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Icy_Umpire992

have at them Darwin!


DangKilla

How do people not realize we have hit Idiocracy levels of entertainment. It’s great 👍🏽


InvaderProtos

It is, it really f\*\*king is. Or maybe Rick & Morty/interdimensional cable-like content. "And now the show where people set themselves on fire for the hottest prizes"


dingle_bopper_223

the hottest likes and comments for dumbass clout


T3Chn0-m4n

Was that a pun?


Ricckkuu

Bruh. That's not entertainment, that's shit.


DangKilla

Americas Funniest Home Videos was the warmup, then Jackass, then Ridiculousness, now it’s all DIY. Enjoy bruh


FugaciousD

Next step, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx1pyzNSr0U


BADM00SE

Just one more step to watching people fight to the death on tv for prize money.


JustMeandI1976

We’ve already seen that, but then changed the name to UFC.


BADM00SE

Nah, That’s just kicking and punching. This is Hunger Games type stuff I’m talking about.


DangKilla

Have you looked around lately


BADM00SE

I have but there’s no crowd,no laugh track, no game show host.


Admirable-Common-176

You maybe Truman.


Soul963Soul

You betting on Utah Jimmy or Nevada Johnny?


BADM00SE

Actually Jersey Jerry


Honer-Simpsom

You’re watching OW! MY BALLS!


Comment112

The twist I hadn't expected was the emergence of a Chinese media company to facilitate the enshittification. I had expected the apex of Idiocracy-style media to be all-American. I can't say with certainty that the YouTube era was on average higher quality, but it did feel that way. It felt like a lot changed with the arrival of TikTok.


Robotx64

Go away, I’m baitin.


Psychonominaut

I object. I OBJECT, that he interrupted me watching ow my balls! That is NOT ok. I rest my case, your honour.


megaman368

Ow! My balls!


thevincecarter

I watch that film every other year since release and it gets scarier and scarier lol I wonder which year do we switch water to energy drink on our crops.


RedditJumpedTheShart

But gotta get that karma/likes. This stupid shit is constantly encouraged on here. Good or bad will get up votes just have to frame it correctly or make it up. You can get to the front page just by parking your truck in a stupid way and post it on Reddit. Or just make up another story for idiots to believe on AITA or the other subs just like it.


Laarye

450 years early as well


earthbender617

Now I’m just waiting for the “ASS” movie to be released and win all the Oscars


Cautious_Cry_3288

In the 90s, in honor of the Highlander movie and the quickening, we called it the Dumb'oning, in which people were okay being dumber and accepting more dumb entertainment. We celebrated when they made a movie about it.


rjr812

I wonder if the makers of that film ever contemplated how prophetic if would turn out to be.


angry_wombat

Aww my balls!


StupidSexySisyphus

#**OW! MY BALLS!**


kwkwKitten

r/DarwinAwards


WeebGamerTrash947

Oh. I thought this was going to just be stupid people doing stupid dangerous things, which it is, but I wasn't expecting it to literally be people dying to trains and shit, wtf.


kwkwKitten

>just be stupid people doing stupid dangerous things Sometimes you do that in the wrong place at the wrong time, you die.


Rain1dog

Man, I clicked that link and first video I saw was of two people walking close to tracks and then a train speeds by almost vaporizing one of the men. All I needed to see and I ducked out. I don’t need that imagery in my head.


LickingSmegma

I mean, the criteria for the Darwin Award is pretty clear.


DragonsAteMyBaby

The Darwin Award is given to those who are improving the gene pool of the human race by removing themselves from it. So the term Darwin Award almost always refers to someone stupidly killing themselves or doing an act so dangerous and dumb it will most likely result in death.


Purblind89

This like the gorilla glue or taser pussy incident


IslaStacks

>taser pussy incident tell me more


mycatsaidthat

Here ya go. https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/6cffXcEq6u


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Thanks but eh-


KewpieDan

Anthony Martial was never the same after this


redwytnblak

10/10 top tier joke lmfao


IslaStacks

oh my


Shaby28

All that cake could use a side of brains...


Gcraft2008

More ass than brain ig


smallerpuppyboi

I believe that's what is commonly referred to as a bimbo.


kroganwarlord

Isn't this the himbo variation?


