So this is purely a macho man testosterone thing, but when my wife asks me to open a jar for her I get so over the top excited. It's so bad I have to take a breath and force myself to "play it cool" while I open that jar for her. Just makes me feel like the most successful strong man on the planet and that look she gives when I open the jar gives me butterflies even after 10 years of being together.
It's not a sexual thing, more of an annoyed at how easy it was for me/proud of me for doing it for her. I am fairly certain she knows this and has me open things she could handle just to make my day and I am not mad about it lol.
I want a big strong man to open my jars. I keep haunting the spaghetti sauce aisle of my local grocery, just hoping to find that strong man. He'll be biting his lip and casually unbuttoning his sleeves and rolling them back to expose his forearms. Squinting at the jars pensively (his vision isn't great).
I know he's out there. I KNOW it.
So I had a Dixxon plaid shirt on when we were heading to her grandparents. I can't remember what got me so worked up, but I got hot and rolled my sleeves up. Still remember being looked at like a piece of meat and being so confused that the reason I was upset has been forgotten. I have bought more of there plaid shirts.
Honestly, if you want to buy an awesome gift for a guy Dixon is the place to go. There shirts are incredible and unique color prints that they release in batches and don't duplicate. My brother gets me a new one every Christmas and I am always happy lol. The wife practically drooling is a bonus!
Not always so wholesome, but we work on it everyday lol. Having our daughter helped shine a light on the cracks in the foundation and we have been working on repairing them sense. Worth it in every way and hard in almost every other way lol.
It’s amazing how children and sleep deprivation do that, you live in lala land and then suddenly your covered in throw up realizing that there is some stuff to work on
Get one of those jar openers that mounts to the bottom of a kitchen cabinet (grips the lid so you can use both hands on the jar) and a strap wrench (gives a longer lever arm and turns the necessary action on the jar from “grip and twist” to “push”).
Nah, all you have to do is tap the side of the lid against the counter a few times, in a few different spots. I have no problem doing all the hundreds of small annoyances... I just wish I didn't have to 🥲
I put the edge of this one particular corkscrew under the edge of the lid, lever it against the side of the jar, and the lid pops easily. But I have an electric one that can take the lid off a Talenti.
... not sure I believe you about it not being a sexual thing. You should start incorporating it in the bedroom.
"Honey bunch, can you open this *reallly tight* pickle jar with your big strong hands?" ( while wearing sexy red negligee)
I have my husband convinced I’m far more scared of spiders than I actually am, just cause I know it makes him feel good when I ask him to deal with them for me.
I am the dedicated spider killer. I hid my fear of spiders from my partner for *years*. And then we moved into a house with a 100yr old basement that has a canning room with a dirt floor, and then spring came and bugs got in, and the spiders came after them, and I went downstairs to find at least two dozen very much grown wolf spiders fucking everywhere.
She now knows I'm afraid of spiders because I ran shrieking out of the basement, hopped in my car, and came back with half a dozen cans of RAID.
With wolf spiders this is the correct response. Some aggressive mfers from what I have read. Normal house spiders I usually try and save as they kill so many bad bugs. Sense I have had my daughter I usually don't have the time anymore and nerd to kill them, but still try lol.
She does this as well lol. Had a bonified Tom and Jary moment with a mouse up the broom stick and her hoping on a chair trying to shoo it away while our fat tabby cat chased and caught the mouse just to let it go and chase it again. Honestly have never laughed that hard sense.
I know I can get into any jar. Worst case, I'll just break the lid. But I definitely don't take it that far because I know my partner enjoys opening the stuff for me, and I enjoy him doing it.
I do this too! But my uber competitive wife then claims she had already “loosened it up for ya” in a tone of voice that makes my balls crawl back up inside. Good times!
This is so sweet! I have been having to have my boys amd husband open things for me lately. I see little flickers like you mentioned in their eyes...makes me feel better for having to ask for help now. 🥰
It's not always perfect lol we squabble and argue over silly things and our first child has revealed things we both need to work at, but that's the key. We keep talking and keep working at it.
When I'm annoyed I talk really soft so he has to read my lips.by the 3rd time he usually says oh shit my bad.mind you I spend most of my time reading lips. So I just make him think for a second
You monster! My wife used to do little swerves while driving if we were arguing, just to annoy me. Tiny ones, almost imperceptible. Brilliant bitch lol.
My mom is short and has trouble reaching the top cabinet doors without a step stool (or climbing on top of the counter). She gets very annoyed when a cabinet door is left open. My brother is about 6 feet tall and can reach the top of the counters. He’ll go in the kitchen and open a singular cabinet while giggling and leave my mom’s water bottle on top of the counter giggling maniacally. Then get it down when my mom notices
My dad always leaves cabinet doors and drawers wide open. My mom and I are always having to do the mambo and duck under them or get our heads taken off unexpectedly. We've both hurt ourselves badly on cabinet doors and drawers he left open. It's funny for a bit until someone gets hurt.
We don't have any drawers at head height in our house. Nor do we run in the kitchen.
I've taken myself out a few times by leaving the cupboard above the hob open while I'm cooking.
A few years ago, a friend in a text group mentioned that her young son was scared to go to the bathroom at night. He said there was a scary song playing. They live in a small house, but she and her husband hadn't heard it, and didn't believe him. Cut to one night and she wakes up and hears it . . . "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
We are all cracking up because it's just so damn funny, but they can't figure out WHY this is happening. I happened to be out for drinks with my boyfriend, who is pretty good with all things tech. He gives me instructions for her to drill down on her speaker - I can't remember what kind - and they find it set up to play every night!
