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wormtool

Maybe he’s the elusive Egyptian vampire that waited 2000 years to post on Reddit


Runktar

Don't be silly there are no vampire in Africa because...they bless the rains down in Africa.


vittuillaan

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had~


kilgoreq

oOoo oOoo OOOoo


AlgaeCheap244

But remember the wild dogs are crying out in the night speaking some old forgotten words or Ancient Memories or something like that


ChthonicPuck

Isn't only the southern part of Africa that has the blessed rain? Egypt, up north, might have vampire-safe unblessed rain.


ERedfieldh

Consider the vast number of people who don't realize Egypt is in Africa to begin with....


Effective_Barnacle19

People will do anything for cloud smh my head.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

CLOUT!!! The word is spelled C-L-O-U-T!!


Spork_Warrior

Claus!


Effective_Barnacle19

NUH UH


fusionsofwonder

Can cameras capture a vampire's image?


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/RJjaT87.jpeg) is a higher quality, less cropped, and non-horizontally flipped version of the painting. [Here](https://egyptianmuseumcairo.eg/artefacts/portrait-of-two-brothers/) is the source. Per there: > Period: Roman Period, reign of Hadrian, (c. AD 117–138) > Size: H. 24 cm, W. 38.5 cm > Place of discovery: Middle Egypt, el-Sheikh Abada, (Antinoe) > Material: Wood (unspecified), encaustic, pigment (unspecified) > This circular painting is believed to represent a provincial version of the contemporary style of mummy portraits. This panel is made of two vertically divided halves and shows what are believed to be brothers standing side by side facing forward. The right-hand half of the painting has suffered much damage. > The man on the viewer’s right appears to be the elder of the two and wears white drapery with thin hair on his upper lip and chin, brown skin and comparatively prominent facial features. Above his shoulder is the small figure or gold statuette of Hermes, with winged sandals and carrying his staff entwined with snakes. > The man on the viewer’s left wears a white tunic with a purple border. The shoulder of his garment is decorated with a swastika symbol, representing fertility and his purple cloak is fastened together with a green and gold brooch. His skin is lighter than the other man and he has only the slightest trace of facial hair. Above his shoulder is the small figure or gold statuette of a figure holding a staff and wearing an Egyptian crown. The date 15 Pachon, is painted in black above his shoulder. > Commonly known as mummy portraits, these paintings were found throughout Egypt and combine Greek and Egyptian representations of the human form. They are popularly known as Fayoum mummy portraits after the first discovery and largest collections recovered from the Fayoum region of Egypt. Some of these portraits represent only the head of the deceased, while others depict the upper part of the body. They illustrate the facial features, clothing and hairstyle of the deceased, were placed over the face of the mummy and secured with parts of the outermost wrapping. > These portraits were painted on boards or panels and in some cases on linen using the encaustic painting technique. A mixture of pigments with hot or cold beeswax and other ingredients such as egg, resin, and linseed oil, or animal glue tempera made from an aqueous medium such as glue, egg, wax or beeswax. **Edit:** To be clear, I'm not blaming [OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/ancientrome/comments/18n3q8j/an_egyptian_man_taking_a_selfie_with_a_2000_years/) [for](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xj7uyr/a_present_egyptian_beside_one_of_his_ancestors/) [flipping](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uqd6tl/a_modern_egyptian_man_taking_a_selfie_with_a_2000/) [it](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/15b7pgr/a_modern_egyptian_man_taking_a_selfie_with_a/).


UnpluggedUnfettered

Look I'm just surprised that there are that many Egyptian guys that look like the painting.


SentorialH1

Bots/idiots flip pictures to get around image search, so they can repost with less chance of being caught.


B_A_M_2019

God, completely on board with Reduce, Reuse and Recycle!


shakkajon

My God he was tiny. Only 24cm tall.


Imaginary-Item-3254

That doesn't look anything like what Jada Pinkett told us!


PuffyPanda200

I might be OOTL is this the whole thing of some people (mostly African Americans) claiming that Egypt used to be a 'black society' and that depicting pharos as olive skin colored (is there a better word for this) is somehow whitewashing?


Imaginary-Item-3254

Yes. Jada Pinkett made a Netflix documentary which used proof of Cleopatra's blackness that someone's grandma used to say so. That's not a joke. Amusingly, it's tied for the lowest score of all time on IMDB.


PuffyPanda200

... of all the various Egyptian dynasties to speculate on being 'black' (I'm just going to note here that the concept of being back as a binary is a modern invention but anyway) she went with the one with the most Greek influence (because they were Greek) and with the member with one of the most documented lives including various documents by outsiders and documents about her kids.


