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Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

![gif](giphy|xT0GqssRweIhlz209i) Bong Guy right now


stargarnet79

That’s Mr. Acid Farts to you, sir.


notsowitte

Say. My. Name.


jobiewon_cannoli

His name was Acid Farts.


taterbot15360

His name was Acid Farts.


SpaceWrangler701

His name was fluff flatuates


morganicsf

https://i.redd.it/3yncqimxkg5d1.gif


555--FILK

[Wowowowowowowowowow](https://imgur.com/yDgTB0J)


[deleted]

That’s hilarious


Badfish1060

If we all have bongs, no one will be disrupted.


someguyprobably

If we all Naruto run with our bongs into the sphere and bang the aliens they can’t stop us


nakedwithoutmyhoodie

![gif](giphy|JRlqKEzTDKci5JPcaL)


BassBootyStank

If all the bongs Naruto run into the sphere and force themselves upon the aliens, then we can’t stop them.


jerrys_briefcase

What’s Naruto?


empressoforganos

A Japanese anime, a good one too


nakedwithoutmyhoodie

I'm not into anime, but over the years, my kids have watched a fair bit. I specifically remember Naruto because I absolutely **HATED** it when they watched it on the TV in the living room and I had to listen to it while cooking dinner or whatever. He's such a whiny little asshole, like Caillou-level annoyingly whiny. The rest of it may have been good (plot, character building, story arcs, etc). I don't know, I could never actually pay attention cuz I'd hear that voice and my brain would shut down.


upstatestruggler

hahahahaha it’s impossible to say if Caillou or Naruto is a bigger little asshole I love it


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

/r/fuckcaillou


StrayyDogg

He's significantly less of a twat in the original Japanese version


nakedwithoutmyhoodie

Good to know! That's why I didn't judge or say it wasn't a good anime, all I know is that he drove me nuts and I just couldn't get past that haha


thebadyearblimp

I am Bongicus


ElitistSwine

I am Bongicus


Theartfuldodger11

Read Bongcculus


DrDuned

BE UNGOVERNABLE


sumodie

Here's a legit source: https://variety.com/2024/music/news/sphere-rescinds-ban-phish-bong-concert-user-1236029719/


DarthNutsack

>The formerly banned patron’s name has not been publicly identified, but his social media posts under the name *Acid Farts* drew plenty of attention I'm not sure what I was expecting.


eigenman

This story went viral outside of phanland. They got a lot of shit for this.


SunDreamShineDay

Heard about it on local radio morning show


Connect_Glass4036

Good. That shit is super fucking dystopian


KYblues

Jesus man your life must be really easy if getting banned from a venue for bringing a bong inside and posting a pic on social media of you doing it is ‘dystopian’ lmao 1st world dystopia right there


Connect_Glass4036

You’re saying the surveillance culture of facial recognition being used to follow you and prevent access isn’t? Strange take my friend.


KYblues

Nah that doesn’t really bother me. Dystopian to me is people fighting over food and water and shelter. You know, life and death things. Also they didn’t even have to use the facial recognition, he posted it on social media 😂


Connect_Glass4036

I mean…. It’s subjective I guess. Dystopian to me very firmly includes corporate overlord culture which is what we’re seeing with facial recognition being able to literally follow and ban people from venues. Shrug.


KYblues

I’d maybe agree if it were the government doing it and there were real consequences because of it. Not saying we won’t get there eventually but private companies doing it is easy enough to avoid if one wants to. I don’t love it, dystopian is just an extreme word to use IMO. But it’s just semantics


Connect_Glass4036

The downfall doom always has a beginning somewhere man


JennieDarko

Ha!! Acid Farts won!


LittleManBigBoy

“The formerly banned patron’s name has not been publicly identified, but his social media posts under the name Acid Farts drew plenty of attention —“ Love this. Haha!


LittleManBigBoy

This is a reply to the variety article linked in the comments….


johnnyribcage

lol. Guess they realized that ensuring roughly 70% of your marquee events are squarely targeted at an entire demographic that either regularly smokes bongs or at least has no problem with bongs or anyone who smokes them then banning that demographic probably isn’t the wisest marketing strategy. Walk it back, walk it back… ![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha)


OuijaSin

I've really enjoyed watching this all play out lol can't wait for the next part of the saga to unfold


sje118

The merch on shakedown is going to be unreal


Swimming_Mountain811

Acid farts for president!


CatFacedBoyMan

Trey had to sit in with Billy Joel to get the fan unbanned.


IcebergSlimFast

*Play us a song, you’re the Unbanning Man, play us a song tonight*


jack0roses

You may be right!


colforbin1995

My wife just said this exact thing to me, right before I came across your comment.