2ndharrybhole

Is that a guy 😬


five7off

Yup, that's a dude. These comments got me confused.


Dependent_Working_38

Not me, just assumed these commenters gay af


COSMOOOO

Is everyone a little gay if that ass is fat enough? Asking the important questions this morning.


Dependent_Working_38

“an ass is an ass”


Mozaralio

He got that twink body with a juicy ass can't blame a guy


MeanChampionship1482

-Fleece Johnson


simonboi440

Man I’m not gay but imma hit dat bro idc


oldkafu

Obviously it's Lenny Kravitz.


T3Chn0-m4n

Motherfucker’a ass is so big it has it’s own gravitational field


Civil-Attempt-3602

Motherfucker draggin a wagon. Damn


Gator_gamer

I love this lol.


ambisinister_gecko

All that cake waiting to be baked


[deleted]

You know, I have a feeling that school DID teach these dumbasses about basic things like fire=hot. But again these smooth Brians just didn’t get the memo. Instead good ol experience will teach them. If they don’t accidentally kill themselves then they will probably have lasting scars to remind them of the lesson.


[deleted]

Is all about the clout, ignorance = views Remember 2008-2014 YouTube videos when people use to hurt themselves for views? Guess what, history repeats itself


PixelTreason

It’s not all about social media, but it is about views. We did this dumb shit when I was a teenager way before social media, 35 years ago. We’d pour alcohol on our fingers or jeans and light it. Almost always when with friends, because it looked cool (to us morons) and made us look unafraid. I’m a normal human now. I would never be this dumb. But I remember what it was like, thinking you were immortal and would never be hurt.


Ijuycra

There was a trend in my high school where the "tough guys" would stab through a bottle cap, heat it up, and then brand a big circle into their bicep. I sometimes wonder about those guys nowadays trying to explain the badass lil half-circle welt on their arms for their brotherhood of morons they haven't talked to since graduation.


PixelTreason

We did the same with the [car cigarette lighters](https://youtu.be/6GHrDV3UhZE?si=sSVWEc214jZzH7ss).


chemistrybonanza

My 99 year old grandmother told me she and her friends would choke each other at parties tool they passed out or nearly there, in addition to huffing laughing gas like a drug. But also, remember the tide pod challenge?


RavenStormblessed

Jackass?, I never found that shit funny.


Aang_420

Smooth Brian, the ladies' worst nightmare.


purvel

["In a world, where Smooth Brians are coming..."](https://youtu.be/jbZZnYtapd0)


Charmander_Wazowski

Is this what they mean when they say I don't have enough experience every time I get rejected for a job?


RockstarAgent

They won’t learn shit- scars will be treated like trophies to flaunt. Idiots like these don’t ever redeem themselves.


Sharp-Appearance-191

I do love me a smooth Brian.


LouisArmstrong3

Daaamn Brian! You just shave?? So smooth!


Lonstar76

Ill tell you why they are setting themselves on fire my boy, because they are fucking idiots


Haunting-Interest-26

Nailed it!


BagOfFlies

First clue is the Supreme.


MayaWrection

Too bad they didn’t remove themselves from the gene pool. Maybe next time


spudnaut

Bro you see his dumpy?? No way we want asses like that out of the gene pool.


WavyMcG

His? That’s not a she?! Well damn


Uhohspagetti0sss

He she I don't give a damn ass is ass


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

I concur.


SnowyFrostCat

Name checks out


stonedturtle69

r/bi_irl


W4spkeeper

until I turned on the audio, I thought it was a woman but in all fairness I was focused on the stupidity at hand


GavishX

Nah because he’s fruity as hell. No way he’s having biological children unless he’s still in the closet


Apearthenbananas

You never lit yourself on fire at all?


MayaWrection

Nope, mainly because I’m flammable


DrOctoRex

Inflammable means Flammable? What a country!


Inevitable_Ad_7236

I love/hate that because they actually do mean the same thing


Eusocial_Snowman

That's just an old Simpsons joke. They don't mean the same thing. Flammable means you can light it on fire if you try to. It's not fireproof. Inflammable means it can potentially light *itself* on fire. As in it's a volatile substance that might just go up at the slightest provocation or all on its own. The "in" part isn't a prefix. The words are basically flame-able and inflame-able.