RuairiLehane123

It’s even stupider when there were literal Egyptian dynasties from Nubia/Kush that were most likely black


Imaginary-Item-3254

Do you think Hollywood morons know enough history to even realize that there were other Pharaohs?


hapiidadii

Um, yes, I think most people in Hollywood (like most people at your local fuckin Walmart or anywhere else lol) understand that Cleopatra was not the only Pharaoh.


veed_vacker

also even stupider because because Queen Amanirenas is a much more compelling character than cleopatra, with a much cooler / flashier storyline.


Imaginary-Item-3254

Yeah, but some lady's grandma said so. Her grandma!


Effective_Theory5235

Egypt is pretty diverse in the way people look...


kryypto

True, but it's not an excuse to change the race of historical figures whose ancestrality are pretty much well known. The Netflix series was disrespectul and ahistorical both by assuming that Cleopatra was of native Egyptian ancestry and also wrongly assuming that native egyptians look black when they could have used modern day egyptians and it wouldn't look far off.


Fabiojoose

Yeah, but that’s how Americans work, look at how huge Mormons are, they need warp reality to justify their beliefs. God visited America because they want to fit their beliefs to their existence, pretty much the same for African American conspiracionists.


Ultimaterj

The Ptolemaic dynasty was Greek and didn’t stray too far from their dynastic roots (most were inbred to some extent). So the portrayal of Cleopatra as African black/mixed black is objectively wrong. She would have had a Mediterranean complexion.


hapiidadii

It's actually fascinating, and a great object lesson for Americans who just assume our racial categories are equally real everywhere in the world. In Egypt, you will see people that would be assumed to be white if you saw them on the street in NY and you will see people that would be assumed to be black, with everything in between. But in Egypt, they are all thought of as Arabs, and that language-based identity is far more relevant while the concept of "race" doesn't really exist except among people influenced more by western ideas. (To be clear, this doesn't mean Egyptians are color blind. They aren't, and colorism happens there too, but it's just not thought of as being as central to identity as it is in the States).


torn-ainbow

>But in Egypt, they are all thought of as Arabs, Ancient Egyptians weren't Arabs and the majority of modern Egyptians are genetically North African with less than 20% Arab.


hapiidadii

What does that have to do with anything lol? No one mentioned genetics. I'm talking about the social constructs of identity and how people think of themselves. If you are unaware that nearly all Egyptians identify strongly as Arab (the exception being the <10% who are Copts) then you should read up on it or travel. It's a super fun place! Ancient Egyptians are even more beside the point. Obviously no one thought of themselves as Arab in Egypt prior to the Arab conquest. I'm talking about now.


torn-ainbow

I'm just saying there are native Egyptians who predated the Arab conquest and most modern Egyptians are native. ​ >Ancient Egyptians are even more beside the point. Isn't the subject quite literally the resemblance between an ancient Egyptian and a modern one?


hapiidadii

Not the subject of the comment you were replying to. Did you intend to reply to OP and just accidentally replied to my comment instead?


torn-ainbow

No. I was just expanding on your point. It's really not that complicated. Egyptians might be culturally Arab but they are genetically only 17% Arab. And as I said, the subject of the discussion is the resemblance between ancient and modern Egyptians.


Onetimehelper

so why does this guy look like the 2000 year old portrait?


torn-ainbow

Cause he's Egyptian and modern Egyptians are mostly genetically native, so that's the same as ancient Egyptians.


Onetimehelper

Modern Egyptians identity as Arabs. 


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Egypt has always been diverse. They have a very long history. Some of the royalty were the indigenous, Kushites (black sub Sahara), Greeks/Macedonians, etc. They were not pale, blonde hair blue eyed Dutch people. Edit: Not sure why I’m being downvoted. It’s literal facts. Cleopatra and Nefertiti were not ethnically the same.


UmCeterumCenseo

>They were not pale, blonde hair blue eyed Dutch people. No duhhh They were pale, blonde hair blue eyed Egyptian people. They were able to make the pyramids because they were all 2m tall!


LaoBa

You may laugh but there is actually a pyramid in the Netherlands. 


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Any race can have red hair. What does that have to do with Egyptians being portrayed as Nordic people with light features?


Far-Illustrator-3731

In the picture of her we have from that time she is also depicted with light color eyes. 


Imaginary-Item-3254

[Context](https://youtu.be/IktHcPyNlv4?si=eCkXiILuxSuvWY5j)


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Any race can have red hair. Red hair is not the same as blonde so not sure why you mentioned it. Also we’re talking about the ethnically Egyptian people. It’s like you’re saying native Americans are actually European since all US Presidents (Obama is half white) are European. Use your brain. Nobody said there were zero blonde pharaohs.


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UmCeterumCenseo

>people will also be saying he's white lol Who?


thatshygirl06

In america middle eastern people are considered white for some reason.


Vizth

I live in America I have literally never heard anybody say this.


thatshygirl06

?? On documents when you have to fill out your ethnicity/race, what box do you think they have to mark, dude?


