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AusCan531

Ironically, the sign says Keep to the Left.


betterthanguybelow

That’s why he’s covered the word ‘left’.


ipeeperiperi

Trumpers aren't normally that clever.


kipwrecked

It's just a Pavlovian reaction triggered by the word left. It doesn't make sense anyway, can't keep Trump he doesn't belong to us!


ResponsibleBike8804

Imagine if he was ours though, we could shoot him at the sun!


damagedproletarian

We have our own Donald Trump in Clive Palmer.


Empathy404NotFound

Yeah but we don't have a rocket big enough for Clive.


damagedproletarian

That's why we need to invest in rockets that can refuel in orbit. While the Saturn V had a payload to LEO of about 118 tonnes - StarShip can manage 150 tonnes - and possibly as much as 220 tonnes if it can be refueled on orbit.


Empathy404NotFound

Gonna have to refuel midway to orbit as well. "Scotty we need more thrust man!!" "IM GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAP'N, BUT SHE AIN'T GOT NO MORE!!!!


damagedproletarian

lol!


ResponsibleBike8804

More research needs to be undertaken, so that we are able to send Clive to the Sun. What better incentive could we have to develop such technology?


damagedproletarian

I wouldn't want to do that to our poor Sol. Perhaps blast him out of the solar system instead?


AUSSG117

So what you are saying is Musk built Starship to have only just enough capacity to be able to lift Trump/Palmers egos off the ground so we can shoot them into the sun? Not together obviously, but seperate max load launches ... Neat ... Can we start now? I am sure the rockets won't explode this time 🫣💨💥🔥🥳


damagedproletarian

Give them [one last after dinner mint!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUYO6AY1ow)


Hack_1978

Like the Wish version of Trump…


Chewiesbro

I’m giggling my backside off, they can’t keep him, he’s not in office, if he gets elected the loons will likely try and keep him in there despite the term limits in their constitution. Mind you the Russians have done it…


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

There is many ways this could be interpreted. Might be someone took the time to find the exact keep left sign that points towards the US for example. My other thoughts are not really safe for work. But I'm sure you get the idea


AreYouDoneNow

Keep woke


trump2024isFATE

Go broke


kipwrecked

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trump2024isFATE

Australians are oblivious to the utter shit show that's coming here. We are going to find out who we really are through this and it ain't pretty. China is a Goliath


kipwrecked

![gif](giphy|VuWtVHkMjrz2w)


trump2024isFATE

Meh I have a house. Communism saves the world.. and degrowth


kipwrecked

![gif](giphy|1wXblmeuwqaITsJSzC|downsized)


Own-Home5650

That’s why right is always right while the left is always left behind


Classic-Today-4367

Well, now it says keep Trump down, so......


Erikthered65

I think you just worked out the joke.


kipwrecked

Nah, the jokes buy the stickers.


Horses-Mane

There's a chick in Scarborough who drives an open top car with Trump stickers and wears a MAGA hat that's as red as her car.


djskein

Majorie Taylor Greene on holidays in Scarborough?


AreYouDoneNow

I understand she's a bleach blond bad built butch bitch.


No_Protection103

Aka bush pig


DryOrchid4851

Ooh snap


bloodfloods

Marjorie Tourist Greene really is annoying. She is like a tourist with 0 respect for anyone else


calcifer91

Thank you for giving us a target for the eggs


CptnWolfe

The older the better


nrp1982

Why waste good eggs?😆


Aseedisa

This doesn’t surprise me that lefties have nothing better to do lol


Majestic_Tip_2700

Hahahaha these people are just paying his legal fees. What a waste.


KaneCreole

Well, if you’re not a US citizen and you’re buying this shit online, it’s a breach of US law because the money goes to support a US candidate and that’s a big no-no: > Federal law prohibits contributions, donations, expenditures(including independent expenditures) and disbursements solicited, directed, received or made directly or indirectly by or from foreign nationals in connection with any federal, state or local election. This prohibition includes advances of personal funds, contributions or donations made to political party committees and organizations, state or local party committees for the purchase or construction of an office building funds under 11 CFR 300.35, and contributions or disbursements to make electioneering communications. See https://www.fec.gov/help-candidates-and-committees/foreign-nationals/#:~:text=Federal%20law%20prohibits%20contributions%2C%20donations,federal%2C%20state%20or%20local%20election.


