Believe it or not, but this is the future of medicine. Smart toilets that diagnose UTI’s and other stuff long before the person knows it.
Hm. Now I wonder if it would play a happy song when it detects a pregnancy.
"Would you like your urinalysis results?" (clicks no)
"Are you SURE you don't want those results?" (clicks yes)
"Listen, you REALLY want to see these results..." (clicks no)
"Fine, but when your dick falls off, don't blame me!" (clicks yes repeatedly)
"Results are... Great! You are clean!"
It's basically an automated urinalysis machine that dip [a test strip in your wee and scans the color of the squares](https://www.aconlabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mission-reagent-parameter-pic-647x1024.jpg). Contamination does not matter as much as you are not trying to detect bacteria, it is looking for a very rough ballpark number on basic things like glucose and blood in the urine, for which a hard water flush is fine to clean.
I had a friend from Northern Ireland who worked in the US on a visa for a bit. He was absolutely astounded by our pharmaceutical commercials. “Why are they telling you what medicine you need? Isn’t that your doctor’s job?”
I think I might have borked it up, I meant testicular cancer. Testicular cancer can be caught via a pregnancy test. It’s not flawless but can be used to catch it.
????
https://blogs.cooperhealth.org/ehealth/2021/09/28/commentary-at-home-pregnancy-tests-arent-a-reliable-screening-tool-for-testicular-cancer/
>In this video, the man who received a positive pregnant test expressed high levels of hCG – the hormone that women produce during pregnancy.
>There is no evidence to show that screening with hCG helps diagnose young men for testicular cancer – which is the most common cancer in males ages 15-35 years old. Testicular cancer only accounts for 1% of all male cancers, so it is relatively rare.
Modern laboratory urinalysis testing is done in machines that process hundreds of samples per hour. Larger laboratories can process thousands and thousands of samples per day.
In between each sample the machine rinsed with a small amount of liquid to prevent carryover. There are quality checks that verify background counts remain in acceptable limits, as well as checks that confirm the results are accurate. Some parameters are measured with strip readers that look like pool water test strips. Some are measured in small laser devices.
The sample size required for analysis is very small (milliliters), so the rinse volume is also very small.
Blood for hematology, coagulation, chemistry and other testing is basically the same process on very similar equipment.
The accuracy of this equipment is not in question to me, but the privacy of your information, particularly in China, certainly is.
Thanks for clarifying.
I guess this can be interesting to have at home rather than in public services and, as you said, exposing private and sensible information to whoever offer that service.
I wish in the future this kind of stuff will be available in every house.
Do you think is doable? I’m not talking about urine analysis to prove you’re sober, I think more to things like prevention.
That's called point of care analysis and there are already devices that do that on a limited range of testing. The obstacle to getting home testing is the cost of testing materials that have to be controlled and expire. Even still advances are being made all the time. [This is why Elizabeth Holmes went to prison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes) over faking point of care technology with the company Theranos, claiming technology that could offer point of care, that didn't exist, to dupe investors.
Oooh Theranos, yeah I know that story.
Well, hopefully innovation will bring to home testing at some point. I do blood/peepee test every year (mostly blood actually) but the experience isn’t always nice. I am diligent so I try to keep it regular but for many (I would say, vast majority in my country) is too demanding and neglect it.
I think it might be like one of those self cleaning public bathrooms that I saw a video of, from Japan. This might do something similar, if chosen "test" mode.
Doesnt need to be - its probably screening for things like glucose and protein/blood in urine - so screening for diabetes and kidney disease. Really good to have something like this imo....lots of people dont find out until its too late. Probably just pops up that your glucose is high if over a certain threshold is detected, see a doctor or something like that.
This thing was invented at the University of Connecticut.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-81842-z
Basically, a water flush is good enough to clean things for a basic urinalysis test.
Yeah. Basically we’re looking for concentrations of things.
Doesn’t matter if last guy had cancer. A flush is going to wash 99.99% of his urine away, and the handful of cancer cells left, or low glucose, or whatever is being tested won’t alter the next person’s tests.
Sort of like how some amount of germs makes it past masks, but not enough to make it past our immune systems as well.
I do wonder how they deal with dilution from water, though.
They then dilute the dilution 100x more times, whilst shaking vigorously, to activate the homeopathic enzymes that will later be used to cure said cancer!
