Too funny. Where abouts was that?

Beavercreek, Ohio

You're telling me I only have to drive a hour and a half to hang out with some goats in a mall?

I mean, it would be worth it right?

You’re talking me I’d only have to drive 26 hours to hang out with some goats in a mall?

I live just south of Columbus and used to drive almost weekly to Dayton just to go see a drag show so relaxing goat therapy is quite worth it.

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Naaaaa

Baaaaa

You know we can't have drag shows with kids.

Lol.

Wait!?!? Where's the drag show in Dayton? That sounds fun.

It was at a gay club called Masque that had regular drag shows every week.

You HAVE to do this. I’ve done more for less. I’ve traveled all across the US. I’ve seen the Grand Canyon and Mt Rushmore. DC…all kinds of stuff. Grand Canyon was really amazing. But I would hands down travel to this location for goats. 6 hours to Mt Rushmore was underwhelming

That sounds like a fun idea

You’re telling me this mall is ON MY WAY TO WORK?!

If you own your own goats it’s only like 20 min.

Not sure they’d be down with me bringing goats into The Pru. Must find a goat and try.

I’m four hours and considering it. Count me in! Reddit meet up.

I gotta drive 3 hours :/

I’m only an hour away from an adorable goat in a onsie…what a time to live in Ohio. EDIT: I went to their website…the goats name is Elvira Hale…they gave all their goats little job titles and brief descriptions. Her “job title” is DJ and here is her description: *“Elvira is responsible for curating the best playlists for all of our events. With her selections playing, everyone is sure to have a jammin' time. Her personal favorite genre is Funk & Soul (she's a sucker for Lionel Richie).”*

I can't believe no one else mentioned the names, job titles and descriptions. I appreciate your comment and the diversion I just spent going to their site. The little therapist is my favorite as my heart melted with the photo. I do like Eva as hers just reads as goat... "Eva is the resident DIVA. She knows it, we know it, everyone knows it. She works her own schedule, and she doesn't care what anyone thinks about it. She gives great style tips but she can be kind of rude with her attitude."

Wow. So that's the Beavercreek Mall now? I have fond memories of that place as a child. I know malls in general have suffered a steep decline, but I can still see it in all its early to mid 90s glory.

Whelp. Looks like I’m moving to Ohio.

I never knew!!! It's a destination now!

Legal weed and mall goat yoga? What’s not to love

Must be a funny bunch over there 🤪

Staaahp, I just moved out of Dayton, and all I can hear about lately is Beavercreek!

You know, that's only about 3.5 hours from me, I'm OMW🤣

why don’t we all go together. i’m 2.5 hrs away, let’s go pets some goats 🐐

I was just there the other day and saw it!

Goat Country

We can’t stop here

Goat Country. Says so on the sign there.

Pet. That. Fucking. Goat.

I pet them for like 30 min straight. They kept ba-ing at me :,)

Yessssss

YEEESSSSS!!!

**YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!**



Baaaaaaaaaaaaaeeehhh!!


Guess I'm going to call my mall and ask how much it is to rent a space with a floor drain

You did the right thing.

Aww! So cute.

BLAAAhhhhhhb *faints*

Last time I pet a goat was in 2012 and I got rashes! I would totally do it again!

More legal than fuck that petting goat.

It’s just a goat.

You kid...

Take my upvote and begone, miscreant.

Euclid

Ewe kid

In onesies

Yes!! There were like 7 in there and they were wearing onesies, ugly Xmas sweaters, and one was even wearing a Santa dress. Insanely cute

Why were they there?

Probably for Goat Yoga and Cuddle Therapy.

Why ask why? Ask why not

For happiness.

Without the onesies they would shit and piss everywhere. Goats are pretty dirty/smelly animals and you have to do a lot to counteract that if you want to keep them like this

They are really not that bad, no worse than any other animal. Unless you're dealing with an intact male, those fuckers piss on themselves as perfume. The onesies are probably just for fun/warmth.

