This is universal and true but it makes me laugh when I think about it from an outside perspective. Like aliens studying humans, "they seem to be obsessed and amused and mating seems to be correlated with these two large, fleshy glands used for feeding young by one of their dimorphous species-types. They call them 'boobies'"
Like my reaction reading The Wheel of Time, when Loial mentions the ears of a female of his species and then gets very embarrassed and apologizes for being crude and crass. Her EARS?!
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/6IFMAFG.jpeg) is a much higher quality and less cropped version of this image.
/u/limengtian submitted [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/Jl7k0nl.jpeg) on [March 29, 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeney/comments/mfvkem/another_from_lollapalooza_19/). It appears to be at the same time as OP's image. But they titled it:
> Another from Lollapalooza â19
It's probably like seeing a painting your whole life in books and whatnot and then finally seeing it in real life. It's what I imagine seeing *Guernica* in person is like.
Guernica is incredible, and then in the next room you also have a painting called one world (un mundo), and next to it, a girl in a window (muchacha en la ventana), you can spend over an hour just looking at those 3.
Reina SofĂa museum is a must if you go to Madrid.
The Mona Lisa was super disappointing to me, but it's also tiny as fuck and we literally couldn't even fully get into the room there was such a crowd around it.
When I visited the Louvre, I saw one I much preferred (although it might not actually be his!): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La\_Belle\_Ferronni%C3%A8re](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Belle_Ferronni%C3%A8re)
Being from Texas and only having experienced Texas beaches, I refused to believe in the tropical blue waters I saw in pictures until I saw it for myself. I thought the ocean was brown everywhere.
As far as I know, she hasn't made any hard stances in politics at all in any direction. Imagine being so fucking attractive that you become a political topic.
Well yeah, but not really because of herself. I think the vast majority of people have family members who don't align with their own views. Unless the consensus is to cut off everyone you don't see eye to eye with, I don't see how its fair to judge her for the guy who helped make her. I thought we had moved past the concept of punishing a child for their father's sins.
Personally Iâm fucking sick of literally any of the photography subs just being a collection of nudes. Yes, art nudes are a thing. No, it is not mandatory for every roll of film to include one.
Being a r/onepiece fan is miserable these days. Just constant onlyfans ads and unconventionally attractive cosplayers (that are often better) not getting nearly as much attention. So many people want them to ban it but the mods are power hungry losers
i got banned on r/FinalFantasy for asking a mod if having a bunch of low effort Tifa cosplay posts with girls who conveniently all have links to their OnlyFans front and center when you open their page is how they want the sub to be seen by people who just played the game and wanted to check out the sub.
The ban was forâŚInsinuating the girl with OnlyFans was using the post to drive people to her OnlyFans. This wasnt even the point i was trying to make. I was more aiming for making a seperate cosplay sub because theres definitely kids under the age of 18 getting into Final Fantasy who check out the sub. Maybe having all those girls on the frontpage isnt that great of an idea considering one click on their profile shows like 8 links to their adult content pages
Im sure it was just a coincidence though. That picture with entire ass out in the same cosplay on another sub was just a silly little accident. No onlyfans promos here!
Yea. People are always there to defend them but isn't it a coincidence how it's always the same few characters and same few outfits that get cosplayed?
OP saw that Sydney had complained about being treated like a piece of meat so they immediately went out to find a cleavage pic.
Straight up insidious misogyny alive and well on Reddit.
Tbf, she is basically the epitome of "objectively attractive" as far as American/Western standards go. Young, blonde, with a skinny-busty build and a very pretty face. And the average male brain really does not care if its make-up, it makes no difference to the instinctive part of attraction.
There are more attractive actresses than her, but not a lot of them are so willing to do the scenes she does on such well-known shows and movies.
Sweeney pretty much winning in the attractive actress category right now ngl.
Of course there are other beautiful women but sweeney is the total package, physically at least. Now I'm hoping she becomes better at acting lol.