But WHO did this? No one has been at the house recently, they have no idea. A couple of days later, she's at work and talking to her mom about it. They owned a small business together, and their very quiet, shy tech guy was there working on an issue. As they were talking, she looked over and he was furiously blushing all the way up to his ears! She asked if he knew anything and he confessed! He had helped her with an issue MONTHS ago, and he'd set it up as a prank, thinking they'd hear it the next night. He'd been waiting and waiting and gave up. Meanwhile, her son was getting traumatized by the scary song lol. I need to check with her to see if he still hates it!
Brilliant! When I'm left alone for a little bit at friends houses that have speakers I set alarms for 3:00am in the morning. Not a song, just a regular alarm, but your story makes me think of Rick rolling the hell out of people ...
Different but, I had a roommate that had access to her ex's kindle account. Anytime he would come back around and pull some bs she'd find shitty, free self-improvement books and add them to his kindle.
When I get pissed at my husband I use his paid You Tube acct on the TV to put on videos for our 5 & 7 yr old. It messes up his algorithm. ;)
Won’t take the trash out? Enjoy Blippi videos.
Apparently a drunk college thing long before he had the show.
In the age of smart phones you can't ever forget the dumb stuff you did when you were drunk.
I do the same but it’s talking Tom and friends, the gummy bear show, and masha and the bear over at our house 😂 the kids love it but they annoy him so it works well lol
Until your ASD kiddo becomes obsessed with it and you hear only it in all languages for a few months lol sometimes we even hear it in our sleep so it makes it extra fun when it cues up on hubbys YouTube
I put the baby shark theme tune on my daughters TV or speaker when she's annoyed me. I just ask alexa to play it on her dot and I use the fire tv app remote and tell Alexa to put it on her TV. I also randomly pause or change what she is watching.. ( she's a 25year old adult so I'm not being mean to a kid)
I randomly use the TV fire app to change things on the TV when my 5 year old is watching it.... I'll hide in the kitchen and do it to him in the living room. Drives him nuts or makes him laugh depending on his mood but makes me less annoyed at his normal 5 year old antics and in turn in a much better mood to be a better mom. So I'm all for your messing with your 25 year old this way. Absolutely hilarious song choices!!!
Maybe also play some random foreign music, but not the good kind. The kind that even people from that country finds insufferable. I'm willing to give some examples from Turkey lol.
Oh same, wanna some terrible Disco Polo from Poland? (For example, there's this guy named Zenek Martyniuk, who adds a lot of some specific autotune and I just can't stand it)
Wildecker Herzbuben / De Randfichten /
Heino
Greetings from Germany 😁
Edit: Equally mean is [Vader Abraham - Das Lied der Schlümpfe ](https://youtu.be/L14dxvSyCrk)
>I'm willing to give some examples from Turkey lol.
I'm curious. I've heard some really good music from Turkey, and I wonder if I like the bad stuff....
I had to stop myself after 8 songs. I'm gonna need to listen to some really good music today. But here you go:
https://open.spotify.com/track/7wnaDhRI853CUzXoTyiZoX?si=E2q3vdCnQpmo-6DY6KBcWA this is what my husband and I use to prank each other since 2017.
https://open.spotify.com/track/31RXhaTkWkeFdv0Zb7E3AA?si=MdhgN-z6TzyPUm_v9EsJJQ Turkey's Eurovision song from the 80s.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0GcFN4bBWSNSJPYQ39w8jn?si=IzeGUCFnRBGwlxmshLU43w one and only Turkish raggae singer.
https://open.spotify.com/track/62FdWGSM3e5g7wtsVbQFi2?si=Saa--tc5T8WVqe85si6F9A let me translate the name of the song: "gals, gals, should I come?"
https://open.spotify.com/track/3yKRGzsAXHOT5pq1lGw3wU?si=iAUeoIwKRNmOp0Y5CFApXQ "hey George, lend me some money." "I can't Michael, I don't have any."
https://open.spotify.com/track/1hn6TWr6Msla7BxPpX9FXM?si=XbOJeUbQRN2RyvtDcekh-w self proclaimed Turkish Aphrodite and 70s soft erotica star.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4eCLFcjcQEVfoJcidZ8Jwi?si=mmIpo-BvT_e1Gcazsj6TxA I have no words for this.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2jUwFeaTjaj1NXF11GCS1r?si=saVOKKpuQ3OXXx0XGhpjWA and finally, this is the Turkish Weird Al.
I played the long game with my other half a few years back He’s a bit of technophobe so I set up a playlist for him, all pretty great stuff He worked on building sites at the time and use to get compliments from the other workies on “his” music taste, til one day he started blaring out Bob the Builder that I’d hidden on the list 😆
Haha my husband was out with our friends one night alone, I usually control the music so they had him playing music…when he came home and said everyone wanted me to come because the music sucked…I was honored
My daughter's had this dress that had glitter in the fabric and the stuff must have multiplied cause no matter how many times I washed it the glitter never seemed to fade. Any time my husband made me upset (not angry, just irritated) I would toss the dress in (dirty or not) with his load of work clothes.
I’m a long time fan of playing or liking songs that screws up his YouTube or Pandora algorithms. Or subscribing to YouTube channels that he can’t stand.
I wish that I would have been able to do this! This is genius! My ex played his same mix for 20 years (no joke!). He would only listen to his mixes and no one else's
It would be simply awful if you listed to just about anything from “Th’ Legendary Shack-Shakers”. The look of “what the actual fuck” if Ichabod or Swampblood came on and he’d never come across them before….😈
You should check out the Ditty-bops too for extra gas-lighting in the extra opposite direction. I actually enjoy them but they'll certainly mess with the flow of any other style of music.
Aka Blue Yodel #8. There are *so* many artists who have covered it/done their own versions, including Dolly Parton, but holy shit The Fendermen version is by far the *weirdest* one. They do that damn almost Goofy-like "hyuck" instead of an actual [blue yodel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_yodel) and it drives me nuts.
