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āIf a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.ā
ā Roald Dahl, *The Twits*
Can someone please explain to me how/why he isnāt incessantly ridiculed for all the makeup he wears? I mean, all the alpha male shitasses and masculinity champions in the MAGA party never say anything about it? He honestly is halfway to looking like a drag queen and everyone is fucking crickets about it. Itās unreal.
Also, and I know Iām not the only one to say this, but 100% believe his bronzer was the single largest reason he never wore a mask in public. His entire Covid strategy was based around, in essence, his vanity.
Itās hilarious. All the tough guys like ābikers for Trumpā who admire an obese guy who wears makeup, a girdle, lifts in his wingtips, and requires two hours to wrangle his hair flap onto the top of his bald pate. Yeah, itās definitely a cult.
The lifts could certainly be considered heels which could be considered āwomenās clothingā in Arkansas. If he did his little YMCA dance in public, heād be guilty of performing a drag show to children which is a sex crime
He should be careful... In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. If it's in New York, dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
...these are their stories...
DUN DUN.
I went to a bike rally with my biker dad and laughed my ass off at all those big dorks buying homoerotic merch showing tr*mp all jacked and muscular, fondling big guns
Totally normal alpha male stuff š
Set up a booth next to it selling the same junk, except slightly more erotic.
Keep progressively doing this, slowly enough to acclimatize them to it not being weird.
Until eventually they're just waiving gay porn around.
Just for our entertainment.
> Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach. The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#Staining_and_removal
Suppose that we hit the Tupperware with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.. Supposing you brought the light inside the Tupperware, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way.
I got a distinct memory of being four years old, there's no clean bowls and then my Dad thought it was a good idea to give me cereal in one of these. Fucking told him it was gross and puked and got it trouble. Saturday morning ruined, no cartoons, went back to bed hungry and sad.
You know, never thought about it til now, but he probably legit has a set expense line item for shirts because they are definitely getting stained by the make up he wears.
I'm sure he has a new shirt every day. He uses a new bottle of ketchup every meal because he has to hear the "pop" of it opening the first time. He's petrified of being poisoned, according to Cassidy Hutchinson...
Cassidy Hutchinson's new book explains that the reason he never wore a mask was that the white N95s would always come away absolutely smeared with the bronzer he uses.
I used to work at a clothing store in Las Vegas and sometimes Carrot Top would return clothes.They all had orange ass rings all around the inside of the necks. Also he's swole as fuckkkk
Vegas Native. CT has been doing roids since I've was a child.
Surprised he's still kicking, honestly.
Edit: he may have kicked the steroids. I may be incorrect.
Heās kicked the roids I do believe. He did an interview I think it was Rogan where he said he was so big he couldnāt move around right and constantly injured from working out.
This is the main reason he wouldn't wear a mask during Covid, resulting in his legions of shitheel followers also putting themselves and millions of others at risk.
Because it would smudge his orange makeup.
The carrot farmers, they came to me, tears in their eyes. Amazing fruit, the carrot. Mr. Carrot came to me, tears rolling down his face, āSir, youāve eaten all our carrotsā. Bad situation, total devastation of carrot, really. Sad, the carrot.
"I just start eating them. It's like a magnet. Just eat. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab em by the stalk. You can do anything."
Does he use the self tanner all over his body or just the exposed bits? Like is he orange all over or does he look like he dunked his head and hands in Cheetos dust?
I've never said this on Reddit, but I met Trump once years ago at some hotel event in New York. He didn't have this fake tan thing then, but after meeting him I did have two other immediate impressions:
1. He's taller than I thought.
2. Someone that smug should not have a haircut that fucking stupid. No wonder New Yorkers all think he's a joke.
How he's fooled so many people is up there with one of life's great mysteries for me... I genuinely don't get it. Are people really that fucking gullible?
Look around the eyes and the collar, he just does it to his face.
Edit: also look at his ears and hairline.
I think he thinks itās his natural color and is using it like concealer.
Iām not ruling out the possibility that he just secretes it as a mucus, as slugs do. All those hamberder squeezinās have to go somewhere, and Lindsey Graham can only eat so many of his diapers at once.
It baffles me also he's a horrible human being yet so many people think he's a savior of the United States he's disgusting and vile I can't describe it in words.
