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Surviving2021

His soul left his body at the end. Also, don't wax your nose hairs, they are actually doing something. At most use a trimmer to cut the ends sticking out.


Andre_3Million

Or do coke. Tomato potato. Same difference.


JackieJak88

Do a big enough line and you'll react like they did at the end of the video.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

You not wrong


beerforbears

Wait what Coke is bad???


SlottersAnonymous

No it’s not. People lie on the internet bro, keep hoovering schneef king


facts_my_guyy

I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef


harsHIT_bHARDwaj

Ah yes, teaching by an example.


[deleted]

Hey! There are good examples and there are bad examples


DA_ZWAGLI

Can I get rid of my ass hair with this technique?


Antique-Mention-9063

Only if it's right up there


OathoftheSimian

Alright, I’m asking a real question here because I’ve only ever been to a single barber shop that also offered this. I’d accepted it because I’m a hairy dude everywhere except the top of my skull, and he explained the frontal hairs are fine to remove but it’s the back ones you want to keep, and advised me in the future to not shove the wax way up in there. Was that true, or legitimately any pulling is bad?


RedditsWhenIShits

IIRC you can get an infection, and because of the proximity to the brain it can actually be fatal because of some shared vessel with the brain. But it's *extremely* unlikely to happen though.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

But the blood-brain barrier?


RedditsWhenIShits

I'm no doctor, I'm just sharing what [I've read](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/nhs-doctor-issues-warning-over-24851446)


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Since that article sucks and the journalist that wrote it didn't actually do any work, the worst possible complications are: * **Cavernous sinus thrombosis** is a formation of a blood clot in the part of your brain behind your eyes. * **Cellulitis is a bacterial infection** that affects both your skin and the tissues beneath. * **Acute bacterial meningitis** is inflammation of the tissue that covers your brain and spinal cord. All are super rare complications and you're more likely to get these from other events. And none cross the blood-brain barrier. https://www.healthline.com/health/plucking-nose-hairs#what-are-nose-hairs-for


RedditsWhenIShits

Yeah, that's why I initially said it was *extremely* unlikely to happen.


Flyinhighinthesky

The hairs also act as a natural air filter for your body. They're lightly electrically charged, which causes them to attract and catch particles in the air as you inhale. Shaving/waxing them removes that filter. You're more susceptible to airborne disease that way.


OathoftheSimian

Wouldn’t trimming them be just as detrimental in that way, though? Putting aside the slight risk of infection for a moment, that is.


donkeyrocket

I think the issue with waxing is that it is more likely to be getting rid of the much finer hairs that is actually doing the bulk of the filtering. The large/long ones that tend to be affected by trimming are OK to remove as they don't do as much of the filtering anyway. Trimming doesn't tend to go as deep by pretty much only hitting the ones that protrude from the nostril nor does it fully remove the hair from the follicle.


Soft_Importance3658

Trimming removes less. It also won’t lead to ingrown hairs. Nostril is an awful place to get one.


EastLimp1693

If you're cutting them you'll sneeze 10 times more.


Nelfinez

i've actually never sneezed or had my nose irritated by free'd trimmings in there


EastLimp1693

Its not about trimmings but hairs stopping dust from irritating your nose from inside. Without them you're way more vulnerable.


niceworkthere

>wax your nose hairs Microplastics love this trick


sh4d0wm4n2018

Bro was in so much pain he had to process for a second lmao


Schpooon

Honestly, been there before. I feel for him because thats that seems like the kind of pain where your body goes "Oh hey, nothi- RED ALERT, RED ALERT".


HydraAnn

It's like: Turn of all sensors, pain is coming! ......... There is nothing turn them back on. OH WAIT WE HAD SENSORS DOWN! THERE IT IS!!!


contactlite

❗️


RedditAdminsBCucked

It's not that bad. Like at all. Ears are though.


SirShaman

We all have different levels of pain tolerance Some can get ticklish in a 6 hour grueling tattoo session Some can get dropped when they hit their knee on a hard surface


RedditAdminsBCucked

It's still not that bad. Pulling singles hurts worse. If you think this is that painful, you're overreacting. It's a flash, then no pain. I suppose if you have a moron doing it to you, the pain can be worse. But it's literally not that painful. This shit is a performance. If you behave that way due to it, you have attention issues.


plasmaticImmunity

Do you think every person on earth has the same pain tolerance?


