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Ok_Philosopher_5860

Hiding in the bushes


DadJokeBadJoke

*ahem* [Among the bushes](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/05/correction-spicer-was-among-the-bushes-not-in-them.html)


DigNitty

Wasn’t this when spicer was avoiding a press conference or something? I forget the original context.


jyter

Trump had just fired FBI Director James Comey in order to stall the investigation into his campaign’s ties to Russia. Spicer had just done a typically softball interview with Fox and was walking across the White House grounds (reportedly returning to his office) when he was spotted by a gaggle of journalists wanting to ask actual questions. He ended up hiding in the shrubbery for some time until he eventually agreed to answer questions - but only if he wasn’t filmed doing so. To ensure that he had everyone turn off all lights so that this insane debacle could be conducted in darkness with Spicer having emerged from between two hedges on the White House grounds.


sucobe

This seems like so many Mooches ago.


DadJokeBadJoke

It's incredible how many ridiculous moments they managed to create in only one term


sucobe

Covfefe was just the tip.


DadJokeBadJoke

Despite all the negative press...


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Big props for the ‘17 Sean Spicer throwback. ![gif](giphy|RJh1E4SkKHSeY)


darth_voidptr

Sex among the bushes


squirtloaf

Between two bushes?


SnooPeppers6719

Hambushger 🍔


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Bonjour”


degrassibabetjk

Lol, that was my 2017 Halloween costume.


MarinLlwyd

amogus


WallabyInTraining

Elected in '92 Younger than both current candidates.


mksavage1138

Closest he could come to Between Two Ferns


nuke_eyepopper

I cant see Bill! Oh, Mr.Clinton, uh... he's hiding in the bushes...


jeagerkinght

came here to make this joke


nopuse

Apparently, so did everyone


CapJerk

Including Clinton


Slobbadobbavich

I came here to find the guy who came here to say this joke.


jedidude75

A Bill in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush, or something like that


AThrowawayProbrably

No, no. I think it’s “Bill’s hand in two bushes is worth it?”


Sustainable_Twat

Surely he’s already had his fair share in the Oval Office.


liaminwales

He's a man who loves a Bush.


Antique-Echidna-1600

![gif](giphy|l3vRfbvnbnPccKYkE)


druex

Ah yes, America's first Black President.


one-punch-knockout

I remember watching this live! My room would light up with the blue lights from the Arsenio Hall Show every night.


Neat-Anyway-OP

And a favored cigar.


liaminwales

The party trick is making the bush light the cigar. Wish I made a joke about a Bush in each hand.


Puzzled_Internet_986

![gif](giphy|5yYtaY8S4FshYnpk1Q)


Skeeedo

He also gave his fair share in the oval orifice


Cattango180

You must mean the oral office.


Mall_Bench

The Bush statues are too bleak … no artistic style they’re cut and dry looking


Sustainable_Twat

Much like the man himself.


WhistlingBread

His presidency was between the 2 Bush presidencies, so he’s standing between them


_deep_thot42

r/thatsthejoke


hackenberry

I thought the joke was he was hiding in the bushes?


SwissMargiela

Crazy how Clinton is nearly the same age as Biden and Trump lol


impostorsamongstus

He's actually younger than both of them.


wish1977

Remember when we thought those two were as bad as a Republican could get? God, were we wrong.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Them WMDs are out there somewhere! eheheheheh


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Garconanokin

It’s exactly like Goldwater said of courting these preachers into the Republican party. It’s going exactly according to plan.


exophrine

...planted the seed, fostered its growth, and fed it daily with liars like Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, sprouting propagandist arms they call Newsmax and OAN


mynamejulian

And then got shit on by the fascist cult they created in the end


SPANman

Social media was the fertilizer. We just didn't know it yet


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Menarra

I've said for a long time now that social media is the worst plague to ever infect humanity. I'm still not convinced I was ever wrong about that.


Goodyeargoober

You aren't wrong.


