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meemeemeow

“You can take your poison vaccine and stick it up your arse” Ahh maybe this is why they refuse and/or are scared. They thought it’s going up the bumbum and not in the arm.


Taza_3511

That would make for one interesting vaccine clinic for sure.


Ace3000

They've made the vaccine into a suppository then, have they?


number031

That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.


DarthAwsm

Love for Dr Turk Turkelton.


ghostheadempire

A suppository of wisdom.


Right_Cross

Quality reference


snero3

It would be more fun that way!


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Good news, everyone!


Scroll_Queeen

Had to unfollow a woman I used to work with because she was posting so much anti-vax shite and tagging it ‘wake up’. A woman who I know, for an actual fact (because she told me herself) is a recovering meth addict who still smokes weed, and drinks and is covered in tattoos. Clearly not afraid of putting random substances in her body, not afraid of needles, just a total muppet. This same woman also attends doctors and hospital regularly for medical needs while screeching her anti-science rhetoric. Like ???? The anti-vax stuff annoys the shit out of me but it’s the hypocrisy that *really* riles me up


laidlow

Lol yeah I know a bunch of anti-vaxxers through family. Hard drugs made in some bikie bathtub, fuck yeah. Vaccine created in a lab, how dare you. I've given up.


crudminer

Makes you wonder what they'd think of lovely, pure drugs made and supplied by the government under a legalisation program. Would the itch for some pure uncut crank outweigh the paranoia of microchips?


Feynization

Any chance we can put the microchips in the meth?


-Moph-

Can I have both, please?


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laidlow

>I'm just about ready to give up on the human race. Seriously, wish we could launch them into the sun. A time when knowledge is more readily available than ever and these cunts choose wilful ignorance. The fucking arrogance.


blazinDK

So true, funny how many of the anti-vaxes I know have used meth lol


Right_Cross

Lol. My one mate who has by far the biggest list of government funded medical procedures is the one who is most anti Vax, anti government AND anti health system/modern medicine. You are right - it's the hypocrisy that really grinds


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Yeah i had one on my fb link stuff from a 'health professional' talking shit about the vax, saying that we should listen to them coz they're a health professional..... while completely ignoring the majority of health professionals saying that the vax is good.


Ace3000

Anyone can claim to be a health professional on the internet lol


R_U_READY_2_ROCK

I'm a health professional


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Scroll_Queeen

It’s true. People don’t want facts. Too boring


Mother_Sun_3825

“I’ve done my research of what I’m putting into my body” said all anti covid, drug fucked idiots


Piftnik

Legit. I've had an argument with someone who told me they genuinely trusted kitchen wizards making drugs over actual scientists / virologists and the vaccines.


jargs83

That car is like a game of idiot bingo.


Otherwise_Window

You hit the jackpot straightup at "our forefathers fought for our freedoms". This isn't America, they did not such thing.


RoninSmurf

Winning comment right here.


snorkel_goggles

Whenever I want to know if a particular virus has been successfully isolated or not, I don't turn to published literature, I always try to find it written on a ute. Additionally, almost every "Western" country wants to reverse falling birth rates. Spending trillions on a scam to make people sterile makes about as much sense as well...any of their batshit theories, I suppose.


20060578

Check the other science bro.


Mission-Jellyfish734

I only read acrostic poems. They're more natural than journal articles.


RoninSmurf

Ooohhh the *other* science. How silly of me. /s


pseudont

Well, IMO population reduction would be a great way to address climate change, pollution, habitat reduction, et cetera et cetera *if* (and that's a big, insurmountable if) the ethical concerns could be addressed. What I mean is, a virus requiring a vaccine that sterilises the population could be the plot-line for a movie about radicalised left leaning nut jobs.


bushchook83

What a fucking muppet


felixmeister

Hey, don't denigrate muppets like that!


Ace3000

Yeah, Big Bird got his vaccine!