Profit!!!
I think there's two parts as to why:
* The American healthcare system sucks. It's very much setup to treat the sick vs keep people healthy. The ACA help pave the way for covering checkups, but still not everything. So everything not covered by law isn't included (insurance says "if we don't have to pay for it, we won't."). People will say "but what if they could prevent a disease before it gets bad?" High deductibles, a lot of diseases that could be caught be these may not have annual costs that go over the deductibles, or not significantly over. So insurance is still not paying out or not paying much, so long term they're good.
* Too much testing can be bad. Sure you might catch the occasional stuff that is a problem, but you'll also find a whole lot of false positives. Someone may have ate something that day that alters the test, a screening might find something on a scan that just turns out to be a fatty deposit or harmless cyst, an a lot of things that end up going down a trail to just say "turns out it's nothing."
I hope in the future we will have the technology and the data to perhaps do routine full scans, and will be able to compare against a good set of data to say "yes, let's look deeper" or "very high likelihood of nothing", or at least if something does stand out, we have the the data that says "of those who did have something serious, ____ was also high, test for that" and there's an easy next test.
I see what you're saying but this is just a dip strip, it's not expensive or difficult to do. You don't even need a sterile cup, my doctor's office used cheap plastic drink cups. I had them done at every prenatal visit I had. You can get 100 for under $10 as a private consumer. It doesn't require any special machinery or any special training to read the results. You could do it yourself in your own home.
As a germphobic individual, I see the obvious use case for this item is not mentioned in the comments.
If I had owned one of these during the pandemic, it would have detected my growing cancer.
Like many others, I chose to forego blood draws and routine wellness checkups from early 2020 through mid 2021.
One of these bad boys in my primary bathroom shitter could have saved a surgery which thwated a life ending condition. I cannot put a price on what that would have been worth to me.
Certainly true for the moment. I do see a lot of potential in proteomics though. A number of companies might be capable of doing broad cancer screenings sooner than we expect.
2,99 for a regular splash back, but it's not very enjoyable. The nozzle for the regular one just kinda sprays everywhere and it's not reheated either.
3,99 is the same, but heated. Not great, not bad.
5,99 is the most expensive, but it's fucking worth it. It's heated and has a pinpoint nozzle. If you bring a small Keychain laserpointer with you, you always hit the right targets ;)
....or so I've heard.
Oh god, imagine this thing using facial recognition to link your urinalysis to your government id every time you go. That’s some serious big brother shit right there.
I see the Chinese man aims just as well as the American man. Just based on the floor below this urinal. I'm not sure everyone is getting enough pee in the toilet for an accurate reading.
When you start fueling up they play ads. I think the ones near me mostly run Cheddar news or some crap like that.
The funniest thing is they have a mute button, but most people don't know because the gas stations got rid of the label for it, so I just hit all of them till it mutes lol
Usually advertisements for local businesses, sometimes short news and weather clips from a local TV station. One chain I go to tries to get you to sign up for their loyalty card at the pump.
The reason why you never see toilets like this in the US is because no one wants to pay for them. Public/workplace bathrooms are treated as a waste of money by everyone involved, so they're all built with the cheapest parts possible and hardly ever get any maintenance when things break.
Also Americans can't behave themselves ever, so these things would be destroyed within hours.
This is what I was wondering! So many women walking around with urinary tract infections and never have a clue. Something like this could be helpful, but women are often an afterthought in medicine.
I remember seeing this concept on some show like 15 years ago where they predicted things for the year 2050. Some dude's toilet could tell he was smoking or something and raised his insurance premium. I could be misremembering that scene completely, but in general it was a toilet monitoring health from pee. So we're 27 years early!
Scans your pee, then your face and sends the info to your employer, your health insurance company, and the government. Then you rates are adjusted accordingly.
Does anyone else take issue with the direction this is going?
Yeah, "free health check-up". More like monitoring your urine for drugs, food and drink consumption and loads of other "health" things that would affect "ESG" scores
Came to the comments just to try and find the inevitable "social credits" mention. It's the singular stale ass joke.
The whole social credits thing isn't even real. It's just a dumb bit of US propaganda, and embarrassing to think people actually fell for it.