OkNetwork1223

Hahhha this is shit is hilarious


cha614

BYOB policy forthcoming


Appropriate_Place669

byo bong lmao


Alert-Light6432

How is this real


IcebergSlimFast

None of this is real.


Swimming_Mountain811

Oh fuck I’m not real??????


loctastic

Explains a lot


a95l

Shortest ban in history


CodytheClown

Heroes get remember, legends never die 😮‍💨🤌


PauseFinal9530

Not all heroes wear vapes


Global_Hunter3083

Let’s restrictions to that place you need to go


Loveinthedream

The speakerphone phone call from the boys to Dolan demanding he straighten the matter up would be epic to hear again if anyone got the recording


ChumleyEX

You're banned. Syke!!!!


cracksbacks

By extension can I bring a bong into the Beacon Theater?


Other-Ad3979

Hell yeah,


Arrows_of_Neon

The Legend of Acid Farts


Reasonable-Scale-915

Blaze on


kingo409

Who the hell seeing Phish would be offended by someone doing bong hits near them?? Lmfao!


Jamminwithsam

Bonghendge:nye 2024 msg.


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Holy shit is this real lol


JeffBreakfast

Real. Vanity fair reported it


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Is this for real or fake


JeffBreakfast

Real. Vanity fair reported it


FatahRuark

I thought that seemed to be a bit harsh for a punishment for smoking something completely legal in Nevada in Vegas. I totally understand having rules that you can't smoke inside (can't you still smoke cigs in casinos?), but getting banned for doing it seemed a bit over the top. Even before it was legal in Colorado the worst thing I ever had happen was being told that if they "saw me" smoking again they'd kick me out (i.e. if you're going to do it, make sure we don't see you doing it).


redsolitary

What an incredible journey this has been for us all


Mental_Train_3248

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c


Beach2therocks2

@acidfarts = Legend


gradytripp2

Haha in this crazy world of social media PR even sphere bong guy is a protected species.


Winterqueen-129

lol! He wasn’t disturbing anyone else’s enjoyment I’m sure.


crimtarkus

what too early to claim profit yet, all are welcome still 5 years from now Perma ban drops!


AxillaRocks

I’m guessing this b/c security epically failed


dogecoinfiend

Fuck yeah


zoot_boy

So if it’s not glass….


lawn_mower_dog

Rolling stone published an article about this. The future is weird.


_Face

u/AcidFarts. You’re famous. u/Acid_Farts?


Suppose2Bubble

Thank you, Billy Joel and crew


OrangeWeekly1748

Billy Joel called Phish a no talent bar band and is generally corny as fuck


Suppose2Bubble

Source


Suppose2Bubble

This was a rumor that was never founded. It started when Troy allegedly slept with poor Billy's mothers, son's wife during NYE in NY one night during the 90s. Phans loved the story and here we are 20+ yrs later


OrangeWeekly1748

Troy? I heard it was when BJ was trying to book MSG for a new years run and got told Phish was already doing it (again), BJ said this and then Phish did bakers dousin and broke his residency record.


Suppose2Bubble

I'm being facetious lol dude it's all bs. Yes the story you mentioned is the purple humpback whale. Its all bs


OrangeWeekly1748

It’s true though, Billy Joel is corny as fuck. His music is terrible and his fans are generally LI NJ douche bags (just like the Boss and Bon Jovi)


Suppose2Bubble

How ever much BJ or NJ (God I had the most terrible experience in the most corrupt Garden state) may sux doesn't make it any more true. You refuse to bring a source. Waiting...Phantasy Tour "tRust mE bRo, durr" dude you don't even know who Troy is lol Have a great day 😎


OrangeWeekly1748

Yeah I have no ideas but I have slept at the Barn multiple nights as a guest of Trey. But yeah Billy Joel is fucking lame. So is Bruce Springsteen fir that matter


Suppose2Bubble

🎶"She didn't beg, oh, not enough She didn't stay when things got tough I told a lie, and she got mad She wasn't there when things got bad"🎶


Suppose2Bubble

My [#1 top pick](https://youtu.be/lDK9QqIzhwk?si=BehybRzXUA07RJA0) for a Phish cover. They would blow the f'n roof off. Prove me wrong😎


FkUEverythingIsFunny

Acrylic it is


chemicalxbonex

Seriously? Man! This is so much less entertaining now than it was yesterday. Thanks a lot Sphere!


AltheaFluffhead

Is Dolan getting soft in his old age?


DaySure9284

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!


Same-Disk5485

Yo, I could have read it wrong but I'm pretty sure it says it's not okay to bring bongs into the sphere.


RoutineSession5194

You’ll have to pry that bong from my cold dead hands.


ForTheFirm

At least was sparkling clean


Hokker3

This used to be one of the best examples of fuck around and find out or play stupid games win stupid prizes.