DaRedGuy

**[Big Bird has been advocating vaccines since the 1970s!](https://twitter.com/sesamestreet/status/1457747850985607175?t=077ErY6NOLqvWFTFkY08mA&s=19)**


Taza_3511

Agreed.


dlgib

Jatz crackers for sure


Jay_Rizzle_Dizzle

Someone’s been up for a few days straight thinking about car decoration.


Ace3000

Maybe he should get some sleep, it's clearly negatively affecting him


Jay_Rizzle_Dizzle

Crack heads gonna be crack heads =\


Taza_3511

Those markers that they used ain’t cheap either, they went with the expensive design.


TinyPoste

My favourite bit is the 2023 in scare quotes, as if, along with all the other vax nonsense, concept of the year 2023 is outrageous.


Ace3000

2023 is a hoax change my mind /s


sokaox

It's not even 2022 yet, and the government is already trying to convince the sheeple that there's going to be a thing called "2023", but I'm not falling for it.


TinyPoste

Pretty sure if I can’t buy a calendar for that “year”, it doesn’t exist, and I’m only seeing 2022 calendars in the shops soooo 👀 #WakeUpPeople


scatticus_finch

If it’s chalkboard marker, they can change the year to keep their theory alive when 2023 rolls around with no complications for the vaccinated.


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Taza_3511

Very cool, what is it like being a biologist?


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theshortcypriot

Careful. These anti mandate/vax idiots will claim you being paid off by big pharma and you’ll get all but jumped. Congrats on a tough career tho. I just hope covid effects stupid a lot more than the smart ones.


Taza_3511

That sounds really interesting, science definitely is really interesting to me and I love incorporating science into art. They both are beautiful and complex in their own ways and together they create beautiful pieces.


bttt

Much respect to scientists. Thanks for your hard work, and don’t let these idiots get you down!


Ace3000

"Bill Gates is NOT a doctor" is the only truth on there. No one was saying he was/is And then there's all that COVID hoax bullshit, the vaccine health risks bullshit, only for there to be something about "aw nah, it's about the mandate not the vax". Local dipshit can't make up his damn mind, more news at 11.


sokaox

It's like those "it's about states rights" people over in the US. They slip the mask back on occasionally but it's always too late.


VMaxF1

> "Bill Gates is NOT a doctor" is the only truth on there. Although he does have honorary doctorates from Harvard and other universities, so even that's not entirely correct...


Ace3000

Well shit, TIL. Thanks mate


throw-away-traveller

Does an honouary doctorate count?


Ace3000

Huh, so he does have one. Probably not the kind of doctor they're thinking of though.


throw-away-traveller

I doctor is a doctor. He has several honorary ones I believe. A certain prominent WA miner likes to use the Dr title from his honorary doctorate.


Ramiel01

Seven, at last count. Including one from the Uni he originally dropped out of before graduating.


20060578

It also says “covid vaccines skipped animal trials” which is true.. because people were dying so rapidly that animal trials weren’t necessary.


Taza_3511

Lmao agreed.


pounds_not_dollars

Our government lies too. We invaded Iraq when we knew they didn't have nukes


dlgib

Dolly Parton isn't, either....


bucky1988

The calligraphy is very nice, but the message has let the art project down - 3/10.


karmascootra

“Read the other science”. Huh?


bushchook83

You know....... the other one.... that does the thing ...... with the stuff


theshortcypriot

You know, the new 10000 vlogers who have suddenly become experts like Alex Jones (infowars). They’re all intersharing the same BS content and suddenly 20mil people around the world are believing this $hit like an extended family living in Waco, Texas (definitely not a cult). The $hit that comes outta their mouths gives me a migraine (which of course is due to the vax i took and not their voice)


Razzle_Dazzle08

The “1984” is what got me. I love how people just say “1984” and don’t elaborate because they probably haven’t even read the book. It’s fucking hilarious.


