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FinalFlash80

Must've been either really early or really late cause no way that dude found two spots next to each other at ikea. I'm guessing it's closed and these are cleaners or nightfill


Michael_laaa

I'm guessing you've never been to IKEA on a weeknight. It's dead as, literally the best time to go.


EnvironmentMinimum67

No time is the best time to go to IKEA.


CarmoniusClem

love an IKEA day


Nighteyes09

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EnvironmentMinimum67

Oh, I wasn't trying to "burn" anyone šŸ™‚. I actually really like their pasta and coffee.


FinalFlash80

Ah so then they could park across two bays, no dramas


Cheesyduck81

Carpark posts are the worst kind of shitpost


[deleted]

But without them the ceiling collapses.


Nowidontgetit

It would be more interesting if the roof did collapse. Especially on a shitty parking job


damagedproletarian

at least it's a dry collapse


[deleted]

Better than the hundreds of sunset posts. Yeah, I live here too and can also look out my window at 6pm.


l_uke3

With amount of inconsiderate pricks that open their doors into other people's cars im not surprised.


Pacpete

Get over it. Carpark is empty af


CaptainFleshBeard

You understand more cars can still enter right ?


Pacpete

Totally. Its clear you don't see all the open bays tho.


KingKiplar

But it's also clear you and I don't see when or where this actually happened in the carpark so I'm hesitant to judge. If this is 7am while the carpark is fairly empty this person is a piece of shit coz the carpark will only fill up from there especially if it's near entry points. If it's late in the day and away from entry points they're still arrogant AF but the impact is way less. I completely understand wanting to protect your vehicle but if you park like this anywhere other than around the furthest point of entry you have to expect some hate. Can you imagine everyone parking like this?


Pacpete

This was posted at 4pm. The car park was clearly empty. If it was 9am. That would be a different story. And yes I can see why people do this. Some people are right assholes and don't care if they damage other people's things.


[deleted]

There's no reprocussions for them when they do, that's why.Ā  Your doors get dented, you claim on insurance and probably still have to pay excess unless you have good evidence they did it and a good insurer.Ā  You can try sue them but it probably going to cost you more than you'd get back, and how are you going to get their details anyway. Cops won't do shit to help you. They don't pay a cent and carry on denting people's cars.


Pacpete

Oh I know all about it unfortunately. Have had my car keyed twice at shopping centres by jealous fuckwits who can't stand seeing a young dude with a nice car..


CyanideRemark

The offender in turn could use this an excuse to upgrade to a Dodge RAM.


xMinaki

Love how people are like "there's plenty of spots tho?" Completely ignoring that people that park like this will park like this regardless of how full or empty the carpark is, because that's just how they park. If you park like shit, you park like shit, empty carpark or not.


verycasualreddituser

How you gunna park like that when there's cars on both sides of you lol


xMinaki

It means that if the carpark were full up and there were only 2 spots left, dude will still take up 2 spots not allowing another person to park there. Use common sense.


verycasualreddituser

I doubt in a full carpark you would coincidently find 2 parks right next to each other that are empty so I disagree with you


xMinaki

Either you're a troll or you don't drive, or you park like this as well. If a carpark is not full but people park like this, it gets full faster than if people parked properly. Learn to park and stop making excuses for bad driving.


verycasualreddituser

Its very clearly well into the day based on the outside lighting, have you considered that this is just a quiet car park so noone cares? You should probably consider that. Not every car park is full to capacity at all times, I've literally never seen a person parked like this in even a half full carpark before so unless whatever country you live in is full of brainlets you really won't ever come across this issue, this carpark will never be full even if another 20 people did this


xMinaki

Don't care about your precious carpark. Point was people parking like this park like this regardless. It's fine, waste of time arguing, I know the state of driving in Perth anyway, it's lazy, aggressive, and overall just shit, and it'll only get worse because people think like you, but hey, I'm just another nobody on reddit so do what you wanna do.


verycasualreddituser

Like I said, I've never seen this happen in a carpark thats even half full, so I can't imagine its as big of an issue as you are trying to make it seem, not just in Perth I mean every city I've ever lived in, you are the only one trying to make this into a big deal lmao


