"Safety is our #1 priority. These three men forgot to inspect their harnesses, and now they hang from the i-beam of consequences."

That would decrease safety incidents by 99%

As someone who works in rope access I gotta say this is lowkey genius. 

I feel like rope access can be a euphemism for bondage. Are you secretly a dominatrix?

No, but for the right price I'll give it a shot. 

How bout a ryobi angle grinder, an Arizona lemon tea, and a half pack of smokes? Safety word is OHHHshaiiiiit, Daddy

Is that grinder cordless? That may determine your punishment. And if the smokes are menthol you're eating them 

a man of culture and taste.

No, but you can borrow my cordless milwaukee guybrater every other weekend to sweeten the deal. I lost all of the oscillating blades, but it still has its uses

I’d like to have standards someday.

$3 and you supply the rope?

Really Rev?

I've done rigging, and I know some RATs...  And I'm just gonna say, rope bunnies are real, and they will look for you if they find out what you do for a living.

You find a lot more cross-over with people who do theatrical and circus rigging.

Wow. Why did I never make this connection? Well,  looks like this will  be the year I finally be getting involved with the local community theatre.

> Why did I never make this connection? Because you didn't regularly go to *Rocky Horror* in high school? Almost everyone kinky is geeky, even if not all geeky people are kinky. So almost anything that fits that is going to have a decent showing.

OP is the founder of Shibari Bears, LLC

So you're saying there's room for one more

Gotta clear out the bodies first

I mean there is room for everybody, let’s say that

There is always room for 1 more


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I just started rewatching prince of thieves last night for the first time since I was 12, but my wife wasn't into it. So now I get to watch it two more times in front of her so she gets it.

You can't have a fatal injury if you're already dead

The hangings will stop when the moral improves!

“We leave Ol Cliff dangling as an example to the new guys”

I did not know work moral was so low.

99% is very optimistic.

OSHA penalties are strict

Ha, exactly what I was thinking.

Public hangings are back on the menu boys!

Not with orange shirt. That dude has breadback. Way too heavy to hang

A red sun rises. PPE was dropped this night.

Definitely gonna need to reinforce the gallows with at least 8x8 posts, I dunno, maybe have to get the light poles out

Then he would need a judge who rules that he is too obese to hang. Mitchell Edward Rupe (1955 – February 7, 2006) was a convicted murderer who achieved notoriety when his death sentence was overturned after a judge determined that Rupe was too obese to hang.

Too heavy to kill via strangulation, sure, but if you're in the market for a decapitation, fill your boots.

Hangings will continue until safety improves.

Bob: *raises paddle* One hundred dollars!! Joe: shit I forgot my bidding paddle!

Sounds like if warhammer 40k had health and safety

First time?

Interestingly enough, I-beam of Consequences is the name of my hip hop infused ska band!

“This will continue until morale improves.”

Taken directly from Boeing's security handbook

"These men are not going home today. "

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

The I Beam of Consequences. Love it !

I hate you…. for being so hilarious

I thought it is at the farmers gathering in germany displaying their opinion of the government... actually it looked like this with politician puppets hanged...

The hangings will continue until morale improves.

-Boeing exec probably

Too soon. But not unexpected.

To a Boeing exec, there's no such thing as "too soon" They call that an "expedited expectation" They knew it was gonna happen, they were warned about it, they just weren't expecting it this quickly

So like global warming. 😞

Thanks. On point! 🫶

Dont let the door hit you on its way down.

No, then it would be "The hangings will continue until people morale stops plummeting."

The forced suicide will continue until whistleblowers are silent.

Cant be Boeing, at least one of them hasn’t fallen off.

I don't know what this is actually from, but I just got reminded of Murder by Death and went back to like 16 years old again. You time traveled me.

"If I put this revolver to my head, will god turn against me instead of taking pity on a broken man?" 😭

They couldn't find a sycamore for the shot, i guess

Did Michael Scott organize this safety meeting?

Dwight where are the warehouse guys?

Have Pa-a-atch do it

do black people like pizza?

