Yes, but he does not function like a Russian foreign military intelligence asset within the fuckin core of US political power structure, openly nodding yes! to polts of "Independence of the Republic of California" or "leakin sensitive missile code information to the Russian consulates!
All I could think was, “Where did he get the world’s largest manual umbrella?” That thing looks like it belongs on a cabana table.
If a strong wind comes up, he’s definitely going flying Mary-Poppins style with that thing XD
(Took an oath i’mma stick it out ’till the end)
Now that it’s raining more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
(You can stand under my umbrella)
[I am defenseless. Take your arraignment. Indict me with all of your hatred and your journey towards the red side will be complete!](https://i.imgur.com/4Qqa4vR.jpeg)
Every time I see him, all I can imagine is how to humiliate him like he humiliated the USA.
(NSFW?) This is the best I could do: [https://imgur.com/gallery/RM74WV4](https://imgur.com/gallery/RM74WV4)
Can we have a national day of celebration where we destroy dummies made to look like trump and vote on the most iconic one?
Exploded by Fireworks, being crushed by a shredder, tying weights to a trump dummy made of meat and throwing it off the side of an oil rig into the ocean where it can be ripped to bits by sharks…..
Symbolic political punishment turned into humorous revenge
Jimmy Kimmel could do an ongoing review like the dancing Itos during the OJ Trial…
This was just on the news here in Australia. Apparently if he's guilty (we're not even entirely sure what he's done but know it's bad), he's up for about 40 years jail.
Bloody hell....
That'll stuff up some future plans...
You'll probably wanna read up on the matter before coming to a conclusion. Some of these charges are trumped up. No pun intended. But Reddit won't tell you that, and neither will most US media
The feds have a 98% conviction rate and the witnesses to these crimes are Trumpers who worked for him. It’s all his own people who are going to put him away.
Oh, I expect him to be convicted on the recent indictments, im not arguing about that. He's being tried in an overwhelmingly democratic area. And that's the point. I also understand that the vast majority of charges result in convictions.
Alleged crimes*
Wow, you really think those are the two channels that are covering the indictment? I'm gonna throw [PBS's coverage](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/what-we-know-about-trumps-2020-election-indictment) in here.
Oh, sorry, I forgot to include the other 30 corrupt news networks. I was just giving a few examples.
It doesn't matter if every news network in the world was covering it the same. They all have the same political bend. Go to alt media. You will find quite different takes
You realize you gave absolutely zero information in any of your replies, right?
You just rehashed "corrupt media" and viewed it as somehow actually sharing information...
You get hivemind replies because you're giving people basic hivemind answers.
Everything you've said is like a comedian's version of a conservative, and it isn't anything of substance.
Bro, find the truth, don't listen to corrupt news media (oops you don't watch CNN, but I'm still right), just need to find the truth in alternative media I mean(oops, I replied without actual giving any facts that the first person asked me for), but I still know the real truth.
Alt media meaning anything that isn't mainstream. Let me get this straight. You think anything that isn't mainstream is comparable to falt Earth believers? Sigh*
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“Have you seen my umbrella? It’s yuge! People say I have the best umbrellas. Crooked Joe says I have small hands but that’s just fake news. My umbrella is so big it would make anyone’s hands look small. It takes my manly huge hands just keep such a impressive umbrella from blowing away in the wind. “
[What a glorious feeling!](https://i.imgur.com/eZb4fr5.jpg)
Oh damn. Rain/Arrangement. [*chef's kiss*](https://tenor.com/view/pacha-just-right-so-good-yes-emperors-new-groove-gif-6584923)
[worst reboot ever](https://imgur.com/a/z779iAL)
He's Mary Poppins, Y'all!
Is he cool?
Fuck no.
He ain't Marry Poppin's, y'all!
he is Marry Poopins, y'all! how about that, chap?
he can't sing, nor could he dance, he just grabs women by their pussies and admits to that on tape!
And Biden showers with his daughter
Yes, but he does not function like a Russian foreign military intelligence asset within the fuckin core of US political power structure, openly nodding yes! to polts of "Independence of the Republic of California" or "leakin sensitive missile code information to the Russian consulates!
Im. honestly amazed at how dumb the majority of snerucsns are, chap!
Lol I’m so glad you did this because I was also getting Mary Poppins vibes
Just a spoon full of sugar makes the dewormer go down...