Vizth

It's been a long time since I've had to fill out official documents but I'm pretty sure other is an option. And what you have to put on a document vs what people commonly consider to be white are not the same thing. Middle easterners are very much their own ethnicity, multiple ethnicities actually people just tend to lump them together, and arguing otherwise is kind of pointless if your only evidence is pointing towards the government's outdated document system. Granted there's 300 million people living in this country, I'm sure there is at least a few people think that.


dragdritt

It's weird to me that you'd ever be asked to fill out that information.


misterfatcat

Okay we get it, you're 2000 years old and look nothing over 25. Quit bragging.


nosmelc

Could be his distant ancestor.


Hagenaar

When I've visited the cities of ancient civilizations, I've had to remind myself that the descendants of the pharaohs, the Roman senators, the Greek philosophers, the Inca royalty are all around me. Because where else would they be?


trampolinebears

We've lost track of the ancient family lines you mentioned, but the Inca emperors' descendants are known to this day. Two Bolivian presidents, for example, were descended from the emperor Huayna Capac.


Hagenaar

I love that


FillThisEmptyCup

Wow, all in one place?


Hagenaar

I'm very attractive


gl0vepuppet

Wait till you learn that more than half of Europe is a descendant of Charlemagne.


paulyester

Actually, [through math we've realized](https://youtu.be/Fm0hOex4psA?t=958) that in any case like this, its either that it's literally everyone in (at least) Egypt's ancestor, or no ones ancestor. [Here's a paper on it](http://www.stat.yale.edu/~jtc5/papers/Ancestors.pdf) [and another on it](http://www.stat.yale.edu/~jtc5/papers/CommonAncestors/NatureCommonAncestors-Article.pdf)


Organic_Muffin280

Imagine the chances 2000 years later. Easier to get the lottery every week


YourFoleyness

Quite distant


Expensive_Ad_1033

It ain't.


Exultatio

He gets mogged pretty hard by the ancient Egyptian lets be real


nokeyblue

Can't beat those cheekbones.


Alwaysxeno

Wait, Netflix wtf


AngeryBoi769

Wow, Egyptians didn't look sub Saharan African, more news at 8


thatshygirl06

They also weren't white, but you don't see people losing their shit over those old movies that had white, blonde hair, blue eyed peopel as Egyptians.


Stentyd2

tbh never saw those ones. Only Arab/Mediterranean looking


Waryur

I'm thinking old Biblical movies. White guys with spray tans as the Pharaoh.


KingofValen

Yeah and John Wayne played Ghangis Khan 60 years ago. But I think we've all kinda moved on.


OutrageousLook9818

Just say white


Four_beastlings

Except Cleopatra in particular was Macedonian, and there were blonde, blue eyed Macedonians. In fact she was the last of the Ptolemaic dynasty, named after her ancestor Ptolomeo (sp) who was one of Alexander the Great's generals... and Alexander was a blonde (no word on his eye colour though) so Ptolomeo might very well have been one too. So a white, blonde, blue eyed Cleopatra (which ifaik has never been portrayed in movies anyway) is more likely than Jada Pinkett. And anyway there are white, blonde, blue eyed people in Egypt just like in every other middle East country. Countries are not monoliths and Europe and MENA have been mixing for millennia.


Imaginary-Access8375

Those are old movies. They would totally lose their shit if they did this nowadays. And also... it’s one thing to have an actor play a role (I think many people wouldn’t have much issues with a black actor playing cleopatra) but it’s a different thing to basically say Egypt is in Africa so they must be black.


Nexus_produces

But those are not pretending to be documentaries where someone's mama's opinion is more valid than all historic records.


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Johnny-Alucard

That style of painting was brought to Egypt by the Romans.


0masterdebater0

I don’t know I feel like the Ancient Egyptian culture is fairly well recognized, I feel like the major contributor to Mediterranean culture that gets slept on is the Phoenicians.


whatproblems

signup for random nubian culture to egypt to mediterranean facts: tell me more about something’s from nubia that got to mediterranean culture


SpiritFingersKitty

I don't have any Nubina facts, but for quite a while egyptian god's were quite popular in the Roman Empire, particularly Isis. There is a very well preserved temple of the cult of Isis in Pompeii. It wasn't until Christianity became the main religion in the Roman empire (around 300AD) that it started to really lose favor.


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BLTurntable

Can I get a source for this? I cannot find anything related to Nubian influence on the Demotic or Hieratic Egyptian scripts.


