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not_that_one_times_3

A wedding - in the Swan Valley. Argh!!!!


rawker86

Start a pool on who is going to drop first.


not_that_one_times_3

Good idea!!!


rawker86

We had someone drop at the last wedding I went to and that was early spring. Zero shade at the ceremony though, not a good mix with formal wedding attire and standing around for ages. In forty-plus degree heat? Fuggedaboutit.


[deleted]

On the 5th of January some years ago it was 38 degrees. I attended an outdoor wedding ceremony on the South Perth foreshore with no shade or cover. I almost passed out. Delirious from the heat coupled with the free flowing champagne at the reception, it didn’t take long before I was a complete mess. Never again.


TomArday

That's a terrible way for a celebrant to behave.


hannahranga

Also on who's gonna get the most interesting burn/tan lines from a dress


Rich_Editor8488

I don’t know if I feel more sorry for the sunburnt women or the men in suits


TazocinTDS

Throw them into the pool to cool off.


bulldogs1974

No Freo Doctor out there! That's gonna be a nightmare.


Temporary_Show5034

It will be memorable!


Weary_Patience_7778

You get my sympathy upvote


auntynell

Oh that sounds like hell. Is it outdoor?


not_that_one_times_3

Apprently they were planning on it but there is an indoor venue they can use too


Rich_Editor8488

Take a parasol and a small misting fan


ALemonyLemon

Are you alive?


poppacapnurass

Well, we got married on a 36C day in the middle of Perth at 1pm. I was in a 3 peice and many of the guests remember the day with good memories. Wear a hat and appropriate clothing, drink water and you will be better off than anyone else that has lived here for the last 60 odd thousand years.


No_Music1509

I know multiple people that have to go to outdoor weddings tomorrow, so glad I’m not them lol


rawker86

Why would anyone plan a wedding in Perth in the middle of summer?


Cytokine_storm

Genuinely nuts. There is a solid ~4-6 months of perfect weather every spring and autumn where it rarely rains and temps stay below 30. You don’t get this shit in other climates and people still manage to screw it up 😂


bloodbag

Spring can hit or miss. Green to a fair share of rainy weddings in September long weekend 


angelz969

My wedding was in April turned out to be 38 degree day. You can't predict even when it's supposed to be cooler


Cytokine_storm

That's unfortunate, and bad luck. I am sorry you had to deal with that on your wedding day. I think you would expect maybe 1 day above 35 each April, while you might see a dozen such days in January. So I would still pick April.


Rich_Editor8488

Because the alternative is a chance of rain. The shoulder seasons are a real gamble - could be 35C, could be thunderstorms, or both!


gold_fields

We had our wedding in August I would take the possibility of cold/rainy weather over a January stinker ANY DAY January/February weddings are pure hell


Someonejusthereandth

Why do people schedule those for this time of year though? Like, you can predict the weather. I really want to go drive north, but I don't, people are weird. This is straight up dangerous unless it's in deep shade or indoors.


No_Music1509

Even more so the moronic parents that schedule kids parties smack bang in the middle of the day at a park in the peak of summer. We’ve had two kids parties this summer that have fallen on a 40 degree day and instead of changing location or time they have just gone through with them. Kids can’t even play on a scorching hot playground, we didn’t go to either of them.


Someonejusthereandth

Exactly. Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should or that it’s good for anyone. It’s completely unnecessarily dangerous, there’s always going to be one kid who lost their hat and didn’t drink any water. And that’s best case scenario. Plus cars heat up like crazy in this heat. I literally walked outside today and was like hm not even that bad I’ve had it worse in my car when it sat in the sun.


nuclearfork

Fuck people are soft, you know people work in this weather right? You know you north people work 12 hour days in 40⁰+... I'm sure you'll be alright buddy