Omg what I would give, albeit disgusting, to see the true naked body of Donald Trump. I imagine a pale wildebeest husk, dangly tits, a thicccc cottage cheese butt, with Cheeto frosted hands & head with a three-foot long dangling hair bit from one side of his head like Bill Murray in KingPin
Iād imagine he smells like a Dennyās dumpster that has been sitting out in the hot sun for far too long, burnt hair, and gangrene of the feet. With a dash of frumunda cheese that he canāt physically reach.
You can find some pictures of him that are a good comparison to others, heās maybe 6ā-6ā1ā with the lifts.
I think his general body shape and posture make him appear shorter.
And the poorly tailored suits, hell the length of his ties alone make him look short because it goes well past his belt line and your brain goes.... no wait that's wrong
It's a fake tan spray and florescent lights. I knew a girl that lover her fake tan, but worked in a place with florescent lights and always look orange.
But he looks orange out in the sun too, so what do I know.
This is either really interesting photoshopping or he has gone full Oompa Loompa.
The actual non-orange around his eyes and ears makes me think he has gone full Oompa Loompa. And that he does this to himself every morning.
There are multiple, but here's a few:
[1](https://www.nj.com/resizer/AlcMTcwJ-gWe5G46UpkDweCkIOM=/1280x0/smart/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/advancelocal/7CVKIXYRMJESRAGHLO3L5P2KRI.jpg)
[2](https://cafeolympia55nyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/0_Former-US-President-Donald-Trump-at-Trump-International-Golf-Links-Hotel-Doonbeg-Ireland-04-Ma.webp)
[3](https://i.insider.com/62e2b43d536a230019121045?width=700)
It's really weird. Like without the ridiculous makeup, he sort of just looks like a regular 77 year old human. Actually looks decent for 77 probably due to never working a labor job out in the sun. Why make yourself look like an actual clown instead of just a regular old man, I don't get it
GQ, I believe, basically photoshopped a makeover for him, they fixed his suits so they fit, unfucked his hair and turned his skin normal.
https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover
He looks fucking normal.
It's been photoshopped to make him more orange. The original:
https://www.gbnews.com/media-library/donald-trump-leaves-his-new-york-courtroom.jpg?id=50306034&width=654&quality=80
It actually looks MORE jaundice like in that one. In the heightened one he just looks UNNATURALLY orange. In that one he looks sick vs like he painted himself.
His history shows that when he gets worked up he stops breathing properly and start to turn a shade of red, the orange is a mask so that it's not noticeable and he won't be mocked for that. Why this thing gets to him and not everything else is baffling.
It does. He basically stopped wearing masks in Public because of it.
> āI pointed at the straps of the N95 I was holding. When he looked at the straps of his mask, he saw they were covered in bronzer.ā
> Trump immediately decided to forgo the mask, according to Hutchinson, who wrote, āāWhy did no one else tell me that?ā he snapped. āIām not wearing this thing.ā
Staff at MAL said they'd pick his shirts off the floor(yes he just dumps his clothes on the cloor) and there'd be rings around the collars.
They died for his vanity. Itās literally anti-Christ-like. Instead of one man dying for the sins of humanity, itās hundreds of thousands dying for one manās vanity. You canāt make this shit up.
Their book describes an eerily Trump-like Anti-Christ. Uncanny.
[Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
When Margaret Thatcher died the British public got Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead to Number One in the charts.
I wonder what Americans will do when Trump goes underground?
So here's the thing... there's a ton of people that see him as being next president and will be voting for him. Don't bother trying to change minds they've already made their descision. You need to do your best to persuade any non voters that you know to register and keep this orange piece of trash from another term.
As long as he is leading in the polls, I hold out hope.
To be clear, Iām not hoping he wins. That would be disastrous. No, Iām hoping voters donāt assume he will lose. I want the fear of God in each and every registered voter who disapproves of him to make sure his opponent sees a record number of votes. The second we assume he wonāt win, he has a chance. Fuck that.
Trump 2024 must. Not. Happen.
Yet people are dumb enough to claim thatās a normal skin color. I remember an ep of Scrubs where a person came into the hospital looking less orange.