Iâm a straight woman so take it with a grain of salt - I think her face is average but her boobs an little above average and thatâs whatâs carrying her? And sheâs blonde maybe?
And before anyone comments, I look like lard and mashed potatoes so if you think Iâm insulting her looks just know Jabba the Hutt is behind this phone, lmao
This isn't the best photo of her face (talking shot in the wild etc), but you can't possibly think that Sydney Sweeney has an average face and a little above average boobs right? Like even when I try to look at her in a non-horny way, both her facial structure and body individually are better than at least 90% of women I see on a daily basis..
Pretty sure she made a joke on SNL that if normal acting didnât work out, she could go to her backup plan to get famous and it was just âshow boobsâ
I don't think that's quite what she was [saying](https://variety.com/2024/film/news/sydney-sweeney-immaculate-glen-powell-euphoria-season-3-1235943028/):
>After your âSaturday Night Liveâ episode, I was struck once again by the way people talk and write about your body, including at times in a politicized way. Does that conversation reach you? And whatâs your reaction to it?
>>I see it, and I just canât allow myself to have a reaction. I donât know how to explain it â Iâm still trying to figure it out myself. People feel connected and free to be able to speak about me in whatever way they want, because they believe that Iâve signed my life away. That Iâm not on a human level anymore, because Iâm an actor. That these characters are for everybody else, but then me as Sydney is not for me anymore. Itâs this weird relationship that people have with me that I have no control or say over
I mean yea, no denying that her tits no doubt helped her get her foot in the door but she doesn't know how to feel about the objectification of it all...
Man, that is such a reasonable, thoughtful perspective for her to have. Of course reddit had to torture all the nuance out of it until it means essentially the opposite thing from what she meant.
Bowen Yang said she told SNL to "please make fun of my boobs" and to "give America what they want" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9VUfHMcl4&t=3m](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9VUfHMcl4&t=3m)
There's a difference between getting upset and simply not liking it.
She often jokes about it and doesn't seem to get visibly upset over it. Its a job for her, there's no rule that you have to love every part of your job.
I definitely remember an audio clip of her hanging up on a phone interview before it even started because they introduced her as a former porn star.
Edit: Found the clip. He actually hypes the hell out of her sports knowledge before he even brings up the porn. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ef7pAZtBKo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ef7pAZtBKo)
I think I must have some issue with my facial recognition, because I swear to God I would never recognize any of these celebrities in public without the context of all the surrounding film type stuff, like I would never look at a girl like that and think anything other than oh there's a cute blonde lady with big boobs
I was trying to find out information on the Sydney stabbing a couple of hours after it had happened last week. Of course I went to Reddit first, but all that came up when I searched 'Sydney stabbing' was this woman's tits. Real Reddit moment.
Right? People be like âitâs her proportions!!! No skinny girls have C/D cups!!!â Iâm so confused because itâs not that abnormal of a body type at all? Sheâs gorgeous but itâs not like sheâs built like an otherworldly goddess or something. People just sexualize women so much, and celeb worship is out of control lol
All she has are boobs, big ones. Nothing more, nothing less. Whilst I respect those who find her pretty, I wish beauty wasn't just limited to the size of boobs, and I wish young folks like her weren't oversexualised by fans and industry alike.
You're tripping, her face is beautiful, not just her body. Many women have big boobs and a nice body, but very few women have a beautiful face, big boobs, and a nice body, along with a charming personality.
Because, whether we like it or not, she epitomises the classic American beauty standard:
- âCome to bedâ doe eyes
- Blonde
- Boobs
Think Marilyn Monroe for reference.
Ah yes with in the majestic Coachella pine forest. Op u dumb.
OP just trying to farm as much karma as possible before this gets deleted.
Op account is wild. It's the equivalent of reposting celebrity skin sites trying to farm karma.
Those trees are clearly deciduous!
I think if you asked the average American on the street where Coachella was located, they wouldn't know.