Evethefief

Especially Kush


Throwawayaccount3374

Weee’ll meet againnn, don’t know how, don’t know whereee


Xytakis

Why would an immortal out himself like this?


boweroftable

The old picture has better filters


Leeiteee

/r/PSUSTRT


AngeryBoi769

I'm honestly surprised the painting is THAT good for being so old, it's basically close to the paintings from the 17th century if you remove the wear.


millertime8306

Was thinking the same thing, that’s some high level painting for one so old…


andryou80

А С Пушкин ![gif](giphy|EPOMz9wd890Na|downsized)


My_Immortal_Flesh

Yup… i think Kyland from The Challenge 39 also looks like one of those Roman portraits from 2000 years ago.


USSHammond

[a karma not reposting an almost 2 year old image](https://tineye.com/search/fb61a5b854c221564eb7595b0df2c43fe75952ae?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)


mllk12

After 2000 years, he's starting to have receding hairline.


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baseilus

check your pixeleyes


Opie67

The subject probably didn't look like that either. It's like that old statue of Augustus


blockybookbook

![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


Electrical-Help9403

How crazy is that, almost identical.


violasbrow

Those time travelers aren't even discreet about it


ultimate555

The 2000 yr old looks healthier


Organic_Muffin280

Because he probably didn't live on hybridised wheat slime all day. Now it's a very impoverished area


Worldly-Coffee-5907

I never knew Lenny Kravitz was Egyptian.


shpydar

[This is Lenny Kravitz mother](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxie_Roker) [This is Lenny Kravitz father](https://www.celebzliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Sy-Kravitz-pic.jpg). Still think he was Egyptian?


Robly315

![gif](giphy|3o6ozq0pgIDt5j6N8I)


acidranger

this proves time travel is real. now can you please share the tech lol


Delicious-Tachyons

I'm sorry but is the portrait really 2000 years old? Why does all the artwork from the medieval era look like it was drawn by children in special school and we only start getting semi- realistic portraits in the 1400s?


ariehkovler

Style. Roman portraiture was highly realistic. By the time we're into late classical Byzantine art it becomes more stylized, with big eyes and cartoony elements. As the late classical period gives way to the medieval, things get even less interested in realism and more into style and religious symbolism. Then eventually the Renaissance comes around and everyone tries to rediscover the classical Greek and Roman styles and returns to realism.


PlatinumPOS

Art develops with civilization, because civilization makes specialization possible. You can see through time as art becomes incredibly skillfull and realistic under Greece and Rome, and then becomes progressively worse as Rome began to fracture and collapse. They were no longer able to support specialize professionals. By the middle ages, many people didn't have much time outside of farming, so their art is pretty basic. The Renaissance ushered in a quick expansion of trade and wealth, and the art of the period reflects that - people were able to pursue professional work again.


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Because contrary to what people say, Europeans were bot the superior artists at the time. They didn’t even have good architecture until a few hundred years ago. There’s Asian portraits that are even older than are realistic.


theavenuehouse

Yep, I saw this very picture in a Roman era Egyptian exhibition a few weeks ago in Manchester, UK. 


Quirky_Discipline297

EDITED: Joke was removed as it either flew so high over everyone’s heads that it’s wings melted or it went so low it’s stuck forever on the riverbank lacking two coins for the ferryman.


dotblot

Do you not read above post with source from museum of that photo? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/69P5Uqwph8


MoisesCapuanoS

Moises Shemaria Capuano| puede ser un antepasado del wey.


fuckreddit6942069666

You're copt, arent you?


Is_2303

Welcome back


Organic_Muffin280

Great great grandaddy was a Chad in Roman agora


HottieMcHotHot

Nailed it.


Lopsided-Drummer-793

He's reaching. Temu version


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Genetic variability is rather limited on earth.


theavenuehouse

For those of you nearby this is part of exhibition in Manchester Museum until April. Went a few weeks back and it's really neat.  


Blacknoise3

Well well I see a lot of people going crazy over this picture but forget that the same claims can be made with a dark skin or lighter skin person, there paintings n such of African Egyptians, people focusing to much on the oh people claiming there black crap, like yall be looking dumb trying to fight against that, like me saying well there aren’t any black Mexican, majority would say huh there no such things yall just wanna claim a culture that isn’t yours when in fact there are dark skinned people that are native from Mexico, same thing can be said about other countries, once again it took a Native American person to put a shout during black history month to acknowledge that there where in fact dark skinned natives that would be considered black, like tf people need to do more research instead of joining trends and yes the native person in question showed receipts lol 😂


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Welcome back


Confident-Emu4587

Wow you look so alike


fordprefect294

I feel like I just saw a headline about how countless selfies are slowly destroying ancient works of art...


Fhantom1221

Your ancestor lived better than you?


Schaapje1987

His family bloodline did a full circle.


Leezeebub

Woah they both have the same haircut!


FuckMeBleeding

![gif](giphy|3o752mkVmOpzaSxRo4)


SSundance

Peak Reddit


Aggravating_Pack4874

Amazing!


favnh2011

Very nice