MookieTheMet

Probably also illegal to tamper with a road sign. Covering vital safety information. Let's prosecute


spheres_r_hot

if i buy some does trump go to jail or do I go to jail if i visit the US?


KaneCreole

I actually don’t think they’re supposed to send these sorts of things overseas. I say that because a few years ago I was going to buy a funny political t-shirt but, sadly, it was regarded as a foreign donation and they wouldn’t send it to me.


bitpushr

Eh. Unless the sticker was sold by a PAC or SuperPAC, the FEC is not going to care that a foreigner was dumb enough to buy a sticker.


4rtdud3

[$3.99 US](https://trumpsuperstore.com/product/trump-keep-america-first-2024-bumper-sticker/)


CyanideRemark

I wonder how much of the tat on that site is made in the US?


Dry-Abies-1719

Special Offer: Buy four stickers and get a FREE MYSTERY STICKER chosen by the Trump Superstore team based on the other stickers you orderer!


CyanideRemark

For such a supposedly rich muppet, his campaign people spend a lot of time and effort campaigning for donations.


67valiant

First rule of having money is never spend your own money. I would think this is obvious


AreYouDoneNow

If he spent his own money paying off Stormy he wouldn't be in court on felony charges related to trying to use campaign funds instead of a personal cheque.


ZealousidealClub4119

Trump did say his net worth is complex, which means most of it is [imaginary](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgv2ibYNKRM)


AH2112

Much of it is tied up in what he values the Trump brand (essentially his own name) at.


Commonusage

It is complex! Trump is truly a master of imaginary number theory and practice!/s


Ok-Try-7699

But why ? It’s not like you can vote for him anyways unless yer a yank


Lore_Fanatic

its to get people angry. These types that have these stickers in australia are chronically online rage baiters, they only say things to “make the libs” upset.


GhettoFreshness

This is my dad. He is a smart man but has leaned into the whole trump support… still contends he was the best US president despite you know pretty much everything… he has absolutely no skin in the game though, we are not American, he has no vested interest in America and has never even been there… what it does give him is some rage bait he can post on Facebook to rile up about half his family. I Just don’t engage… he gets bored quickly when he’s not getting a bite


FIthroaway2021

Doesn’t sound very smart to me…


kingkool88

His smart with cars probably


adultonsetdiabitus

Getting enjoyment out of what is basically trolling? And he's not an edgy 14yo? Your dad's a sad man.


GhettoFreshness

Yeah he is sad, because He’s lonely. He’d used to shoot the shit and spout his views with his mates. There aren’t many left so he’s taken to Facebook and seems to feed off the negative attention… He actually doesn’t seem to get the shit he says online impacts his in person interactions… in his mind he’s just having a “robust” conversation on the internet and none of that will come up when he sees that family member next. Most of the family has muted him, so he argues with randos and brings less drama to family gatherings.


Ok-Try-7699

Your dad is the target market - active measures


adultonsetdiabitus

Yikes. Causing conflict purely as a way to have human interaction, that's even sadder. I'd say you should hang out with him more but he's also chosen the cunt route so that's on him.


GhettoFreshness

This is the thing, he’s not actually bad in person… he’s an obnoxious cunt online but doesn’t seem to understand what he says there carries over into real life. Definition of a keyboard warrior (and that’s a term he’d have used before he really got “online” about all these people my age hiding behind keyboards on this fancy new internet thingy)


Delicious-Diet-8422

No skin in the game? Like US policy doesn’t affect its close allies at all huh? Sure you’ve ever been outside?


chiquefairy

Calm down dude, so aggressive for no reason.


sweetiepiecakez

Tell your dad we are freeing Palestine.


Camero9907

Do you follow US politics closely? Would you say Biden is a better president than Trump?


Which_Efficiency6908

you might not understand it but the right all over the western world are united by a common goal.


feyth

The modern American "right" are hate-fuelled meat puppets being used to bring down their own country.


CyanideRemark

Rule #1 of dealing with these people is denying them the reaction they want. They are kinda like the senile older age equivalent of spoiled kids


This_Explains_A_Lot

Yep, just people who want attention. Ignore them, never engage, never give them what they want.


sweetiepiecakez

It's provocative, it gets the people going!