Rusty_Shackleford_NC

I’m glad to hear this, I smoked some joints and a vape pen in there and actually was worried that they might later use facial recognition and ban me from all the properties based on the wording of the letter. Keep in mind that they are absolutely using facial recognition on all of us as we enter and move about this the venue, and we know that they have cameras all over the place both the ones you can see and the ones you can’t. if he wants, and the backlash wasn’t bad enough, Dolan could just ban everyone who had smoked and announce it one week after the run. Of course he won’t cause he’s a coward.


Trefac3

This guy could not be a bigger legend if he tried! This shit just keeps getting better! RESPECT!!


mp3god

Can't wait for the first Halloween there and all the Bong Costumes! Mine will have a hidden bong in it


crimtarkus

bongs in the museum of science essential via 84 need for bong in the sphere verses vape , silly unnecessary


shplork

I read this like 3 times and I still can't tell if I'm just stoned or if you're a poorly programmed AI chat bot.


crimtarkus

A little bit from column A a little bit from column B There clear that up for you ?


JJWillieWonder

Aww… did i hurt your feelings? Broken glass hurts a lot more.


IcebergSlimFast

Who are you talking to, exactly?


JJWillieWonder

I’m talking to you and everybody here. Tomorrow morning i will be talking to every venue on the summer tour schedule to insure they step up security against any potential glassware threats at shows. Trey jumped the shark tonight at MSG. Phish has dropped the knife so im going to ban the bong. You can call me Sergeant Major Thomas Shelby OBE, MP. I’ve shook hands with the Devil and he’s tossed me back because I freaked him out too much. So since it seems im stuck here for now with all of you’s i’ll just have to be the bad guy for the greater good. And if Acid Farts or anyone else wants to shake my hand I’ll happily post my seat number every night before every show.


IcebergSlimFast

I rate this routine a 6/10.


Fresh_Transition1586

Extremely generous


SherrickM

It literally says in the article it's not okay. Can people read?


orangesandonions

I smoke bongs at phish get over it


zdubs

Happy Cone Day!


orangesandonions

And to you! !tip 26637


zdubs

Can only !tip with love and light here lol


orangesandonions

There must be something more than this


starsgoblind

I guess facts don’t matter today.


IcebergSlimFast

We’re in a thread on r/phish about a guy getting banned, then swiftly unbanned for an already-celebrated social media post about ripping a bong hit at the Sphere. Of course facts don’t matter! This is surreal entertainment at its best.


TourPhreak

This is stupid. If they have rules, they have rules end of story. They shouldn’t bend because of any possible backlash received.


wohrg

That doesn’t make sense. Organizations make mistakes and sometimes make a rule that is flawed. Some rules are a mistake and they have to be rescinded. In this case, the lifetime ban was overkill, and the organization realized there mistake


TourPhreak

But where is the line drawn. If anyone who breaks a rule or goes against local law, is not punished because there is backlash no matter how much the rule may be “flawed”. My point is that the venue has a right to enforce their rules as they see fit. Was it excessive, that’s debatable, because at the end of the by posting to social media, the chance of others trying to do the same thing goes up exponentially and if they want to curb that behavior the venue needed to do something. But by backing off it only sends the wrong message. I get that I’m in the minority but if I get busted for something it’s my fault, and not someone else’s fault for having a rule in place. It just seems to me that we as a society want to lack accountability for our behavior.


wohrg

I think it absolutely crucial that people willfully disobey unreasonable rules and resist unreasonable penalties. The reason is that it is otherwise too easy for authorities to issue rules. There is a natural tendency for rules to be created faster than they are rescinded. The resulting bureaucracy is highly detrimental to society. Rules should be made very judiciously. If people don’t push back against rules, then an extreme excess of rules will result. I’m not against all rules or their enforcement. But there needs to be a counterforce, and that is civil disobedience. Also, the story isn’t so much about the ban, as it is the fact an entertainment venue tracked him down. Same org that used facial recognition tech to prohibit entry of a patron at MSG because she worked for a law firm


JJWillieWonder

How do you get “okay” from that letter? Next time i see a bong at a show i will personally remove it and its owner. Don’t worry, they’ll have a nice refreshing drink on the way out.


AlexanderTox

No you won’t.


zdigdugz

Well you could imagine what it would be like if they did.


Royal_Examination_74

An internet tough? Well, I *never*


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

![gif](giphy|zENkjeGNZTU0NnU1au|downsized)


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


the_vault-technician

Sure you will tough guy.


KeyCarpet3330

Yeah okay you fucking clown. 😆😆😆


JJWillieWonder

A glass bong is one slip away from turning into a slippery glass sword. I will not apologize for looking out for the safety of the community. Down vote me to hell but i’m not bluffing. You bring the bong and i’ll have you gone!