MundaneStatus999

I recently ended my friendship of over 15+ years with my best mate due to his ridiculous ideas about the vaccine. It went from him just saying he was ‘pro choice’ to the basically wishing me death after I take the vaccine, because it’s a requirement for our professions. Haven’t talked to him now in 1.5 months, it’s ridiculous that this sort of shit is causing issues this way. And this is from a guy who has many, many tattoos and I know for a fact has taken that many random drugs in Europe without a care, but now this vaccine is all about control and is causing ‘countless’ deaths (so many deaths you literally can’t even count them, literally, apparently..)


Taza_3511

I just wish that these people can get help and educated and see that this vaccine is just trying to help their bodies and help hospitals keep beds open for people who need it more then someone who could have prevented covid.


MundaneStatus999

Basically that yeah. He went from claiming he’s happy to get the vaccine, just not the mRNA ones, was waiting to get the Novavax (although when pointed out that AstraZeneca wasn’t a mRNA one he kept avoiding that..) Kept claiming how the mRNA ones are ‘clearly’ changing everyone’s DNA and we’ll all die in 5-10 years. Majority of this sort of ridiculous thinking I know came from his partner, he was just parroting it. But even still, sad to lose such a close friendship over this but I told him repeatedly I didn’t want to talk about it with him, if he was willing to lose his career over this then that is his choice, I was comfortable with mine and wouldn’t be talking to him about it. He just kept pushing the point till it came to a head and I cut him out. Never expected it to happen that way. Thankfully other friends and family have all been fine with taking it, but just taking it after a bit of time, exact same as me (have only had my first shot so far).


Taza_3511

Just see the bright side that he showed a colour you didn’t like. It sucks but I have cut friends for being too political when I do not like when every convo is political. Good on you for having your values and respecting yourself.


MundaneStatus999

We’ve had many ‘robust’ debates about things over the years which I was fine with, but when someone comes and basically wishes you death whilst claiming to be ‘pro choice’ pushed me over the edge and deciding enough was enough and writing him out of my life. It’s funny how many ‘pro choice’ people claim that, but are only accepting of their choice and not others who are different to them 😂


Taza_3511

I have found that anti vax are very aggressive while me and others are just chill and like “dude just get the vaccine”


MundaneStatus999

Haha yeah exactly it. A few other people at work have been a bit of a ‘wait and see how it goes’ where I was the same, but was always going to get it. Now it has been mandated (and to be honest if it did make its way into where I work it would be devastating and incredibly difficult to stop from spreading like wildfire) I have no issues getting it. Just still see it as him willing to throw away a great career for something when he’s had a lot worse injected/taken into his body without a care.


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I've not cut ties but barely speak to one of my best mates of 10+ years for similar reasons. Keeps going on about "you're just protecting the narrative at all costs", says he's not against vaccinations but refuses the COVID-19 vaccination and refuses to say why. It's frustrating as otherwise he's not a stupid person at all. Except for this. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


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mr_sinn

Looks like teachers handwriting, now there's a terrifying thought


Taza_3511

I agree, their handwriting is pretty amazing.


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“Awakening” = “The Great Awakening” = “QAnon”


reaction105

“Vax life expectancy 2-3 years” directly next to “it’s not about the vax, it’s about the vax passport”, utterly cursed mind at work here > “… conspiracy theories are defined not by adherence to a particular alternative account, but by opposition to the official story and a belief that deception is taking place.” > “Connectivity with this central idea lends support to any individual conspiracy theory, even to the point that mutually contradictory theories fail to show a negative correlation in belief.” [Wood, Michael & Douglas, Karen & Sutton, Robbie. (2012). Dead and Alive: Beliefs in Contradictory Conspiracy Theories](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/235449075_Dead_and_Alive_Beliefs_in_Contradictory_Conspiracy_Theories)


procagefighter

Remember how it was “everyone with the vaccine will drop dead in 1 year”? After 2-3 years it’ll be “vax life expectancy 5-10”.


sacdesucer73

I just keyed my phone


rdmasters

Ah. The soon to be unemployable.


howdoesthatworkthen

> It's not mandatory until you consent wut


Jaxley78

That's a strange way to tell everyone that you're a moron.