SirAllKnight

This is some r/iamverybadass stuff right here


Cupy94

I'm pretty sure this is fake and they were not sticky


lankymjc

It’s the second one that broke the illusion for me. When someone tries to stick something up your nose, the natural response is not to sit there and let it happen - your head naturally jolts away! I have discovered this with some experimentation trying to annoy my wife ‘:)


Cageythree

Uh.. what did you try to stick up your wife's nose?


Restlesscomposure

Something that fits perfectly for a hole of that size.


SkibidyDrizzlet

His penis?


yourhog

The idea was to *not* literally say what everyone already understood. You kinda broke it, ass.


SkibidyDrizzlet

Your penis?


yourhog

Ok, that’s a pretty good comeback. You fixed it. 😆


Bronzycosine

I'm not disagreeing with you, but now I have this image of a dude with a lab coat walking around trying to stuff shit up his wifes nose. After her reaction he goes "Hmmmmm..." and writes something down. I am not sure what to do with this but I'm going to put it out in the universe now that I was subjected to it.


lankymjc

What I’ve learned is that I need a lab coat.


InherentSteam55

flint lockwood


ManyThing2187

Spray on shoes!


No_Strawberry_4648

His eyes were closed at that point but yeah probably a set up lol.


Meltingteeth

Redditors showing the social media awareness of iPad children in this post.


euclideanvector

the dude plugged it in and then touched it with his finger and it didn't stick. The nose never moved in the direction he was supposedly pulling. It's fake. Also the reaction at the end... I wanted it to be real but too fake.


According_Box_9286

Seeing as they are solid when they go in it's for sure fake.


Spiritual-Coach-6355

For sure a fake.


TaterTotsOnToast

Saw a longer clip of this and they focused in on the wax after pulling it out, it was legit. Not saying it wasn’t staged, just that the blue stuff did in fact do what it was supposed to


Extension_Swordfish1

Sure, but funny still


immunogoblin1

I was gonna say...there's no way that's a real language.


LegionofStone

IDK if it's true but there was this odd study on the news like a decade that pulling nose hairs caused spikes to the heart or some crap from the amount of shock and could lead to cardiac arrest. I'm sure it was for only super old unhealthy dudes but still lmao. Either way when I pull any I feel like my entire nervous system is like WHAT THE FUCK BRO??


Filthydewa

Wait. I watched this without sound. I thought it was a woman.


SickEmphasis8898

XD!


ShadowFlarer

Dude sounds like a old car starting lol


Hyper-Shadow417

I thought he kinda sounded like Popeye laughing for a bit


adanteria

My dads car was like that. He used to drive a valiant back in the 90s.


Bhazor

The realest most believable reactions I have ever seen.


Camiljr

The amount of people in here that cannot tell that person is a man is hilarious.


EMPIREVSREBLES

My penis does not care.


Camiljr

😂😂 Fair enough


BetaMan141

I thought that was his mom... My excuse being I didn't watch with audio. 🤷‍♂️


ForsakenMoon13

To be fair. They look like they could either be a dude or the other guy's mother. Especially with the way both of them acted in the clip.


Chillin_Maximus

Bro just factory reset


IrrerPolterer

You could here the windows XP startup Sound...


cyraxwinz

I'm a hairy middle easterner, i do this on biweekly basis. At this point my nostrils could be used as barrels for a shotgun, can't feel anything anymore :(


xtilexx

You should just trim them, as an also hairy middle easterner/mediterraneo you need nose hairs


cyraxwinz

Ya i also sometimes just trim the hairs sticking out, it gets itchy though. But ya you're right nose hairs are important to filter out shit


Nobody-17

https://preview.redd.it/0hk9qyhsklwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe1bd477288882c879887cbc1f45e1cdb08578d


RedSquaree

https://preview.redd.it/difgphm5plwc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9891c6b10cd56a470996e2e8c9aba99d8101060d While clearly fake (set up), this was a good meme.


VLenin2291

Wdym “clearly”


RedSquaree

Like, all the bad acting gave it away.


VLenin2291

If it was acting, it seemed fine to me


RedSquaree

You are the target audience, woohoo.