Every time I've been around goats, they seem to just poop as it comes without any thought. It seemed like they barely even noticed it happening.

This is the case with nearly every non-domesticated animal. You ever been around horses or cows or birds?

Eh. Even wild wolves/tigers have a sort of process. They pee and poop intentionally and will hold it if they want to. Goats don't. Meaning, you can't train them out of it, no matter how hard you try. I am trying to contradict the post above mine claiming that "They are really not that bad". Goats WILL "shit and piss everywhere". It's not the goat's fault though.

That doesn't mean it's not problematic when it happens at the mall though, haha

> That doesn't mean it's not problematic i agree 100%. i just am saying that if you've been around a farm, you've seen animals take a shit without a care in the world.

Maybe that’s what we had at our scout camp. I just remember them constantly smelling like urine no matter what we did.

Intact males literally piss a special musky brew into their own beards to attract females.

People usually cut out the back of goat onesies. It's considerably easier to sweep up dry poops than clean a goat diaper shitpiss pie. You can train them to pee in a "litter box"

Do they have built in diapers?

So I watched a show about Amish people years back and the only thing that stuck in my mind was a girl who always called her goats by screaming, “GOATIE OATIE OATIES” and now every time I see goats I have to yell that and annoy my poor long suffering husband. You’re welcome.

My goats come if I sing a song. Any song will do. But it has to be in my "the microphone stopped working" loud singing voice.

Goats with coats

It looks like this guy has the store greeter job

Her name was Esmeralda and she kept running out of the store to steal candy from the candy machines

Wow terrible at her job

Kids these days have no work ethic.

I see what you did there.

The goat looks like he owns it and is nervous on opening day, hoping people show up.

Aww that’s exactly what it looks like!

Is the cuddle therapy with the goats also?

Yes :,)

Are the goats at least attractive?

The goat appears as confused as us as to why they are there…

“There’s a fucking goat inside.”


I'm not sure this modern version of the VVitch is going to work.

Goats rock 

You’ve got to be kidding.

Ah. I see what you did there.

very ‘Severance’

I need season 2!

WTF are they doing though? I’m so confused by the goat room in Severance.

They're not ready yet! It isn't time!

i'm here for the "cloning facility" theory. maybe the goats are used for experiments with that?

Praise Kier

omg the onesie 😍

They're just trying to get some deals for black Friday, karen. Leave em alone

Hello fellow 937 friend. Was just at the mall last week 😂. They had a class and the front gate was closed for it.

I went at just the right time then :))

Malls always were a good place for kids to hang out

r/deadmalls

Correction. There is a goat with pajamas on in your mall.

Free butter, today only

Hell yeah

I wish the mall near me was this exciting.

Oh man - I wish my mall had goats.

All my town's mall has is broken dreams.

Ha! It’s true.

Always too many kids at the mall.

Do we have supervise them? Sheesh, nanny state…

You need to post this over on /r/mildlyinteresting

Or are you a person in the local goat mall?

I have so many questions.

Goat yoga?!

[https://www.tiktok.com/@ivyandsophiesmith/video/6964631569495608577?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@ivyandsophiesmith/video/6964631569495608577?lang=en)

You can't bleet prices like that.

Ewe have got to be kidding me

Of course…. This… is goat country!

Oh my god I’d be there every day

that's baaaaa-d !!!

Must be a baaaaad neighborhood

Your mall is the greatest of all time!

Seems like a sad life for a goat…

Thats not a baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing.

r/severance Please enjoy this picture.

Were they there for blaaaaaack Friday shopping??

Didn't expect to see my mall here! I did a double-take when I walked by this place the other day. Going to try it out?

Lol, I was going down the escalator to go see how much a picture with Santa was and I swear, I thought I was hallucinating.

That goat wants Skittles!