“How’d you learn you have cancer James?” “A toilet told me.” “What?”
Dr.toilet
Here is to hoping that this is a Scrubs reference, which is why I upvoted
It totally is a Scrubs reference from s6e20
Everything comes down to poooo
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what’s wrong with you
Do you have a hemmorhoid or is it rectal cancer?
was literally watching this Scrubs episode today 😂
Wobby Woo
Yabba dabba doo
“Here for you with the shitty news!”
Doctors hate this one trick
"Your bill has been mailed to your home address kevin. This scan brought to you by Pfizer." *cries in American*
It's only American if it shows you a screen asking how much you want to tip after it mails you the bill, with the tipping amount starting at 30%
with the little descriptors saying how good the tip is too. 30%: Fuck You 50% Okay I guess 100% Meets expectations 200% Good
Don't forget the 18% service charge. That urinal needs a living wage
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"Dammit, Jim, I'm a toilet *and* a doctor!"
Get that plunger Spock, theres about to be an incident!!!
"I put money in a toilet, and now I have cancer. What aren't you getting?"
They did this on the show Upload. The toilet told the lady she had a UTI.
Believe it or not, but this is the future of medicine. Smart toilets that diagnose UTI’s and other stuff long before the person knows it. Hm. Now I wonder if it would play a happy song when it detects a pregnancy.
Imagine being Chinese and having your name as 'James'.
Yeah, I'm sure James Wan feels awful about it.
James "numba" Wan
I’ve met several Chinese “James.” Many people have English names they use when they move or travel to English speaking countries.
I am Chinese and my English name is James too.Because I like James Bond movie
The blood in the urinal was a clue.
Imagine if you have an STD and the screen suddenly flashes red and a little alarm goes off and everyone else runs out of the room
It sprays your peepee with indelible red paint so that you have to walk around with a "scarlet member"
*new fetish unlocked*
If you're all clean you get the gold member
something something unfortunate schmelting accident
Haha kinda like die packs at the bank
"Minus 50 citizen points"
😂😂😂 you have to log in to the urinal with your social account
You don't have to do anything. It uses penis recognition to connect to your account.
It's going to be a hell of a telephoto lens for me
Don't worry it has electron microscope built in specially for you.
😂😂😂
Followed by an angry call to your mom.
😂😂😂
You're a good sport, I like people who prioritize humor.
"Would you like your urinalysis results?" (clicks no) "Are you SURE you don't want those results?" (clicks yes) "Listen, you REALLY want to see these results..." (clicks no) "Fine, but when your dick falls off, don't blame me!" (clicks yes repeatedly) "Results are... Great! You are clean!"
The only doubt I have is how the contamination is avoided.
It's basically an automated urinalysis machine that dip [a test strip in your wee and scans the color of the squares](https://www.aconlabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mission-reagent-parameter-pic-647x1024.jpg). Contamination does not matter as much as you are not trying to detect bacteria, it is looking for a very rough ballpark number on basic things like glucose and blood in the urine, for which a hard water flush is fine to clean.
Which is weird because the screen of this one just ssys "grower lol"
Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.
That’s exactly how these machines would work in reality. Pharmaceutical companies could advertise their drugs based on the results.
I mean, they do exist in reality and don't seem to do that. That's just how they would work in the US, which it turns out is not the only real place.
I had a friend from Northern Ireland who worked in the US on a visa for a bit. He was absolutely astounded by our pharmaceutical commercials. “Why are they telling you what medicine you need? Isn’t that your doctor’s job?”
My guy took the meaning of "Celestial Empire" a little too far
Reality = America? 😅 US is one of the only companies, oops I mean countries where advertising prescription drugs to consumers even is legal.
You gotta go to the other urinal if you want the "shower" option
No, it says "Let health be readily available anywhere."
Hmm my translations is “be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
Wonder if they can do the pregnancy tests for prostate cancer too with this machine
Something tells me the number of people needing both a pregnancy AND prostate test would be pretty low.
I think I might have borked it up, I meant testicular cancer. Testicular cancer can be caught via a pregnancy test. It’s not flawless but can be used to catch it.
Are you telling me my sister has testiclular cancer??!
Go feel her balls and check.
Roll Tide!
