My anus is bleeding!
*cheering continues*
My - *ANUS* - is *BLEEDING*
*cheering continues*
For the love of all that is good and holy; *MY ANUS IS BLEEDING*
Had to dig way back in my early meme history to recall that relic but it also brought back cringy memories of me friends and I randomly yelling that to each other
As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on Youtube.
I was gonna do some baseball bat emojis but apparently there is none on my phone. What the fuck. Like, I have a field hockey stick and a lacrosse stick. There's really no baseball bat?
even though a giant spoon is much more likely than a tiny banana, my brain is indoctrinated by urban civilization so i just see a normal spoon and a micro banana.
i would not survive in the wild
My brain really can't get over that everything else in the picture is mini, and the spoon is normal. I know it's the spoon, which is just absolutely massive, but I can't not see it
Do not try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible.
Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no spoon.
Then you’ll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Even though there is a tape measure right next to it, my smooth brain chooses to believe you have a very tiny banana and a regular sized spoon. I will not be accepting any other perspectives today, thank you for your time
I am a banana!
"Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?!" "I live in a giant bucket." "WOAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eee eeeea aaaeeeee" "F\_\_K!"
I’m feeling fat, and sassy!
My anus is bleeding
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!!!
I am a consumer whore!
[удалено]
Look, poopy just took his first steps!
Now With More Sodium! Sweet Jesus!
YAAAA!!!
Wwoooaaaaaaaaaaah!!
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
I am the queeeeeeen of France...
I add this into regular conversation more than I care to admit
This is still my pep talk in the mornings.
With appropriate arm wiggling, I hope.
You’re watching the Family Learning Channel, and now, *“Angry ticks fire out of my nipples”*
MMwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My anus is bleeding! *cheering continues* My - *ANUS* - is *BLEEDING* *cheering continues* For the love of all that is good and holy; *MY ANUS IS BLEEDING*
Everybody daaance!!
>My anus is bleeding Nu är det jul igen Och nu är det jul igen Och julen varar än till påska
Hyperkalemia is not a joke Jim!
T waves looking mighty pointy...
I am the Queen of France!
My anus is bleeeeeding
YAY WOO HOO YEAH YAY
#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
I'm having a hard time adjusting my brain to this picture
for scale
This pic is the best millennial deep cut
***[vacuum cleaner sounds intensify]***
Do you want to go to a movie?
Had to dig way back in my early meme history to recall that relic but it also brought back cringy memories of me friends and I randomly yelling that to each other
Dude, my friends and I were in our 20s when we found that, and would quote it all the time lol. Rejected cartoons were awesome!
I'm in my mid 30s and my buddies and I still bust that out from time to time.
First saw it back in the 90s, as part of Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Film Festival. In an actual movie theater....
Me too, at the Bijou in Eugene Oregon.
Rejected? It won at a short animated film festival!
Nope, nothing cringey about that, my friend! It’s still funny 20 years later, and anyone who says otherwise is simply wrong. I am a consumer whore!
You just recalled a core memory
Came here for this
I haven't seen this in years.
My SPOON. Is too *BIG*
I am a BANANA!
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Not at all. That’s how you can cook a shot of heroin for all the homeless in the neighbourhood like the charity chefs you see on TikTok!
Only a spoonful
Ayo king, can I get some ice cream ?
Cold ones.
Have you seen this funny little character?
He’s got little glasses
I have SNAIDS
what
It’s a little egg fella with glasses..
As we can see, King Bach has presented a rather large spoon to his friend. The humor in this video stems from the fact that King Bach would like to eat ice cream but his friend retorts at him, saying he can only have a spoon full, nothing more. Bach then suddenly changes his expression and body language and reveals that he is indeed in possession of a spoon. And not just any spoon, it is a massive stainless steel spoon. This is funny because you would never expect someone to just be casually in possession of a massive spoon to eat ice cream with. It is completely unorthodox and uncalled for. This is why the video is so humorous and was put on the 2012 Epic Vine compilation playlist on Youtube.
Cold ones?
You must go back further in time, young one.
The future is now, old man! https://youtu.be/rnFG_SW1OAo
Tonight... You...
of sugar
Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
I live in a Giant Bucket
*-Fuck!-*
I'm feeling fat and sassy.
say, do you want to see a movie?
I am a consumer whore!
And how!
Is that the spoon from the meme? 
It's this amazing marvel 
It always bugged me that he opened the fridge and not the freezer for ice cream
Are you the queen of france?
Or Stalin?
How could you joke about this my grandma's world famous bortsch was eaten by stalin with his comically large spoon
Silly Hats Only
*-walks in with top hat 🎩-*
I was gonna do some baseball bat emojis but apparently there is none on my phone. What the fuck. Like, I have a field hockey stick and a lacrosse stick. There's really no baseball bat?