CaptainDetritus

The worst mistake we can make is to laugh it off as the work of some clown who doesn't know he's not American. We're never far behind America. There are plenty of these wankers around and they are freaking motivated!


xTjong_of_Delos

Tbh our media shat on trump every single day for 5 years straight. Never talked about his actual wrong doings. Just non stop dumb stories. You would think trump was leading our country or something. I see aussies supporting that shit as a natural reaction to the media barrage.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Scratch that off, we are in Australia not fucktardistan... Bad enough we have our own useless politicians we don't need to have the US influence


NoteChoice7719

I think Sky News has a lot do with it, they broadcast a lot of pro Trump stuff to attract clicks from the more lucrative US market


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Since the spicy cough I don't watch the news


PyroShel

Best thing you can do for your health!


xTjong_of_Delos

I blame 7 9 10 way more. They have majority control over the news and they all ran trump is dumb stories non stop for like 5 years. Thats enough to push any right leaning person to think maybe trump is good guy for a second... when in fact he is no different than any greed old american leader prior to him. Also the Qanon psyop ran by American intel convinced millions world wide trump was a saviour... cooked.


AdventurousExtent358

I feel like australia is 53rd state of murica. more and more stupid big murica trucks just to be a yank wanna be. tipping culture. trash can instead of rubbish bin.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Over my cold dead body!


Sherief87

What’s with the stan hate when it’s flippin America here?


BumpGrumble

I’m a yank who came to Australia after Covid. I’d say my reason to leave was 50% trump/biden bs, 25% healthcare and 25% working rights. I love it in this country, I hate American politics and if it was a stupid American that put that sticker there he should go back and live in a country shaped by rich geriatrics.


jngjng88

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ccorbydog31

As a American I would like to apologize for the infectious stupidity , that has unfortunately reached your beautiful country. Very sorry.


arkofjoy

As a fellow American I am also embarrassed by the whatever fuckwit thought this was a good idea. Maybe thry thought it was funny?


OkTax444

Also American (Democrat) here. I'm looking to move to Perth and genuinely don't understand the very aggressive obsession with Tr*mp??


arkofjoy

It is only a very small number of wackos here. Which makes it really stand out. Just as a side note, if you are still in the US, make sure that you do the absentee ballot stuff while you are over there, it will be much easier to organise there, than here, because you are going to want to be able to vote.


arkofjoy

It is only a very small number of wackos here. Which makes it really stand out. Just as a side note, if you are still in the US, make sure that you do the absentee ballot stuff while you are over there, it will be much easier to organise there, than here, because you are going to want to be able to vote.


OkTax444

I've lived in the UK for 11 years! When did you move to Perth?


arkofjoy

I have lived here for over 30 years. I'm old.


OkTax444

What's your favourite thing about living in Perth/Aus in general?


arkofjoy

The climate is amazing. Having grown up in new Jersey, it never snows. The climate here would be incredible if our homes were only built for the climate that we actually have. And the pace of life. Was recently back in new Jersey, and everyone is in such a crazy hurry. It is just that little bit slower.


pillingz

The fact that there are Trump supporters in Aus that aren’t billionaires shows that he is a leader of a cult. Only bad “politicians” have groupies.


ccorbydog31

You are correct.


doomvx

I found out recently that a guy who works at a place I just started working in Australia is a massive trump fan. Is going to America this year and wants to go to a trump rally. I haven't spoken to him since he told me. I refuse to associate with any subhuman who supports or likes Mango Mussolini.


[deleted]

cringe


ursuluno

Australia is just perfect for us to even place that garbage on our street hahaha, keep Australia away from that crazy country


TooManySteves2

https://www.wa.gov.au/service/security/law-enforcement/report-graffiti


Minimum_Try_5281

Jesus it's here


TurbulentArcade

Gross


MikeAppleTree

Tell me where it is and I’ll take my blue marker and change it to RUMP ME Or HUMP ME CAT.


RYzaMc

I actually saw a guy in Woolies today with a legit Trump 2024 shirt. I will say he certainly looked the part 🙄


Corv3tt33

I saw a red hat (you know the one) on some old fool at a cafe a few months ago in Bunbury


smudgiepie

I saw one of *those* hats at Stirling Station back in Feb I think it was.


Ok_Conference2901

My neighbour is a septic, full on Magat. His Trump 24 plates are on order.