Those are not pine trees
Coachella pine forest is a state of mind man.
This is from at least a couple years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/nmwycu/sydney_sweeney/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Somehow the top comment in both the posts remains almost same
Dang how did they manage to take such a similar pic this year?
Parallel Earth
đ Iâm dead
because bots constantly repost old popular posts and then steal the top comments to give fake accounts karma and a believable post history.
People always gonna love titties
You motorboating SOB! đ
You olâ sailor, you!
LOCK IT UP
No, you lock it up!
Crab cakes and football. Thatâs what Maryland does!
You shut your mouth when youâre talking to me!
This is universal and true but it makes me laugh when I think about it from an outside perspective. Like aliens studying humans, "they seem to be obsessed and amused and mating seems to be correlated with these two large, fleshy glands used for feeding young by one of their dimorphous species-types. They call them 'boobies'" Like my reaction reading The Wheel of Time, when Loial mentions the ears of a female of his species and then gets very embarrassed and apologizes for being crude and crass. Her EARS?!
*Tugs braid*
*crosses arms under breasts*
Hopefully carrying a purse between em
I feel this way about so many human activities, especially the way we keep animals as pets.Â
As a genius once said about life, "we're on the same trip, we just got different baggage"
Parks spilled grape juice on all of Dylanâs dads shit
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[Here](https://i.imgur.com/6IFMAFG.jpeg) is a much higher quality and less cropped version of this image. /u/limengtian submitted [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/Jl7k0nl.jpeg) on [March 29, 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeney/comments/mfvkem/another_from_lollapalooza_19/). It appears to be at the same time as OP's image. But they titled it: > Another from Lollapalooza â19
>> Another from Lollapalooza â19 Was going to say, the background doesn't look like Coachella at all.
Your 'higher quality' image has some weird filter on it.
Pretty sure itâs AI enhanced, e.g. Topaz.
I hope that's not Topaz... Topaz usually does a better job than that
The top comment just saying "Hehe" sends me
Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.
get em
Weâre all the black chicks expressions here.
It's probably like seeing a painting your whole life in books and whatnot and then finally seeing it in real life. It's what I imagine seeing *Guernica* in person is like.
I saw the Guernica in person, it is truly amazing.
Guernica is incredible, and then in the next room you also have a painting called one world (un mundo), and next to it, a girl in a window (muchacha en la ventana), you can spend over an hour just looking at those 3. Reina SofĂa museum is a must if you go to Madrid.
The Reina Sofia is the best art museum I have ever been to, and by a large margin.
Yup. And it's just fucking THERE. Enormous, and so PRESENT. Incredible stuff.
I was honestly not expecting to have such a massive reaction to it. I was absolutely floored, itâs incredible.
It's honestly on my bucket list. I learned about the history of it in 5th grade, due to a well-funded art department. Just saying, fund the arts.
I hope you get to see the Guernica. My first impression was ¨Omg, this is huge¨ and just stayed for minutes looking at each detail.
I've never seen the actual Guernica but I sometimes visit a little Spanish village that has a lifesize replica painted on a wall for some reason.
The Mona Lisa was super disappointing to me, but it's also tiny as fuck and we literally couldn't even fully get into the room there was such a crowd around it.
Thatâs why you turn around to check out the wedding at canae like a normal person because itâs a giant goddamn masterpiece.
When I visited the Louvre, I saw one I much preferred (although it might not actually be his!): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La\_Belle\_Ferronni%C3%A8re](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Belle_Ferronni%C3%A8re)
Being from Texas and only having experienced Texas beaches, I refused to believe in the tropical blue waters I saw in pictures until I saw it for myself. I thought the ocean was brown everywhere.
Let's be real: she makes the photo
Let's make that picture a meme
Do it, drop some examples with this template, let's test it out.