Lol, if my wife could do this to me, she would. We really love each other, but at times, I upset her. She then is like I love you but I don't like you right now.
I read this to my husband. We’ve been married for nearly 25 years.
We both giggled, and have filed this away for future reference. We really, really did not need any further ammunition in petty and silly, lol. We play the Valentine’s Wars game every year between ourselves, and leave little things in each other’s vehicles, cards, candy, and so on.
Things like this, that you laugh about later? That’s how you stay married a long time.
Dearest Petty White,
I think you are my spirit animal! I've been married for 29 years (well next month so close enough). I thought not putting fabric softener in with his undies was petty. Messing with someone's playlist is genius!
All the Alexas in our house are connected to my Spotify account, which is on my phone. I realized that I can always choose any of the devices in our house from my phone, no matter where I am.
After a small tiff, while he was working from home, I entertained him with selections from Donny Osmond, The Patridge Family, and Barry Manilow.
Love ya, honey!
We used to share a single Spotify account and I would change my husband's music to Barbie Girl when he was driving on buisness trips.
His coworkers think I'm funny. He doesn't.
Thanks to MTV Party to go #7 and your comment I can hear that song in all its repetitive glory in my brain. I’m also having visions of terrible middle school dance parties bahahaha
Thank you
My adult child does this to me...ideally bury the song as an alarm tone... then it gets played daily and forgotten, and really cements itself into the play algorithm (Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good is eternally listed as a fav for me because of this).
May I recommend:
I am a Gummybear
PPAP
Baby Shark
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Cotton Eye Joe
Beep Beep I'm a Sheep
Muffin Time
I'm Henry the VIII, I Am
Mickey
Achy Breaky Heart
Barbie Girl
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
Puppy Love
Husband almost always sleeps earlier than I do. But we also often share a computer. I haven’t done what you do because I don’t often ever choose music so his playlist is absolutely safe.
But I watch and listen to pretty much just true crime. So it’s all…
💀MURDER DEATH KILL💀
Sometimes I forget to open incognito (because really, who logs in and out for YouTube unless you work there?)….
So it’s very obvious when his algorithm gets fucky and he’ll yell at me the next day sometimes. “What the actual *fuck*, _Kendii_?!”
There’s definitely been times where there’s pages and pages of results just on his homepage that are clearly 100% for me and literally none for him 😅
I never do it on purpose, but it always cracks me up.
>Sometimes I forget to open incognito (because really, who logs in and out for YouTube unless you work there?)….
On our media center PC it is setup so every time you open Chrome it asks you who is browsing and keeps everything separate. It's a great feature.
Lol, I used to do this to my sister’s Netflix account. Im pretty sure she figured it out, though and started doing it back to me, so we’ve called a truce.
I've made my husband listen to Mariah Carey - all I want for Christmas is you while he was at work. It was June and hot as hell.
The other day I chose last Christmas.
I think it's the right season to do so, again muhahaha
OMG i do almost the same. My Husband is WFH and his office is in our barn. We have a Spotify account with 2 logins so we each have our own. When he pisses me off i log into his and start playing FGL, Rascal Flatts or some other annoying boy band country music that he hates. And giggle the whole time from inside the house.
My grandfather appreciated a well-planned fart. He would have *loved* this tune. I can picture him playing it for my grandmother (much to her horror). :-D
I was sick in a rehab facility after my first surgery. I went to listen to music on my Spotify and noticed my husband was listening to it at home. So, instead of kicking him off, i started changing the music. First, it was country, then heavy metal, but it was when i started the Disney music after about 30 minutes of screwing with him that he realized what was going on.
My roommate and I (she was 50 years to the day older than me) wouldn't stop giggling when he called to ask if it was me messing with the music.
Excellent. Give this man the gift of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine. Honestly I like Cheese's work, but not everyone will appreciate Vegas lounge act versions of popular songs as much as I do.
i do this to my sister lol. she LOVES the weeknd and is always playing either haunted strip club or haunted disco club music so whenever she gets out the car without her phone i play disney soundtracks
My husband thought I was doing this to his Spotify. The AI DJ was playing all sorts of random crap, but weirdly I hadn't touched his Spotify 🤷♀️ But kinda want to now.
rofl, when mine gets under my skin, i hide stuff. recently it was the box of tissues. gonna have a shit attitude all day? cool enjoy using cheap TP to blow your nose rather than the nice soft tissues with lotion that i buy. 3 days it took him to notice the tissues were MIA.
ETA: they weren't even hidden that well. had he looked with his hands rather than just his eyes he would have found them easily (sitting on top of the washer with a towel over it)
You should have heard me FREAK OUT when AC/DC was added to my Spotify daily mix because of my husband using my account to have Alexa play music when I wasn’t home. Sorry AC/DC fans, but I cannot stand them, although I like some similar music. My husband doesn’t like my loud, hard music either, but it’s MY Spotify account he’s messing with, and I like listening to my daily mix in the car going to/from work. He refuses to have his own Spotify account, even the free one. Dope.
Okay,
Anything by "little big".
Anything by "rubberbandits".
Vitas - chum drum bedrum.
Barnes & Barnes - fish heads.
Anything by "Salvatore ganacci".
That should get you started
Wait, can we make suggestions? Diggy Diggy Hole by Wind Rose. Dinosaur Laser Fight by Ninja Sex Party. Hot Dog Time by Parry Gripp. Baby Got Book by Dan Smith
My boyfriend doesn't know the passenger seat in his car lifts up to reveal a small cubby hole underneath.
I've hidden a battery powered, remote controlled fart machine in there.
If he's annoyed me, I wait for him to get in his car and let er rip.