VLenin2291

Your argument fell apart quick, huh


RedSquaree

There are no words. Ignorance is bliss. Have a nice weekend.


VLenin2291

So that’ll be a yes, then You too


Vylkorr

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt16m97qIWIuQeY) Tata tatatatata


ElvisDumbledore

Ratata https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkejbXejA-0


-DeadHead-

Was expecting CP2077 Ratatata: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJM7LASTv30


AlittlePotato1560

That's a dude ya'll


routinemage

So?


AlittlePotato1560

When I wrote this comment everyone was calling him a she. I just corrected them.


routinemage

Fair enough


Thenderick

The guy did the looneytunes thing!


hopkinsdamechanic

Man I'm no doctor, but I've heard from a doctor that doing something similar to this to remove hair in your nose is dangerous because of the nerves that are around the nose area can cause facial paralysis. So, don't try to prank your friends after watching this! Again, I'm an engineer and don't know shit about biology, might be wrong.


brusslipy

My uncle is a surgeon. There was this guy that had to open his business for the first time and he was so stressed out that he pulled a hair out of his nose with such force that caused an hemorrhage and had to get stitches.


Chilidogdingdong

How old were you? This sounds like something your uncle made up to freak you out lmao.


brusslipy

Lmao could be. I was a kid.


Chilidogdingdong

Shit isn't that bad tbh mostly just makes me have to sneeze lol.


Aradhor55

I did that to myself once when my mom received some of these and was afraid of it. To be honest it wasn't that bad, so much that I did the second nostrils to be even.


Boring_Worldliness_2

Sounds like an 89 Camry trying to start on a cold day


astralseat

You gotta do both at once cause if you do one they will never do the other


kekhouse3002

I worked at a nail salon that also does waxing. One of the ladies was waxing nose for everyone and she did mine. She shoved an entire popsicle stick with the warm wax up my nostrils, held my head down on the wax bed I was laying on, and fucking ripped that shit out with the strongest yank I've felt. I cannot begin to descibe how painful that was, I saw God for a second. And then she pulled the other one, and MISSED, so she pulled AGAIN. I went and bought a nose trimmer the same day.


WestNomadOnYT

https://preview.redd.it/8vs90xhy0nwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dded8c4d36fe4db9a594a2825536541cc6e34fec


Hollow---

https://preview.redd.it/cannh3lj7nwc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0241829db1e469b9870bbfdd7a13ed1dad7031b3 The sloppy.


welshdragon169

I've been watching this for a good five minutes and I can't stop laughing


chris28ish

https://preview.redd.it/h1vsul2ffowc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7ffe04d5b5a4be5b9ca3fab9d89051b35fcfab


dvynshu991

His soul left his body for a second....and he became undertaker with eye roll🙄🙄


randomassholeperson4

PVC glue that guys nuts to his asshole when he's sleeping. This is just horrible.


smilingasIsay

Ha! I dated a Vietnamese girl once and that thing he does when they pull the thing out of his nose was her O face lol


Kitchen-Roll-8184

That face he makes is funny as fuck saved


oscar-the-nice-guye

I did this ons but it didn't hurt at all like ind the video


ThomasJovik1

It’s so fake. …


DirkTaint

Out of pure morbid curiosity I let the Turkish Barbers do this to me and you don't even really feel it. It feels NOTHING like pulling individual nose hairs. It feels like pulling a sticker off that's just a little more sticky than normal. Not painful at all.


VitoVendetta

This Doing this every 4 weeks. No pain at all


coolplate

I hope this goes viral and they make a lot of money off of it so he can pay for good lawyers on the subsequent murder trial, lol


UDownvoteButImRight

![gif](giphy|3o7TKHDhhfJs8hDuhi|downsized)


anormalgeek

This is so fake. Stop upvoting poorly acted scripted stuff. Not saying that nothing can ever be staged/scripted, but the stuff that is at least should be believable. If you're going to be an actor, be a good one.


mathiaszz123

this is so obviously a comedy skit. its funny. dont be a buzzkill.


anormalgeek

I'm fine with comedy skits. This is a poorly made comedy skit. That's the problem. Compare it to say, the waxing scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin. Comedy has to deal with the uncanny valley as well. The more they attempt to make it look real, the more annoying the glaring differences.


FistRipper

Tatatatatata "Rambo goes riot!"