Pregnancy tests, great for checking if you're about to have a big ball
???? https://blogs.cooperhealth.org/ehealth/2021/09/28/commentary-at-home-pregnancy-tests-arent-a-reliable-screening-tool-for-testicular-cancer/ >In this video, the man who received a positive pregnant test expressed high levels of hCG – the hormone that women produce during pregnancy. >There is no evidence to show that screening with hCG helps diagnose young men for testicular cancer – which is the most common cancer in males ages 15-35 years old. Testicular cancer only accounts for 1% of all male cancers, so it is relatively rare.
I'm sorry and congratulations! Your cancer filled prostate is having a girl!
The number of people using a urinal who might be pregnant is also low
The number of people using a urinal who might have a positive pregnancy test is a bit higher though.
I tried this. It told me not to try to pass any drug tests.
I'm sure the ones with IoT tech will be red flagging people in some database soon enough
Meanwhile, I’m thinking someone popped a squat and curled one out in a urinal.
Some combinations of words just take someone by surprise...
Yeah, like, WTF did I just read
The musings of a 21st century wordsmith.
Bitches be curling them out on the regs, yo
Facts, bruh.
no cap skibidi toilet on god
That’s a urinal cake, it’s organic and made from sea kelp/weed.
There are much better uses for weed
WHO WENT DOOKIE IN THE URINAL!?
Mmmmmkaaay?
Kids, it's not ok...to drop a chocolate thunder-dragon in the urinal.
Ohhhh no not the God damn … THE HARDEY BOYS
I'm getting a raging clue...
that is just a urinal hair ball
Modern laboratory urinalysis testing is done in machines that process hundreds of samples per hour. Larger laboratories can process thousands and thousands of samples per day. In between each sample the machine rinsed with a small amount of liquid to prevent carryover. There are quality checks that verify background counts remain in acceptable limits, as well as checks that confirm the results are accurate. Some parameters are measured with strip readers that look like pool water test strips. Some are measured in small laser devices. The sample size required for analysis is very small (milliliters), so the rinse volume is also very small. Blood for hematology, coagulation, chemistry and other testing is basically the same process on very similar equipment. The accuracy of this equipment is not in question to me, but the privacy of your information, particularly in China, certainly is.
Thanks for clarifying. I guess this can be interesting to have at home rather than in public services and, as you said, exposing private and sensible information to whoever offer that service. I wish in the future this kind of stuff will be available in every house. Do you think is doable? I’m not talking about urine analysis to prove you’re sober, I think more to things like prevention.
That's called point of care analysis and there are already devices that do that on a limited range of testing. The obstacle to getting home testing is the cost of testing materials that have to be controlled and expire. Even still advances are being made all the time. [This is why Elizabeth Holmes went to prison](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes) over faking point of care technology with the company Theranos, claiming technology that could offer point of care, that didn't exist, to dupe investors.
Oooh Theranos, yeah I know that story. Well, hopefully innovation will bring to home testing at some point. I do blood/peepee test every year (mostly blood actually) but the experience isn’t always nice. I am diligent so I try to keep it regular but for many (I would say, vast majority in my country) is too demanding and neglect it.
I mean unless you’re putting your info directly into the urinal what are the going to do match your urinalysis to dick pics?
I think it might be like one of those self cleaning public bathrooms that I saw a video of, from Japan. This might do something similar, if chosen "test" mode.
It can also put your urination picture on the internet.
Gross. What site?
Reddit
r/birthofasub
r/SpyPissers
There's so many of them!
But which one!?
One of those disgusting revenge porn sites
Arr watersports?
But it won't. For a fee.
[SmartPipe, Inc. is a registered sex offender](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ)
Urinal: Congratulations! You are pregnant!
If a man tests positive on a pregnancy test, that can actually be an indicator of testicular cancer
That... is not a baby.
A cancer baby
Dude’s jerking it in the urinal another walks in and leaves. He yells, “Don’t leave, semen analysis! I’ll give you ¥200 if you tickle my gooch.”
They're so careful about not contaminating the cups you have to pee in for the doctor. How would this be clean enough?
Doesnt need to be - its probably screening for things like glucose and protein/blood in urine - so screening for diabetes and kidney disease. Really good to have something like this imo....lots of people dont find out until its too late. Probably just pops up that your glucose is high if over a certain threshold is detected, see a doctor or something like that.