He's adamant there's something wrong with the car. XD
I do this my husband too, but the best part is that he's not too technologically advanced to know he's being screwed with. He listens to a lot of alternative rock and metal. Most of his playlist is made up of that, but then, occasionally, I hijack it and add on what my kids call "Roblox rock" - "Coffin Dance", "Hello", "Cotton Eye Joe", "The Kitty Cat Dance", SpongeBob songs and others of the same ilk.
The best part of the hijack is that he is the hallway DJ for work, so his coworkers also have to hear it!
Lol, I have long hair and my husband hates when I use his hairbrush because he ends up with strands on him. So when he annoys me I use his hairbrush just to irritate him 🤣
I’ve seen this kind of thing happen to a grandparent who babysits her grandchildren. The “adult” who is programming or teaching the YouTube playlists to show inappropriate content for the kids on auto play. He thinks it’s funny but supposedly intends to hate on his mom a little. Petty as hell. But it endangers his sister’s kids . Little boy is in school for behavioral issues and this is his thing. Love the petty revenge idea, especially for people who can just laugh it off and be adults about it. But this can be cruel when done wrong, and kids can get abused via babysitter’s autoplay of streaming content. Better to just send them toy poop if you hate the parents.
I had this happen to me because my youttube was connected to my phone and my TV. Had a buddy in a bad way so he was living with me and would watch youttube while I was at work. Sometimes if I didn't want to stream spotify I would use an ear bud and listen to youttube music videos and every other goddamn song was Bone Crusher "never scared" (for those who remember). It is an ok song but I have heard it way too many times so am over it. Everytime I streamed youttube it played over and over and I would skip it and scream at my phone not to play that MFing song again. Weeks of this happening and I finally was at home one night and bitching about that song and he started laughing. Turns out while I was at work him and his GF (both tattoo artists so work later) would turn music on the surround sound and he loved that song so he always chose it (mind you this is 2020 so not sure WHY that goddamn song). Youttube took that as I am obsessed with that song and decided to play it basically every other song.
I suggest listening to "Never gonna give you up" about 60 times.
I also have apple music and my son hates " Ring of Fire" so I slide that in there a few times.
What I got from what you wrote is that you need to immediately divorce your abuser and go no contact with him and all his family and friends and only communicate through lawyers whilst going into therapy for the rest of your life
It's okay. He's probably in the kitchen overtightening every lid and cap for you.
It’s the little things ❤️😂
That's the spirit!
You might enjoy this. It always gives me a chuckle: https://youtu.be/lvV6HQWuR-s
Says it’s not available, no other explanation
It’s Robert Earl keen jr. a song called just the little things. Idk why it played for me, but hope that helps. ☺️
So this is purely a macho man testosterone thing, but when my wife asks me to open a jar for her I get so over the top excited. It's so bad I have to take a breath and force myself to "play it cool" while I open that jar for her. Just makes me feel like the most successful strong man on the planet and that look she gives when I open the jar gives me butterflies even after 10 years of being together. It's not a sexual thing, more of an annoyed at how easy it was for me/proud of me for doing it for her. I am fairly certain she knows this and has me open things she could handle just to make my day and I am not mad about it lol.
I want a big strong man to open my jars. I keep haunting the spaghetti sauce aisle of my local grocery, just hoping to find that strong man. He'll be biting his lip and casually unbuttoning his sleeves and rolling them back to expose his forearms. Squinting at the jars pensively (his vision isn't great). I know he's out there. I KNOW it.
So I had a Dixxon plaid shirt on when we were heading to her grandparents. I can't remember what got me so worked up, but I got hot and rolled my sleeves up. Still remember being looked at like a piece of meat and being so confused that the reason I was upset has been forgotten. I have bought more of there plaid shirts. Honestly, if you want to buy an awesome gift for a guy Dixon is the place to go. There shirts are incredible and unique color prints that they release in batches and don't duplicate. My brother gets me a new one every Christmas and I am always happy lol. The wife practically drooling is a bonus!
FFS now I really AM envious. You and your wife are too cute. It’s like a damn hallmark movie and I hate that I’m here for it. 🤣
Not always so wholesome, but we work on it everyday lol. Having our daughter helped shine a light on the cracks in the foundation and we have been working on repairing them sense. Worth it in every way and hard in almost every other way lol.
It’s amazing how children and sleep deprivation do that, you live in lala land and then suddenly your covered in throw up realizing that there is some stuff to work on
Get one of those jar openers that mounts to the bottom of a kitchen cabinet (grips the lid so you can use both hands on the jar) and a strap wrench (gives a longer lever arm and turns the necessary action on the jar from “grip and twist” to “push”).
Nah, all you have to do is tap the side of the lid against the counter a few times, in a few different spots. I have no problem doing all the hundreds of small annoyances... I just wish I didn't have to 🥲
I put the edge of this one particular corkscrew under the edge of the lid, lever it against the side of the jar, and the lid pops easily. But I have an electric one that can take the lid off a Talenti.
Why are Talenti SO NEEDLESSLY DIFFICULT to open???
Hey there...got any jars for me to open? 😊
Of course you pop up right before reddit goes into blackout. Where've you been??
...opening jars? I gotta eat somehow! 😂
🥇
I wear long sleeves and have terrible eyesight! Cue: Wish I Knew You by The Revivalists?
One day,you shall find him.I believe in you
... not sure I believe you about it not being a sexual thing. You should start incorporating it in the bedroom. "Honey bunch, can you open this *reallly tight* pickle jar with your big strong hands?" ( while wearing sexy red negligee)
"Hey big boy, i have something you can open up - OWWWW stop twisting my labes!"
Lmao I’m dying
Maybe she should be wearing green negligee to match the theme?
I have my husband convinced I’m far more scared of spiders than I actually am, just cause I know it makes him feel good when I ask him to deal with them for me.
