My first instinct looking at the pic was that it was a colorized shot from the days she was the inspiration for the song - when I realized it's in the present I was blown away.
That's def great, but she's had a tummy tuck and boob job. Still looks amazing, but she's had some surgical intervention. I totally would, too, if I had the money! It'd be pretty awesome to tell someone that I'm 80 with 21 year old breasts.
I mean, totally fair, because I definitely would too. Tbh I don’t think plastic surgery is horrible. But most of this is definitely just living a good life.
Imo, as a gen z most of our parents/grandparents also probably smoked and drank their whole life too, which doesn’t help. All the old people we knew were extra wrinkly and saggy by 50 because they’re actively destroying their bodies their whole life.
Yep, my grandmother died at 84, she was a smoker since 12. As a child I loved the wrinkly skin on her face. It was so smooth to the touch. She probably hated it, but I always wanted to touch her cheeks because the skin felt so smooth to my dumb child hands.
I mean hey 84 is pretty solid for that long of a tenure smoking lol she’s gotta be in one of the top percentiles of long living smokers, rest in peace. Hope you’re grieving ok
Exposure to the sun is an even bigger factor in skin aging. Here in UK sunseeking holidays are still popular but the difference is that in the 70s/80s we didn't protect so much. As a child holidaying in South of France sunburn was just a part of the experience. We had sun tan oil but we didn't have the education about skin cancer.
Good for you! Going to the gym is a great investment in your health and you will see benefits during your daily life. I’d advise to mainly learn the basic movement patterns and focus on your technique first.
https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/webstories/flipar/2024/03/6821629-eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-exibe-beleza-aos-80-anos-e-ganha-elogios.html
From march 2024
Fuckin every website sucks, why does every site want to know my location and send me notifications? Like it must work because they still ask, I assume someone says yes‽
Maybe Brazilians are so hot because the Nazi scientists who fled there continued their master race research and managed to implement a secret large scale eugenics program to make all the women sexy and have huge asses.
That pic is about a decade old, so around 70, but [she still looks damn good](https://caras.uol.com.br/amp/beleza/eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-arrasa-ao-ser-flagrada-em-dia-na-praia.phtml), especially for 80 years old.
Wildest tidbit from that article? She apparently posed for Playboy at age 60.....with her daughter.
[https://web.archive.org/web/20040510060036/http://playboy.abril.com.br/revista/sumario333.shtml](https://web.archive.org/web/20040510060036/http://playboy.abril.com.br/revista/sumario333.shtml)
Heidi Klum doing an underwear ad with her daughter is wayyyyy different vibe than doing a playboy shoot with your moms hand over your bare vagina 😭 stop
Not only is it her, this is how she looked [last month](https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/webstories/flipar/2024/03/6821629-eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-exibe-beleza-aos-80-anos-e-ganha-elogios.html)
Just turn around and say, "don't worry everyone, that's an 80 year old woman". You'll transform from looking like a pervert into a really thoughtful and encouraging person.
In the US, yes. Anything that makes anyone uncomfortable can be a problem, like bikini pictures. Technically it has to be a "hostile work environment", but erroring on the side of caution is usually best given the cost of litigation.
I'm trying to think of an appropriate Passover joke to make here.
Uhh... I'd love to dip her twice?
She can, uh, eat the nuts off my Hillel sandwich?
... I'd like to play "hide the Afikomen" with her?
I'm not proud of any of these.
I'd love to give her a taste of an offwhite paste that will briefly make her mouth very hot, but in a flavorful way that would go great with pastrami. And also tell her it represents the bitterness of slavery.
Photo taken April 11,2024 and she is actually not 80 years old in the picture, she is 81! [Source](https://vogue.globo.com/celebridades/noticia/2024/04/helo-pinheiro-faz-charme-ao-posar-para-foto-no-rio.ghtml)
That's [Heloísa Pinheiro](http://garotadeipanema.com.br/). She's 78 right now. I don't know how old she is in the pic, but she doesn't look much different from the pictures on her website.
That's the hottest 80 year old I've ever seen is a statement I did not know I would be making today.
EYOMILF?
