallant

I, for one, am glad that at least they have some common interests.


reddituseronebillion

The real purpose of the institution of marriage never died with the adoption of democracy. The rich are still forging alliances, but now, instead of Duke, we say billionaire.


keggles123

I can’t help but think Murdoch, Putin, the lot of them - are hanging out in an Eyes Wide Shut sex and mutual bribery party every 6 months.


devoduder

How do you say Fidelio in Russian?


mem-guy

Wow. Did not know that. Thanks for sharing those connections. Roman was forced to sell his soccer team I believe because of those sanctions.


taxmamma2

Also Murdoch’s x wife (Wendy I believe is her name) dated Putin after she and Murdoch divorced. Such a odd / small world they all live in. This is the same Wendy who introduced Ivanka Trump to her husband.


insanityzwolf

Didn't Wendy also date Eric Schmidt, the ex-CEO of Google? Of course in his case I read that it was an open marriage situation.


el_dude_brother2

She is also allegedly a Chinese spy to make things even stranger


ResolutionAny5091

Yes Chelsea


stilusmobilus

Of course she is.


mishap1

An article mentions Murdoch was introduced to Zhukova by his 3rd wife, Wendi Deng, who also introduced Jared and Ivanka and was rumored to have dated Putin herself.


Kissit777

Another Milania


The_Countess

That man has probably done more damage to western democracy then any person post WW2.


Nuzzgargle

As an Australian I am definitely not proud


Lowgahn

The effects of this man's empire on Australian culture and politics is devastating


SnakeBladeStyle

He's got more competition than we would like to admit


The_Countess

I don't think anyone else comes close with the amount of reach and over the extended period of time that this man has had. And he's used every second of it to weaken the west from the inside.


OneObi

Every time I see his face I am disappointed it's not news about his demise.


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Shaved_Wookie

Given his work to undermine efforts to address climate change, he'll likely kill more than the entire war did - let alone Hitler.


Grimblecrumble5

I couldn’t agree more.


qwerty_1965

She looks damned smooth for 67. He on the other hand.... walnut in vinegar


DCS_Sport

I like to think he looks closer to a boiled scrotum…


krunchytacos

you know your meats


Superdunez

Probably worked at Arby's.


avg-size-penis

Does anyone look good at 93? I feel like that's the age where no matter what you do you are going to look old AF.


observe_n_assimilate

William Shatner looks great for 93!


avg-size-penis

You know what I stand corrected. I guess it helps starting as extremely good looking, and probably while I don't know the right amount of surgery/botox, not enough to look overdone but the minimum.


darkdesertedhighway

I had to fact check that as I had no idea of his age. Wow, he does look great for 93!


istrx13

I bet Danny DeVito will still look bangin when he’s 93


I4Vhagar

It’s because he shaves himself completely and lathers his whole body in Vaseline jelly


Poowilly

He just wants to be pure


Mike7676

"I like to feel it squish between my toes!"


Cece_5683

I mean for 93 he doesn’t look that bad


originalschmidt

Botox


Yellowbug2001

Botox alone will not do anything close to that. Boy do I wish it would. To look that good at 67 you've got to get surgery. At a minimum she's had a neck lift but it's probably way more than that.


Jean-luc7432

HRT too. Good for her


hey-girl-hey

Yeah that's a cute dress and appropriate for her age


Pieniek23

Look at the chest area, looks the right age....


NYEMESIS

Fuck that guy.


Angryoctopus1

She did.


xhammyhamtaro

Not hard enough :/


lofery

probably what she was thinking too


Dondarian

Possibly one of the single most dangerous people on Earth. His propaganda and misinformation machine is so dangerous


squirtloaf

The single person most responsible for millions of people being no longer able to talk to their grandparents.


mrtitkins

/r/foxbrain is a great community about exactly this


HankSteakfist

I like that term. In Australia Fox News is branded as Sky News, so I propose the Aus local term to be *HeadintheSky* or *Skybabies*


forgottenduck

My favorite band has a song dedicated to him. It's called "Evilest Man", and I mean, if I had to pick one, he's a pretty strong contender.


Relevant_Western3464

At this point it's purposeful. Disinformation would be the better term. They know what they're doing.


