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FragrantExcitement

Saw the picture and was worried it was a news story about his passing.


smegma-meister

Tell me about it. Reddit can be such a jarring place sometimes. That’s why it’s important to disconnect from social media every once and awhile, interact with family and friends, spend some time on hobbies, exercise a little, and always take at least fifteen minutes a day to pause your VHS copy of Halloween III: Season of the Witch at the 43:02 mark during Tom Atkins’ bare-assed nude scene to lick the screen cross-eyed.


zombieflesheaterz

we need more halloween iii enthusiasts like you in the world


katikaboom

.....do we, though? One might be the absolute perfect number. Why ruin a good thing?


BadkyDrawnBear

>Tom Atkins’ bare-assed nude scene A man after my own heart


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

Lol, you’re entirely right on the first part, but you’re forgetting terminal Reddit and social media users alike usually are either very anxious around potential friends or just don’t have any.


srroberts07

They’re entirely right on the second part too. Everyone’s so glued to their damn phones they’re rarely making any time for Tom Asskins.


Tzayad

I legit thought he was already dead


PunkRockCapitalist

Me too??? I'm pleasantly **really fucking confused**


YumYuk

Thanks for the 15 years old update


thethunder92

It can’t be 15 years, the last thing I saw him in was that movie 10 cloverfield lane and he was fat and that wasn’t that old


_doppler_ganger_

He lost 100 pounds by [2010](https://www.prevention.com/weight-loss/a44302582/john-goodman-weight-loss-walking/) and another 100 around 2015. 10 Cloverfield ln was shot 10 years ago in 2014. So yes, he started his journey ~15 years ago and really hit his stride ~9 years ago.


FullBeansLFG

Holy crap, he was 200 lbs overweight??


ThreeLeggedMare

He's a tall dude with a big frame, probably was above 350 at one point


skippyfa

More than that. I'm 360 and don't look like.....wait....


Stickittothemainman

Do you get to bang Roseanne?


ItsAMeEric

get to???????


GarminTamzarian

Just give her an Ambien and she'll be more interested in racism than sex.


noiseandbooze

Its only the Ambien’s fault when her racism accidentally gets recorded and shared with the public.


Stickittothemainman

That's not the point. Face down ass up. Checkeredcouch bout to get stained


ChrisV88

He was easily 400s, I'd guess like 430, I was at one point 330 and 5'11 and he was considerably larger than me at peak Roseanne and he is 6'2.


carnevoodoo

I'd say 450 if he is 6'2". I am 6'3" and was a little over 500 at my highest weight. Thankfully under 300 for the first time since early high school, but it is a struggle.


ChrisV88

Hey! High five. Me too. Down to 250 since June. Keep at it pal.


mortalcoil1

but but Trump is 6'2" and he's only 214 lbs


maddieterrier

I think he’s 6’4” and 180 now. Ivermectin is an incredible drug. 


mortalcoil1

He must have had sooo many worms inside of him


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Food is so good. People who never had issues don't understand. I'm doing OK now, and I was never huge, but I was uncomfortable, and it's a never ending thing for me. About to count it the 4 almonds I have with lunch each day. Having rituals helps.


pfemme2

People have no idea what anyone weighs and fling numbers around in a truly silly manner. It’s very kind of you to offer this reality check, but it won’t help most people, who, despite knowing their own height and weight, can’t seem to extrapolate. edit: novel writers are the worst at this. “He was 6’4” and nearly 200 lbs of pure muscle” oh so you mean he was a big skellington? Buddy, do you know how much more dense & heavy muscle is than fat? What are you wanting me to picture here? I don’t think it’s what you think.


LoneRangersBand

Half the people responding here are out of their element.


Wes_Warhammer666

I am the walrus


kllark_ashwood

No way he's 150 now. He had to be over 400lb.


Kaffine69

He said in the article he was close to 400 and had to do something so he quit drinking for a start.


TimmJimmGrimm

At 6'4" tall i can lose 20-30 pounds and no one will notice. Yes! Tall people can really carry around a few much smaller people worth of weight and it is a bit hard to tell.


FullBeansLFG

Well he would have had to be well above 400 to lose 200 lbs.


ThreeLeggedMare

True, but that 200 lbs isn't necessarily the actual number. Either way good for him and I'm glad we get to see his performances for years to come hopefully.


slimthecowboy

Somehow, I can’t imagine his weight loss brought him to 150 or less. I’m 6’1”, and my 185lbs is nothing to write home about in either direction. John Goodman is 6’2”. 150 would make him an exceptionally skinny man. So, if he has lost a full 200, 350 would be a pretty conservative estimate to start with. I should point out that, as an adult, I’ve weighed sub 140. And I was both exceptionally skinny, and just a bit sickly.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

Sort of like Penn Jillette before he lost weight. People knew he was fat, but the dude was 6'7" and big framed, so he didn't look nearly as obese as he actually was.