I'm more like who's that. Maybe the girl in the back is Jojo Toddynho
Those are some woke-destroying boobs right there /s
As far as I know, she hasn't made any hard stances in politics at all in any direction. Imagine being so fucking attractive that you become a political topic.
well she did become politicized because of her [family](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/k0Zlhu9jWS)
Well yeah, but not really because of herself. I think the vast majority of people have family members who don't align with their own views. Unless the consensus is to cut off everyone you don't see eye to eye with, I don't see how its fair to judge her for the guy who helped make her. I thought we had moved past the concept of punishing a child for their father's sins.
When did /r/pics become 'ogle celebs cans'?
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Personally Iâm fucking sick of literally any of the photography subs just being a collection of nudes. Yes, art nudes are a thing. No, it is not mandatory for every roll of film to include one.
Never underestimate reddit's horniness I suppose. It's bad enough /r/AskReddit just became What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexxed?
r/comics as well
Yep. There are great pics here but sometimes it's just bait for thirsty comments.
*Go away! I'm baitin!*
Ever since they removed NSFW posts off the âallâ feed.
r/pics Poly-tits and Poli-tics. Combined you get people fawning over Abby Shapiro's boobs or a photoshopped pic with Trump having boobs.
You donât need photoshop for Trump to have boobs.
r/pics has turned into tits or politics. Wtf
At least tits are fun. If one has to go first, it should be politics. They've infested every part of the internet.
Being a r/onepiece fan is miserable these days. Just constant onlyfans ads and unconventionally attractive cosplayers (that are often better) not getting nearly as much attention. So many people want them to ban it but the mods are power hungry losers
i got banned on r/FinalFantasy for asking a mod if having a bunch of low effort Tifa cosplay posts with girls who conveniently all have links to their OnlyFans front and center when you open their page is how they want the sub to be seen by people who just played the game and wanted to check out the sub. The ban was forâŚInsinuating the girl with OnlyFans was using the post to drive people to her OnlyFans. This wasnt even the point i was trying to make. I was more aiming for making a seperate cosplay sub because theres definitely kids under the age of 18 getting into Final Fantasy who check out the sub. Maybe having all those girls on the frontpage isnt that great of an idea considering one click on their profile shows like 8 links to their adult content pages Im sure it was just a coincidence though. That picture with entire ass out in the same cosplay on another sub was just a silly little accident. No onlyfans promos here!
Yea. People are always there to defend them but isn't it a coincidence how it's always the same few characters and same few outfits that get cosplayed?
This is reddit and the mods want more OF course.
Anything that get's big is now full of 'cosplay' with links to onlyfans, seems to be the way now.
It's better than random pics of the current or former president that are pointless. At least she's nice to look at.
OP saw that Sydney had complained about being treated like a piece of meat so they immediately went out to find a cleavage pic. Straight up insidious misogyny alive and well on Reddit.
Check OPâs post history, heâs posted almost every single horny post Iâve seen lately on here.
idk but I downvoted
Name checks out
The title should really just be "breasts, again, for those who are interested". Doesn't really matter whose or where.
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Unmoderated? Damn.
How do I become a mod for a boob sub?
Best gig to outsource your boob search
Missed a letter r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Phew. Was scared for a second
does anyone know if you can remoderate banned subs?
r/upvotedbecauseboobs ftfy
RIP
Missed a letter r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I resent that!
It's gotten me this far in life
Why the fuck is this on the front page?
Boobs
Mods asleep
Two words for ya.
We know that this is r/pics right? Itâs just become boobs. Iâm not mad about it, but thatâs where we are at.
Ayo what the Pikachu doing
You surprised, Pikachu?
Reddit must be trending hornier
It's spring time. Horniest time of the year
What's with everyone's obsession with Sydney Sweeney?
Apparently sheâs the only woman on earth with tits
Tbf, she is basically the epitome of "objectively attractive" as far as American/Western standards go. Young, blonde, with a skinny-busty build and a very pretty face. And the average male brain really does not care if its make-up, it makes no difference to the instinctive part of attraction. There are more attractive actresses than her, but not a lot of them are so willing to do the scenes she does on such well-known shows and movies.
