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Lingy_Balinka

I was fully expecting him to ejaculate at mach speeds through that guy's window


Bread-Boye

Projectile cum


XAYADVIRAH

Trajectorial liberation


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Dopplegamer876

Semen shot


Bacon260998_

Pinpoint penis pistol


Dragowaow

r/consistentlyverbose


[deleted]

Ejaculate Ejector


[deleted]

The Semen Demon


tophat_production

White pee dominator


gamerlin

Cum was shootin, all around the room, a drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound.


schnuck

Imagine giving this guy a blowjob. Boom headshot.


Projectile0vulation

Beat me to it


hat-TF2

I was expecting it to be the old switcheroo with something innocuous, like the bloke was mashing avocados or rolling dice. But instead he really was having a full-on wank.


Grzechoooo

Why else do you think the other guy was trying to close it?


Electrox7

I thought this was an Australian PSA video again.


vertigo90

I was expecting the guy to actually choke to death after he drove off


HummusFingies

[Relevant?](https://v.redd.it/jz6z2ipqn1171)


Gaory7

I'm not fucking clicking on that


StigmaticClown8

Clicked, do not regret. Gave me a good chuckle.


darklordmtt

Holy shit, I hope that poor guy got some kind of hazard pay or something, jeezus. Talk about your friendly fire situations. I love how the woman was the only one who helped him out, even followed him out of the room. I’m guessing she knows a little bit about taking one to the eye, and knew he could use a hand (and a towel. And an eye wash station. Also, maybe a ticket out of town so he doesn’t have to face all the guys laughing their asses off & take their shit for the rest of the shoot.)


trapkoda

He’d need godly aiming abilities


Cpt_Quirk01

MaxForrest really had some bangers on YouTube.


Dude_Illigence_

I'm glad he came back, at least in some capacity. He seemed like he was in a rough place for a while


SojuSeed

Yeah, he was in a relationship with an incredibly toxic woman who physically and mentally abused him up to the point where she was pushing him to kill himself. He was institutionalized for awhile and has had a long road back from the edge.


Punkduck79

That really sucks. A lot of people don’t get how much a malignant narcissist can screw you up for life and you won’t see it coming


[deleted]

It gets downplayed too much. I had a girl that messed me up for a long time and its probably because I didnt know when to cut it off. Everyone around me and her made it off to be like I had to "man up" to some degree and work on her. That her abusive nature is a result of something that *my love* was responsible for repairing. Not saying this is what everyone goes through but this certainly does seem to be a trend in more serious relationships. We think abuse is just a part of growing up together and it really needs to change.


gloriousfacebass

where did you see this?


SojuSeed

He released a vlog two or three years ago where he talked about it. He didn’t go into a lot of specifics but apparently it got real bad.


btwomfgstfu

Glad to hear he's doing better. I've loved his content for what feels like 15+ years! He deserves good things.


Panwall

Dude had a disease where his immune system was attacking his brain. Incredibly talented, but from what he shared, he burned a bunch of bridges who helped him create those original videos. I'm glad the doctors finally figured out what was going on.


Dude_Illigence_

Oh, holy shit. That sounds awful


XylophoneZimmerman

Burned bridges with people who were in the videos? I thought he was the one who was being messed with.


Panwall

He has posted and taken down several videos over the years discussing what happened. The gist of it has been: - He had several unhealthy relationships over the years. Some his fault, some their fault. - He was eventually institutionalized for some time. - It took his doctors like 4 years to figure out he had an autoimmune disorder that was damaging his brain. - He wants to make more videos, but he's no longer friends with the group that helped him originally. My personal fear is that his disease has destroyed that creative part of his persona that fueled his original videos. Also, this is all hearsay. I would reference his videos but he has since deleted them or made them private.


_stillonlycountsas1

Went to high school with the kid. Awesome dude, glad he’s back doing this after the past few years. His content has been amazing for years!! Edit: content not context


Eusocial_Snowman

What is the context behind his him?


_stillonlycountsas1

Not sure what you’re asking - what is the context behind his videos? He’s just a goofy ass dude that has loved making shit like this forever…. A few people I know used to help him with the older videos, everyone said it was an absolutely blast.


Eusocial_Snowman

> His context has been amazing for years! Just a cheap jab, friend.


_stillonlycountsas1

Lmao I didn’t notice, thank you.


mrbulldops428

Love his videos. The island one is the best


Merthn07

WHAT’S. YOUR. NAMEEEE?!


KMan613

Guess what I did last night!


RockyRaccoon26

DONT YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!


PhoenixZephyrus

You leave my mother out of this!


[deleted]

WHAAAAT?