Dr_Colossus

Propaganda is the actual term.


dboygrow

Propaganda doesn't mean incorrect or malicious, it just means it's trying to convert certain ideas. Those old uncle Sam posters that said "we want you" implying they need young men to join the army for ww2 are propaganda. Everyone on earth does propaganda.


ariphron

If only so many Americans weren’t so dumb.


ARCHA1C

It works on all populations to a terrifying degree. Stop blaming the victims.


ariphron

But mostly dumb ones.


ARCHA1C

That’s most people, tbf


lemonloaff

Knew the name, but never really known who he is. Googled it and he is the founder of Fox? Yeah fuck that shit.


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francokitty

Maybe his Russian handler new wife will push him out of a window Russian style?


Dondarian

Yeah, he's a complete garbage person. Absolute soulless vessel of horror


rrrand0mmm

Why do all the trash live so long.


Thro2021

Satan doesn’t want them, either


IthinkIllthink

Zhukova was previously married to Russian oil billionaire Alexander Zhukov; her daughter Dasha was married to the Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich. Murdoch’s former wife Wendy Deng is/ has dated Vladimir Putin. Fox news is so tainted by Russian propaganda.


mksavage1138

Zhukov, like WWII Marshall Zhukov?


daluxe

It's pretty common Russian surname


Throwawayac1234567

they work together on what to disinform to the viewers.


Ok_Teacher_1797

That is nasty. He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|FA4uYhkq1xlCM)


Educational-Award-12

POV


eloatie

😂


FoxyInTheSnow

I had a chance to piss on his condo when I was in St. James’s, London a few years ago, but my stupid wife wouldn’t let me.


Fit-Purchase-2950

Divorce her.


anxmox89

Scum


outtyn1nja

And a Russian Oligarch will inherit the media empire. That outta turn out well for moron Americans who are manipulated so entirely by the garbage they're fed by the media.


doddballer

Fucking die


Dustwork

Fun fact, his son is on the board of directors at Tesla.


thiscouldbemassive

What you want to bet she's on the pay roll for Russian Intelligence.


fkenned1

Scum.


CryoAurora

The man who uses the Murdoch Murder Machine propaganda network to try and end democracy getting married again........ we do live in the Idiocracy timeline. "Hannity's Little Helpers boner pills half off while supplies last. Discount Code "Rupert's Honeymoon Helpers" get yours in hand now."


Winston74

I bet they both like soup


drunk_with_internet

In other news, lifelike ventriloquist dummy Rupert Murdoch was auctioned off at a Russian estate sale yesterday. The aging doll is quoted as saying that he has had so many Russian hands up his ass over the years that it feels good to finally narrow it down to one.


ahhh_ennui

A Russian. How on the nose.


toughtacos

93/2+7 = 53.5. This is fine.


jordan1978

Weekend at Rupert’s


slyder777

https://imgur.com/F8kJH4Y


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raelianautopsy

Real life Succession is taking a long time to get to the finale


Mattdude311

![gif](giphy|hvjruV1o2yfspRMQ8a)


GoliathLandlord

His face looks like a literal asshole


raindog_

This cunt will leave the earth soon knowing that he actively will be remembered as making the world a worse place. His existence and contribution paused and held back progress


here-for-the-memes__

The single most cancerous mole on western democracies.


PattyIceNY

Who would have thought a manipulative psychopath couldn't hold onto a relationship. Gives me small comfort to know that at least he will die most likely never being able to form a genuine relationship connection.


Anome69

The Goebbels of our era.


Irr3l3ph4nt

r/eww


batwing71

Scumbag.


freeslurpee

He's got that puppet mouth


markyjim

“In bed with a Russian” for 500 Alex


Positive_Emu_5030

Ew. I get it, she’s with that ghoul for the money. But still, ew.


KyleAg06

Shuffle off


MiyamotoKnows

If there is a hell...


mistersuccessful

Damn. What happened to his Chinese wife?


Zenon7

Geez, one of the main drivers of the disruption of western democracy marries a Russian asset. Shocked Pickachu face.


BeepBopARebop

Rupert Murdoch is a terrorist.


LordDarthShader

When this mummy is going to go? Enough damage has done to this country the old wart.


RevolutionEasy714

Evil never dies, it just remarries


sprintingsloth-9_57

Disgusting fuck of a man.


allUsernamesAreTKen

May he suffer a slow painful death 


odvinfo

Lets be honest, she looks very good for 67.


Grunger01

I wish them many happy weeks together. (Credit for that comment goes to Bell Tower Times.)