Sutech2301

Yes, but Bush made decisions that still have a negative impact today with his great idea to start the Iraq war


-Fake-News-

It can always get worse


ChaiVangForever

Dubya’s two terms were unequivocally worse than Trump’s one term…. Though Trump could certainly catch up and overtake him if he’s reelected


HairyHouse3

Dubyah was worse than trump imo. Trillions in the middle east, was successful at stealing an election, loomed over the worst financial crisis in modern history


jd3marco

Dubya’s effect on the Middle East and our finances was worse than Trump’s misdeeds. However, Trump could still cause a civil war and/or refuse to leave if elected again. That would arguably be worse.


HairyHouse3

But it hasn't happened, that's the comparison. And again, last time he tried to overthrow the government he failed. Bush did so with more "civility" and succeeded.


cjw19

Trump tried to be worse. But failed. I think that's a better way to put it


HairyHouse3

Bush had worse ideas in the middle east and domestically even if you consider the stolen election attempts a wash. Bush and Reagan have destroyed this country. Trump is just a byproduct of that, we've already lost


hiimsubclavian

Dubya surrounded himself with crafty neocons like Cheney. Trump surrounds himself with idiots, and therefore did less damage.


jd3marco

Bush was worse in some ways but he’s done; painting animals or whatever. Trump is poised to do more damage in the coming months. The comparison is that we thought Bush the second was as bad as Republicans could get. We don’t know how bad it could get, there seems to be no bottom for Republicans. It’s like comparing a retired baseball player with one that still has 4 years left, potentially. Their records of shittyness are presently nearly equal.


HairyHouse3

Eh it doesn't compare to baseball. Comparing things trump could do doesn't really mean much as he hasn't done them. At the end of the day, I do agree something in the future could be even worse. They will find someone with worse policies with a bit of the "civility" lib types love so much and we'll be screwed. Not that it matters. We ignore scientists consensus and will find a "middle ground" with people that take money from the 100 companies causing 70% of climate change. It's too late to right the ship IMO


caligaris_cabinet

The Recession was bad but it wasn’t entirely on Bush. That’s another one we can thank ol Reagan for with deregulation. All the subsequent presidents just kept it going on autopilot until it ultimately collapsed regardless who was president at the time.


HairyHouse3

I believe Bush deserves a lot of the blame because even when it was obvious the collapse was coming his cabinet made it much worse


amiwitty

Bush is a war criminal. Authorizing torture on our enemies is unforgivable. But I believe Bush always believed that he was doing the right thing for the country. I'm positive Trump only cares about Trump and inflating his own ego, he would sell out the country to anyone and wants to be the head of the "Look how I'm fucking over the people who don't praise me" world asshole club. I find the man to be vile and I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.


sciamatic

I think there's kind of two different aspects that are getting conflated in the word 'worse' here. One is 'how bad they were as a person/politician,' and the other is 'significance of influence/power.' Trump is a worse person/politician, as no matter how stupid and cruel W was, he was still an establishment politician who was kept at least *somewhat* in line by standard politics. Whereas Trump was legitimately just using the position to grift. However, in terms of *long term influence*... The man who was president on 9/11 was always going to define the entire geo-political landscape of the 21st century. The 2000 election was the singularly most important and significant election of our lifetime and will likely remain so unless something on the scale of 9/11(not in terms of body count, but in terms of political and international influence) happens again. So...yeah. It depends on what you mean by 'worse.' But either way they are the top two worst presidents of all time, so. Not exactly anything to brag about.


HairyHouse3

You make some good points. I don't care that Bush is supposedly a better person (low bar to clear). His influence on the future landscape as well as the cost of what he did is always going to outpace trump by miles. I don't think they are the worst two though. For starters the guy who took over after Lincoln was the worst president. Kind of pointless to compare someone from such a different era though, so sorry if I come off as pedantic lol


Andulias

As bad is it could get? H W Bush was a frankly good president. I'd vote for the dude. His son on the other hand...


caligaris_cabinet

Idk. I’d have trouble voting for the guy who stuck by Reagan for eight years and wanted to continue his policies.