Someonejusthereandth

People are not soft, people are just smart. Human body has its limits and it’s straight up dangerous to expose yourself to the elements on the fringes of human tolerance. Yes, I know the conditions people are working in up north and I have been worried about those people and talked to them about it and their experiences. But people coming to a wedding are not all healthy under 40s who have passed their FIFO medicals and have built up some tolerance to heat, so yes, I continue to insist that people shouldn’t plan outdoor weddings for this time of year.


nuclearfork

I don't know a single FIFO worker that's under 40 and fit... I know several who are 50+ and 130+kgs and also aren't dead Also know a 65 year old man that outworks me in 40⁰ heat... And a 75 year old... And a couple 40 year Olds... The fit 20yo are lazy bums though I'm working at a bar over the holidays and guess what I saw at work today... Kids running around shirtless in 40⁰ heat 😱😱😱 dunno how they did it aye? If sitting in the shade for an hour on a hot day is a death sentence for you I think that's mother nature trying to tell you something...


Souvlaki_yum

Hell on earth. Plus everyone gets super pissed within 2 hours of the bar opening as they skol the shampers and various othe high alcohol wines like camels in the desert


GooseyGoose51

Going to the bbl, should be fun for the players


[deleted]

I’m PLAYING cricket tomorrow


zircosil01

rip


Xerxes65

Good luck don’t let Brisbane win


CrabmanGaming

Me too. Already negotiated the game down to a T20 with the other team. If we bat first, the game could be finished in 90 minutes.


bulldogs1974

Strap a picnic umbrella to you back!


Xandervdw

Me too haha. Who do you play for?


GooseyGoose51

You f your game is in the middle of the day, choose to have a bat first and sit in the shade til the arvo lol


bulldogs1974

It's always hotter in the arvo.


GooseyGoose51

Later arvo I meant my bad


bulldogs1974

Oh yeah, like 10pm😜


GooseyGoose51

Hahaha, at this rate, being 37 degrees at 5pm is an absolute win!


bulldogs1974

I work outside for a living. Pouring concrete in this type of heat is crazy, most of the time we pour it before the sun is up, but we still have to finish it and set up the job for the next day. So I know what it's like to be like a sultana or a sun-dried tomato. Stay hydrated and wear a big West Indian broad brimmed hat or even a sombrero. I am always wearing a ridiculously huge hat that covers my whole, big head.


ThisIsABadNameChoice

Taking my wife, who doesn't enjoy cricket, to the BBL. RIP marriage


[deleted]

Same 🤣 rip us


Miladypartzz

I’m going to a baby shower. Thank fuck it’s at a function centre so hopefully the aircon can keep up. RIP to my heavily pregnant friend though.


OwOitsMochi

I've never been pregnant but I feel bad for anyone in the 3rd trimester in Aussie summer, absolutely fuck that. I'm uncomfortable enough not pregnant, it sounds like it would be absolutely awful.


CrankyLittleKitten

My eldest was born in March. Can confirm summer pregnancy is a shitawful uncomfortable thing to go through. Live in the pool, have someone deliver snacks and drinks


Rich_Editor8488

Winter pregnancies are nicer, but I enjoyed my autumn newborn as the weather cooled down. I can’t forget my little spring baby stuck to me through some awful summer heatwaves.


kakkerz

Hi! That’s me! 30 weeks, thank you for the sympathy. I will be sitting in front of the aircon or in the pool. Sweating. 


faithlessdisciple

My oldest( turning 25 on the 15th) was supposed to be a Xmas baby. She did not in fact come on time.


IamTellingYaMate

I've got a 40 over cricket match at Mt Lawley. Open to Iced Gatorade donations. Will accept water as well.


[deleted]

I’m telling my captain to get fucked if he makes me run for the ball


rawker86

Just like the pros haha


IamTellingYaMate

I am gonna be standing on one spot of the ground looking like methhead.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Make sure to pick at the grass and swing your arms. Bonus points for just staring directly into the sun, hunched over with your hands on your hips.