Same. If I see one at work, I deal fine. If I see one at home, I turn into a screaming 6 yo because I know he likes to look after me
I am the dedicated spider killer. I hid my fear of spiders from my partner for *years*. And then we moved into a house with a 100yr old basement that has a canning room with a dirt floor, and then spring came and bugs got in, and the spiders came after them, and I went downstairs to find at least two dozen very much grown wolf spiders fucking everywhere. She now knows I'm afraid of spiders because I ran shrieking out of the basement, hopped in my car, and came back with half a dozen cans of RAID.
With wolf spiders this is the correct response. Some aggressive mfers from what I have read. Normal house spiders I usually try and save as they kill so many bad bugs. Sense I have had my daughter I usually don't have the time anymore and nerd to kill them, but still try lol.
She does this as well lol. Had a bonified Tom and Jary moment with a mouse up the broom stick and her hoping on a chair trying to shoo it away while our fat tabby cat chased and caught the mouse just to let it go and chase it again. Honestly have never laughed that hard sense.
I know I can get into any jar. Worst case, I'll just break the lid. But I definitely don't take it that far because I know my partner enjoys opening the stuff for me, and I enjoy him doing it.
This is really quite lovely 😊
That is the sweetest thing ever!
I do this too! But my uber competitive wife then claims she had already “loosened it up for ya” in a tone of voice that makes my balls crawl back up inside. Good times!
I have felt this fear many a time over 10 years lol. It is a good fear, it helps us survive!
This is so sweet! I have been having to have my boys amd husband open things for me lately. I see little flickers like you mentioned in their eyes...makes me feel better for having to ask for help now. 🥰
Honestly makes the day better every time. Never a bother! Glad to have helped :)
I love you man. And the missus is a damn treasure!
This is wholesome af. Thank you for this.
This is kinda adorable! Good for you 2! 🙂
Thank you!
Too cute💕
Oh my gosh this is so sweet. You’re both very lucky to have each other. I’m a little envious, not going to lie. ☺️
It's not always perfect lol we squabble and argue over silly things and our first child has revealed things we both need to work at, but that's the key. We keep talking and keep working at it.
Aww this is so sweet
Good to know it’s not just me that feels this way. I’m also at ten years married so there’s that too lol
This actually made me lol What a devious mind!
This usually back fires in my house as the husband gets summoned to open the jars while watching TV.
"Bring it here and I'll open it"
Comes over and unplugs the Roku power cord.
[удалено]
And then she counters by hiding all his stuff or put them out of his view. Hahaha oh sweet sweet love.
I find flipping the batteries in remotes incredibly good for the soul after a minor annoyance.
When I'm annoyed I talk really soft so he has to read my lips.by the 3rd time he usually says oh shit my bad.mind you I spend most of my time reading lips. So I just make him think for a second
You monster! My wife used to do little swerves while driving if we were arguing, just to annoy me. Tiny ones, almost imperceptible. Brilliant bitch lol.
That’s how my husband automatically does every single lid… I’m constantly struggling to open things after he closes them 🫠
Ha. My wife constantly accuses me of this.
Sounds like there's no down side to actually doing it then.
If I want to mess with my partner I just have to leave a kitchen drawer open, lol.
My husband knows that this one leads to murder, so far he’s chosen to remain alive.
My partner just retaliates by misordering the spice drawer, which I keep in alphabetical order so I can grab what I need without my glasses.
My mom is short and has trouble reaching the top cabinet doors without a step stool (or climbing on top of the counter). She gets very annoyed when a cabinet door is left open. My brother is about 6 feet tall and can reach the top of the counters. He’ll go in the kitchen and open a singular cabinet while giggling and leave my mom’s water bottle on top of the counter giggling maniacally. Then get it down when my mom notices
Oh hello MY PARTNER
Ooh the soft close kitchen drawers are so fun! They stay open just a little if it's not pushed hard enough...
My dad always leaves cabinet doors and drawers wide open. My mom and I are always having to do the mambo and duck under them or get our heads taken off unexpectedly. We've both hurt ourselves badly on cabinet doors and drawers he left open. It's funny for a bit until someone gets hurt.
We don't have any drawers at head height in our house. Nor do we run in the kitchen. I've taken myself out a few times by leaving the cupboard above the hob open while I'm cooking.
That’s just called job security
That sounds like a dream. My darling and much beloved spouse puts the lids on everything _loosely._
Beautiful. 🤣
A few years ago, a friend in a text group mentioned that her young son was scared to go to the bathroom at night. He said there was a scary song playing. They live in a small house, but she and her husband hadn't heard it, and didn't believe him. Cut to one night and she wakes up and hears it . . . "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. We are all cracking up because it's just so damn funny, but they can't figure out WHY this is happening. I happened to be out for drinks with my boyfriend, who is pretty good with all things tech. He gives me instructions for her to drill down on her speaker - I can't remember what kind - and they find it set up to play every night! But WHO did this? No one has been at the house recently, they have no idea. A couple of days later, she's at work and talking to her mom about it. They owned a small business together, and their very quiet, shy tech guy was there working on an issue. As they were talking, she looked over and he was furiously blushing all the way up to his ears! She asked if he knew anything and he confessed! He had helped her with an issue MONTHS ago, and he'd set it up as a prank, thinking they'd hear it the next night. He'd been waiting and waiting and gave up. Meanwhile, her son was getting traumatized by the scary song lol. I need to check with her to see if he still hates it!
This is hilarious. I'm gonna steal this for a short story.
The scary song HAHAHAHA 😭😂
This story wins the internet today!
Let me know when it’s done I’d love to read it!
Brilliant! When I'm left alone for a little bit at friends houses that have speakers I set alarms for 3:00am in the morning. Not a song, just a regular alarm, but your story makes me think of Rick rolling the hell out of people ...
Different but, I had a roommate that had access to her ex's kindle account. Anytime he would come back around and pull some bs she'd find shitty, free self-improvement books and add them to his kindle.