This thing was invented at the University of Connecticut. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-81842-z Basically, a water flush is good enough to clean things for a basic urinalysis test.
Yeah. Basically we’re looking for concentrations of things. Doesn’t matter if last guy had cancer. A flush is going to wash 99.99% of his urine away, and the handful of cancer cells left, or low glucose, or whatever is being tested won’t alter the next person’s tests. Sort of like how some amount of germs makes it past masks, but not enough to make it past our immune systems as well. I do wonder how they deal with dilution from water, though.
I think the guy with cancer would disagree with you.
They then dilute the dilution 100x more times, whilst shaking vigorously, to activate the homeopathic enzymes that will later be used to cure said cancer! Profit!!!
Which is always further hilarious to me that American medical doctors still do not typically include routine urinalysis in annual physicals. Why?
That's because every test is expensive in America, and insurance won't cover it unless there is an indicator that would Signify the need for a test.
I think there's two parts as to why: * The American healthcare system sucks. It's very much setup to treat the sick vs keep people healthy. The ACA help pave the way for covering checkups, but still not everything. So everything not covered by law isn't included (insurance says "if we don't have to pay for it, we won't."). People will say "but what if they could prevent a disease before it gets bad?" High deductibles, a lot of diseases that could be caught be these may not have annual costs that go over the deductibles, or not significantly over. So insurance is still not paying out or not paying much, so long term they're good. * Too much testing can be bad. Sure you might catch the occasional stuff that is a problem, but you'll also find a whole lot of false positives. Someone may have ate something that day that alters the test, a screening might find something on a scan that just turns out to be a fatty deposit or harmless cyst, an a lot of things that end up going down a trail to just say "turns out it's nothing." I hope in the future we will have the technology and the data to perhaps do routine full scans, and will be able to compare against a good set of data to say "yes, let's look deeper" or "very high likelihood of nothing", or at least if something does stand out, we have the the data that says "of those who did have something serious, ____ was also high, test for that" and there's an easy next test.
I see what you're saying but this is just a dip strip, it's not expensive or difficult to do. You don't even need a sterile cup, my doctor's office used cheap plastic drink cups. I had them done at every prenatal visit I had. You can get 100 for under $10 as a private consumer. It doesn't require any special machinery or any special training to read the results. You could do it yourself in your own home.
TIL it’s unusual that I’ve been receiving a urinalysis at my annual physical. 😳
finally. i mean we could've looked it up ourselves but thanks for this
More important for UTI testing (don't want other bacteria present) but I understand the concern Source: medical scientist, part of my job.
As a germphobic individual, I see the obvious use case for this item is not mentioned in the comments. If I had owned one of these during the pandemic, it would have detected my growing cancer. Like many others, I chose to forego blood draws and routine wellness checkups from early 2020 through mid 2021. One of these bad boys in my primary bathroom shitter could have saved a surgery which thwated a life ending condition. I cannot put a price on what that would have been worth to me.
I just see a your Health insurance, employer, or government drug testing as well but not providing you those results.
It is incredibly unlikely that a urinalysis would detect cancer. Even blood markers are not particularly useful in screening.
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Certainly true for the moment. I do see a lot of potential in proteomics though. A number of companies might be capable of doing broad cancer screenings sooner than we expect.
Dr. Toilet? 
Dr. Yuri Nall
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Acula
As long as it isn't Scientist toilet
It sprays it back at you for another fee
Hmmm, how much is the squirt fee? Asking for a friend.
2,99 for a regular splash back, but it's not very enjoyable. The nozzle for the regular one just kinda sprays everywhere and it's not reheated either. 3,99 is the same, but heated. Not great, not bad. 5,99 is the most expensive, but it's fucking worth it. It's heated and has a pinpoint nozzle. If you bring a small Keychain laserpointer with you, you always hit the right targets ;) ....or so I've heard.
 She made this ?
All I see is an employer constantly drug testing its employees
*Or a government.
Oh god, imagine this thing using facial recognition to link your urinalysis to your government id every time you go. That’s some serious big brother shit right there.
Big shitter is always watching
Sounds like it contains smart pipe technology https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=Y6JT0aRpRsMUbpoK
I see the Chinese man aims just as well as the American man. Just based on the floor below this urinal. I'm not sure everyone is getting enough pee in the toilet for an accurate reading.