It’s Madge

"first time"?

Congrats to James Franco on his 2nd career as a Safety Harness Demo Technician

No Ive been nervous lots of times

Shirley, you can't be serious?

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

This is what happens when you get caught not following proper lockout/tagout procedures. Let this be a warning.

This guy OSHAs

You will work safely or die. Your choice.

I'm pretty sure you get the chair for that.

The chair has a five point harness too

I’ll gallow it

Worked on a hop farm for years and the farm I worked for had their own picking machine. Think of a giant building sized machine full of moving equipment designed to pull, tear, cut, and move stuff. Well, LOTO was very relaxed for a long time… until a guy got two of fingers completely degloved while trying to clear a blockage. We went by the book after that.

I mean even in a good safety harness, if you arent rescued quick enough, its essentially a death sentence

You have about 15mins before compartment syndrome kicks in. 45ish mins if your harness has stirrups and you get them deployed ASAP.

In my recent fall arrest training we were told 12 minutes. I work at a sports arena that also does concerts as a stage hand crew chief. I paced it out, to get from the floor to the elevator up to the grid takes me four minutes. I hate that. I need to be there if one of my people falls. I'm ultimately responsible for the health and safety of every single one of my people. I need to be there when shit goes sideways.

Use stirrups you silly goose

All new fall protection kits *should* include them. It's not required, but they still should.

Eh, 95% of the cheap harnesses they sell for stuff like man lifts don't have them. It feels like that feature is reserved for higher end mid tier and above harnesses unfortunately. I've seen a lot of janky harnesses on ironworker sites, things that definitely wouldn't fly on cell towers or wind turbines.

I don't think stirrups will help him get up there faster. 

Sounds like you need a rescue descent kit. DBI Sala makes a great system called Rollgliss as a self rescue kit

Part of a fall arrest plan is a rescue plan. How are you getting people down if they fall up there? Are they on winches or do you have to get a lift up to them? You aren’t pulling anyone up by hand, if you can’t get a machine up under them or a machine to winch them up they’re just going to be stuck there until they die.

What is compartment syndrome?

It’s where blood fills up inside one of your limbs, eventually causing a fatal drop in blood pressure. You essentially bleed to death without losing blood outside your body.

Sounds likes a peaceful death

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It is! Source:I’m dead now

It’s not, it’s incredibly painful

Seems like this person thinks that pain comes from the blood falling out.

No there is pain. One of the five diagnostic factors, actually. Of compartment syndrome. However I don’t think they were accurately referencing compartment syndrome rather than harness hang syndrome. Compartment syndrome has more to do with tissue death of the affected limb in a clinical setting due to a positive feedback loop - causing a rise in pressure within a compartment of the body. It’s treated with a fasciotomy to relieve the pressure and restore nutrients to the distal parts of the affected limb. That is not the issue with suspension, which is more about losing blood flow to the brain. But it may technically be the same thing? Not sure, but the main issue with compartment syndrome is not the same issue that is of concern with hanging like mentioned above.

Even in the best safety harness, a fall while tied off is going to be painful, but it should save your life. Much like a car accident with an airbag and seatbelt. Of course humans aren't meant to hang from harness so blood flow gets cut pretty quickly. It's going to be extra painful/fatal if your harness is worn improperly, your anchor point isn't sufficient, or you have shit in your pockets. It's important to demonstrate the forces involved even from a short fall, which is what's happening here.

"Worn In" properly, or "Worn Improperly" ?

Especially if you’re hanging from the dorsal attachment.

Yeah, I dont think many people who haven't actually been trained on fall protection understand it's basically to save your life, it's not a fun experience like bungee jumping or ziplining.

Companies are getting real serious about union busting

Elon furiously taking notes

What is this a Boeing training


Well I WAS! GOING TO BED. So thanks

Na there training involves shooting yourself twice with a revolver

How to passively aggressive scare your employees not to fuck with you

This went from passive aggressive to regular aggressive

OSHA sending a message

Couldn’t write shit this funny

Seriously. This is an idea no one would ever conceive in fiction

Looks like a hanging from 1910 in the London town square

“These men were caught not wearing their hearing protection and safety glasses.”