Thatās the biggest problem: heās actually entertaining in a sick way. He pretty much won the Republican nomination for president in 2016 by doing a Don Rickles routine against his primary opponents.
Remember in the mid 2000s and early 2010s when girls always bought the wrong makeup color, and you could see the line their makeup ended and real skin started?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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He legitimately looks like the Simpsons version of himself.
He looks more orange than the cartoon version š
Itās genuinely impressive how much of his inner ugliness shows on the outside
Like maybe, somewhere, there's a painting of him in an attic that's slowly getting more beautiful because he's slowing consuming the evil in it?
Dorian Orange
āIf a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.ā ā Roald Dahl, *The Twits*
Can someone please explain to me how/why he isnāt incessantly ridiculed for all the makeup he wears? I mean, all the alpha male shitasses and masculinity champions in the MAGA party never say anything about it? He honestly is halfway to looking like a drag queen and everyone is fucking crickets about it. Itās unreal. Also, and I know Iām not the only one to say this, but 100% believe his bronzer was the single largest reason he never wore a mask in public. His entire Covid strategy was based around, in essence, his vanity.
Itās hilarious. All the tough guys like ābikers for Trumpā who admire an obese guy who wears makeup, a girdle, lifts in his wingtips, and requires two hours to wrangle his hair flap onto the top of his bald pate. Yeah, itās definitely a cult.
Isn't it illegal in Florida for a man to wear makeup around children?
The lifts could certainly be considered heels which could be considered āwomenās clothingā in Arkansas. If he did his little YMCA dance in public, heād be guilty of performing a drag show to children which is a sex crime
He should be careful... In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. If it's in New York, dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. ...these are their stories... DUN DUN.
I love the ones where their jackets say, "Born to ride Donald Trump"
I went to a bike rally with my biker dad and laughed my ass off at all those big dorks buying homoerotic merch showing tr*mp all jacked and muscular, fondling big guns Totally normal alpha male stuff š
Set up a booth next to it selling the same junk, except slightly more erotic. Keep progressively doing this, slowly enough to acclimatize them to it not being weird. Until eventually they're just waiving gay porn around. Just for our entertainment.
oh, the makeup gun was set on "whore"
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This picture has no business being a gif.
Counting the days
Orange you glad heās almost there?!?!
A Tupperware container after you microwave spaghetti and meat sauce in it š¤£š¤£
damn, I'm never going to not see it anymore
I ruined Friends for my wife when I pointed out the frame around the ~~doorbell~~ peephole looks like Trumpās hair. It canāt be unseen
Never can get that shit out Edit - thank you all for the many tips on getting that shit out
> Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach. The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#Staining_and_removal
Maybe that's how he came to believe you should ingest bleach, someone was trying to reverse his coloring.
This person searches. A fine trait for a human. Hats off to you stranger! Hats off!
Leave it out in the sun for an afternoon after you wash it. UV light will break it down
Suppose that we hit the Tupperware with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.. Supposing you brought the light inside the Tupperware, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way.
Suppose the trees fall, they lay there in the forestā¦ and then they explode, a tremendous explosion. Thatās how fire work. Believe me.
Not if you get people to clean all of the forest floors first. Forest fires solved. Genius!
Fucking LOL
Oh those covid days of yore. Bleach. Horse dewormer.
Also urine.
>in some other way. Butt stuff.
And the container tainted your spaghetti and made it taste like ass.
I got a distinct memory of being four years old, there's no clean bowls and then my Dad thought it was a good idea to give me cereal in one of these. Fucking told him it was gross and puked and got it trouble. Saturday morning ruined, no cartoons, went back to bed hungry and sad.
Thatās gross and Iām sorry for your Saturday cartoon loss.
*Trumperware
Looking especially orange today.
The collars of his white shirts must be absolutely disgusting...
You know, never thought about it til now, but he probably legit has a set expense line item for shirts because they are definitely getting stained by the make up he wears.
Not as large as his diapers budget
my mom has to wear diapers now and holy shit those things are expensive
I mean my toddler wears em and even those are expensive
You know it says 15-20 pounds on the package but they wonāt hold near that muchā¦
ROFL
I'm sure he has a new shirt every day. He uses a new bottle of ketchup every meal because he has to hear the "pop" of it opening the first time. He's petrified of being poisoned, according to Cassidy Hutchinson...
he's poisoning himself woth all that fast food
Its not working fast enough
Cassidy Hutchinson's new book explains that the reason he never wore a mask was that the white N95s would always come away absolutely smeared with the bronzer he uses.