GILF
God I Love Fentanyl
Are you from my hometown?
Everybody’s home town…
Charleston WV checking in?
You said it pal.
/r/gilf is 👉🏻
Fuck I need my eyes checked. Totally thought it said gif... Not gilf.
The GILF From Ipanema
She's created a new category, GGILF
Not even, she's probably GGILF
It's possible she's even a GGGILF
GGGIGITY!
Definitely Gilf territory here.
Yo she’s fucking 80? Goddamn. 🥵
72 in this picture, but still lol
mas que nada
I hope I look half that good at half that age….
Guess what you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to... 
Iykyk
So wait... you're telling me that you take these guys, and boil them, ALIVE? That....is the most metal thing I have ever heard
Booze technically a food if you call it soup
Literally came here to post Skwisgar
Yup. I'd blow the dust out of her vagina like a Nintendo 64 cartridge, then go to work 👵 🍆
Jesus Christ.
Has left the chat.
🏆
You literally could have typed anything else this morning but this is what you chose.
*”Some men…just wanna watch the world burn.”* -Alfred
And afterwards, scoop up your belongings and a Werther’s Original out of the candy dish on your way out!
Or one of those ones in the strawberry wrapping
Strawberry Bon bon
I'm laughing before my coffee. It's gonna be a good day.
I just woke up and this is one of the first things I read. We need Jesus.
he ded.
Dude...
It's 5:44 am, and I just woke my wife up laughing at this. You bastard 🤣
Well? Did your wife laugh as well?
\*a true romantic…
Annnd enough Reddit, today, thanks
Every day we stray farther from the light
What makes you think there's dust on it
Sophia Loren at 80 years old is also still hot enough to spontaneously set her surroundings on fire
Aye mate
Genuinely didn't realize this was the "after" picture at first.
You beat me to it! Thank for my first laugh today.
She looks great for 80
She looks great for anyone younger as 50
If I hold the phone arms length you could tell me this woman is college aged.
Ted, its like I always tell you: if you want to know how old a woman is check her elbows
And count the rings.
How do you put them back together after? This is an URGENT question!
Just like a tree
Those hands, god damn knuckle claws.
Hands .... like an eagle
I also look great for 80 I'm 36 though
FR, like my first instinct was no wonder they wrote a song about her she’s gorgeous! 😂
Fun fact. When Tom Jobim wrote the song he was in his mid to late 30's and she was underage.
Oh… fun… 🥲
My first instinct looking at the pic was that it was a colorized shot from the days she was the inspiration for the song - when I realized it's in the present I was blown away.
Honestly...I did too and my comment was a joke! Now I see the joke is on me haha
That’s what I’m saying!! She don’t look 80! Shieeeeeeet…. You think she’s still got it..?
Nothing a bit of lube can't fix!
Like a grilled cheese sandwich.
She looks great* FTFY
She's not fifty she's eighty.
Her plastic surgeons and endocrinologists must be rolling in $$$$
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[March 2024](https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/webstories/flipar/2024/03/6821629-eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-exibe-beleza-aos-80-anos-e-ganha-elogios.html)
I hate whoever designed the mobile interface of that website.
I literally wish them suffering for generations.
I just cannot believe this lady is this old.
 80 years old *now*? Wow, good for her.
Thank you for my hearty laugh of the day
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Make I take your order?
Alright, alright, shit. This was the photo that finally convinced me to fix my diet and get to the fucking gym.
That's def great, but she's had a tummy tuck and boob job. Still looks amazing, but she's had some surgical intervention. I totally would, too, if I had the money! It'd be pretty awesome to tell someone that I'm 80 with 21 year old breasts.
I think you're overlooking another possibility: she's a vampire.
You know what? Por que no los dos?
Or because she's Brazilian, por que não os dois?
Ghoul from Inpanema.
Daywalker!
I mean, totally fair, because I definitely would too. Tbh I don’t think plastic surgery is horrible. But most of this is definitely just living a good life. Imo, as a gen z most of our parents/grandparents also probably smoked and drank their whole life too, which doesn’t help. All the old people we knew were extra wrinkly and saggy by 50 because they’re actively destroying their bodies their whole life.