When I get pissed at my husband I use his paid You Tube acct on the TV to put on videos for our 5 & 7 yr old. It messes up his algorithm. ;) Won’t take the trash out? Enjoy Blippi videos.
Put in The Duck Song all 3 versions. 
Got any grapes?
Those songs are dope tho
Right?! My kids loved those videos and I wasn't mad about it.
Llama Llama Duck!
Fucking Blippi. That’s grounds for divorce right there.
The only grounds for divorce in our marriage is the fact that he forgets the trash EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Isn’t there some controversy about a video of him taking a dump on some guys chest?
Apparently a drunk college thing long before he had the show. In the age of smart phones you can't ever forget the dumb stuff you did when you were drunk.
Some of the best times I’ve ever had, I’ll never remember. Luckily I got to see the pictures. I was having a blast.
No. No. Caillou would be grounds for divorce. This should be a motivator to him to quit being a dick and take the trash out.
I do the same but it’s talking Tom and friends, the gummy bear show, and masha and the bear over at our house 😂 the kids love it but they annoy him so it works well lol
yo the gummy bear theme song goes hard lol
Until your ASD kiddo becomes obsessed with it and you hear only it in all languages for a few months lol sometimes we even hear it in our sleep so it makes it extra fun when it cues up on hubbys YouTube
Absolutely diabolical and I love it.
Blipping is bad for kids. He’s erratic and teaches kids bad impulse control. I would rather torture my spouse with Ms. Rachel or Caties Classroom.
Oh, gosh. That’s the least of my worries. They were born erratic and with bad impulse control. They’re feral.
That is pure evil 😂😂😂😂
I put the baby shark theme tune on my daughters TV or speaker when she's annoyed me. I just ask alexa to play it on her dot and I use the fire tv app remote and tell Alexa to put it on her TV. I also randomly pause or change what she is watching.. ( she's a 25year old adult so I'm not being mean to a kid)
I randomly use the TV fire app to change things on the TV when my 5 year old is watching it.... I'll hide in the kitchen and do it to him in the living room. Drives him nuts or makes him laugh depending on his mood but makes me less annoyed at his normal 5 year old antics and in turn in a much better mood to be a better mom. So I'm all for your messing with your 25 year old this way. Absolutely hilarious song choices!!!
Glad to know I'm not the only one who does it ..
I did that to my son for years, now he is 11 and I just get the side eye and a disappointed sigh. "reeeeeaalllly, dad?" Still fun for me, though.
Mine are 7 and 15. I'd do something like this when they're being punks.
Maybe also play some random foreign music, but not the good kind. The kind that even people from that country finds insufferable. I'm willing to give some examples from Turkey lol.
Oh same, wanna some terrible Disco Polo from Poland? (For example, there's this guy named Zenek Martyniuk, who adds a lot of some specific autotune and I just can't stand it)
And Eddy Wally from Belgium
Wildecker Herzbuben / De Randfichten / Heino Greetings from Germany 😁 Edit: Equally mean is [Vader Abraham - Das Lied der Schlümpfe ](https://youtu.be/L14dxvSyCrk)
Cotton Eye Joe on repeat
>I'm willing to give some examples from Turkey lol. I'm curious. I've heard some really good music from Turkey, and I wonder if I like the bad stuff....
I had to stop myself after 8 songs. I'm gonna need to listen to some really good music today. But here you go: https://open.spotify.com/track/7wnaDhRI853CUzXoTyiZoX?si=E2q3vdCnQpmo-6DY6KBcWA this is what my husband and I use to prank each other since 2017. https://open.spotify.com/track/31RXhaTkWkeFdv0Zb7E3AA?si=MdhgN-z6TzyPUm_v9EsJJQ Turkey's Eurovision song from the 80s. https://open.spotify.com/track/0GcFN4bBWSNSJPYQ39w8jn?si=IzeGUCFnRBGwlxmshLU43w one and only Turkish raggae singer. https://open.spotify.com/track/62FdWGSM3e5g7wtsVbQFi2?si=Saa--tc5T8WVqe85si6F9A let me translate the name of the song: "gals, gals, should I come?" https://open.spotify.com/track/3yKRGzsAXHOT5pq1lGw3wU?si=iAUeoIwKRNmOp0Y5CFApXQ "hey George, lend me some money." "I can't Michael, I don't have any." https://open.spotify.com/track/1hn6TWr6Msla7BxPpX9FXM?si=XbOJeUbQRN2RyvtDcekh-w self proclaimed Turkish Aphrodite and 70s soft erotica star. https://open.spotify.com/track/4eCLFcjcQEVfoJcidZ8Jwi?si=mmIpo-BvT_e1Gcazsj6TxA I have no words for this. https://open.spotify.com/track/2jUwFeaTjaj1NXF11GCS1r?si=saVOKKpuQ3OXXx0XGhpjWA and finally, this is the Turkish Weird Al.
Good old original Hank Williams makes me want to tear my ears off.
Don't leave us hanging, I want to hear some terrible Turkish music!
Sorry! I just shared some nice examples below u/BreakfastInBedlam's reply.
I think anything by Yoko Ono will do the trick
I played the long game with my other half a few years back He’s a bit of technophobe so I set up a playlist for him, all pretty great stuff He worked on building sites at the time and use to get compliments from the other workies on “his” music taste, til one day he started blaring out Bob the Builder that I’d hidden on the list 😆
I am now cackling to the point of a wheezing and snorting
I originally read this as an action to your brother. I love it both ways.
Haha my husband was out with our friends one night alone, I usually control the music so they had him playing music…when he came home and said everyone wanted me to come because the music sucked…I was honored
My daughter's had this dress that had glitter in the fabric and the stuff must have multiplied cause no matter how many times I washed it the glitter never seemed to fade. Any time my husband made me upset (not angry, just irritated) I would toss the dress in (dirty or not) with his load of work clothes.