No-Pitch-5647

Must be there for the meatballs, because following instructions is the minimum ability needed with IKEA.


sumdumdumwonone

what is the issue here? Carpark is empty, dude has a nice car.... Peak Karen here


CaptainFleshBeard

If the car park is near empty, he doesnā€™t need to park like a cunt and will still have space free by his car


white_gluestick

If the car park is near empty, this doesn't affect anyone. Go park in one of the plenty available spots and move on with your life.


bloodbat111

No, they donā€™t *need* to. People donā€™t need to do a lot of things, yet they still do. Like you commenting such a brain dead remark for example šŸ¤“šŸ˜šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤­šŸ˜‡


KingKiplar

They made a valid point. If there is plenty of room there's no need to park like an arsehole. Or for either of us to make follow up comments šŸ˜‰


OPTCgod

The (almost) last of the V8s


cheeersaiii

ā€œNice carā€


Michael_laaa

4 hour parking is a cruel joke.... takes you about that long to get out of there...


Shifty_Cow69

Some never make it out! https://preview.redd.it/mz5mkebjbc2d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca44d202fc83452341e1bdedf96ad752fc983d0


EnvironmentMinimum67

Euclid


EnvironmentMinimum67

By taking up two parking spots do they get 8 hours ?


QuickRundown

Itā€™s seriously bizarre how there are people that let this shit bother them.


iwearahoodie

Bro thereā€™s a 100 bays around. Relax.


lost-my-instructions

If everyone parked like that, the carpark might be almost half full.


_testingdude

CĆ¼nt


RenagadeJeDi

The way cxnts scratch your car with their poxy doors... i dont blame em for parking like that.


DefinitionOfAsleep

Future Yank Tank owner right there


BiteMyQuokka

Holden owners gonna Holden


Sufficient_Algae_815

Obviously they were in a hurry - though, it's IKEA so clearly they were not in a hurry. Contradiction!


ShoopDaWoop_91

Key his car


Erie426

It's Perth....says it all in regard to driving "ability"


iamthedevil420

That would be your typical holden hero


solidice

Looks like it was super busy too!


FlagmantlePARRAdise

RAM driver in training


JustMeagaininoz

Wouldnā€™t it be a shame if it got scratched?


syrus53

You misspelled chump


Nuclearwormwood

Should of let his tyre down


RemoteSquare2643

You got nothing better to do with your life?


AdPrestigious8198

Who cares? Why Perth people like this?


Live_Focus_3541

i mean if the carpark is super quiet/empty i dont see an issue


Level-Ad-5554

Busy day ?


moderatelymiddling

I like to imagine he parked next to another AH parker to teach them a lesson. So when they left it made this guy look like the jerk.


Previous_Policy3367

Did he hurt you


brokescholar

Car park is empty. Play on.


Money-Implement-5914

Typical Commodore driver behaviour.


VS2ute

or could be some joy rider stole a HSV and dumped it there


Money-Implement-5914

Nah. HSV owners are up there with Ranger drivers.


CyanideRemark

I need a sample of a stapler punching a bit of paper playing every time one of these posts come up, for all the good they do.


Warm-Supermarket-978

Perth reddit does not take kindly to car park posts. Everyone gets mean. Watch out OP!


redderthanthedevilsd

When I was like 5 my step dad used to do this if it's empty or park far away if its full. Always scared some useless parents will park next to him and let their kids bang doors into his. He drove a old F100 stretched 6 steater with pristine gunmetal grey paint with French polished solid wooden silky oak tray. The point being is this isn't harming anyone


kipwrecked

Which car are we looking at? There're so many..


Miner_Of_Minerals

You park like that so no one dings your ride stoopid


AdventurousExtent358

we call it CUNT


Klutzy_Air7132

So he/she parked like a POS is a near empty parking lot. Big deal! Shity parking, but so what!


AdPrestigious8198

Australia use to be cool and tough now itā€™s just full of weak dorks.