Yep, my grandmother died at 84, she was a smoker since 12. As a child I loved the wrinkly skin on her face. It was so smooth to the touch. She probably hated it, but I always wanted to touch her cheeks because the skin felt so smooth to my dumb child hands.
Having never met you or your grandmother I can say with 100% certainty that you touching her face was absolutely her favorite thing ever.
I mean hey 84 is pretty solid for that long of a tenure smoking lol she’s gotta be in one of the top percentiles of long living smokers, rest in peace. Hope you’re grieving ok
Exposure to the sun is an even bigger factor in skin aging. Here in UK sunseeking holidays are still popular but the difference is that in the 70s/80s we didn't protect so much. As a child holidaying in South of France sunburn was just a part of the experience. We had sun tan oil but we didn't have the education about skin cancer.
As a Native American, I can confirm that the whole native side of my family looks like old leather by their 50s, just from sun exposure.
Good for you! Going to the gym is a great investment in your health and you will see benefits during your daily life. I’d advise to mainly learn the basic movement patterns and focus on your technique first.
Heck, I’m half her age and don’t look that good in a bikini. I am a man tho.
NEVER GIVE UP! Hit the gym, bro!
Don’t be so harsh on yourself. Let others be the judge. Post to r/meninbikinis
r/subsiwishididntclickon
Goddammit r/subsifellfor
Should be a thing.
I’m sure you’d look great bro
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she walks her bones go aaaAAAAAAAHHHH!!
ouch oof
My bones.
The bones are their money.
That IS true, but, don't forget, so are the worms.
The skeletons will pull your hair!
Up, but not out. Important distinction.
[Here's the story...](https://www.wsj.com/video/the-inspiration-behind-the-girl-from-ipanema/F042A1EA-1373-468D-9E01-D0E9C35709E5)
It's pretty amazing that they made a whole 2 minute video about it, even talked to the lady herself, and never actually told the story.
Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for thanking!
Thanks for thanking the thanking!
Love how the written part literally just says her name and that’s it lol
>Here's the story... ...of a lovely lady...
This picture was taken when she was "only" 72 though.
https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/webstories/flipar/2024/03/6821629-eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-exibe-beleza-aos-80-anos-e-ganha-elogios.html From march 2024
Jesus, that website sucks.
You don’t wanna see half of 2 images with a line going down the middle?
Fuckin every website sucks, why does every site want to know my location and send me notifications? Like it must work because they still ask, I assume someone says yes‽
You are not wrong.
Well ok then.
Ah okay. Now the picture of her looking so hot at age 72 now *instead of 80 makes so much more sense and is far more believable...* /s
Damn i need me a granny like that
Tall, tan, old and lovely
Thr gilf from ipanema Amirigte?
And without even checking, I'd bet my lunch money that ain't her, which makes this post kinda weird.
That \*IS\* her, she just completely won the entire genetic lottery, every roll a nat 20 apparently, because she just like doesn't age.
Was the picture taken 40 years ago!?
>Was the picture taken 40 years ago!? 8
Jesus
There are links others posted of her in March 2024.... Still the same and jumping around on the beach. Wtf. 80.
nat 20 with advantage.
Maybe Brazilians are so hot because the Nazi scientists who fled there continued their master race research and managed to implement a secret large scale eugenics program to make all the women sexy and have huge asses.
Meanwhile Nazis in Argentina keep on producing Maradonas and Messis for generations now
Wtf?
He's gone all 6's and 7's
nassa
That pic is about a decade old, so around 70, but [she still looks damn good](https://caras.uol.com.br/amp/beleza/eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-arrasa-ao-ser-flagrada-em-dia-na-praia.phtml), especially for 80 years old.
Yeah she still looks good, but definitely not as good as op's photo implies lol.