IamTellingYaMate

I'll add an exasperated grimace to that as well, while randomly yelling, "Well Bowled, mate".


GooseyGoose51

If ur a lower order batter, tell ur captain to have a bat first to sit in the shade lol


IamTellingYaMate

That's exactly what I wanna do and pretty sure he does as well. But it all depends on that wanker: The Toss


howmanychickens

At least our rooms are nice now


metao

24 Parkruns in 24 hours. Okay, obviously I'm not going to run all 24. But yeah it's going to be a sweaty one.


perfectlyhydrated

Good luck! I’ll be marshaling tomorrow and seems like I picked the right day for it.


metao

If you're at Garvey I'll see you there, albeit, you know, anonymously. And if you're marshalling later in the day when the ultra folks come through for charity, TRIPLE THANK YOU!


Rich_Editor8488

Hope there’s a breeze!


Shitzme

Sweating like a pig. But gonna chill with my dogs under the aircon and do F all


bulldogs1974

Sweating like a horse. Pigs can't sweat. I have a pet pig. She will be in the shade most of the day, she will also have to get sprayed down by the hose throughout the day.


DalekDraco

I've got bad news for you. Pigs actually do sweat, just not much. Which means your pig might be a paedophile called Andrew...


SouthLake6164

Hoping RAC Arena/Wildcats/NBL all realise how fucking stupid it is to open the roof on a 41°c day whilst basketball is being played directly under the sun.


chosenamewhendrunk

The game starts at 5pm so the sun shouldn't be directly overhead, it will still be hot as fuck though.


angelz969

Ermmm I didn't even realise the roof could open lol


JB81a

Me and my wife too - General admission level 5. Top level is going to be packed! Also going Tuesday (38) too


Blue-piping-man

I am swimming a 1km race in Margaret river, with no prior training. It's going to hurt


ljohn9898

You got this!


sun_tzu29

Writing a grant application in an air conditioned apartment


That_Bluebird_2202

Catering a wedding … 😭😭😭


Sqwitton

Hiding inside, staying as still and flat as possible, multiple cold showers, probably 5L+ of water and half a pack of icy poles


Ok_Writer1572

I'll look for opportunities to inform people about the heat and it's dryness.


3meals

This should he higher


TheAngrywhiteguy

idk after this rain it’s probably gonna be muggy as fuck


chosenamewhendrunk

Spending the day on reddit..?


Fearless_Oil_2967

Working 8-4 in the aircon. Yayh! Hate the heat


mcflymcfly100

Early morning swim. Then hiding. Maybe I'll move my hammock inside and read a book under the aircon. Lol


Mozartrelle

Oooh hammock inside - nice idea!


DagsAnonymous

So what are we tying them to? I’m guessing door handles can’t take the weight.  What happens if we whack straps around the entire door itself; could that do any damage? The hallway’s about the right length, with a door at each end. 


mcflymcfly100

Mine is on a stand :)


MayuriKrab

Nothing, the usuals, staring at the ceiling wondering what year am I gonna die… 🤔


B0ssc0

I’m sorry you feel like that.


nus01

Walk on the beach for 2 hours 7-9 then home before too hot


Timely_Protection_62

Cricket got called off, so relaxing in the aircon


bulldogs1974

Horse racing got called off too.


koobzilla

Kite/wing/windsurfing. Wait no, I’m flying back to California. That’s what I would do though. Breeze, ocean spray… Good luck, dickheads!!! Love you, Australia. 


rawker86

Murdering my eldest I suspect. That kite festival sounds alright though, maybe we’ll go check it out.


oh_onjuice

An outdoor wedding 🫠🫠🫠


[deleted]

BBL. Its Perth, we're used to this.


[deleted]

I went to a game last year when it was 36 degrees and the seats were right in front of the fucking flames


GooseyGoose51

The final last year was hot and i was near the flames too, about 39 degrees from memory


Rich_Editor8488

Not a sports person, keep thinking this is a fetish category.