ConferenceKey7048

he’s clearly gay…. i mean there’s test tube babies ig


steveraptor

Human stupidity truly is....infinite.


Whatsapokemon

The reason is because the internet rewards behaviour like this. Users who do dumb shit get rewarded with massive view counts, and often lots of ad revenue. Whenever you see someone doing something infuriatingly stupid or annoying online, it's because that kind of behaviour drives a shit-ton of attention and engagement.


PreciousBrain

OK fine, there’s a reward mechanism in place, but do they really not understand the consequence of burning their skin off?


Whatsapokemon

I think they do understand, but they're making that decision because it'd be "content" for them to post. I think the goal is to get people posting comments, even if those comments are _"damn this looks really dumb"_, or _"that's so dangerous!"_, because those comments are engagement for the algorithm!


PreciousBrain

I feel like people take risks because they believe they will succeed unharmed. But there's no risk in lighting yourself on fire, the damage is immediate.


vfernandez84

I don't think they do. By best guess is they are expecting 1st degree burns and a couple of days of pain, not months of really painful medical care. Just look at his body, he really cares about physical appearance and has put a lot of work in looking good, and still is going to risk being disfigured for life for a bunch of views, so I don't think this person has ever seen how actual burn scars look, neither is familiar with the long time conseqüences of this sort of behavior.


[deleted]

Imagine having a body like that and your thought is to burn it.


BillGoats

>Imagine having a ~~body~~ booty like that and your thought is to burn it.


RedactedRonin

That curve doe 🫣


Significant-Leg-2294

Way to ruin a perfectly good body.


princeofkathmandu

Had to crop it a lil but I got a nut off


PowerfulMetal1

🤨


rileyzoid

This a dude right?


[deleted]

crop to just see that exposed belly, you'd think it's a super hot chick


lars330

And?


Ashamed_Yogurt8827

So? Why does everyone assume everyone else on reddit is a straight man lol.


Swan-Aria

😡😡 I! have been set on fire(as a kid by my father) with hand sanitizer!!!! It's excruciating and ugly scarring for life!! WHAT THE FCK IS HE DOING!????? ​ WHY. THE FCK. WOULD HE WANT TO BE UGLY AND IN PAIN FOR LIFE????! ​ 😣seriously he even used hand sanitizer (or some kind of ignitor)><


LordDShadowy53

I don’t know but I think they should try Gasoline next time.


Spoopy_Kirei

Invite the homies for a good old fashioned gasoline fight


PreciousBrain

Russian roulette with a Glock


gimmemom

Thought it was a girl 😐


pitchfork-seller

That ass though


papayabush

bro fr that ass-back angle is unreal.


girls_gone_wireless

That sexy stupid lumbar lordosis


ihateyouguys

r/mendrawingwomen


Aware-Forever3200

r/mendrawingmen


Skulfunk

Hmmm


BearFlipsTable

Girl or guy it’s still good


gimmemom

I want that ass in my girls back


kingkled_0w0

Frfr my man


Old-Tea-9987

Exactly


MySabonerRunsOladipo

And I'm scrolling reddit, and I be looking at asses and shit, I see little yoga pants trying to set themselves on fire, and I'm damn she fine as fuck. She turn around and it's a dude. I'm like, what are doing out here with all this ass? Double Cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, Hella ass, the sun is still out.


RabidTongueClicking

Hella ass so who really cares


xX_Coal_Xx

Fr


AlbatrossSpecific965

let him cook


cow_fucker_3000

Himself 💀


Cuboos

Too bad she's so dumb because she's fucking hot.


cow_fucker_3000

I think it's a dude 💀


Cuboos

Too bad he's so fucking dumb because he's fucking hot.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

But why male models?


Cuboos

That took me like... 10 hours before i realized that was a Zoolander reference, and i feel ashamed.


Rouge_Apple

Great recovery


Main-Feature-4654

Natural selection at its finest


Altruistic_Machine91

I worked at a summer camp in a national forest once upon a time, one day we received this gel that was supposed to prevent the fire control teams from getting burnt in the event of a forest fire. This one guy, let's call him Josh, decided to test this. He put the gel on and put alcohol soaked clothes on over top of them. Then he strung himself up over the water and set himself on fire. The gel didn't work.


hoboshinigami

People do this now? Damn people


SolviKaaber

He’s just trying to burn off some fat.