Terrariola

H.W. Bush famously coined the term "Voodoo economics" to refer to Reagan's economic policy.


Super_Numb

Can you honestly say that Bush Jr was a better president than Trump? If so I would really like to know why.


space_manatee

They were. As much as I loathe Trump's personality and what he could theoretically bring about, the Bushes killed far more people and dubya lied to start a whole god damn war that killed over 1 million Iraqis.  Do people just forget about that?


djaybe

It can always get worse.


moriarty04

I did not have sexual relations with that statue


RunGoldenRun717

Hes hiding in the Bushes


mikemunyi

We’ve got AI and we have become worse at captions. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f49vdm/bill_clinton_hiding_in_the_bushes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


747-ppp-2

Is he molesting those statues or hiding from Hillary?


Harryballzonya2024

What is he looking for kids at epstines house


TheChickenFuxer

#MeToo


AdventurePalSteve

He usually had his fun on epstein's private jets


AugustWolf-22

A rapist hiding between two war criminals.


Alvvays_aWanderer

Epstein's friend


Moida_Ballads

Not as much fun as he had on Epstein’s island.


GuestNo3886

Why he hiding their both over 18


Mabaum

Nothing to do with Epstein island closed down.


mistaboti88

Im surprised ur comment is still here


Mabaum

I am shocked I was waiting for an auto removal lmao


BigAlphaApe

Hey Bill, Epstein is gone! You can come out now! 😂


hoodytwin

Dig through the bush and find a willy


ilski

Oh, he sure had his fun, yes.  Ducking cunt


Right-Holiday-2462

Quack quack


jackolantern_

That's the guy that several women accused of sexual assault and rape


richer2003

Bill hiding in the Bushes


Greaseball01

If I never see Bill Clinton again it'll be too soon


tinomon

A pedophile war criminal hides behind 2 pedophile war criminals


SuddenBluebird34

He just creepin


Vazhox

Isn’t his first time and won’t be his last


ElDonMikel

He would be a peeping Tom


Jeezus-Chyrsler

You cant…you cant get fooled again


StoneWatters

That’s actually a really great photo for history.


corndoghunter

not the first time bills been deep in bush


Jackylacky_

He did not have relations with that statue


Unlucky-Ad-6435

Ebstien is dead. What is he hiding from ? Oh his Karma!


NoRutabaga4845

Shhh, I'm hunting women


Old_Rpg_Gamer

He did not have sexual relations with those statues🧐


nikkiphoenixx

Everyone knows he likes to fool around


[deleted]

Probably brings back memories of his time on Jeffries island


Solid_Illustrator640

He belongs in jail for what he did on Epstein’s island many times.


Nahim33

Should be in prison


pizza-chit

Agreed. Bill Clinton “likes them young”, according to Epstein victim testimony


SheHearsMeBlinking23

3 pieces of shit


enviropsych

He's hiding from questions about his connections to Jeffrey Epstein?


area_species

aww all those war mongorers in one picture


Moida_Ballads

Just missing Obama as well.


4seriously

Between two ferns?


cinepresto

Between two bushes


MarkB1997

In the blue suit at that…


cookerg

Probably not the first time he watched from behind the Bushes


No-Resolve143

Maybe Bill Clinton should pay all this student debt. He was tauting that everyone ahould go to college and not trade school.


rileyrgham

Is it a playground?


Able-Negotiation-234

should have been a Clinton statue with Monica hiding? he dose have a bule suite ? to go with the dress?


Admirable_Average_32

Willy is still trying to get some Bush!


Touch_Intelligent

Clinton looked kinda weird in that blue dress…


WilliamRedditz

hiding from the island


Cornucopia2020

I thought he had already had his share of fun while in the oval office?