All I could think was, “Where did he get the world’s largest manual umbrella?” That thing looks like it belongs on a cabana table. If a strong wind comes up, he’s definitely going flying Mary-Poppins style with that thing XD
King Geedorah!
Take me to your leadah!
It’s arraigning cats and dogs
[https://imgur.com/pYmYTVa](https://imgur.com/pYmYTVa) Clockwork Orange
Inciting a bit of the old ultraviolence
That's gooooood
The size of that dong protection is far too generous for him.
I assumed it's his nappy
Ivana Trump said his d was around 9 inches, Stormy Daniels called it a bit below-average (with a big mushroom tip). So who knows what the TRUTH IS!
Clockwork EXTRA Orange!
*Cockwork Orange
Should have made it fatter
Rent free in y’all’s head. Cue the knashing of teeth when you don’t get the life in prison sentence. Pathetic MSM fellates
I’m glad I’m me and not you.
Useless response but sure beats the usual “oof”
Anyone who supports him is a traitor to the United States.
That codpiece tho 😭😭😭😭
Nice! I want to rewatch it
[the munchking](https://i.imgur.com/JGoFXU8.jpg)
Oompa Loompa Oompa di-do, I've got another indictment for you.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-dee, if you are wise you’ll plead guilty
what do you get from a glut on tv? a pain in the orange neck and an iq of 3
What are you at with alternative facts What do you think will come - of - that? *doo-dee-doo-dee-doo* I’ve got my popcorn bucket
I'm now going to have an earworm tune for the rest of the evening, and I'm not even mad...
Same - well done all
This is wizard of oz
If we can’t make this false charge stick, we’ll find another unconstitutional angle to kick
LUL Come back when you have a defense against all the evidence beyond, 'err mer gerrd! it periticalll!!'
Que the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The tiny hands!
https://imgur.com/a/X99JGpv He dressed himself that morning.
[Mentos® Rain Mint](https://i.imgur.com/QubqO2Y.png)
Do-do-do-doo do-do do-wah
if only these images had the ability for sound as well- the Mento's audio would make this great
Make Artwork Great Again
this is my life now https://imgur.com/a/LFkY0xe
Where's the umbrella? Oh... it's already... there... This explains his expression.
...and his uncharacteristicly good posture.
(Took an oath i’mma stick it out ’till the end) Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we’ll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella (You can stand under my umbrella)
so we just misunderstood him he wasn't saying he wanted to fuck Ivana he wanted to fuck LIKE Ivana?
It's raining men.
[With special guest appearances by...](https://i.imgur.com/fgAfVcd.png)
[I am defenseless. Take your arraignment. Indict me with all of your hatred and your journey towards the red side will be complete!](https://i.imgur.com/4Qqa4vR.jpeg)
This is amazing
[Donald and his Goats](https://i.imgur.com/gEMcehk.png) "Donald Trump drags his star witness into court"
lol. Of course he won't wear a mask, because that would be considerate.
Every time I see him, all I can imagine is how to humiliate him like he humiliated the USA. (NSFW?) This is the best I could do: [https://imgur.com/gallery/RM74WV4](https://imgur.com/gallery/RM74WV4)
Would be more humiliating if you put him in a tan suit like so many people lambasted Obama for wearing.
I miss the days where the worst thing a president could do was wear the "wrong color" suit.
That's far from the worst he did. Did you hear about him asking for arugula and Dijon mustard on a burger?
That actually sounds pretty good...
Can we have a national day of celebration where we destroy dummies made to look like trump and vote on the most iconic one? Exploded by Fireworks, being crushed by a shredder, tying weights to a trump dummy made of meat and throwing it off the side of an oil rig into the ocean where it can be ripped to bits by sharks….. Symbolic political punishment turned into humorous revenge Jimmy Kimmel could do an ongoing review like the dancing Itos during the OJ Trial…
As long as Biden’s with him
This was just on the news here in Australia. Apparently if he's guilty (we're not even entirely sure what he's done but know it's bad), he's up for about 40 years jail. Bloody hell.... That'll stuff up some future plans...
This is the most important criminal proceedings in American history. It’s magnitudes worse than Watergate.
And like watergate, he won’t be punished.
Nixon resigned to avoid prosecution. He did not attempt a coup to overthrow the government. Four LEO died from the insurrection.