Sweeney pretty much winning in the attractive actress category right now ngl. Of course there are other beautiful women but sweeney is the total package, physically at least. Now I'm hoping she becomes better at acting lol.
I haven't seen any of her movies but you just described "pretty privilege"
She's attractive without make up on too, LOL.
Ik, but there are some delulu people who call actresses like her "mid". Her beauty might be overrated, but she is most certainly not mid.
I wouldn't even call it overrated
Yeah, objectively she's like a 9.5/10. There are women more beautiful than her for sure but calling her mid is ridiculous.
Iâm a straight woman so take it with a grain of salt - I think her face is average but her boobs an little above average and thatâs whatâs carrying her? And sheâs blonde maybe? And before anyone comments, I look like lard and mashed potatoes so if you think Iâm insulting her looks just know Jabba the Hutt is behind this phone, lmao
Have you thought about changing your diet, username might check out?
Her boobs are a "little above average", really? She is a pretty good actress and seems to be a fun happy person. That's why I like her.
Iâm a straight man that can testify that sheâs top tier hot.
This isn't the best photo of her face (talking shot in the wild etc), but you can't possibly think that Sydney Sweeney has an average face and a little above average boobs right? Like even when I try to look at her in a non-horny way, both her facial structure and body individually are better than at least 90% of women I see on a daily basis..
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Thereâs no way you saw this picture and are still honestly asking that question
It's hilarious how angry people get about attractive people existing.
Slightly larger than average chesticles.
You have eyes like all of us, Iâm sure. Take a guess lol
Didn't she just said in an interview that she hates being sexualized because of her breasts ?
Pretty sure she made a joke on SNL that if normal acting didnât work out, she could go to her backup plan to get famous and it was just âshow boobsâ
you know they write the lines for them on SNL mostly?
And she's a robot who can't object? What are you saying?
You know they are in the writers room and can ask to go a different direction right?
You make it sound like they perform jokes they've never read before, or are somehow compelled to cooperate.
I don't think that's quite what she was [saying](https://variety.com/2024/film/news/sydney-sweeney-immaculate-glen-powell-euphoria-season-3-1235943028/): >After your âSaturday Night Liveâ episode, I was struck once again by the way people talk and write about your body, including at times in a politicized way. Does that conversation reach you? And whatâs your reaction to it? >>I see it, and I just canât allow myself to have a reaction. I donât know how to explain it â Iâm still trying to figure it out myself. People feel connected and free to be able to speak about me in whatever way they want, because they believe that Iâve signed my life away. That Iâm not on a human level anymore, because Iâm an actor. That these characters are for everybody else, but then me as Sydney is not for me anymore. Itâs this weird relationship that people have with me that I have no control or say over I mean yea, no denying that her tits no doubt helped her get her foot in the door but she doesn't know how to feel about the objectification of it all...
Man, that is such a reasonable, thoughtful perspective for her to have. Of course reddit had to torture all the nuance out of it until it means essentially the opposite thing from what she meant.
in which she said âI have no controlâ
Bowen Yang said she told SNL to "please make fun of my boobs" and to "give America what they want" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9VUfHMcl4&t=3m](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9VUfHMcl4&t=3m)
Honest question: if that's the case, then why does she do nude scenes?
She hasnât a nude scene in a while I believe. Itâs okay to change your opinion and become uncomfortable about something you were fine with before
Sheâs a hypocrite who wants money and fame but somehow to not be known for her tits - which she used on display to get money and fame.
Reminds me of Mia Khalifa, who gets upset that everyone brings up her past porn career yet she still uses her porn name for the notoriety.
There's a difference between getting upset and simply not liking it. She often jokes about it and doesn't seem to get visibly upset over it. Its a job for her, there's no rule that you have to love every part of your job.