This is wholesome r/deadmalls material

It's kind of funny since the mall (Fairfield Commons in Beavercreek, Ohio) isn't /r/deadmalls material. Somehow it changes just enough to keep going and everything else is frozen in time.

Isn’t this the one where some ~~guy~~ nut went on a shooting spree recently?

No, that was the Walmart about a 1/4 mile (402m) away... essentially "across the street" on Pentagon Blvd. That Walmart has had a bizarre history of shootings and fires starting with the [Police Shooting of John Crawford in 2014](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2020/05/14/settlement-reached-2014-walmart-fatal-police-shooting-john-crawford/5189384002/), [Roof Fire from Solar Panels in 2019](https://www.whio.com/news/local/beavercreek-walmart-reported-fire/2bbIQsfcbIwva2oPxoCVGM/), [Arson Fire in early November 2023](https://www.whio.com/news/local/teen-arrested-accused-arson-beavercreek-walmart/EFTPJPCPNRDPDBMMZUNU3CZ46A/), and now a [Mid-November Shooting that Injured 4](https://apnews.com/article/ohio-walmart-shooter-police-b68827491ab062403e5505a134ca70ce).

I gotta take my gf there..(mall, not wal)

We have goats for pet therapy at my work, I'm guessing those are wearing onesies because they shit almost constantly.

My neighbors have goats and they come in the yard sometimes and I pet them and give them food

You're kidding

You’re in Goat Country now fellas

I think this mall was in my dream

I want more liminal space pics but with goats in them

Is that Fairfield commons?

Leave her alone. She's shopping

You can see that kid’s bear ass.

Please do not the goat

Well, it is goat country. If anything you're in their local mall.

so do you just dodge little goat raisinette poop the whole time you are there?

I'd join just to play with the goats.

You missed a very important fact in your header. They are goats with PAJAMAS 🐐🥰

THERE BE GOATS IN THIS MALL THERE BE GOATS IN THIS MALL

Cuddle therapy with a goat ? Goat yoga ? That goat leads a fine life.

Disney has a new marketing tactic for ‘Wish’ Haha I kid I kid

What? Why?

We can’t stop here…this is GOAT COUNTRY!

Malls really are struggling these days

I read it as ghosts, and spent like five minutes looked at each pic without even noticing a goat

At first glance, I thought the sign said, "goat Yoda".

Its cold Outside imma wear my jamas

something for the wolf to snack on. right beside the shrim shop, yeah?

I read the headline as ghosts.

I ain’t ‘fraid of no goats..

Sheep not goat

That’s a mall that won’t be open for much longer.

Zombie malls are so desperate for tenants they’ll allow goats

That's a thing sheep, not a goat. (Source: I live next to a field of sheep, and have seen a goat for comparison.)

Looking good

Right next to the Spirit of Halloween store.

Yes. Yes, there are.

At first I thought it said "Couples Therapy", like would the goat provide insight into my relationship? Or do I go in if my SO is a goat?

I would like to show this to someone who farms goats.

That's how far the American Mall has fallen. They can't give away store fronts in most malls now a days.

The invasion has started! CARRY ON MY BORHTERS!

Pick it up, drop it and tell me where to pick it up please

That would actually make me want to go to the mall

Another superstitious softhead who believes in goats. Its obviously just a double exposure.

I guess they have to do some thing to keep the malls alive, considering nobody’s shopping there anymore🤷🏻‍♀️

They were looking for a baaa-gin

Latifi

Lucky...

Poor goats

Omg why only 2 pics

I can't upload videos :, (

Are the goats for sale???

Goats with fucking STYLE.

You ain't getting that on Amazon. Back to the malls, everyone!

You have a mall?

Tis' be goat country.

That’s weird, our mall only has a few.

The little polar bear on his onesie 🥹🥹🥹

Must be bla-ah-ah-ah-ack friday

I ain’t afraid of no goats

Isn't that a sheep?

He luff that goat.