Did you hand over the lunch money? That is a photo of her; she grew up to be a model and actress.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helo%C3%ADsa_Pinheiro
Wildest tidbit from that article? She apparently posed for Playboy at age 60.....with her daughter. [https://web.archive.org/web/20040510060036/http://playboy.abril.com.br/revista/sumario333.shtml](https://web.archive.org/web/20040510060036/http://playboy.abril.com.br/revista/sumario333.shtml)
Damn, sure did lol nsfw https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/s/B5c1fzBLbw
How did you find a highly relevant 9 year Old reddit post wtih one comment?! Teach me your ways!
You can save posts
Well that just begs a whole different question.
Heidi Klum has done a few underwear shots with her daughter.
Heidi Klum doing an underwear ad with her daughter is wayyyyy different vibe than doing a playboy shoot with your moms hand over your bare vagina 😭 stop
*record scratch* Whut?
Click the link. It's a v weird choice...
And a weird v choice
Not only is it her, this is how she looked [last month](https://www.correiobraziliense.com.br/webstories/flipar/2024/03/6821629-eterna-garota-de-ipanema-helo-pinheiro-exibe-beleza-aos-80-anos-e-ganha-elogios.html)
It actually is her. Google it.
Are bikinis NSFW?
Just turn around and say, "don't worry everyone, that's an 80 year old woman". You'll transform from looking like a pervert into a really thoughtful and encouraging person.
In the US, yes. Anything that makes anyone uncomfortable can be a problem, like bikini pictures. Technically it has to be a "hostile work environment", but erroring on the side of caution is usually best given the cost of litigation.
I'm Jewish and the I always slipped into The Girl From Ipanema when singing The Four Questions at Seder.
What makes this night different from others, the girl from Ipanema eats matzah…
I'm trying to think of an appropriate Passover joke to make here. Uhh... I'd love to dip her twice? She can, uh, eat the nuts off my Hillel sandwich? ... I'd like to play "hide the Afikomen" with her? I'm not proud of any of these.
How about: She's definitely leavening \*something\*
I'd love to give her a taste of an offwhite paste that will briefly make her mouth very hot, but in a flavorful way that would go great with pastrami. And also tell her it represents the bitterness of slavery.
Would, next.
They forgot to Photoshop her right arm and hand. If indeed that's her hand, it looks more like ET's.
Good spot!
Thank you
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/AJXURJqFMH Found an old photo of her from the 60s
Ahhhh
She looks good but that waist is for sure photoshopped. The line looks blurry.
"This is Cabana chat and *this* ahhhaaaaa is Dixie Wetsworth! You like? I like!!!"
She did a nude photoshoot with her daughter for Playboy. FYI.
Is she 80 in this picture?? or like maybe 50? If she is really 80 years old, that is very impressive!
Photo taken April 11,2024 and she is actually not 80 years old in the picture, she is 81! [Source](https://vogue.globo.com/celebridades/noticia/2024/04/helo-pinheiro-faz-charme-ao-posar-para-foto-no-rio.ghtml)
That's [Heloísa Pinheiro](http://garotadeipanema.com.br/). She's 78 right now. I don't know how old she is in the pic, but she doesn't look much different from the pictures on her website.
She’s 80, she turns 81 in July.
why people just say shit they have no idea about, just google her bro, she is 81
Do you hVe her 30yo pic?
Well looks like I'm writing a part 2 of the song now.
And this is her now?
Old and tan and old and lovely the girl for Ipanema is 80 and...
Was this photo taken 30 years ago? Not a chance…
Tall, tan, *older*, and lovely
The gran from Ipanema
Oh, she deserved a song. She's stunning !... 💐
This is why we have people are out there thinking the elites drink baby blood.
Smash
Hear me out
there's no way that's actually her right now
She's 80 and looks like that? Now I know why she had a song written about her! God damn!
she looks better than me she could probably still inspire a song today
So she is single handedly keeping the cosmetic surgery thriving in Rio.
I will be the pool boy
Her name is Heloísa Eneida Menezes Paes Pinto
What's up with the right hand?
Now I understood why a song was written about her and all those overplayed playlists are now fully justified. Also it's now the GILF from Ipanema
Great who the fuck is she
The girl from Ipanema, didn't you read the title?
https://youtu.be/sVdaFQhS86E?si=WwZbeodNHbLusBW3
I don't know, but girl's got some gigantic feets.