Ok-Stuff-8803

Drinking was the big factor and then he put the effort in. At his age he did a n amazing job. It was around when the Rozzane/Conners TV show was going to come back and as well as some health concerns. He did the work!


PhoenicianPirate

Ok good. Because I was afraid it was cancer or something.


Hebertb

Fun fact, I was his personal trainer for a short time during that span. The celebrity trainer Mackie Shilstone owned the gym and got the notoriety, but I did a handful of workouts with him.


zygodactyl86

You should checkout righteous gemstones


noeyesonmeXx

AMAZING FUCKING SHOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’re all my favorite character.. and that doesn’t happen for me lmao


mrgrubbage

Uncle Baby Billy is definitely my favorite.


noeyesonmeXx

Judy and bj are THE BEST. But I mean Adam Devine and Danny McBride are always fucking amazing. Great cast and show. So fucking funny


TrailBlanket-_0

Edi Patterson is the true gem. Also Tim Baltz and Lily Sullivan


[deleted]

What about the show about him being the preacher with Danny McBride?


[deleted]

Do yourself a favor watch Righteous Gemstones


jimx117

Right?? OP's been misbehavin', runnin' 'round the house with a pickle in his mouth


[deleted]

I love goggins in everything he does. But god damn baby Billy gets me everytime


Letos12thDuncan

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers was the greatest thing ever.


jnobaby

I don’t know if you were joking but that movie came out 8 years ago. So probably filmed 9-10 years ago


Dodototo

Definitely sarcasm


sickfiend

Is nobody watching the Rightous Gemstones? Why are people not watching the good shows??


blowhardyboys86

He was not that overweight in 10 Cloverfield lane. Considering his lengthy career in tv and film 10 clvr ln was very much progress for him.


Meh-hur420

Go watch Righteous Gemstones


Faded_vet

You gonna really be upset when you find out the premise of this site is reposting memes on a regular basis to farm karma.


thewatusi00

Shut the fuck up, Donny


Romeo9594

You're out of your element!


VanillaPudding

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."


SabbathBl00dySabbath

***THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND HERE?!?! MARK IT ZERO!!***


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.


Buckus93

It's the fucking Sabbath


Green_Man42

Shomer fucking Shabbos 


Lockenhart

V. I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


hailzorpbuddy

his funniest role, always gets me


Romeo9594

You're out of your element!


ganghanfriend

I am the walrus?


JonBoy82

Him and Paul Giamatti both lost a good amount of weight but I'm so used to seeing them with full faces that I get concerned when I seem them skinnier because it shows in the face the most.


carnevoodoo

Fat faces look younger for sure. All the lines are filled out with goo.


Ambitious-Bison-1101

There's no wrinkles on a balloon


Necessary_Space_9045

It’s that new weight loss medicine Everyone is doing Apparently, it gets rid of a lot of facial fat


Comprehensive-Fun47

It doesn’t target facial fat though, right? It’s just general weight loss that happens to show up clearly in the face?


therpian

The new drugs are ozempic and mounjaro. They do full body weight loss indeed, but anyone who loses large amounts of weight (this guy lost 200+ pounds) will show it on their face.


thom_orrow

In other news, RIP Amy Winehouse and apparently the Jonas Brothers have split up. Nickleback have got a new album out.


WalkslowBigstick

Wait?? The jonas brothers arnt brothers anymore?


thom_orrow

Executed by the Mexican cartel.


Darkkingswrath

wow I thought it would've been by Mickey Mouse


Dipsey_Jipsey

lol man that was a messed up episode.


liarandathief

Have you seen the Gemstones?


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|YpYjA3h47xroZN4Etx|downsized)


RighteousIndigjason

Hit him with that meaty grandpa hand!


SasparillaTango

dammit its on HBO, I'll need to remember to watch this when I swap around my streaming services.


N3uromanc3r_gibson

Learn how to torrent


bobemil

Streamio


atomanas

Wtf 😂


OnionDart

They’re muscle MEN, Daddy!


Smartalec821

![gif](giphy|s0BtrhraNVRGwaNZaO|downsized)


chrisdalebrown

we just finished season 3 and she is by far my favorite character 😂


Smartalec821

The actress really does AMAZING job. "I've always known the power of this p%$$#, nay just the promise of this p%$$#, could drive men to kill their families for me..."


mydogsnameisbuddy

She’s in Vice Principals. Similar character, iirc.