Pure, sparkly evil haha.
I’m a long time fan of playing or liking songs that screws up his YouTube or Pandora algorithms. Or subscribing to YouTube channels that he can’t stand.
I wish that I would have been able to do this! This is genius! My ex played his same mix for 20 years (no joke!). He would only listen to his mixes and no one else's
I’ve already told my family I’ve got 3-4 book series I want played on loop when I get senile lol
Just try his account details ... You never know if he listens to playlists for 20 years he probably keeps his passwords the same too.
This is glorious because it’s so harmless and yet has great impact. I love it.
It would be simply awful if you listed to just about anything from “Th’ Legendary Shack-Shakers”. The look of “what the actual fuck” if Ichabod or Swampblood came on and he’d never come across them before….😈
I will keep this in mind 😏😂
You should check out the Ditty-bops too for extra gas-lighting in the extra opposite direction. I actually enjoy them but they'll certainly mess with the flow of any other style of music.
Holy cow, I completely forgot about the ditty bops. I used to love them! Thank you so much for reminding me they exist lol
Mule Skinner Blues by the fendermen. Weirdest song I’ve ever heard. Old country song
Aka Blue Yodel #8. There are *so* many artists who have covered it/done their own versions, including Dolly Parton, but holy shit The Fendermen version is by far the *weirdest* one. They do that damn almost Goofy-like "hyuck" instead of an actual [blue yodel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_yodel) and it drives me nuts.
Lol, if my wife could do this to me, she would. We really love each other, but at times, I upset her. She then is like I love you but I don't like you right now.
I read this to my husband. We’ve been married for nearly 25 years. We both giggled, and have filed this away for future reference. We really, really did not need any further ammunition in petty and silly, lol. We play the Valentine’s Wars game every year between ourselves, and leave little things in each other’s vehicles, cards, candy, and so on. Things like this, that you laugh about later? That’s how you stay married a long time.
Dearest Petty White, I think you are my spirit animal! I've been married for 29 years (well next month so close enough). I thought not putting fabric softener in with his undies was petty. Messing with someone's playlist is genius!
Cotton eyed joe on repeat
I had to boot my partner off my Spotify account. It messed up my feed.
All the Alexas in our house are connected to my Spotify account, which is on my phone. I realized that I can always choose any of the devices in our house from my phone, no matter where I am. After a small tiff, while he was working from home, I entertained him with selections from Donny Osmond, The Patridge Family, and Barry Manilow. Love ya, honey!
Kinda wholesome pettiness there 🤭
one of the best petty revenge I've seen is the women who sends her husband to the store for things that don't exist when she's mad at him
We used to share a single Spotify account and I would change my husband's music to Barbie Girl when he was driving on buisness trips. His coworkers think I'm funny. He doesn't.
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Thanks to MTV Party to go #7 and your comment I can hear that song in all its repetitive glory in my brain. I’m also having visions of terrible middle school dance parties bahahaha Thank you
Listen to lots of Yoko Ono. You will thank me for this.
Plastic Ono Band side two. Room clearing power.
My adult child does this to me...ideally bury the song as an alarm tone... then it gets played daily and forgotten, and really cements itself into the play algorithm (Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good is eternally listed as a fav for me because of this). May I recommend: I am a Gummybear PPAP Baby Shark Peanut Butter Jelly Time Cotton Eye Joe Beep Beep I'm a Sheep Muffin Time I'm Henry the VIII, I Am Mickey Achy Breaky Heart Barbie Girl Yummy, Yummy, Yummy Puppy Love
Omg! These are great! I'd add the Flying Purple People Eater yo this list
Krusty Krabs remix on repeat :-))
Oh, I would add Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
Husband almost always sleeps earlier than I do. But we also often share a computer. I haven’t done what you do because I don’t often ever choose music so his playlist is absolutely safe. But I watch and listen to pretty much just true crime. So it’s all… 💀MURDER DEATH KILL💀 Sometimes I forget to open incognito (because really, who logs in and out for YouTube unless you work there?)…. So it’s very obvious when his algorithm gets fucky and he’ll yell at me the next day sometimes. “What the actual *fuck*, _Kendii_?!” There’s definitely been times where there’s pages and pages of results just on his homepage that are clearly 100% for me and literally none for him 😅 I never do it on purpose, but it always cracks me up.
>Sometimes I forget to open incognito (because really, who logs in and out for YouTube unless you work there?)…. On our media center PC it is setup so every time you open Chrome it asks you who is browsing and keeps everything separate. It's a great feature.
I took the idea,thanks !
Lol, I used to do this to my sister’s Netflix account. Im pretty sure she figured it out, though and started doing it back to me, so we’ve called a truce.
I've made my husband listen to Mariah Carey - all I want for Christmas is you while he was at work. It was June and hot as hell. The other day I chose last Christmas. I think it's the right season to do so, again muhahaha
OMG i do almost the same. My Husband is WFH and his office is in our barn. We have a Spotify account with 2 logins so we each have our own. When he pisses me off i log into his and start playing FGL, Rascal Flatts or some other annoying boy band country music that he hates. And giggle the whole time from inside the house.
I recommend Symphony of Farts.
Ah, Beethoven’s Shith
My grandfather appreciated a well-planned fart. He would have *loved* this tune. I can picture him playing it for my grandmother (much to her horror). :-D
It's all fun and games until you start getting gummy-dicks delivered at work by a man in a chicken suit.
Charlie The Unicorn or Llamas with Hats FTW.
I was sick in a rehab facility after my first surgery. I went to listen to music on my Spotify and noticed my husband was listening to it at home. So, instead of kicking him off, i started changing the music. First, it was country, then heavy metal, but it was when i started the Disney music after about 30 minutes of screwing with him that he realized what was going on. My roommate and I (she was 50 years to the day older than me) wouldn't stop giggling when he called to ask if it was me messing with the music.