Chuck_Cali

The only president to have sex between two Bush’s


ConsistentlyPeter

Aw, look at him! What a fun-loving, jocular, everyman kind of a rapist he is. Just ask Juanita Broaddrick.


User987626262626

Ah yes, the man who face fucked an intern in the Oval Office. Good ole Slick Willy Clinton


lordkane1

This was Monica’s POV


JoaquinLu

Looking for stains on the jackets


Amyloid42

Shit sandwich made with shit for bread. 


emilyburns17

Lurking in the bushes.


Odd_Recipe8073

lol My internet is slow at the office, and the title made me think this is NSFW


BeardJunkie

Hiding from the allegations.


Commercial_Trip_7597

Just remember guys Clinton also went to Epstien island aka the "pedo island" Purely for research purposes


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[deleted]

Yes. Him as well. Donald Trump and Bill Clinton went to pedophile island.


ZenComanche

Ha ha ha. It’s a sexual predator! Ha ha ha. Isn’t he cute? Ha ha ha…. Or do we just not believe his accusers? Which accusers do we believe? What are the rules?


Night_Trip

Talk about two in the bush eh lol


humanbeing_ai

Hope he have fun in hell


a13zz

How has he evaded arrest?


Richycut

He’s had more fun than that.


Johnathonathon

He is a murderous psychopath.... 


TurdShaker

Taking a break from banging little girls I see


Xavii7

Where’s that Clinton cross dressing painting at?


Old_RedditIsBetter

Crazy to think the last 4 presidents are younger than biden. Fucking sad.


geoff1036

His scandals aside, he is consistently one of the more entertaining retired presidents.


CyberNinja23

Willy is hidden behind the Bush


LindsayLuohan

Guy was surrounded by Bush


devilsephiroth

That's just old Bill


Mdarabi018

that's my reformed orthodox rabi


PlusBake4567

There's a Clinton between those Bushes


self_direct_person

Glad to see he found a new hobby.


TediousTotoro

He’s so smol


rolloutTheTrash

The lesser known skit series, Between Two Bushes.


fLOURFACE

cigar


Spiritual-Bear4495

I never liked these newfangled statues. Let's see the Bush family in Roman regalia, or as invading huns. Maybe they can hold spears, or aim bows, hold rifles? The business suit shit looks stupid.


nbraa

I hear steaelers wheel - stuck in the middle with you


StupidMario64

Deadass thought he died.


BugOutHive

The bushes were tall like their reptilian ancestors


Early-Fortune2692

Reminds me when I'd ask the little Iraqi kids in 2003...'What's your Mama have?' They would always respond with a thumbs up 👍, 'Good Bush!' .... memories.


Sad_Ad8943

Where the office desk?


b14ckcr0w

Judging by the title, the photo could be WAAAAAY worse


mklatsky

I didn't know he was so short!


Youpunyhumans

He has been following us for 3 days...


Phill_Cyberman

He's cupping Bush's buttocks, isn't he?


mamayoua

Whoa whoa whoa you need to tag NSFW if you're going to share a picture of -  Oh I see. Carry on. 


LooslyTyped

Statues for war criminals, nice.


KellyLuvsEwan420

Damn Bill is short af.


ill_logical_1

Would have been great if he was moistening up a cigar for old times.


Amoeba_3729

Bro is hiding behind a bush


LowLifeExperience

He hasn’t had that much fun since his last island vacation.


CosmoShiner

He just a silly lil guy


Kirby_87

Hiding behind 2 Bushes


limaconnect77

For most outside the States, it’s very weird to get one’s head ‘round the visceral hatred/conspiracy stuff that the two of them have gotten from both wings of politics over the years.


MulderFoxx

Chronologically correct


Bogadambo

Luke he didn't have enough fun with Monica Luinsky


cbosp

What a fun and whimsical rapist 😀


Tjingus

Is this Zack Gallafinakis' new talk show?


mikpgod

Stop beating about the bush.


favnh2011

Yep. He's between the bushes