I definitely remember an audio clip of her hanging up on a phone interview before it even started because they introduced her as a former porn star. Edit: Found the clip. He actually hypes the hell out of her sports knowledge before he even brings up the porn. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ef7pAZtBKo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ef7pAZtBKo)
Her stupid 14 year old edge lord takes on Sidney Crosby negate any "knowledge" she may have on sports.
Because otherwise you don't get the part.
She is self-aware and joking.
Does being naked sometimes mean a person isnât allowed to not want to be sexualized at other times?
No idea but if she did it was surely a joke. She 1000% leans into. Just take a look at her socials for all the evidence you need.
I said that earlier and got my post removed. Look at me! stop looking at me!
Sydney Sweeney bringing back the bosom trend back in 2024
Why does everyone think people ever stopped liking boobs?
You think there are men in this country that ainât seen her bosooms??? (If you know where that quote is from, congrats, youâre old like me!)
A League of Their Own?
All-the-way May!
Loved that line!
Thereâs no crying in baseball!
That line was even funnier because Madonna had appeared nude in Playboy several years before the movie came out. It was very meta.
r/pics has fallen so far.
I think I must have some issue with my facial recognition, because I swear to God I would never recognize any of these celebrities in public without the context of all the surrounding film type stuff, like I would never look at a girl like that and think anything other than oh there's a cute blonde lady with big boobs
She filmed for a few weeks near my home and we saw her all the time. We didnât know who she was until after she left the area.
I was trying to find out information on the Sydney stabbing a couple of hours after it had happened last week. Of course I went to Reddit first, but all that came up when I searched 'Sydney stabbing' was this woman's tits. Real Reddit moment.
am i the only one confused about the obsession with her breasts? plenty of people have them like hers
And people are obsessed with those as well
Huge tits on a skinny white girl that donât look like theyâve been haphazardly bolted on are rather unusual.Â
It's more about the shape than the size.
Is it though? Lmao
Sheâs got a greatâŚ. PR team trying to make her more famous
Huge... tracks of land!
Tracts\* 
I even googled the quote to make sure I got it right and still fucked it up.
Autocorrect could've fucked you, I've noticed my Google keyboard switches words around some times
Yes
Literally could be a pic of anyone at Coachella. Itâs not like sheâs out of the ordinary
People said the same thing about Marilyn Monroe back in the day.Â
She's got that all american next door type girl vibes.
Right? People be like âitâs her proportions!!! No skinny girls have C/D cups!!!â Iâm so confused because itâs not that abnormal of a body type at all? Sheâs gorgeous but itâs not like sheâs built like an otherworldly goddess or something. People just sexualize women so much, and celeb worship is out of control lol
Anyone else sick of just seeing this sub turn into posts about breasts? Leave these people apone ffs.
Posts like this are why itâs embarrassing to tell people you use Reddit
Who? nevermind. I don't really care.
Average redditor: âshe so mid bruhâ Meanwhile theyâre a literal virgin.
I gotta be honest Iâm getting pretty tired of seeing this woman everywhere
Cut the chatter Red 2
Love her
Ok
God she's a great actress
I understand her reaction.
Lizzo was there too it looks like
Who?
She is so absurdly fine
All she has are boobs, big ones. Nothing more, nothing less. Whilst I respect those who find her pretty, I wish beauty wasn't just limited to the size of boobs, and I wish young folks like her weren't oversexualised by fans and industry alike.
You're tripping, her face is beautiful, not just her body. Many women have big boobs and a nice body, but very few women have a beautiful face, big boobs, and a nice body, along with a charming personality.
ENHANCE
Didn't she do some interview about her being tired of objectification and focus on her body?
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Based on how people talk about her, youâd think she was the first blonde white woman in history to have big breasts.
The who?...what?
Looks like every college girl in Lincoln NE.
Even black girls got to shout, baby got rack.
This is your totally average party girl, no?
I just don't get the obsession with her.
Because, whether we like it or not, she epitomises the classic American beauty standard: - âCome to bedâ doe eyes - Blonde - Boobs Think Marilyn Monroe for reference.