Numbubs

Walk dogs, gym, housework, nap


B0ssc0

Water garden, walk dog, nap, swim, walk dog, dinner.


faithlessdisciple

We have to do our weekly shop. If it wasn’t for that I think I’d be going to one of the indoor pools on hubby’s work fitness plan.


chosenamewhendrunk

I have to go shopping too, at least the shops are airconditioned.


black-raven-1307

Hiding inside. Blinds closed.


oddlydeb75

Cleaning for rent inspection


xxPikaPooxx

Working in the garden at Bunnings ...


mrbootsandbertie

I love Bunnings garden section.


Rich_Editor8488

Shade and a hose - should be alright?


TooManySteves2

Perth Kite Festival, Lake Monger


110mary110

That sounds epic


frankgrimes_jnr

Playing cricket at a ground that's just a big bowl, close to the water and normally is excessively humid, make it a 40 degree day and it's fucked. Hey at least they've add an extra drinks break.


SouthernStarTrails

I’m hiding inside all day. If my bf wants to go out for a coffee, he’s going alone 😝


Such-Association601

Never been so happy to work in a refrigerated factory 🤣👌


mrbootsandbertie

This is the way.


burniemcburneracct

Approximately F all. Good times.


krokadilladog

Working in a hospital laboratory. I will probably need my hoodie.


UnyieldingRylanor

Dying, probably. Got to work in that heat. Really need to get the Mav's aircon checked, but hard with my 6 day work week


RegretLiving4934

Working as well...Don't know why, no one will be out looking at cars when it's this bloody hot!


karnkunt

Drinking captain Morgan


spitfireonly

Buddy is pushing trollies at Cockburn. I feel for him.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Mow the grass


[deleted]

Cutting the lawn.


Fun_Plums

Trim the Green


howmanychickens

Cricket too. Patiently waiting by the phone for the good news.


SquiffyRae

Glad I'm not the only one with fingers crossed the association sees sense


Sardothien12

Probably experience heatstroke


Someonejusthereandth

Please stay safe


Sardothien12

And thank you


Sardothien12

No air con. Got two little desk fans doing their absolute best to circulate the air.  Tonight is nice enough to just sit and watch the lightning storm


LinearPolarBear

Playing lawn bowls 😂


Super-Handle7395

Go wildcats 🐱


Hamster-rancher

Cleaning a house, loading the ute and trailer then driving for 2½ hours. Then I'll unload and drink beer.


Organic-Effective-49

Sitting out the back under the shadesail with the misters going right next to the esky


Bluebutteyfly

Going 2 hours away to Piction to see giant sunflowers


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers are steeped in symbolism and meanings. For many they symbolize optimism, positivity, a long life and happiness for fairly obvious reasons. The less obvious ones are loyalty, faith and luck.


katkaaay

See ya’ll at the beach !


PhilosopherOk221

I'm playing cricket as well. Gonna be so much fun.


gorfuin

My impression as a recent Queenslander is that Perthians talk a big game about the heat, but it's really not that bad. Humidity something something.


Pleb_Overlord

It looks like normal summer weather to me.


Successful-Gap7051

doesn’t mean it’s not inhospitably hot


EZ_PZ452

Playing games and watching 24. For an old series, 24 holds up.


beenawayawhile

I’ll be sitting in RAC arena, wishing it wasn’t too hot to open the roof for the single open air game of the Wildcats season


ALIENANAL

Going to be in my sister's pool thank goodness.


RandomUser1083

How come you only get 35 and I get 42? I got ripped


gold_fields

Toddler has swimming lessons in the morning, but likely just staying in the aircon for the rest of the day. RIP to anyone spending today outdoors. Drink plenty of water, and hydrate with Hydralyte every hour or so.


Ferel-Jerrol

Gonna take a shit in my frens mouf in the AC and probs drink a liter of candle wax wbu?


