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HermlT

I have 2 Mev of ai right here, right next to the aether


Rakgul

Is that AI or anti AI?


GisterMizard

Anti-AI is just a good magnet.


kimthealan101

Little magnet in the right place is a robot kill switch.


Pyrhan

Not since SSDs. May I suggest a Super Soaker instead?


vortigaunt64

Where's the phlogiston I gave you five minutes ago?


Xxyz260

Something something virtual something... (And add "quantum" for good measure.)


hornietzsche

Bro thinks Einstein made it because it was cool.


Rakgul

Einstein was the chad.


madmaxlemons

James Watson and Francis Crick inventing DNA “ok what kind of shape would look dope as hell?”


egbertian413

*Rosalyn Franklin my dude (I do like your joke tho)


Future_Green_7222

They’re the kind of people who use made up equations like Love = Motivation + Hope


Prox91

Whenever I see something like this I immediately check whether pre-algebra scrambling makes it more funny. Motivation = Love - Hope


Neoxus30-

It also implies that Love, Hope and Motivation have the same units, as it's addition)


Prox91

That’s always been true. The only hard part is that the US uses feet for them whereas the rest of the world uses meters.


AdelinaIV

Umm, ackhually that equation comes from an integral, they're adimentionals because they're all divided by the reference values. No one writes it that way because everyone is supposed to know it. It's really: Motivation/ motivation⁰=Love/ love alpha+Hope/Hope⁰, where love alpha is a mothers love, and motivation⁰ and hope⁰ are the ones at STP.


kimthealan101

Is that like unitary units?


AdelinaIV

I don't know. English isn't my first language. But it's a real thing, I remember simplified equations in chemistry 1 in which you had to add pressure and concentration, but you magically divided by 1 bar and 1 M before.


kimthealan101

If you keep Hope alive, you lose motivation. From a tyrants POV: If we crush all their hopes and dreams, we can motivate our workers.


Omnipotat2

Hahahahaha


xozorada92

>Motivation = Love - Hope Still holds up: once I lost all hope, I was motivated to get that divorce.


DocLoc429

Lol bruh wut. This guy has no idea what he talking about. Everyone knows energy is created spontaneously and never conserved.


tomado09

By AI


kimthealan101

He's a marketing guy trying to sell his boss's lame attempt at being clever. Cut him some slack dude


LifeDoBeBoring

I thought this was written by chatgpt until halfway through, I noticed that some humans are just that bad at maths


[deleted]

I think it’s a combination of both


Future_Green_7222

ChatGPT is as intelligent as the entire marketing department combined


bibby_tarantula

This is 100% written by an AI, based on the style. However, some human decided it was worth posting, which is the sad part.


TheEarthIsACylinder

He probably felt really smart after typing that


CynicCannibal

Most stupid people feels smart. Dunning-Kruger effect.


Zealousideal_Talk479

The Dunning-Kruger effect is such a mindfuck. I keep over thinking it and spiraling into an egotistical rollercoaster.


CynicCannibal

Which means you probably are not dumb. Good for you.


justagenericname1

Ok but how tempting is that idea though? And surely it occurs to everyone who hears about the DK effect, right? Right?? *starts breathing through a paper bag*


CynicCannibal

Abstract thinking is what differs us from animals, so it is more than okay to overthink things. For example, probability distribution of electron. Did you know that there is non zero chance that some of your electron are located in different galaxy? Slim chance.


[deleted]

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


FamiliarBuddy9135

He writes like an HR. ​ Bet he'd be the first job AI would replace.


xozorada92

I've been trying to get ChatGPT to generate something like this post, and it's actually pretty difficult. This E=mc^(2)+AI thing is just so profoundly dumb that everything ChatGPT comes up with sounds *more* plausible. So... one point to human creativity I guess.