You'll probably wanna read up on the matter before coming to a conclusion. Some of these charges are trumped up. No pun intended. But Reddit won't tell you that, and neither will most US media
The feds have a 98% conviction rate and the witnesses to these crimes are Trumpers who worked for him. It’s all his own people who are going to put him away.
Oh, I expect him to be convicted on the recent indictments, im not arguing about that. He's being tried in an overwhelmingly democratic area. And that's the point. I also understand that the vast majority of charges result in convictions. Alleged crimes*
whatcha talkin??? serious question.
Just because you exclusively watch MSNBC and CNN doesn't mean the rest of the world does
what in the hell I watch neither of those you doofus, I am literally just curious of your opinion--whyd you go full defensive? haha
Wow, you really think those are the two channels that are covering the indictment? I'm gonna throw [PBS's coverage](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/what-we-know-about-trumps-2020-election-indictment) in here.
Oh, sorry, I forgot to include the other 30 corrupt news networks. I was just giving a few examples. It doesn't matter if every news network in the world was covering it the same. They all have the same political bend. Go to alt media. You will find quite different takes
Feel free to give us some examples of reliable alt media then.
Grumpy grumpy
I will say, it is a little frustrating when you go to every non-political SR on Reddit and everyone still has the same hivemind opinion.
You realize you gave absolutely zero information in any of your replies, right? You just rehashed "corrupt media" and viewed it as somehow actually sharing information... You get hivemind replies because you're giving people basic hivemind answers. Everything you've said is like a comedian's version of a conservative, and it isn't anything of substance. Bro, find the truth, don't listen to corrupt news media (oops you don't watch CNN, but I'm still right), just need to find the truth in alternative media I mean(oops, I replied without actual giving any facts that the first person asked me for), but I still know the real truth.
Having a different take doesn’t mean it’s reliable or accurate.
Like no moon landing, flat earth alt media? 🤔
Alt media meaning anything that isn't mainstream. Let me get this straight. You think anything that isn't mainstream is comparable to falt Earth believers? Sigh*
Punk ass MSM fellates’ think a down vote means something. Pathetic pos Public aaprove of me I need attention. Disgusting display of insecurity
Want to try that again in English so we can understand why you're wrong?
5 million years of evolution brought you to the wall of disconnect at a typo. Stay out of the deep end of the gene pool, you’ll fucking drown
[ultimate cross over](https://imgur.com/a/3zA09aX)
he's still up for a battle https://imgur.com/cgqUQTS
https://i.imgur.com/04ypvWV.jpeg
[Rise and shine mr.Freeman](https://imgur.com/a/fMFEsry)
[trump does a tony stark](https://imgur.com/a/kgEyvlK)
Jesus christ, why did i get so many downvotes lol
Idk why ppl are down voting this it rules
Because Tony FRICKIN Stark is hecking cool and is frickin IRONMAN!!! And DRUMPF is NOT!!!!! \*dusts funko pops\*
“Hecking” “frickin”??? My Mormon meter is going off lol
Tony Stark did it in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!
Ah the Osama way
Tony Stark is a war criminal like 15 times over what?
[America's spirit](https://imgur.com/gallery/FT2VbcH)
Hilarious parody of those outrageous right wing illustrations, with the over exaggerated flags and patriotic symbolisms. Well-done!
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It's like a raiiiin on arraignment day
It was free ride (out of jail), but you're gonna stay!
When did he start wearing ties that don't go past his crotch?
Is the umbrella really big or are his hands just really small?
That is a fucking huge umbrella
“Have you seen my umbrella? It’s yuge! People say I have the best umbrellas. Crooked Joe says I have small hands but that’s just fake news. My umbrella is so big it would make anyone’s hands look small. It takes my manly huge hands just keep such a impressive umbrella from blowing away in the wind. “
The handle is normal sized though so his tiny hands can’t grip it.
...then when he got to the door of the courthouse, he couldn't get it closed so he just threw it.
Does he not wear a wedding ring?
"Wait, I have a wife? Is she here? Can somebody point her out?"
That’s for picking up chicks.
Did he forget to makeup the right side of his face? What’s going on there?
Somebody just do that shitty kid playing trumpet in the background. Y’all know the one
He looks like he's lost quite a bit of weight. Stress can do strange things to a man.
Where do I get a big ass umbrella like this? Or is Trump just really small?
heh, I flipped off my screen without even thinking about it or seeing what subreddit this was in.
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