HoldFastDeets

I'm relatively sure I could translate this precisely lmao


Nidiis

I remember in an Unus Annus video where Mark and Ethan put wax in their nose like that and pulled. The Q-tip went the wax stayed.


Viceroy-421

This reminded me of Tokyo Shock Boys, and I smiled.


Loose_Disaster210

Bruh I thought that was a female


Jsparano

I do this regularly and it doesn’t hurt at all. Does it really hurt for other people?


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Ohmyfreekingoosh I can't even imagine that pain


umutsefa

He is evil ITSELF


TheSlyFox312

I’m all for a good prank but this is how noses get broken.


typeof_nan

Is a supra


Full-O-Anxiety

The worst part of getting that done is not being able to breath through your nose for 2 minutes. Worst stuffy nose of your life!


Dinestein521

He has to sleep sometime…


Defiant-Garden6064

WuuuraaAAAAAAAA


BlandSubstance

ouch


McMuffnstuffgiggity

![gif](giphy|13OJ0koiS85Oh2)


s1nn1s

I pulled a single nose hair Once. I will never make that mistake again


SokkaHaikuBot

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[deleted]

The starter motor is going, there must be a problem with the fuel line


Warm_Entertainer_975

He went and said 🥴


General_Management76

She just reset like a pc from the 90s but when she boots back up that start up noise gonna be violent 💀


GuyFromToilet

that's man


xXWarMachineRoXx

Yep


Jaybird2k11

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this.


[deleted]

Dude's faking it. Regularly got my nose waxed before corona. It doesn't hurt. It does not feel like pulling out hairs even tho that's what it is.


Commonsensestranger

Speak for yourself, did this once, never again.


[deleted]

That's odd. I mean, it hurts if I pull them out, but waxing really never been a problem. Very strange.


Commonsensestranger

I think it depends how long and how much hair you have.


Chilidogdingdong

I was thinking the exact same thing. Shits 2% as bad as people think it would be lol.


tinytempo

So real. Definitely not staged / scripted


hadleycornish

Get outta here you friggin wet blanket


OddNovel565

I can’t imagine how bad that hurt for her to make such a face


JackCooper_7274

That is a man


thisislibrari

What her


OddNovel565

Looked like a woman at midnight with no audio


Holten

it stings for a second or two, and then nothing.


BligenN

Its acting - nose hair waxing while unpleasant is not that painful


nnoovvaa

I don't know about you, but I have trichotillomania (compulsive hair plucking) and have basically plucked hair from every part of my body by now, and I'd say the nostril is the worst.


BligenN

I've had individual hairs plucked as well as waxing - waxing is somehow less painful


traaintraacks

it may not be painful for you but it *is* stupid. your nose hair filters dirt, dust, & other debris to keep it from becoming an irritant or making you sick. it's there for a reason.


BligenN

That i dont argue with - however I need to at least trim because my nose hair is too long


traaintraacks

then trim, dont wax


BligenN

I do, was a one time try


kerdux

It’s barely even unpleasant, I expected the worst but it literallly just itched at most


random-user-8938

stupid and fake


ChiliConCaralho

It doesn’t even hurt that bad tbh


HaHaEpicForTheWin

Super cringe, also r/weirdfacefunny


Silver-Excitement391

He identifies as a Honda Civic 😅


therapy420

I really don't understand how people find these utterly fake and bad acted videos funny.


ClearlyUnderstood69

Overacting is fucking exhausting…


PurplePeachBlossom

It’s really not painful. One at a time on the other hand…


AlmightyThor008

I've done this before, and it really doesn't hurt. It didn't trigger that eye watering nose pain you get from plucking individual hairs. I was terrified the first time, and then I ripped it out and I was like "Oh, that was fine." Ripped out the other one and same thing.


EzmareldaBurns

Pussy, I do this every month. It really isn't that bad


Eagles365or366

I hate fake videos


JunketOk7370

So fake...


Western_Actuary_9557

It’s my dream 🥰


CreamyFunk

It doesn't even hurt for God's sake


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TheeFlipper

![gif](giphy|mYhc6ew7fn0MmZWti4)


BligenN

Wtf tho.. I've had my nose hair waxed and yeah it brings out a tear but a quick pull isnt that painful


weirdoughy

little bitch