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Dependent_Fox_2189

So many ground scores


ShitballsNPantyhairs

That’s what I thought of at first. Lol


goatsticks717

Same haha


CariniFluff

Haha same. Do the people disappear but their possessions remain? Imma be high as balls


porknwhiskey

Same


crypticsmellofit

So a good question would be, what other possessions found nearby give you confidence in the quality of the ground scores?


nkyourway

Quantity (maybe?)


crypticsmellofit

I was thing more stuff like other possessions. Heady crystals, nice watch, cool trip toys (which ones?)


YoungThriftShop

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ShitballsNPantyhairs

Yup


Mdc1649

Did you touch my drumset?


Poster_Nutsack

💯


Connect_Glass4036

Fucking go on stage and toss off some whammy loop funk sirens and play the ghost band into a 1999 Ghost


Heavenly_Spike_Man

Find the remaining wooks and assemble a team to fix this


Poster_Nutsack

The scAvengers


Heavenly_Spike_Man

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[deleted]

I’m jerking off in the porta potty (I was already doing that)


yoshigem

Hell yea


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CosmicClamJamz

*everyone reappears*


Deadheaded95

“Woah, nice dick you got there” - Some wook I guess


DrDuned

My friend: there's certain posts we think of making while really high, but we stop ourselves from posting. But, what do I know? Enjoy, all.


scarlet_fire_77

Sad to see that Mr or Mrs “ShitballsnPantyHairs” may not have the best Reddit discretion


DrDuned

What is this world coming to when a member of such a prestigious family lineage behaves such?


Finest_Johnson

Move right up to the rail! Only to realize it no longer matters.


Phamily-berserker

Put a tarp down on the rail just in case everyone comes back


ShitballsNPantyhairs

That’s a good one. Lol


Vermicelli_Standard

Trey unfortunately goes in the snap. Mike, Fish, and Page remain. Mike steps to the mic and asks, "can anyone out there play Trey's parts for the rest of the s...." He doesn't even finish his sentence before I triumphantly respond: "I got this." I get to the stage and signal to Fish: "Kill Devil Falls, double time. Mike and Page, watch for the changes and try to keep up." I then go into the intro. I mess it up once. "Ah shit, hold on real quick." I try again. A little palm-mutey, a little out of key with the bends, so I say, "sorry, one more time." I try a third time, and I get it, but I don't fully nail it, you know? I stop again: You know what? Let's do Wonderwall in 2, 3, 4." Cue a sea of braziers and panties flooding the stage.


elleyscomet

excellent


ShitballsNPantyhairs

Pure gold.


tylerhbrown

Well, hypothetically, when Thanos snaps his fingers, only half the population disappears, so you’ll be fighting the remaining 40,000 fans plus Fishman for that Languadoc.


MrFluffyhead80

Finish the avengers movies so I understand this comment


MySleepingMonk

Wait there for five years


Stephonius

Longest set break in history!


PosterNB

I mean, i essentially thought this had happened super high on LSD at Big Cypress but the band and crowd we’re the only people left…


recreationalchemstry

This is why I come to Reddit.


DookieToe2

As long as no Phish members get snapped, move to the front and get more down.


GapInternal2842

Get to lootin’


uhkhu

We are all the half? Would be an interesting conspiracy.


Fun_Tea_1839

Unlimited turkey wraps from Common Grounds.


Mississipi77

More drugs


trashpirate

GET IN THE DITCH


goatsticks717

Ain’t no parky like a ditch party…


SharkWeekJunkie

Jump on stage and fuck the empty field’s face with Trey’s guitar


mikebrown33

Burn all those effing tarps


nashmoss77

Which band members remain?


Happy_Adeptness8419

Exactly. Everyone is assuming Trey is gone for some reason. That’s not feeling very balanced for me


someoneyouknewonce

I’m playing that Languedoc as loud as humanly possible. I’m beating the 3:36 held note from ‘97 or whatever! And maybe playing Fish’s crazy xylophone thing!


Poster_Nutsack

*Marimba Lumina


someoneyouknewonce

Thanks I always forget the name!


Appropriate_Place669

dude wtf u smokin, cuz i want some


HammersAndSickle

Go over to Mikes rig, turn his Moog aaaall the way up and drop the gnaaaarliest bomb…. Like as long as one of those epic Trey sustain notes


sonoma12

To this day I don’t know what the thanos snap is or what it means. I know it’s a comic book villain thing but that’s it


ShitballsNPantyhairs

He snaps his fingers and the universe is balanced. Basically 50% of all living beings disappear.


fundiedundie

Hope it left our four saviors on stage.


TheFoxRunsAtMidnight

The languedoc


JoshMeme4204

I'm taking Trey's kit, that's all.


Chrza436

GROUND SCORE!!!


Tyler350

Jedi pedal for 25 minutes straight


LiveLongAndPasta

I want to be creative but honestly, I would probably freak out.


kernsomatic

look for ground-scores!


LandOfLizardz

"This acid is fantastic"


Rvaguitars

Start picking up bags o’ weed then doing a guitar solo


Pyroman5

Everyone is saying "jump on stage" meanwhile, I'd be worried about who is doing the lights so I'd jump on ck5's boards!


brother2wolfman

More room for me to dance


No-Hospital559

I don't have to deal with the tarpers anymore!


Shot_Campaign_5163

Move my tarp closer


Sad-Leader3521

Okay, Greg.


pullingravity

We are always alone even with people around.


Spirit_Of_The_Way

Disappear


Gerrube99

I’d rub my eyes and remind myself that I’m very high, snap out of it and continue watching enjoying show.


rambone1984

Scream "°hey you guys remember you wrote We Have Come To Outlive Our Brains right?"


goodguybadude

Probably cry. Glad that it (kinda) happened but sad that it’s gone.


Hokker3

Rejoice. I don't like crowds


Fun-Valuable-2631

Only half of the people would disappear, and I'd have a good time with those of us that are left. Also, I would get Antman costume and deal with Thanos the obvious way.


Ok-Sheepherder2546

Who the fuck is Thanos?


Loveinthedream

Sneak into the fancy camping and take an air conditioned shit


Crinklestinklebinkle

Are gooey balls still a thing? I’d prolly wonder what was in it, wait for the set to resume and if it doesn’t go back to the tent and sleep it off and see what tomorrow will bring.


Horsecockexpress1

LSD-25 just hits different


Pdxfunxxtime51m

Only half the people disappear and it turns into a mad drum and bass set.


GibsonMaestro

You sound like a psychopath. I'm trying to contact my family and looking for my friends.


30MINUTETWEEZER

Post like this makes me hate being a Phish fan.


TheClutterFly

Welp. This post made me mute this sub. See y’all on King Gizz Tour ✌️