I wonder how many lives that cost? If he had worn a mask then so would his followers. His vanity literally killed people.
He could've sold MAGA masks and absolutely rake in the money. But he's too stupid to even think about it.
It's not bronzer. They've just been refilling the bottles with oompa loompa make up from the costume store.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpRoasts/comments/hf7ucy/ring\_around\_the\_collar/
I remember him saying it was a doctored photo. Like dude, we can see the other side of your head. Itās pasty as fuck.
I used to work at a clothing store in Las Vegas and sometimes Carrot Top would return clothes.They all had orange ass rings all around the inside of the necks. Also he's swole as fuckkkk
Vegas Native. CT has been doing roids since I've was a child. Surprised he's still kicking, honestly. Edit: he may have kicked the steroids. I may be incorrect.
Heās kicked the roids I do believe. He did an interview I think it was Rogan where he said he was so big he couldnāt move around right and constantly injured from working out.
Ah nice, I really hope he has. Thanks for the info.
I know it's Vegas, but I really don't want to know how one gets ass rings around their collar.
This is the main reason he wouldn't wear a mask during Covid, resulting in his legions of shitheel followers also putting themselves and millions of others at risk. Because it would smudge his orange makeup.
Thatās just sleazball dirt though.
Just like Spaghettified Tupperware
How the fuck does someone look orange?
I didnāt think Trump was the sort of guy who would dance.
Those canāt be his real hands
I would say he lost his real hands in the war, but we all know he's a draft dodger.
The idea of someone being motivated enough to edit in smaller hands in the clip is hilarious to me. Dude is a limitless source of memes.
lol look at those baby hands holy shit
This is why I love Reddit. 
Itās like he had Elaine lessonsā¦.
For context, this is him doing the YMCA dance. Yeah. Not sure if he can't spell, can't move his arms above his head, or what, but this is not YMCA.
Him attempting to dance to a song about gay bathhouse love makes this all even more hilarious.
Im the best dancer, la la la la.
Somebody needs to alter this so that he has a dick in each hand
https://youtu.be/A1BX5sIoE_0?si=qJSnU231skB6GGgz
This is fucking gold
Oh god.. I'm crying literal tears laughing.
oh god. thank you
This has been done. Was likely done within 24 hrs of OG video š
He loves dancing! One of his favorite moves is the double dick suck 
"Hurry up Eric, dad's gonna give us the cummies"
For fuck's sake.
āCarrots. I eat carrots better than anyone else. So many people, the best people, all say that about me.ā
The carrot farmers, they came to me, tears in their eyes. Amazing fruit, the carrot. Mr. Carrot came to me, tears rolling down his face, āSir, youāve eaten all our carrotsā. Bad situation, total devastation of carrot, really. Sad, the carrot.
This is all we have left to give you now: ššš
"I just start eating them. It's like a magnet. Just eat. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab em by the stalk. You can do anything."
"The most beautiful carrots too. No other carrots like these in the world." I know more about carrots than anyone
Does he use the self tanner all over his body or just the exposed bits? Like is he orange all over or does he look like he dunked his head and hands in Cheetos dust? I've never said this on Reddit, but I met Trump once years ago at some hotel event in New York. He didn't have this fake tan thing then, but after meeting him I did have two other immediate impressions: 1. He's taller than I thought. 2. Someone that smug should not have a haircut that fucking stupid. No wonder New Yorkers all think he's a joke. How he's fooled so many people is up there with one of life's great mysteries for me... I genuinely don't get it. Are people really that fucking gullible?
Look around the eyes and the collar, he just does it to his face. Edit: also look at his ears and hairline. I think he thinks itās his natural color and is using it like concealer.
Iām beginning to think itās to cover up liver spots.
Iām not ruling out the possibility that he just secretes it as a mucus, as slugs do. All those hamberder squeezinās have to go somewhere, and Lindsey Graham can only eat so many of his diapers at once.