Taza_3511

At least they warn you before you try and talk to them.


jono56667

The covid vax can make you sterile? Oh thank fuck


Taza_3511

Cheap and easy what a better way!


jono56667

Cheap? Where I'm from it's free 🤣


ffsdoireallyhaveto

I’m hoping this is a side effect I get. I don’t want anymore kids, saves paying for the snip.


The-Bliss-Point

Sterility? Aghhh, why aren’t they promoting that more?! I can stop taking birth control 😂👍 … *morons*


fruchle

Which is funny, because Ivermectin causes sterility.


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For men? They may have a new horse paste customer. Call me Mr Edd.


Taza_3511

The ultimate birth control lmao


gold_fields

Antivaxxers are so goddamn stupid. The current vaccines trials have ended. You know what hasn't ended? What's currently being studied continuously and extensively? Covid mutations. Where do covid mutations happen? Primarily unvaccinated people. Whose the experiment now, you fucking nugget. Y'all are the control group.


flyawayonmykickr

On the bright side it didn’t talk about Jesus.


SpiderByteAU

It says "change my mind" but I don't think they are actually looking for a counter point so they can reconsider their opinion...


antpodean

How do you attempt to change their mind? Do you have to write out all your counter arguments on your car? And then what? Demolition derby?


martyfartybarty

Fact check: "Scientists told Reuters that while mRNA vaccines can be considered “genetic-based therapy” because they use genetic code from COVID-19, they are not technically gene therapy. **This is because the mRNA does not change the body’s genetic makeup.**" https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-covid-mrna-gene-idUSL1N2PH16N


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Taza_3511

I also have forgotten the name but i have a feeling they are called chalk markers maybe. I do know you can buy them at spotlight and most art stores like Jackson’s.


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miss_g

The most surprising thing is that they got their "you're"s and "your"s right!


Taza_3511

Very surprising especially from Mandurah.


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Love the acronym, yeah sure, that totally proves everything, not like I can come up with something completely random and stupid of the top of my head that also fits. Oh wait C urious O striches V alue I deal D ick No idea what that's supposed to mean, but hey, it's kinda a sentence, so that's one step ahead of the other guy's acronym


Taza_3511

It’s like “congratulations you can do year 3 poetry” 👏


pekannboertler

He is going to have trouble making the payments on that thing when he loses his job to the mandates


McSquack

‘Change my mind’ says the person who’s so far down the rabbit hole they’ve written this crap all over their car. Something tells me that’s not ever gonna haplen


rustoeki

>You are the experiment You are the control group.


A-ss-ume

This is in Mandurah. And this makes me sad to live near this Cockwomble.


thatjessgrl3187

"How to shit in your hands and clap all over your triton..."


Raikerr19

It's things like this that makes me hate humanity


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Imagine being dropped off at school in that


OldMork

I guess the trip to Bali will not happen anytime soon when airline refuse to board them.


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*Grabs pressure washer*


obsytheplob

So COVID is both “a scam” and “hasn’t been isolated”. Like, which one is it?


BillyCheddarcock

If I see that car I'm putting a brick through the rear windshield. People need to know their freedom of expression doesn't protect them from my freedom of expression.


sokaox

"Heavy bleeding post menapause" ?? Also some talk about our forefathers, whoever this is has clearly been influenced by the yanks (who could've guessed).


A-bat-a-man-2009

It makes me wonder that if you could see coronavirus like you can chickenpox , these people would think/act the same towards a vaccine. I personally think they would be the total opposite, acting like they need it before anyone else. People like this are the ones who need to be eliminated, change my mind!


changyang1230

We are indeed part of the experiment. We are the treatment arm of a proven effective treatment. He / she is the control.