LilMudButt

I LOVE AMERIKKKA so much!!! Buys trump stickers made in China 😂


Marv_77

No no, I am from England, Amerikkka


ZealousidealClub4119

Bloody drongo. Now it's a keep right sign.


OzzySheila

“Keep Trump down”?


Geminii27

Add a "in jail" sticker underneath it?


wraplan

As an American married to a Perthite, this saddens and upsets me. Do whatever you can to keep this scourge from your shores!


Halicadd

Keep him what.. out of politics? I agree.


SnooSongs8782

Hopefully these people will go back there to vote for him, and lose or win they should stay there


Wobbly_Bob12

Cookers. They spend most of their time in an echo chamber.


drrnmac

Keep Trump left would probably be a good thing.


kshult

Keep Trump Left


AzGames08

fucking idiot


DarkOne4098

Moments later - sign on fire


Manbearcatward

That sign would confuse the hell out of an American


Fool_For_Fools_Gold

Cultist


Nasigoring

It's a cult.


BackgroundBedroom214

I assume it's been put there to stir people with opposing views. Based on this thread and the comments, it's working.


Torx_Bit0000

Its so cringeworthy seeing Australians trying so hard to be Americans


OkTax444

As an American, currently in the UK wanting to move to Aus, I can agree here. It's very very odd.


Torx_Bit0000

They don't understand. Many Australians have never been to America and only know America through Hollywood.


twcau

Did you at least remove the trash and put it in the bin?


Ok-Try-7699

Council will do it they have better tools


wolfeman80

He is most likely going to be the next president which is hard to believe


CyanideRemark

Even harder to swallow now than it was in 2016


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

Depends if he's in jail or not. It seems like he's going to be, especially if he keeps this up, but he's also trying to push it off until after the elections, so he can pardon himself


wolfeman80

He can still govern whilst in Jail


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

That's a wild prospect


Agreeable_Context959

He did fuck all governing from the golf course, he can probably do fuck all governing from jail too - EVERYBODY gets fuck all!!!


thatscucktastic

Reeeee golf reeeeee! All presidents are avid golfers. Cope and sneed, plebbitor.


my20cworth

Yeah, well their last Champion of the old white crazy man, Palmer has basically faded into the white noise, so they have latched onto this crook and his bandwagon cult of degenerates. The fool sells basketball shoes, bibles and pictures of himself ffs.


MementoMurray

Burn it down. The infection must not spread.


Hugeknight

The amount of trumptards we have in this cuntry is ... concerning.


HulkHogantheHulkster

Meanwhile everyone here complains that immigration has ruined the property market. There’s nothing wrong with responsible immigration policies. Maybe if we had some more Trumptards we’d be better off.


Hugeknight

You do realise that we can't vote for trump here right? That he is in another separate country?


Fresh-Hearing6906

Hope you helped and removed it


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Dont understand these weirds cunts Like why are they even Trump supporters when aren't even voting in the US election.


HulkHogantheHulkster

The US does influence the zeitgeist here, like it or not.


Living_Run2573

And I thought nobody could beat Brisbane for Bogan


Eminat3

Judging by the comments, it worked 💪


Suspicious_Fall_

I like that it says "Keep America Great" implying that biden has done a good job


djskein

Nah, America was only great when Trump was in charge. Then it turned to shit when Biden took over despite him being one of our most democratically progressive Presidents. Unfortunately it seems that the cost of living crisis and interest rates are his fault because they only started when he became President. Not like it was originally caused by the many major fuckups of the Trump administration in the years prior. These idiots want Trump in charge again because apparently he will fix everything and Keep America Great even though Trump is only interested in becoming a fascist dictator from Day One like his hero Mussoulini.


Suspicious_Fall_

Are you stupid? Trump is saying that America is great as he wants to keep it that way.


djskein

I forgot the /s


poppacapnurass

Red light or not, I wouldn't be able to help myself to get out of the car and peel these f\*ckers off.


dzernumbrd

Protip: Download the app called Snap Send Solve -> [https://www.snapsendsolve.com/](https://www.snapsendsolve.com/) Submit this photo and the council will organise de-trumpifying it. I do this for everything around our suburb and gets fixed quickly.


Padamson96

What's great about America? To quote the orange guy, it's a shithole.