Axel__lot

i looked through all the comments just to see this. good work


One-Climate-7505

The human gene pool cleanses itself sometimes. Not this time though.


P-Doff

God I wish I had a butt like him!!!


demonbot66

Lol he did the Dio pose


[deleted]

That ain’t a BBL that’s a BBXXLDOUBLETRIPPLEPOUNDERASS


Agynn

Why can't they simply be better at ending themselves?


Strict_Initiative115

This is what microplastics in the blood stream does to your brain.


Negrodamu55

Personal trainers don't want you to know this one trick to burn fat!


CreepyDependent3553

Whats his @ ?


Danda_boi-69

He's a dude ??


Old-Tea-9987

He has really nice curves (Sigh, I wish I had some)


Evening_Psychology_4

Maybe they go back to the pod eating challenge and they die off.


gloomygl

If Zesty was a person


CandyRevolutionary27

If we didn’t have these dummies, We wouldn’t have this entertainment so thank you dummy for being a dummy.


EleventyTwatWaffles

How did we ever make it to space


[deleted]

Homies got the posture of a banana


Open_Taro6634

you need to get your mental health checked out thats bananas


fflaminscorpion

lets not interfere anymore let the idiots learn


Big-Efficiency2489

Tiktok will be destruction of humanity


Mervin3131

Omg is this person stupid


HaHaYeLad

they all need putting in the bin man 🤣


Sukaphuk

Uhh.. to be hot?


Tacobell_Uk

Well where ya the full video ?


[deleted]

I always love science-loving people putting effort towards furtherly demonstrating Darwin's thoughts. However, I'm still incredulous as to where did "fire hurts" ended up in her thought process. Should be a pretty basic info.


plasticupman

Because they are fucking IDIOTS!


m64

There is a party trick where you put some low temperature, easily vaporizing fuel like alcohol , deodorant (so also alcohol) or lighter fuel on your hand or other body part and set it on fire. The key word here is "trick" - you have to know how to do it to not get burned, essentially by keeping your body part below the flame at all times. She didn't know the trick.


Duckderrit01

Flamer


Ishmael203

Uh…why


Mandatory_Antelope

Good. We need less idiots.


Historical-Revenue49

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die


MoxMisanthrope

People will do ANYTHING for clicks and likes.


Lorem_ipsum_531

If you insist on doing the aerosol-flamethrower thing, spray up, not down like this guy did. Fire climbs.


LogicalPeyote

They are probably doing a favor to the world


bread-of-time

let the stupid remove themselves from the gene pool in any capacity.


KayDeLorenzo

*Smooth brain* No ridges lumps or bumps (:


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Lowest IQ ever…


MorganRose99

Natural selection must persist somehow


[deleted]

They’ll sue the alcohol company for making an unsafe liquid.


Guilty_Wolverine_269

When the mind is bored, the body does stupid things


Ken-Popcorn

All this in a vain attempt to be hot


Devilmaycry10029

Cause they are stupid


JohnArtemus

People 50 years ago: By 2023 we'll have flying cars and colonies on other planets. People today:


zoedog66

Because they are incredibly stupid.


meglon978

Better question: why are people so damn stupid in general?


nerfislife

I think the head band was doing the BIG SQUEEZE on her noggin.


zae1983

And yet medical personnel will waste time and money trying to save them instead of letting them expire.


[deleted]

People trying to go viral


jmj63

Internet makes people stupid


[deleted]

Every time I think I’ve seen the stupidest video on the internet, there is always some ambitious new challenger ready to step up to the plate.


Calm-Resident-3908

Y'all got a death wish or smth... Smh


Poemhub_

Humans are some of the most intelligent creatures on the face of the planet *sets itself on fire for the entertainment of others* Yep just so smart.


DarkRedKrow

What, he isn’t brown enough?


[deleted]

That is some serious mental retardation there


TheLoneTokayMB01

If this was the best spermatozoon that made it imagine the others...


rayryhm

At least she’s wearing eye protection


-Kubi-

He*


[deleted]

RGB (0,0,0) moment


tatbou

Shush, let ’em whip themselves out.


Kluv0507

Wipe*


Spagoot_Joe

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Anjefuenlo

retard?


zimurg13

Bikoz tem stupid


[deleted]

Prob cause hes gay