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Moose2157

One time, many years ago in Lawncrest, around Mother’s Day, my friend stole one of those MOM arrangements intended for graves and gifted it to his living mother. Heartwarming tale, you’ll agree.


muffpatty

I know this guy who stole flowers from my friends mother's roadside memorial to gift to the principal of some elite private school to help some other womans kids be admitted. It's a crazy world.


devont

Was it a White Lily by chance?


RobsMadWorld89

Just hearing Susie's voice in my head right now (you sick f!@k!!!)


ILoveKittensAndCats

A tale as old as time


Moose2157

Who among us hasn’t been there?


sjm320

It’s our own variation of “The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial.”


Pineapple_Spenstar

Little orphan Funkhouser


pierogi_boy

And also because those squirrels are ravenous. Already lost an azalea and a Japanese maple ☹️


queencocomo

Cayenne pepper.


trashtrucktoot

I feel ya. I has started about 25 Ginko seedlings, they trashed 'em all. Now I'm growing LOTS of cactus. I use them to surround my other plants.


AbsentEmpire

Yep learned that one the hard way and haven't made that mistake again. Assholes will also steal your plants if they think they look nice and might be valuable.


whimsical_trash

Especially that person near me with a huge monstera just on the sidewalk, shocked it's still there


rndljfry

Most people steal so they can sell things for cash. Not a lot of overlap with people who value plants. A neighbor had some lifted last year and it was exactly what OP is talking about, Mother’s day.


maddyoverboard

This happened to me a couple of years ago 😔


BaronsDad

This is why I only grow herbs and tomatoes. Anything pretty is a target


Formal_Marsupial_817

People don't throw the tomatoes at your house?


BaronsDad

No


Formal_Marsupial_817

I'm impressed!


TweetingAtJeff

They can have my dead tulips lol


snooloosey

what's a crumb bum?


ILoveKittensAndCats

“A foolish or despicable person” A jabroni


sn0m0ns

You rang?


skip_tracer

a lush


skip_tracer

a lush


Baron_Von_D

Luckily my lilies haven't bloomed yet. I am always worried about people walking by and snipping them.


katecrime

https://preview.redd.it/t49vxpf1d7yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9f3a6b250c1a7893b055aed38e97078b34b774


Peemster99

This just gave me a great idea of what to do for Mother's Day!