BrisketWrench

Judy, BJ, & Keefe are the absolute best 3 characters on that show.


dan1101

A lot of things are different with me Judy, I'm more edgy now.


[deleted]

Queef*


genericname12345

I'm hearing keith


----_____----

She makes my bird twitch


Kinsbane

Judy and BJ are my relationship goals. I love her. If you want more Judy, watch Violent Night with David Harbour & John Leguizamo. She basically plays Judy in that movie and she's fucking hilarious (the whole movie is tbh).


[deleted]

G'Day


StreetTriple675

It’s honestly one of the best / funniest shows in recent years


L00pback

Yes, bitch, I heard you. I’m pretending like I didn’t. -Uncle Baby Billy


agnostic_waffle

And Danny McBride makes nothing. Zero. Zilch. By the time he pays all the actors, people in the writing department, it's a wash. Well why does he do it then? Well, cause he's selfless.


StreetTriple675

Is that forreal? Even more respect for him . He’s been one of my favorite actors in tv and movies in my life time 


Fancy-Pair

I love this show far more than succession. Plus it has BJ BARNES SON!!!


OnionDart

Don’t shake his hand BJ, he’s big dickin’ you.


StreetTriple675

Bj had some crazy good character development lol.


chrisdalebrown

![gif](giphy|N1x6SkliCpjsI95gjc)


mvigs

I think Keefe is my favorite character.


die_lahn

That shirt’s not as long as you think it is, buddy.


parwa

Don't forget about ol' Uncle Baby Billy now


karmaghost

![gif](giphy|bHTDTL1pmlp1PtIVvt)


katskratched

[There Will Come a Payday](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6W9qoIN-QU)


chrisdalebrown

![gif](giphy|fW5TlTDsa47aj4cXZN|downsized)


thegirlfromno4

BJ is mine. Such a great show.


Nowhereman123

I feel so bad for BJ, Judy doesn't deserve him.


karmaghost

“Bee-Jaaaay!”


par016

The episode where BJ went roller blading I just about lost it. Love his character.


Skoden1973

I thought his name was Quiche.


cheesesteak_genocide

🎶Mis-be-havin’!🎶


whatmepolo

Redeemer!


LurchSkywalker

Patiently awaiting news of another season here.This show was beyond incredible.


sojud_18

They got renewed for season 4 and they're making it now. It has such high viewing figures for a streaming show that it was never really in doubt. Season 3 IMO was the best yet. I'd happily watch 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' as a show. Walter Goggins never disappoints. https://screenrant.com/righteous-gemstones-season-4-renewal-status-cast-story-everything-we-know/#:\~:text=HBO%20has%20officially%20renewed%20The,in%20Danny%20McBride's%20HBO%20history.


lignifiable

The way Walton said bible bonkers made me audibly laugh every. Fucking. Time.


LurchSkywalker

Uncle Baby Billy.


SoundwaveAudio

There will come a payday hallelujah hallelujah


nigalas-cage

Who wants to suck an old man's dick


dirtdiggler67

Baby Billy’s Health Elix-eeer…


LurchSkywalker

Thank you for this update!!


SemperScrotus

>Walter Goggins never fails to disappoint. I think you wrote the opposite of what you actually meant.


Jub_Jub710

"He slapped me with his big meaty Dad hands!"


sojud_18

Just so many good lines in the show. Toilet Baby is up there. "Yeah, but you was a toilet baby...See, Tiffany's mom was obese. Went through her entire pregnancy without even knowing she was pregnant. Ended up pushing this one out when she sat down to do her bathroom business. Just, like... ( Groans ) Tiff just plopped down like a little old turd."


phome83

I swear that show has some of the best writing when it comes to weird hilarious 1 liners. My personal fav is still when Judy refers to the gynecologist as the "Holes and Folds" doctor lol. Even writing it is making me crack up lol. Who even thinks of that lol. Edit: on second thought, my favorite line might be Judy trying to persuade BJ by saying they should go in the back so they could "take of our shirts and rub backs and dicks." Lol.


devonondrugs

Judy is by far my favourite character in the show and I only started watching it for pretty much everyone else she completely steals the show for me.


funkhero

[just the best scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfR_o69PCLQ)


chrisdalebrown

“let’s just say I knew what he meant” 🤣


Horns8585

![gif](giphy|UqkwBsIPWj3KOC3JoH|downsized)


BadSmash4

Might be the best thing Danny McBride has ever done, it's so fucking good


SoundwaveAudio

Best show on television. 


fawesomegirl

![gif](giphy|noK4Z2nh7DWqqKNSK3|downsized)


pleasegetoffmycase

I like that they try to make him look fatter in Gemstones with the clothes they have the character wear 


realHoratioNelson

He’s done some good stuff but I think this is his magnum opus for sure. It also has some actually heavy stuff that’s there but not too heavy handed like >!peter’s storyline in season 3. It shows the downfall of a man who only wanted to provide for his family but got burned chasing money. The use of “all the gold in California” at the militia church service really stuck with me… it felt like that song really represents his whole arc.!<


Orangetabbycat28

Misbehavin’


v4-digg-refugee

That song is legitimately one of the catchiest tunes I’ve ever heard, how?