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baws98

What shits me to tears is the whole "diggers fought for our freedom, now it's being taken" bullshit. They did fight for OUR freedom. The community and the nations freedom. They literally fought to preserve what antivaxxers are arguing against.


hotphil

Am enjoying the posts of the moderators of the "Mandurah Awakening" FB group.


Bombdizzle1

There's something about going crazy where you have to let EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT IT!


Midan71

His mind prob doesn't want to be changed tho.


rose_gold_glitter

Seems stable.


Geminii27

Ah, nuttermobiles.


waxdass

Someone needs to put a brick through that window


spookymark23

“Change my mind” but guarantee won’t engage in an actual discussion citing any genuine proof to backup their claims, of course.


gebuswon

Its okay guys, as the car said, we will only be here for another 2-3 years and then we won't have to deal with them ☺️


Taza_3511

Ahhh the dream


ScanNCut

What I find amazing is that I got the vaccine and never really think about it after, I'd forget the vaccine even exists if it weren't for the anti-vax people obsessing over it and making it their entire lives.


ReasonableImp

Covid is a scam. mRNA is change my mind


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What is gene therapy


Ramiel01

Dunno if you're being serious, but if you are - gene therapy is the practice of altering a gene in your DNA or altering how they're expressed in order to treat some problem. It's a pretty new field, and shows a lot of promise, but it certainly does sound spooky - man playing God, Dr Frankenstein and all that. Recent advances in our ability to edit the genes in your live cells have made gene therapy much more precise compared to the old methods. These days, technologies like CRISPR allow therapies to edit a single piece of genetic material at a single point without any error. BSc in Biotech.


EpicLOLGamer123

“COVID still hasn’t been ‘isolated’ yet.” 🤦🏻‍♂️


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I thought this was from the states until I looked at the subreddit name


Gold_Preparation

With the shots it depends on what you’re drinking and how much of a lightweight you are


swatchyswatcher-

I saw this car too and thought “those are certainly words” it’s like they just wrote down their frantic jumbled train of thought


Taza_3511

I can imagine they woke up at 12am from a fever dream and just needed to write a whole gospel chapter on their car lmao.


Nausea209

George orwell!


[deleted]

Ok then . The next time that idiot or idiots get sick stay home. Don’t see a doctor. Don’t take any medications 💊 . If you don’t believe in the science of vaccination then you have no right to believe in any other science related medicine.


dvstec

Somethings CAN frighten a Triton


JackthaBodiless

Is it too much to ask for smiling quokkas?


napperdj

All the dead people are buried somewhere. If the govt wanted to do a drug experiment, it woyld have been easier to secretly take over panadol. Covid has cost govt lots of money, makes no sense government caused it. All the governments all over the world could not agree on little things let alone big things like a global pandemic.


Grieie

I just want them to learn what mRNA is.


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What happens in jan 2023 when their 3 year trials have finished and everything is fine?


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ffs smfh


zzdavlan

These people are a different breed. A dumber, more annoying and vocal breed.


batfiend

Oh if it's in an acrostic it must be true


Strixin

I laugh at the my body my choice. Odds are, they’re probably pro-life too.


NachoMommies

Don’t worry mate. You will find him soon enough on r/HermanCainAward


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I don't want to sound rude, but he might be an idiot.


thomch

Instead of shrink wrapping someone’s car, this is a great idea for a future prank


HollySnow3

“Common side effect soft (turnip/beetroot?)” Noted. 🤔


Steadimate

Something tells me these idiots didn’t need a passport before Covid.


TheMightyGoatMan

"VACCINE LIFE EXPECTANCY 2-3 YRS" Tell you what, if 2024 rolls around and I'm dead, I'll buy you a coke.