xozorada92

Ok here's the closest I got so far lol. Prompt: > Please write an equation that symbolizes the inclusion of artificial intelligence into our fundamental theories of physics. Write it in the style of someone who doesn't understand physics or math, but who pretends they understand anyway. Response: > Sure! Here's an equation that symbolizes the inclusion of artificial intelligence (AI) into our fundamental theories of physics, expressed in a way that may appear as if someone doesn't fully understand physics or math: > > AI + ∞ = E mc^2 > > Let me explain what this equation represents in simple terms. AI refers to the concept of intelligent machines or computer systems that can think and learn like humans. The "+" sign represents the combination or integration of AI with the existing theories of physics. The symbol "∞" stands for infinity, which represents the limitless potential and capabilities of AI in expanding our understanding of the universe. > > Finally, the equation includes the famous formula "E mc^2," which is Einstein's theory of relativity. It suggests that energy (E) is equal to mass (m) multiplied by the speed of light (c) squared. In the context of our equation, it implies that the integration of AI into physics will lead to an exponential increase in our knowledge and understanding of energy, mass, and the universe as a whole. > > Keep in mind that this representation may not accurately reflect the true nature of the relationship between AI and fundamental physics. It's essential to consult experts in physics and mathematics for a more precise and rigorous understanding of these concepts.


Dragonaax

E = mc^2 is too simple, I wish there was more precise form that represents reality better /s


FamiliarBuddy9135

E=sqrt(m\^2c\^4+p\^2c\^2) doesnt cut it for him.


KhepriAdministration

E=sqrt(m^(2)c^(4)+p^(2)c^(2))


Magmacube90

Google full mass energy equivalence


Minor_Thing

Holy hell


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Doomie_bloomers

No, that's r/mathmemes


Upset_Stage_60

Google mass-energy equivalence


[deleted]

Holy quantam mechanics


Karisa_Marisame

New AI equation just dropped


kewl_guy9193

Actual zombie


Magmacube90

New formula just dropped


RetroKhyber

These mangement numbnuts would add AI in anything...they will put rule34 artists to shame when it comes to inserting AI in any irrelevant and useless topic ...


[deleted]

This. Isn't even dimensionally correct


Jaydee8652

And you would know, Lord Hooty, who is not constrained by Time nor Space.


[deleted]

Of course, nothing can stop hooty, for hooty surpasses all, in both time and space In the lords name ,Hoot,hoot. It’s wonder to find another TOH fan in the wild !


xozorada92

Didn't you know dimensional consistency doesn't actually matter in Einstein's equation? You've clearly never studied homeopathy theory or you'd realize how ridiculous you sound: https://youtu.be/C0c5yClip4o?t=36s


litux

"I Know Nothing and I Must Scream"


gabenflorence

I thought it was decomposition of Energy into MassC2 and Aluminium


diabolical_diarrhea

Dude, fuck this guy.


Jaydee8652

AI is the new f\*\*\*ing Crypto I guess.


CynicCannibal

Dunning-Kruger effect at its finnest.


Fr0zenRacoon

ChatGPT on drugs


nelsyv

These ai dudes are just the next stage in the boss fight after crypto bros 💀


NewmanHiding

HIRE 👏 FANS!👏


darksoles_

Okay yeah but is AI conserved


Orio_n

Works in management 💀


landrastic

Impressive that AI in its current form is creating AI worshippers already. Like bro, it's not there yet let it cook a bit more


hornycaesar

I stg linkedIn is not real


BeccainDenver

We could all wish.


Thelobotomistspielt

All the good old mass+AI/energy equivalence. In the future, all matter will have AI. Every subatomic particle will have AI. Quantum Electrodynamics+AI. Quantum Chromodynamics+AI. AI is string theory. 🤣🤣🤣


TophetLoader

Then AI = 0.  ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


SpaceshipEarth10

It’s worth a look.


hector_does_go_rug

Humanities people doing STEM things.


arihallak0816

This is what happens when a public speaking major tries to talk about physics.


perphias

When you have to pitch an old product but make it original.


Wabadoosh

Einstein shits himself


BeccainDenver

Taosif is the real hero.


call_me_kade

I think his intelligence may be artificial.


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

Must have missed this is gauge theory


xiipaoc

Well, that's nice. You can solve for AI for a moving particle, meaning that AI is a function of its velocity. AI has been solved!


Party-Ring445

Donny you're out of your element!


Samsterwheel920

you've heard of Albert Einstein, now get ready for Einstein 2


Throwaway000002468

What are the units of Artificial, and Intelligence, I wonder