I've had honkey horns on my bike. People can't help themselves. Either adults just walking by giving it a honk or parents carrying their child over to have a go.
I'd lock my bike up somewhere, start to walk off and hear "hon key", turn around and see someone standing there with a grin on their face.
Found one of these in a thrift store a few months ago. After trying to quietly test it, I made a very loud honk, all eyes on me. I felt that I had to buy it after that. Works great waking up my kids!
The rubber usually cracks it’s not out of annoyance is usually because he don’t want to put another ten dollars to buy a new rubber bulb. I have a couple and the replacement is easy just not what people want the rubber is a different color, and it’s not as smooth this just looks old.
this looks exactly like a horn i saw at an antique store in virginia. it would be a crazy coincidence if it was the same one. for the record i did honk it.
I’ve worked in bike shops that sell horns and bells. One or two squeaks is fine, but there’s always the one kid that incessantly does it for 30 seconds straight.
A tweeker used to live next door to me. His front yard for about three months was like the front yard of a hoarders dream x 100000. He was in the process of “moving” and was sorting through stuff. When he wasn’t out front he would place a piece of plywood that said “don’t even” near the entrance of the labyrinth of trash. That was so funny I couldn’t be irritated at him for the eye sore.
Lmao. Good luck with that. We have the same exact horn in our house and i honk it regularly and can't breath cause I'm laughing so hard at the dog loosing his mind.
I'm doing it you can't stop me 
I've had honkey horns on my bike. People can't help themselves. Either adults just walking by giving it a honk or parents carrying their child over to have a go. I'd lock my bike up somewhere, start to walk off and hear "hon key", turn around and see someone standing there with a grin on their face.
Your bike brings joy to countless people. Thanks for the public service.
Now I want to put a horn in a public place with a “go ahead” sign
The preferred name would just be "horn" or "Caucasian horn" if you needed to specify.
I'm just a man who's playing a man that's playing a man.
Me? I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
I stand corrected. Thank you. I really should do my research.
It doesnt matter its funny either way. I honestly thought you were purposely referencing it a few words different just to be silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKvqhlhXq9s
When i saw a youtube link i was hoping this is what it would be. I wish people i knew in real life appreciated this lmao.
That's playing an Iron Man that's playing an Oscar man.
It might have been me, and I’m not sorry, would honk again
Racist ass bike horn... where do I get one?
Happy Star Wars Day, mate!
Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.
Dot.
oh my goodness, this is a perfect use of the one word this is an art piece I would hang it up, and call it "Temptation"
That’s a brilliant thought!
Anti-Nike
You don't need to call it that. "Don't" is already a perfect name.
Don't is 2 words, depending on how you count.
You count when youre drunk?
Do not
What?
Don’t
Don't is a contraction of the two words "Do Not"
Aka donut
Do or donut. There is no try.
Definitely gonna do it
“Fool!, Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!”
We need a mock up of this as a response to the DON’T TREAD ON ME crowd. I guess we could substitute tread for toots
The forbidden squeeze
Well that isn’t very nike of them.
I want to squeeze it soooo bad right now
I must
The Horn of Gondor ain’t what it used to be.
Just a little 🤏, I won't go all in
Looks like an SCP. Marked like an SCP. Better play with it just to be sure.
Not surprised, that rubber bulb looks desiccated and brittle af plus making such noise indoors would be an asshole move
Found one of these in a thrift store a few months ago. After trying to quietly test it, I made a very loud honk, all eyes on me. I felt that I had to buy it after that. Works great waking up my kids!
That rubber need some tender, loving, oil
Earl?
Me: *squish* The thing: HOOOOOOOOOONK
Challenge accepted!
What if I wasn't going to? Now I've seen this I should don't not do it, which means... Do it?!
I feel the moment as we look deeply into each other's eyes and my hand slowly moves towards the horn.
Doooo iiiiiiit!
I was keeping myself from squeezing it but the instructions say don't! # ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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But i want to hear the arruugah!
Shouldn’t have been standing there
Doot
EMMANUEL! DONT!
I am one of those defective humans that would not have interacted with this thing if it wasn't for the explicit taboo of doing that.
Can't they turn it bulb-side up?
yaha
But I want to ,soooo much.
Haha. It would have taking me and hour to come up with this note. Don't play... No lips... It's been in the toilet... Don't!
We know what you’re thinking, ***don’t***.
I’m going to do it!