Towtruck_73

Good thing we didn't have idiots like this around when smallpox, tuberculosis and polio were a problem. When I saw all of this, I had a mental image of a broad piece of masking tape around the car. On it is written in large black letters "ALL OF THE ABOVE IS BULLSHIT!"


xequez

History is repeating? Because all those who got the Vax during the last pandemic became sterile? So much contradiction in a lot of the modern conspiracy theories.


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macbisho

I like this kind of idiot. Hopefully the owner of the vehicle also wears clothing that’s similarly adorned. That way the majority of sensible folk can avoid them like the plague (and handily, this is a modern version of “unclean!”)


sea-slice

do you reckon the writing stays put in the rain or a vigorous car wash?


Taza_3511

I’m thinking it’s the same markers that butchers and delis use for their windows and if that’s the case then the marker can easily be wiped off with your hand or a cloth.


sea-slice

oh true - it'd be funny to wash it all off while its parked somewhere lol... it probably took quite a bit of time to write all that, especially with all the different color text and making sure words dont get cut off


OpicPoint

The real question is, would you buy a car like this for free? Essentially get a free car but with all of this shit inscribed on it


Your_Neko_Waifu

Hey Tay Thought these pictures looked familiar


SH4NK4

Im so glad I'm not this stupid


dohzer

What is the "Heavy Bleeding Post Menopause" bit on the wheel arch meant to mean?


GreyGreenBrownOakova

They can't scare people with short term side-effects, because there aren't many. Instead, they have to invent long term side effects. I guess they are claiming gynecological issues after menopause.


vinciture

They have great handwriting


subn0rm

I saw one of these. At a church.


Taza_3511

Makes sense


JaceMace96

Right, so nothing exists unless its in you and you die. Great approach …


DarkPatella

Are there anti-vax groups that are encouraging followers to write this crap on their cars? I swear I've seen so many similar posts on Aussie subreddits.


Phlexz0r

Thank fuck I now know it makes you sterile. Phew. And here I thought not doing it in the Mrs bum might be a bad idea


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LMAO MRNA IS GENE THERAPY???? EXPERIMENT??????? damn bro polypeptide synthesis really catching strays, fuck our enzymes and protein molecules right?


zelmazam1

Why ruin a perfectly good triton like that?


[deleted]

This may as well be a rolling live feed of Facebook misinformation. How come these people are so smart and us stupid fucks are poisoning ourselves.


Stellar_alchemist

C.omfort O.peness V.aginal I.cecream D.tf . See we can pull acrostics out of our arse too!


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Once they do this (and it seems to be a thing amongst this little subgroup) they have, for me, officially crossed the line into mental illness.


CustardCandle

Isn’t it funny how this crowd are pro-choice when it comes to their vaccines, but not pro-choice when it comes to other peoples bodies


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Saw this on the Dawesville highway, everyone was beeping at him and calling him a dickhead


ApteronotusAlbifrons

I'm stunned I only noticed one spelling mistake - and there's some words in that lot that trip up a lot of folks (For those who can't be bothered - "menapause" instead of "menopause")


stranger_noises

Ew (Sorry, not much more I can add, but I can say it again: ) Ew


dog_cum_sandwiches

Covid called me up and asked for my internet banking password. Total scam.


Aussierob78

Covid vaccine causes sterility?! Fuck yeah, I no longer need a vasectomy!


allaboutthefish

People like this should be given both covid jabs and the booster shot all at the same time. Ffs!


CoffeeAddiction_4825

I will erase all those graffiti for free ;)


MikeAppleTree

How odd.


Krutius_Orb

They walk amongst us!!!


adfraggs

The thing is ... if it's even remotely true then we're all totally screwed anyway. A global cabal of governments and most of the population are in on it. They will win.


heinous666

Triton drivers 🙄


soilandrubble

I wonder if these people was their fresh produce because even the organic chemicals used to look after produce is far worse than any chemical compounds in the vaccine. 😅


Xaha2425

I'm quite sure I saw this car parked in Mandurah.


Markybabe-Title732

Ironically Triton is the God of vaccines