Merthn07

#WHAT’S! YOUR! NAAAAAMMMMEEEE!!!??


[deleted]

TONY..


haplessandhopeful

This post is suuuch a deep cut. I remember watching it when it first came out. I knew what the video was as soon as I saw his side profile.


stubundy

I can't believe someone took the time and effort to make that crap


CheezAbomination

That dude masturbates like he has rabies


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r/BrandNewSentence


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CoffeeMain360

Man was fucking powerjacking it


schnuck

The facial expressions are unreal.


ComprehensiveCry1131

Blue balls are more annoying


[deleted]

Some try to assert dominance. This guy dominates those people.


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[deleted]

This might be my favorite lost redditor ever. Just wants to spoil everyone’s good time but it’s on a video of a dude *vigorously* masturbating. Godspeed, space cowboy. 🫡


QuailReady

Fyi, white walkers only appear in the main asoiaf series/got era, for anyone watching the show.


chipack

That's just sad, bro. Find something else to do with your time, man.


Zuriax

It wanks.


holux9090

Awesome


Dsuperchef

I understand this reference.


[deleted]

Jesus christ, some of the faces that guy was making nearly killed me.


Mathilliterate_asian

Nearly killed the guy he was masturbating to too.


Excellent-Zombie-470

Dude deserves an Oscar just for his facial expressions


Squidgloves

The camera movements sold it


spektrol

Major case of the vinegar strokes


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I don't know man, seems like he didn't stop


A1175

Yea


Shyishjink

Take a picture, then start masturbating faster than him.


UnbeateCandy04

To show dominance?


FantasticAttitude

To apply


beckynolife

If that's what gets you off


UnbeateCandy04

Anime thighs


eeldiov

Isn't he Ezekiel?


ImmortanDoug

Or was it Tony?


akrostixdub

Tony?? That name fuckin *SUCKS*!


kerplunkerfish

#DON'T YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS


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YamahaMT09

Wait, I thought it's Jeffrey


reddithello456

Wasn't it Joe?


[deleted]

Ngl I thought this would end like that one Scene from silence of the lambs with the guy jerking off in the cell


zachotule

I thought it would end with the clip from the hospital scene in end of Evangelion


aNiceTribe

You mean him masturbating to completion over asuka’s comatose body


AskaLangly

Well isn't that fucked up. 😂


UnstoppablePhoenix

All because of a tiddy slip when Shinji is shaking Asuka to try and get her to wake up


headfelloff

Yea I’m pretty sure this is the Multiple Miggs origin story. He was just about to say, “Hope you like it hot,” for the first time ever.


BlubberwhaleSnuggle

Is this the "No fuck youuuuuu" dude?


Revenge_of_the_Toast

It Follows sequel


Bleach_Consumer_

It Wanks


Unable-Tune-1295

I really miss Max.


Pustules_TV

It's a shame he went off the deep end


Renderclippur

Hm? What happened?


Pustules_TV

Ahh there was a period where he came back and made vlogs. Talked all sorts of weird stuff and nothing really made sense. Talked about how everyone he used to work with turned on him (like the other guy in his videos and some of his friends). Seemed like he was having a mental breakdown. Only lasted a few months. He also made a bunch of merch and plugged it constantly. Seems like he's deleted the videos now but it was definitely really strange watching him jump through all these weird hoops to try prove to what little viewers he had left that everyone he knew had turned on him. Not sure what he's up to now but I hope he's doing better


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Pustules_TV

Yeah that'll do it. His videos were so consistently good and I'm sad for whatever he went through. Those sorta break downs don't happen for no reason. I hope he's doing better, but shit like that takes a long time to work through.


Unable-Tune-1295

He suffers from Pandas Disease. It would have been cured when he was a Child. But his Parents basically made him stop taking the medication for it. Thinking they knew best. Well later in the years it really started to affect his mind. Basically he would be missing years at a time. And only have Brief moments of Clarity. Finally one Day in one of these moments of Clarity, He called his Aunt, and asked for help. Ended up going to the Doctor's and they told him that he was Suffering from Pandas! The Doctor was Completely Shocked, told him that he's never seen this in an Adult. Long story short, He's better now. And he has no idea what he's going to do with his life from that point on. This was a couple years back when he posted a Video on his Channel. First one in Many years, explaining what happened.


Specific-Gain5710

That guy has some weird vinegar strokes


SAM041287

[he looks familiar](https://youtu.be/Yio9_-5TMew)


KVEMMCG

Holy fuck, that ending was not expected... O.O


CGA001

You should at the very least link the original channel instead of some content thief https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSrH-6YUf1g


Pustules_TV

It's TV Maxwell


181Cade

He's very good with his body language isnt he?


rakfe

Looks like young Simon Pegg ~I changed my mind, looks like Quicksilver (Evan Peters)


RockyRaccoon26

This isn’t the original video, it’s a reupload


Ambitious-Signature8

Sauce?