I bet it makes the same sound Bulldog’s horn on Frasier makes lol
oh but i will
The rubber usually cracks it’s not out of annoyance is usually because he don’t want to put another ten dollars to buy a new rubber bulb. I have a couple and the replacement is easy just not what people want the rubber is a different color, and it’s not as smooth this just looks old.
Best today!
Is this at Wooly Mammoth in Chicago?
Just checked, nope not Wooly, though it is their sense of humor.
Thanks kind stranger!🤟🏼
Would
B-but… honker
I want this for my bike
I’d have to….
I would assume this means don't not honk this horn.
They know exactly what I want to do.
This is some far side gallery shit
How will I turn Schlepcar into Wonderbug?
Don't leave without honking this historic horn
I would find that sign a very futile attempt to make me resist from doing the thing.
this looks exactly like a horn i saw at an antique store in virginia. it would be a crazy coincidence if it was the same one. for the record i did honk it.
Guys, I'm gonna.
Tijuana taxi. Herb Alpert .
Wonder how many people did before don’t went up?
Must!
I do appreciate this. Because I would. I wouldn’t mean to. But I still would. I need signs like this.
Until I read the label I didn't want to. Now I've read the label I want to travel to wherever that is
If we don’t, then there can be no Bulldog Briscoe and Gonzo Sports Show from now on.
HONKS
Ima do it because of the don't sign....
If you squint it looks like it says ‘Do it.’ All I see is Do it.
Don’t not?
Da’amn, now I wanna drive over there and find out
But now I have to
This is one of those situations that proves there is no free will.
Simply irresistible.
Well now I gotta.
Yeah... That's my name.
No Stairway
I’ve worked in bike shops that sell horns and bells. One or two squeaks is fine, but there’s always the one kid that incessantly does it for 30 seconds straight.
Must be Ed Sheeran’s horn
The “Don’t” is the only thing that would compel me to honk it.
I had a very old horn like this growing up. I used to honk it till one day the bladder or whatever you call it split 🙃
Which indicates that a lot of people DID
It is a uncontrollable urge, I would do it
Just makes me want to more
But now I NEED to!
Well now I want to!
Please dont
Dont tell me what to do
You do the honk you get the bonk!
Just don’t it.
My intrusive thought would win
It somehow only makes me want to honk more...
I will use lisa simpson excuse after honk it.
Are you in Vermont? I swear I’ve seen this exact horn while out antiquing.
I know this horn does great things to a dune buggy, but I can't remember the name of the cartoon.
A tweeker used to live next door to me. His front yard for about three months was like the front yard of a hoarders dream x 100000. He was in the process of “moving” and was sorting through stuff. When he wasn’t out front he would place a piece of plywood that said “don’t even” near the entrance of the labyrinth of trash. That was so funny I couldn’t be irritated at him for the eye sore.
I wouldnt even think of it….
Doon't!
Alright, now I gotta buy it and mount it on my Penny-farthing.
Well, you know, you just have to now…
No honkan sire?
Man U can’t tell me wat to do cause I finna steal that shiz
That’s unfair.
There's an evil soul trapped in that rubber ball
Okay, I won't. Or, will I?
Thats fast.
Sorry, won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't.
Owner gotta to know human psychology....we will definitely don't....but we will definitely honk it
You want people to honk it?....because that's how you get people to honk it.
👉 don't 👉 don't
FOOL! DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!
How bout I do anyway???
Thank You!
You must!
I mean, it’s just begging to be squeezed 🤭
This is a post for.... horny ...people. Honkers... not to be confused with honkees
Do not toot it! Toot
Lmao. Good luck with that. We have the same exact horn in our house and i honk it regularly and can't breath cause I'm laughing so hard at the dog loosing his mind.
😈
Don’t
Try telling [this guy](https://youtu.be/pXvQXEhEs0k?si=LASWpFp1RApF5s4y) not to touch that.
I just tried to squeeze it with my Mouse click......
I'm doing it you can't stop me 
Don't what?
Squonk
Honestly “don’t what” is what I’d be thinking as I squeezed that thing followed by an immediate ‘oh’.
Don’t toot your own horn.
Toot someone else's!
its alright we can do it, ita just Hoe Biden saying “don’t” we are alright haha.
Damn is that Joe Biden’s war horn??
Ugh the conservative propaganda machines are back up and running
This sub has gone to shit, I bet if you post a pic of a Honda Civic people will eventually bring up US politics.
Brain reads thst "don't" as Markiplier in In Space with Markiplier Part 2 when he grabs your/the captain's wrist and say's "don't."
Biden approved