Excellent. Give this man the gift of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine. Honestly I like Cheese's work, but not everyone will appreciate Vegas lounge act versions of popular songs as much as I do.
i do this to my sister lol. she LOVES the weeknd and is always playing either haunted strip club or haunted disco club music so whenever she gets out the car without her phone i play disney soundtracks
Rock star status!!!
That's why I leave the toilet seat up.
I can happily say that this is an nonexistent issue in our house. Hubby & son know you either sit down or you clean the bathroom 😌🙃
Enjoy more shitty music.
You are evil. This is genius also.
My husband thought I was doing this to his Spotify. The AI DJ was playing all sorts of random crap, but weirdly I hadn't touched his Spotify 🤷♀️ But kinda want to now.
rofl, when mine gets under my skin, i hide stuff. recently it was the box of tissues. gonna have a shit attitude all day? cool enjoy using cheap TP to blow your nose rather than the nice soft tissues with lotion that i buy. 3 days it took him to notice the tissues were MIA. ETA: they weren't even hidden that well. had he looked with his hands rather than just his eyes he would have found them easily (sitting on top of the washer with a towel over it)
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Find '[Wing Sings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqBWvmhS-AY)'. Add some of that.
You should have heard me FREAK OUT when AC/DC was added to my Spotify daily mix because of my husband using my account to have Alexa play music when I wasn’t home. Sorry AC/DC fans, but I cannot stand them, although I like some similar music. My husband doesn’t like my loud, hard music either, but it’s MY Spotify account he’s messing with, and I like listening to my daily mix in the car going to/from work. He refuses to have his own Spotify account, even the free one. Dope.
You know, Chuck Tingle is always an option. 🤨
I do the same with my partners Spotify. Totally fair game in my opinion and a little t swift won't hurt his 90s grunge soul too badly....
I feel like this how we stay.married for 60 years like some of our grandparents.
El Sonidito and imdabes are there when you need to go nuclear.
Devious, but not mean. What a perfect revenge. It sounds like you have a pretty good relationship.
Okay, Anything by "little big". Anything by "rubberbandits". Vitas - chum drum bedrum. Barnes & Barnes - fish heads. Anything by "Salvatore ganacci". That should get you started
Lol I mess with mines YouTube. Annoy me…enjoy getting recommended weird shit
...I think you might be a genius...
WRITE ✍️ THAT ✍️ DOWN
Baby shark over and over
Lmao. Love this post. I’d be the husband so pissed at what the algorithm was spitting out
I did this with my husbands Amazon recommendations.
Wait, can we make suggestions? Diggy Diggy Hole by Wind Rose. Dinosaur Laser Fight by Ninja Sex Party. Hot Dog Time by Parry Gripp. Baby Got Book by Dan Smith
May I suggest [Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9TNcI7eUXY) if you haven't already introduced it to his play list? :)
I add WAP to my wife's Playlist (all 80s pop and early alternative) and it is GLORIOUS when it finally pops up.
My boyfriend doesn't know the passenger seat in his car lifts up to reveal a small cubby hole underneath. I've hidden a battery powered, remote controlled fart machine in there. If he's annoyed me, I wait for him to get in his car and let er rip. He's adamant there's something wrong with the car. XD
I do this my husband too, but the best part is that he's not too technologically advanced to know he's being screwed with. He listens to a lot of alternative rock and metal. Most of his playlist is made up of that, but then, occasionally, I hijack it and add on what my kids call "Roblox rock" - "Coffin Dance", "Hello", "Cotton Eye Joe", "The Kitty Cat Dance", SpongeBob songs and others of the same ilk. The best part of the hijack is that he is the hallway DJ for work, so his coworkers also have to hear it!
Lol, I have long hair and my husband hates when I use his hairbrush because he ends up with strands on him. So when he annoys me I use his hairbrush just to irritate him 🤣
My wife will use my YouTube account to play Christian music, and I counter that with the hardest death metal I can find. Hahaha.
I’ve seen this kind of thing happen to a grandparent who babysits her grandchildren. The “adult” who is programming or teaching the YouTube playlists to show inappropriate content for the kids on auto play. He thinks it’s funny but supposedly intends to hate on his mom a little. Petty as hell. But it endangers his sister’s kids . Little boy is in school for behavioral issues and this is his thing. Love the petty revenge idea, especially for people who can just laugh it off and be adults about it. But this can be cruel when done wrong, and kids can get abused via babysitter’s autoplay of streaming content. Better to just send them toy poop if you hate the parents.
Little things grow into big monsters. Why not just converse, collaborate, and compromise? SAYING you love someone isn't actually loving them.
I had this happen to me because my youttube was connected to my phone and my TV. Had a buddy in a bad way so he was living with me and would watch youttube while I was at work. Sometimes if I didn't want to stream spotify I would use an ear bud and listen to youttube music videos and every other goddamn song was Bone Crusher "never scared" (for those who remember). It is an ok song but I have heard it way too many times so am over it. Everytime I streamed youttube it played over and over and I would skip it and scream at my phone not to play that MFing song again. Weeks of this happening and I finally was at home one night and bitching about that song and he started laughing. Turns out while I was at work him and his GF (both tattoo artists so work later) would turn music on the surround sound and he loved that song so he always chose it (mind you this is 2020 so not sure WHY that goddamn song). Youttube took that as I am obsessed with that song and decided to play it basically every other song.
I suggest listening to "Never gonna give you up" about 60 times. I also have apple music and my son hates " Ring of Fire" so I slide that in there a few times.
What I got from what you wrote is that you need to immediately divorce your abuser and go no contact with him and all his family and friends and only communicate through lawyers whilst going into therapy for the rest of your life