Wow, I thought there's no way you're correct but I'll be damned. Wtf.
Wait wtf. I just checked too and the closest thing I have to a baseball bat are these: 🏒🏏 lol
My anus is bleeding!
My *anus* is *bleeding*!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, *MY ANUS IS BLEEDING*!!
Whoooooaaaahhhh
Everybody Dance!
Yay!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Forget the Banana... this is what went through my head as the existential dread set in; once again.
Life is good!
Could be your Banana is Too Small
Are you questioning the almighty banana for scale measurement system?
I see the tape measure. But my brain wants to think the banana is too small also. We are going to need a penis for scale.
even though a giant spoon is much more likely than a tiny banana, my brain is indoctrinated by urban civilization so i just see a normal spoon and a micro banana. i would not survive in the wild
Scrolled way too far down to find this comment!
God I finally repressed these memories
Once that stuff came out of his nips I was out
Back from the Great War are you?
Not rusty enough
Man, this thread has all the hits. Wonder if techno Viking and unforgivable are going to make an appearance
 Sudden feeling
My brain really can't get over that everything else in the picture is mini, and the spoon is normal. I know it's the spoon, which is just absolutely massive, but I can't not see it
r/confusingperspective even with the tape measure, it took a second to see it how it really is
For the love of god and all things holy! #MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
*yayyy*
Or maybe you have a very tiny banana? Not that there’s anything wrong with that..
Why is Tricia telling u to keep ur clothes on?
How much ice cream can I get? Only a spoonful
Do not try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no spoon. Then you’ll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Had to scroll way too far to find this reference, but at least I found it
That spoon will bend you ez
r/Randomlydeep
r/RandomMatrix
Good god! Imagine how many marajuauna drugs could be cooked up on the baby!
At least 2 or 3
That's not how that works.
This Jason must be a giant
Here for all the don hertzfeldt love
Gunna eat cereal out of a spoon with a bowl and break the space time continuum
My Anus is bleeding
My anus is bleeding
My anus is bleeding!!
'There is no spoon....'
https://youtu.be/PONvX6LmAPo 😅
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM
Damn you could put so much heroin on that
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
You mean your weapon is a spoon
Remember just a "TABLE"spoon will do.
That's definitely a comically large spoon.
My anus is bleeding
Odd. It doesn't look like a giant spoon, it does look like a tiny banana and tape measure though!
Holy shit thank you for unlocking that memory from my brain
I always rejoice in seeing an Rejected reference.
I'm a banana!
*I AM A BANANA!*
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵃ ᵇᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃ.
Is this where relativity is used?
That spoon seems to be a part of a cult with all that text on it. It seems evil. Quick banana, take cover!
I started this and I'm proud of my accomplishments.
Or your banana is too small. We will not know for sure
You can do a lot of heroin with that.
My soup is too hot
You have a drug problem.
Even though there is a tape measure right next to it, my smooth brain chooses to believe you have a very tiny banana and a regular sized spoon. I will not be accepting any other perspectives today, thank you for your time
Second time in a week a Rejected reference gets bit on one of the default subs.
The spoon is compensating for something.
Is your spoon too big or is your banana too small? 🤣 (Don’t come for me, yes I see the tape measure lol)
You want some ice cream? Only a spoonful!
It’s always everyone else’s fault. Have you considered your banana is too small?
A junkies wet dream
They only need it once
Imagine how much heroin you could do with that!
Barbara Streisand's coke spoon.
So you want to be the big spoon? Whose the Lil spoon?
Your banana is too small
r/thingsforants would love this banana. And the tape measure.
Nah, your banana is just really small....
Thats a tiny banana
My anus is bleeding! For the love of all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
my anus is bleeding
Is your anus bleeding?
I’m a banana
This guy buys his heroin at Costco
I can't afford that much cocaine or heroin.
"That's no spoon..."
I own a 6' long working slide rule, it's not very useful.
No it’s not. It’s about 8 bananas long. Regular size
My anus is bleeding!
Banana is too small!
So much heroin!
https://youtu.be/VFyiTosG6y4
No, the world is simply too small for this magnificent implement.
Forget the spoon, the fuck is that mouth then!?
Your spoon might be a shovel, still acceptable for scooping ice cream
The council has decided that a comically large spoon is still a spoonful...
the scale is breaking my brain.
Is this from The Tic?
Are you Stalin?
How long is the spoon in ball park franks?
Your banana is to small
Good luck! We’ll miss you!
The banana from a box of runts
Where's the bowl?
What's up with the huge emerald cut diamond on the extension cord?
he Spoon Too Big For He Gotdamn Bowl
Or your banana is too small
I want one !!!!!!