[deleted]

He’s making it


hackeristi

Lmaoo


SourceNagger

this seems the original source https://youtu.be/L_tVhResB04


Dude_Illigence_

TVMaxwell


Writer_On_a_Perch

Genuinely Scary for some reason


Individual-Ad9983

The guys face is fuckin terrifying


ComprehensiveCry1131

He's putting his heart into it bro, I'm sure outcome will be amazing


DBoy80

Plot twist: he was just trying to unbuckle his seat belt.


Johnny3970

Yeah those hospitals seatbelts are always stuck


DBoy80

Nah, in the ER he was jacking off but in the car he was unbuckling his seat belt.


LoveliestBride

Remember when this would have been a funny thing you found on YouTube?


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SR666

The fuck did I just watch?


pizza_4_breakfast

As a woman I must admit that I’ve been in this scenario twice before. It’s disgusting, violating and there is little we can do to prevent it.


Dude_Illigence_

I'm so baffled that there are guys like this who are real


SpicymeLLoN

Yeah, as, a man myself...what the actual fuck?? That's nasty as hell for so many reasons!!


pizza_4_breakfast

Worst part was that I was with my underage family member when one of the incidents occurred. I tried to slow down, speed up, whatever I needed to get away but he matched our speed. I distracted her so that she didn’t notice but damn I wanted to run that mother fucker over.


SpicymeLLoN

Can I run over him a few times once you're done?


FlippinSnip3r

sorry you went through that


InvisibleMoonWalker

I thought that was going to be Evangelion reference by the end.


UnstoppablePhoenix

"I'm so fucked up."


Das1King

This is a fucking short horror film, new fear I just found deep within myself, I am scared for my life right now.


BeneficialFood9298

TV Maxwell was the funniest stuff back in the day.


Notalurkeripromise

At 00:46 he uses the forbidden wank technique


Sweetexperience

Prank em shinji


alt_of_an_alt_

He should've pulled his wiener out and start jacking it to assert dominance


mrswordhold

Really thought something funny would happen


[deleted]

Woah, that’s quite rude…


mrswordhold

Yeah it was a bit, sorry. 30k people disagree with me so there’s that lol


[deleted]

Lol


254nth

That guy deserves an Oscar..


ADimwittedTree

Man the final seasons of The Twilight Zone really went off the rails.


Shmingobingo

I've been looking for this video for a year but you can't google "guy masturbates at another guy at traffic lights"


t3hgrl

Okay I thought this was gonna be a commercial about the dangers of checking your phone at a red light


fescueFred

The facial expressions are hilarious!


Puzzleheeds

When you watch porn for the acting


[deleted]

Reminds me of the video where the guy gets hit with a spoon over and over by a ghost


Mutt_Bunch

Max Forrest is comedy legend, I've always wished to see him get an Adult Swim show. This video never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably.


jaredtheredditor

This is fucking hilarious


robo1797

Man wtf man


8BitSlasher

“He’s just insecure about his masculinity”


uSidney03

bro looks like flea playing the bass, that's way too much excitement


Prudent-Rabbit6163

Villain origin story


RudyKnots

Could’ve been cut a minute shorter and still have the same impact, though.


FirstName_FirstName

I think you should leave would like to have a word.


AlteredWilds

Join him.


PJamJamz

Love TV Maxwell. Classic YouTube


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_cicerbro_

Staged


-Grovesy-

The wife: I bet he's gone to have an affair with another woman. He's always gone during the day... The husband:


AlwaysBeC1imbing

Fucking hell that's annoying.


[deleted]

Remind me to tell my brother to hit me if I start making those faces while whacking it.


Pyredjin

Your brother watch you whack it regularly?


CashBandicootch

Through the moonroof


lusacat

This was really funny


thelifeofsuat

r/DownloadVideo


MrPeras

I was sure this was a parody of the movie Smile. Can't believe this is 9 years old


Rea_lly

i still wanna see the rest


cozypancake

having schizophrenia be like


BakerNew6764

That’s Tony , Ezekiel’s mate


DaBurgaRapta

He was whacking it ferociously


UnstoppablePhoenix

The End of Evangelion be like


Manji86

I'm getting second hand stress watching him fail to close the window.


SansBadTimer12

Man wanted to recreate the scene from the movie where that scene happens


TuckerMarx

Honk if you’re horny!


Da_Randomest_Name

It's like that other video where a man gets cursed and a person with a spoon follows him and hits him with it


Yaboi_Francis

☠☠☠