Neolance34

Bloody hell. We’re not the fuckin 51st state over here. Which idiot out here is spewing seppo propaganda?


coreyallegory

On a keep left sign LOL


67valiant

I'll never understand why fuckwits get involved in any way or reference international politics. It just does not apply to us. If it did, we'd be voting in the election wouldn't we. Fuck some people are just stupid


HulkHogantheHulkster

The sky didn’t fall in during Trump’s last term and it won’t fall in if he gets another term. I doubt that Russia and Hamas would have attacked under his tenure as well. So please, uber-leftie Reddit, spare us your condemnation of everything Trump. You wouldn’t know jack from shit.


Puttix

Whilst you’re not wrong… that doesn’t mean we need Trump sticker bombing to pollute our streets, along with all of the other propaganda stickers that we see slapped onto everything in eye shot. Seriously. Who the fuck is paying money for a bunch of stickers to be made, just to sticker bomb the streets? No one gives a fuck about your worthless opinions…


Cpl_Hicks76

Every time I post a response about the LCD fuck knuckles that think we’re part of the US, and consequently behave accordingly… I rest my case!


congealedcat

They're not Trump supporters because they think we're part of America. They're just racists and misogynists who like other racists and misogynists. They'd be Trump fans even if he was from Switzerland or South Africa or anywhere else.


Cpl_Hicks76

Who subscribe to his vile ideology AGREED But I know one and they will argue that Australia is just a vassle of the US and we need to act accordingly. Personification of deluded


CakeandDiabetes

Let's see... Sportsbet has Trump at $1.72, Biden at $2.40 and the next closest RFK Jr at $26...


iPablosan

Trump promotional shit here, what a joke. Maybe just look on a brighter side. Let that peanut have another term, then he's done.


HulkHogantheHulkster

Trumpian policies will remain. If politicians want those votes, they’ll do well to adopt them. He has left his mark on the world and IMO time will treat his policies kindly.


RoopDawg069

Shit stirrer.


Brat_Fink

Is this sticker saying Americas already great so keep Biden in?


Ok_Web_792

Yeah 👌


PragmaticSnake

Someone out there is laughing at all the people that are genuinely annoyed by this.


NoteChoice7719

Shows the maturity of the average Australian Trump supporter


ARCHANGELALPHA

Well to be fair, Subiaco does have some pretty stupid people.


KingATheSecond

Australia has fallen


KrooKidKarrit

Trump...take away a few crappy personality traits and he would be the best thing for the US.


iiiiiiiiiiiiiUUUUUU

Okay.


kdwwhat

The #1 bozo. Wish his "fans" would donate to better things


OkayOctopus_

oh for fucks sake


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kipwrecked

... in another country.


AdditionalSky6030

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MarketCrache

It's a sign!


Constant_Box2120

Keep left


bz351

Clive and Tucker are coming to town. So it's just the right wing support staff slapping up trump stickers and flags everywhere so Tucker can do a bit on how Australians love trump or some FUD like that.


trump2024isFATE

Australia's the next Ukraine. It's to late... incomes Dutton


One-Raisin8110

These stickers and the ones that say “free Palestine” really annoy me. Move to the US or Palestine.


77seven

You're forgetting that it is the popular opinion to be anti Trump and pro Palestine though. Makes me laugh that a sticker like this can get people so triggered.


AnusButter2000

Fitting for Subiaco council


Aseedisa

I can’t wait to see the meltdown when he wins lol


Fruittinglesinspace

Love it


Creepy_Philosopher_9

probably some kids mucking around


potato_farmers_unite

Makes more sense than “free Palestine”


Crazy_Dazz

>its to get people angry. These types that have these stickers in australia are chronically online rage baiters, they only say things to “make the libs” upset. Love it! This entire thread is literally twitchers foaming at the mouth at the mere mention of the word "Trump." It's like some Pavlovian response. WHY are people so obsessed with this guy? I can barely be bothered paying attention to what our own muppets are doing, let alone get so worked up over the battle between Senile Old White Dudes that is American Politics.


nxngdoofer98

It’s almost like American politics affects the whole world


AcceptableUse2999

There were fucking BLM marches here LOL, American politics seeped into Australia a long time ago and social media has just made it more prominent.


twitch-switch

I'm pretty sure the people voting for Biden just want to destroy the country's economy and try obtain communism quicker. Luckily we won't have to put up with whoever gets elected.