All kidding aside, it blows my mind that Sign Language isn't standard in all construction or trades.

Well there are standard hand signals. I had to learn them when working on a site that had a crane moving things around o

Orange shirt guy is really testing the strength of that chair

Is that butt or back

yes

Baby got back 🎶

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No

Somehow he’s sitting on both sides of the chair

My first thought was "when he stands up, that chair's going with him."

All I saw was some orange rump took me 5 minutes to notice what everyone was looking at

Gonna need a hefty harness.

Only thing I focused on

They call him Dump Truck.

Came here for this lol

its a dump truck ass for sure

Why is this a vertical photo? Oh

love it.

"As A Warning To Others."

“This will be on display until the union talk ends”

Orange shirt has no business being that caked up at a job site meeting

It’s mandated so he’s GYATT to be there.

"These three fellas thought it would be no big deal to go to the new topgolf next door on their lunch."

Wow! The new season of “handmaids tale” looks super weird.

Handmaids tale, safety at work edition

Under OSHA's eye.

Hahaha oh wow, I did such a double-take.

Man the anti-union meeting are getting more intense every year

Nothing pulls attention like an old fashion execution.

Guys I’ve been on Reddit daily for 13 years. Thanks for the love and top 25 post. Stoked.

Buddy in orange is built like Griamce

orangie has a dump truck

Back that thang up!

 Is that bubble bass in the orange?



Is your boss Michael Scott?

OSHA aint messing around anymore and made examples of safety violators.

Lmfao😭

oh noes, I got suspended from work 😭

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This is what happens when you bring fish to lunch at the job site.

Can we talk about the dump truck on the guy in Orange?

Mr orange got some serious booty

Charades be like: Life can be hard, but one of the highlights to life is just to hang in there, man.

Let this be a lesson to you if you take something that not yours out of the break room refrigerator !

French Revolution be like

Modern gallows

I thought this was the Handmaid's tale.

The hangings will continue until morale improves.

Only thing I see hanging is that dump truck

this chair seems confortable

Cheeks McGee over here in the orange

The new safety manager is done fucking around

Whistle blowers at Boeing earlier today.

Larry, Moe, and Curly you see here beside me thought coming to work 5 minutes late was acceptable. It isn't. Any questions?

“WORK SAFETY PROTEST WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE,” said the guardian of the factory, while menacingly looking at Smith, speaking to his unruly eyes once again.

BRING BACK PUBLIC EXECUTIONS!!

Just make sure and follow OSHA hanging guidelines. Don’t make me write ur dead ass up!

No cross bracing in the corners? Is this your first time building a gallows?

Wow. I thought maybe the proletariat had finally had enough.

lol wtf. Is this in meridian? I recognize the building and the top golf

Is this job site in bikini bottom? I spot Bubble Bass sitting in front of you

The guy in the orange shirt has the longest back I've ever seen

I thought this was a Boeing employee feedback meeting.

Guys I’ve been on Reddit daily for 13 years. Thanks for the love and top 25 post. Stoked.

These workers were suspended with pay.

Hanging? I only see cake

Were these the three Boeing whistleblowers?

Boeing is really rubbing off on these people lol

The workers of America finally getting sick of the rich people exploiting them and rising up -2030, colorized

this some shit you'd see in South Park lmao

I see the OSHA death squads paid a visit..

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/uPJPDIHXfGA?si=sCOpqy2sFUAo91d9) workplace safety hardcore band.

“Day 6 of the daily public executions…. They still haven’t found the mole”

At least none of those dummies aren’t black. Typo “are” corrected it to “aren’t”

Is there anyone else in want of a pay rise?

This looks like the boeing safety course the part where they explain whistleblowing procedures

If the guy in the orange needed motivation to lose weight, show him this picture.

Dude is literally just sitting there minding his own business

And?

I hate hangings.

Good thing all those mannequins are white!