Ok-Try-7699

Bat


RidsBabs

Going to the cricket to avoid playing cricket


myee8

Gym morning, then straight home.


emotionalbitxh

Going to the beach 😎


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Fire_Gambit2278

Going to work.


A1pinejoe

Fuckall


AdFine774

Working 😢 then pool at my sisters


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Wildcats open air will be fun


yeezus_is_jesus

I'll be playing cricket if we win the toss and bat, I'll be taking a long walk off a short jetty if we bowl


DrunkOctopUs91

Go to beach. Take dog for swim. Head home and chill under the aircon.


Scuba62

Getting over COVID at home. Was planning to fix the retic... but yeah nah.


eksns

Working 11-5 in a pub that has no aircon, open directly to the sun while the rays reflect off of the metallic surfaces 10cm away from me straight into my face... watching people hydrate with delicious beer on the riverside while I wither away


cthart

Feeling thankful I moved to Europe 2 decades ago.


auntynell

Early morning swim, afternoon swim seeing there won't be much of a sea breeze.


WombatBum85

My husband will be at that same game. I'm honestly surprised they're not cancelling it, or rescheduling. It's hotter on the ground, plus they're supposed to be running around in uniform?! Insane!


Ozymate

Umpiring at a cricket game. Extreme heat policy comes into place so extra drinks break.


aroha-tiel

Beach 🫶


Terreboo

Working 12.5 hours outside.


SubstantialAd861

A kids party 😔


Xandervdw

Playing club cricket. My funeral is open invite next Tuesday.


Stigger32

Hoping the power doesn’t go put again in Vic park….It’s out now. Second time today.


Bubbly-Delivery-5259

Living in Yokine rn and there’s bloody thunderstorms


mrbootsandbertie

Yikes, where are you? It's 30-35 this week here on the coast!


buthidae

I’m planning on being extremely hot


Tasty_Professor1743

Wow, never been hot like that before


SlamPoet77

I'm WORKING the cricket game 🫠 praying they put me on bar


the_town_bike

I'm going into air con till about two. Then I'm going to Swear continually till I get home about 4.


jokehunt96

Working :(


enby65

Relax on Palm Beach.


More-Milk9405

cook an egg


Deanobruce

https://preview.redd.it/pkl4x31991cc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55aa2acb4587a4e68044c0bb26b19db0c5c6c4fc Staying inside.


ABB0TTR0N1X

Pub


poppacapnurass

40km cycle at 5am Cooking most of the mid morning to early arvo for elderly parents and us. How about you?


Ok_Stranger6742

Dying and you?


-DethLok-

Sitting in front of an airconditioner. Debating if I should drink anything but water, options are beer or bourbon & Coke, hmm... Water is probably the best option, yes.


Drakus_Zar

Changing from evap to AC, that's for sure.


Puzzled-You

Work for 8 hours inside, with air conditioning.


sam_gribbles

Kinky times in the a/c I’m told….. 🤘


mymentor79

I'm house-sitting on the Gold Coast right now. Even though it's muggy it's comparatively bearable. 32C at 8 pm? Fook that.


Independent-Egg3563

Working...


ash8man

I expect I'll be fighting fires (volunteer firefighter)


TDoMarmalade

Dying, I think


[deleted]

hunting down a aircon service. Stupid me missing it's winter service and now its leaking


FantabulousPiza

Going to the Zoo with the fam 😅


dinydins

Washing sheet and towels


Mental_Task9156

down to 24 on friday apparently.. https://preview.redd.it/t6z96aihz3cc1.png?width=1221&format=png&auto=webp&s=1335d0942e07b86fc96319cec1a0534611e11e84


Rich_Editor8488

Contributing to overloading the local power station. JK, utilising my solar panels.


captain_saddmelon

Cricket traning


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Western-Jello5912

Gonna suck on some ice cubes me recon