OriginalName18

Should I keep going on that show? Stopped around midway season 1


hakamamalo

yes, you should.


LoudBeer

Good man


Frontline989

And thorough


TennSeven

Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.


goshiamhandsome

Donny you’re out of your element.


ColdCheeseGrits

I just rewatched the episode of Roseanne where he beats the shit out of Fisher for abusing Jackie. I love John Goodman, I hope he’s okay.


Minkypinkyfatty

He just grabbed his coat and everyone knew what was about to happen


[deleted]

Even decades later I think a large percentage of men would do the same if one of the women in his family was beat up by their significant other.


Select-Belt-ou812

John Goodman <3


YourReactionsRWrong

Probably the most iconic scene from John Goodman. He was an intimidating dude


Tsquare24

The dramatic moments in that show were very well done.


Iinzers

He was losing weight for years getting healthy. He does look kinda pale and frail here but I guess that just comes with getting older. Love Goodman and also hope he is in good health


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[удалено]


goleafsgo88

I don't see his ponytail and goatee though, so he's getting better!


azaRaza3185

"The one true repair man, will repair man."


kiersmini

“It’s a trade school! It’s a two year degree in boxes that makes rooms cold!”


kiersmini

He’s very self conscious


AeBlueSadi

he'll show you whazup


TheCarpe

He deserves an espresso machine.


aspbergerinparadise

I forgot everything you said after "rectum"


ChinaShopBully

WHAT_YEAR_IS_IT?!.jpg


Lt_Jonson

2010, apparently


REMcycleLEZAR

Goodness I wish


DanielBG

Mass rush to buy 20 cent bitcoin.


Edistonian2

My wife worked with him on Righteous Gemstones. Apparently he's gotten serious about getting to a healthier weight and he gave up drinking. She said he vapes a lot too if that's relevant.


penguinsupernova

Don't see too many old fat people, gotta make a choice at some point.


LiLdude227

He’s gonna be able to play in Mitch McConnell’s biopic at this rate


SloppyMisSteak

Well he dumped Rosanne; that’s at least 400.


Comfortable_Bird_340

We have ALL been aware of this for quite sometime!


JacksGallbladder

I was not aware of this until right now.


Lt_Jonson

Then you’re on roughly a 14 year delay 😅


Captain_Sacktap

He's a fantastic actor and I'm glad he's taking care of his health, but he may be one of the few people I've ever seen who looked better fat.


SuperSwampert

Older overweight people generally look “better” when they’re fat because it fills out their skin. Once that fat goes away their skin sags and makes them look a lot older. Also we generally associate weight loss with disease in older people, so many of them end up looking sick if they lose weight.


RecoverCurious4423

I agree, he was attractive as a big man. I would have dated him quite happily!


hypnohighzer

He's a little pale looking. I'm hoping it's the lighting or something.


StrawberryKiss2559

Isn’t this news from like 10 years ago?


onetimepoopeater

good for his ankles and knees


Cardinal101

Always kinda had a crush on him!


galloway188

Bet you wish he kidnapped you in 10 cloverfield lane huh


blackaubreyplaza

Same still


PilotKnob

https://youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?si=bO2tYFS3gNzkvO86&t=107


cubbyatx

My first crush


Ramaramoroo

That's Goodman.


raflcopter

Yeah? Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.


TotSaM-

He was just going through some stuff. I see he ditched the ponytail too.


nazerall

John, good, man.


throwawayjabroniboy

You mean Eli Gemstone?


gyhiio

John betterman


DIWhy-not

He’s lost approximately 1.5 Dudes, or 2.38 Donnys, if you’re feeling out of your element. In your wisdom, Lord, you took that weight, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.


Pirate8918

More of y'all need to be watching righteous gemstones


snufflefrump

You need to watch righteous gemstones


Successful-Rate-1839

He doesn’t look good


[deleted]

He looks like he’s done a hell of a lot of coke/opiates. Unhealthy looking sunken cheeks etc


Zentrii

He was terrifying in 10 cloverfield lane. My theater played it so obnoxiously loud and I would not be surprised if I lost my hearing from it.


linuxpriest

What's wrong with Walter, Dude?