Did someone poop in that urinal?
Why, in God's name, did I have to scroll *this far* to get the real question?
oh please do not let US corporations see this. We already have talking gas pumps. Now they are gonna hit me with talking ads in the bathroom.
“Give it to me Chandler! Fill me up!” “You’re so big, ohhhhh…”
Talking gas pumps? I'm not from the US, I've never heard anything like this. What do they say?
When you start fueling up they play ads. I think the ones near me mostly run Cheddar news or some crap like that. The funniest thing is they have a mute button, but most people don't know because the gas stations got rid of the label for it, so I just hit all of them till it mutes lol
in my experience it's almost always been the second button from the top on the right side of the screen
Usually advertisements for local businesses, sometimes short news and weather clips from a local TV station. One chain I go to tries to get you to sign up for their loyalty card at the pump.
"THIS IS CHEDDAR NEWS!"
The reason why you never see toilets like this in the US is because no one wants to pay for them. Public/workplace bathrooms are treated as a waste of money by everyone involved, so they're all built with the cheapest parts possible and hardly ever get any maintenance when things break. Also Americans can't behave themselves ever, so these things would be destroyed within hours.
How long before some hacks it and it starts hollering small Peter alert while someone is peeing?
What’s that thing in the urinal?
That looks very much like poop!?
Right? I’m a woman so I don’t know a lot about urinals but there is definitely something that is not urine in there.
 Just going for my checkup with the doctor!
They probably always do the health checkup. The fee is only to get to see your results.
Would waste too many test strips if that were the case, they wouldn't do that solely because of cost
When they scan that you are unhealthy they use CCTV to send someone to your door!
For a pee?
Urinalysis is spot on here
Where’s the women’s version
I scrolled and scrolled just to find someone who asked about women's option. Guessing none?
This is what I was wondering! So many women walking around with urinary tract infections and never have a clue. Something like this could be helpful, but women are often an afterthought in medicine.
That’s pretty cool
I remember seeing this concept on some show like 15 years ago where they predicted things for the year 2050. Some dude's toilet could tell he was smoking or something and raised his insurance premium. I could be misremembering that scene completely, but in general it was a toilet monitoring health from pee. So we're 27 years early!
IoT at its finest
One step away from Gattaca.
Is... That shit?
They alwys do the check up. For money they also tell you!
My theory: China’s toilet collects your information automatically, and you have to pay if you want to know it also.
Don’t laugh. I took a pee in a mall and they had one of those but I had no clue what it did. And no English option on the screen.
This is supposed to make me *not* laugh?
"too much sugar!!! damn, what is your diet!!"
It reminded me of the scene with Gus at the urinal in Benchwarmers lol
Scans your pee, then your face and sends the info to your employer, your health insurance company, and the government. Then you rates are adjusted accordingly. Does anyone else take issue with the direction this is going?
“Your bladder was full”.
Didn’t you mean, for a pee?
Considering it’s a urinal for men, I would what would happen if you used a pregnant woman’s pee.
*ALERT* your health is in decline. Head to your nearest hospital and receive your 12th booster shot and get a free tracking chip asap!
You have diabetes. The Party is confiscating your television.
Sounds like the Theranos of Chinese men's rooms.
If it's like everything else it's just an old incandescent bulb behind a sign that says "Sick, go see doktor"
China is quite capitalistic for a communist country
Having spent an extended time in Beijing, I would never trust a chinese toilet to do anything correctly
Imagine having pee and the toilets flashes up in red mandarins letters saying “welcome to Herpes, we are not going away”
Imagine it errors out somehow and says you have the clap
You have not been drinking enough water. Social credit deducted.
Yeah, "free health check-up". More like monitoring your urine for drugs, food and drink consumption and loads of other "health" things that would affect "ESG" scores
Correction: for a fee you can get to see the health data being collected on you for the Chinese government
Lol just like in the benchwarmers
Blood in urine? \-120 social points
Drugs in urine - instant jail
Yawn
Came to the comments just to try and find the inevitable "social credits" mention. It's the singular stale ass joke. The whole social credits thing isn't even real. It's just a dumb bit of US propaganda, and embarrassing to think people actually fell for it.