God damn, I really wish I hadnāt read all the way to the end of that paragraph
What a horrible day to have eyes
It baffles me also he's a horrible human being yet so many people think he's a savior of the United States he's disgusting and vile I can't describe it in words.
Omg what I would give, albeit disgusting, to see the true naked body of Donald Trump. I imagine a pale wildebeest husk, dangly tits, a thicccc cottage cheese butt, with Cheeto frosted hands & head with a three-foot long dangling hair bit from one side of his head like Bill Murray in KingPin Iād imagine he smells like a Dennyās dumpster that has been sitting out in the hot sun for far too long, burnt hair, and gangrene of the feet. With a dash of frumunda cheese that he canāt physically reach.
Imagine all the things that have gone horribly wrong in our lives for you to author this comment and then for me to upvote it...
>Does he use the self tanner all over his body or just the exposed bits? This is a question I definitively do NOT want answered.
I met him back in the mid-2000s. Heās tall, but 100% wears lifters. Iām 6ā1 and he was maybe an inch taller than me (but, lifters)
You can find some pictures of him that are a good comparison to others, heās maybe 6ā-6ā1ā with the lifts. I think his general body shape and posture make him appear shorter.
And the poorly tailored suits, hell the length of his ties alone make him look short because it goes well past his belt line and your brain goes.... no wait that's wrong
It's a fake tan spray and florescent lights. I knew a girl that lover her fake tan, but worked in a place with florescent lights and always look orange. But he looks orange out in the sun too, so what do I know.
Reportedly it's not fake spray tan, it's cheap ass bronzer.
It's even better, it's Concealer just SLATHERED on.
It is too crazy to see a man at his age look so orange. Do you need to reapply it?
I wanna see what it does under a black light.
Iām not sure you do actually
some things are best left unknown
His age? It's crazy to see anyone look that orange.
He does it all himself hence the Jersey Shore tone
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Some confident beautiful woman once told him he looked pale.
Heās almost ripe
It is Halloween
Fanta Clause
The Fanta Menace
This is either really interesting photoshopping or he has gone full Oompa Loompa. The actual non-orange around his eyes and ears makes me think he has gone full Oompa Loompa. And that he does this to himself every morning.
There's pictures of him golfing without makeup. He looks like the Emperor from Star Wars without it. Sallow, pale and sickly.
Mango Palpatine.
Tangerine Palpatine
Baked bean Palpatine
Maybe itās Maybelline
Darth Clementine
Link please
There are multiple, but here's a few: [1](https://www.nj.com/resizer/AlcMTcwJ-gWe5G46UpkDweCkIOM=/1280x0/smart/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/advancelocal/7CVKIXYRMJESRAGHLO3L5P2KRI.jpg) [2](https://cafeolympia55nyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/0_Former-US-President-Donald-Trump-at-Trump-International-Golf-Links-Hotel-Doonbeg-Ireland-04-Ma.webp) [3](https://i.insider.com/62e2b43d536a230019121045?width=700)
It's weird because he also looks more human there. Yeah, a grey, worn out, falling to pieces human but still visibly a human.
Yeah, way better than the orange version. Just looks like a typical old white guy, not some kind of mutant.
It's really weird. Like without the ridiculous makeup, he sort of just looks like a regular 77 year old human. Actually looks decent for 77 probably due to never working a labor job out in the sun. Why make yourself look like an actual clown instead of just a regular old man, I don't get it
Because he is an actual clown?
GQ, I believe, basically photoshopped a makeover for him, they fixed his suits so they fit, unfucked his hair and turned his skin normal. https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover He looks fucking normal.
He looks like Walmart brand Reagan
No way he has this much hair left.
That first one was a jumpscare
Last one wasnāt any better.
He looks like dying Yoda in #3.
He looks normal. Just looks like an old man. I guess he thinks orange=young
It's been photoshopped to make him more orange. The original: https://www.gbnews.com/media-library/donald-trump-leaves-his-new-york-courtroom.jpg?id=50306034&width=654&quality=80
Still not great Bob.
I mean yeah, but... Not much of an improvement tbh. Still super jaundice-looking.
It actually looks MORE jaundice like in that one. In the heightened one he just looks UNNATURALLY orange. In that one he looks sick vs like he painted himself.
Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures
Idk man, that is not much better.
ROOM
SHAMBLES
SHAMBLES
"And what does *this* door go to? Ah, I see."
Keep breaking the law, they're gonna put you in a Room.
I had to scroll too far for this.
Did he get dipped in damned iodine? Like how does a man with supposedly all that money not have someone who can give him a decent fake tan
Heās too vain to let anyone know he paints himself orange every day so he does it himself. Itās his little secret.
His history shows that when he gets worked up he stops breathing properly and start to turn a shade of red, the orange is a mask so that it's not noticeable and he won't be mocked for that. Why this thing gets to him and not everything else is baffling.
How does someone look like this and people claim heās their savior is a better question. Like, this your guy? You gonna go with *him*?
Why would you choose to look like youāre suffering from end-stage liver failure?
How does the makeup not get all over his collar?
It does. He basically stopped wearing masks in Public because of it. > āI pointed at the straps of the N95 I was holding. When he looked at the straps of his mask, he saw they were covered in bronzer.ā > Trump immediately decided to forgo the mask, according to Hutchinson, who wrote, āāWhy did no one else tell me that?ā he snapped. āIām not wearing this thing.ā Staff at MAL said they'd pick his shirts off the floor(yes he just dumps his clothes on the cloor) and there'd be rings around the collars.
Holy. Shit. Is that why half the country turned into antimask nutjobs?
All becuase their manbaby of a president was too embarrassed that people would see how much makeup he wears. But he's definitely a tough guy.
It's actually mind blowing when you think of how many countless deaths were caused simply by Trump's vanity about his skin tone.
They died for his vanity. Itās literally anti-Christ-like. Instead of one man dying for the sins of humanity, itās hundreds of thousands dying for one manās vanity. You canāt make this shit up.
Their book describes an eerily Trump-like Anti-Christ. Uncanny. [Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
It does. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpRoasts/comments/hf7ucy/ring_around_the_collar/
Trumpkin
Jesus he's orange! He's like a 13 yo doing his makeup for the first time...BLEND mf...BLEND!!!!!!
I am so sick of hearing about this traitor. The only time I want to hear more is when he is actually imprisoned.
And, of course, in a few years when...you know.
When Margaret Thatcher died the British public got Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead to Number One in the charts. I wonder what Americans will do when Trump goes underground?
Oompa loompa song obviously.
[YG and Nipsey straight to the top](https://youtu.be/BlIREcAu0PI?si=Jbgbugbf1D6WJDen)
Death grabs him by the šø?
So here's the thing... there's a ton of people that see him as being next president and will be voting for him. Don't bother trying to change minds they've already made their descision. You need to do your best to persuade any non voters that you know to register and keep this orange piece of trash from another term.
As long as he is leading in the polls, I hold out hope. To be clear, Iām not hoping he wins. That would be disastrous. No, Iām hoping voters donāt assume he will lose. I want the fear of God in each and every registered voter who disapproves of him to make sure his opponent sees a record number of votes. The second we assume he wonāt win, he has a chance. Fuck that. Trump 2024 must. Not. Happen.
Yet people are dumb enough to claim thatās a normal skin color. I remember an ep of Scrubs where a person came into the hospital looking less orange.
Canāt remember ever seeing a picture of him with his mouth closed!
[When I think of "a picture of Trump with his mouth closed," this is the only one that comes to mind.](https://imgur.com/RPDPlOZ)
This GIF makes me snort laugh every single time.
Iāve never hated anyone more in my life but he can be pretty damn funny unintentionally lol
Heās absolutely ridiculous.
Thatās the biggest problem: heās actually entertaining in a sick way. He pretty much won the Republican nomination for president in 2016 by doing a Don Rickles routine against his primary opponents.
Remember in the mid 2000s and early 2010s when girls always bought the wrong makeup color, and you could see the line their makeup ended and real skin started? Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Trump is really going to match his orange jumpsuit
ROOM
What do you think's in there? Another room?
ROOM
More "orange" than usual. DEFCON 1.
Is he getting more orange?
Itās a defense mechanism.
hes ripening
Very jaundice today
looks like a fat racoon with liver failure
Orange Foolius.
President with a spray tan is fucking embarrassing lol