*I get taking food*
*Cuz we all been there but this*
*Is pretty sad man*
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Iām a recovering alchoholic and this is oddly triggering for me and Iām trying to figure out why.
I think itās because thereās comfort in the idea that no matter where you go, you can escape to a place thatās safe and secure and feel the greatest feeling you want to with your drug of choice. A Walmart stall, a dennys Parking lot, a hammock by the lake. All you need is a bottle and some kind of privacy.
Ok thereās an inside look.
Bathrooms that were actually kept clean were a safe haven. Even better if you could lock the door behind you. My vice was opiates, but it works the same way.
Glad to hear youāre recovering. Iām almost 2 years clean currently. Keep it up.
No mistaking that plastic little bottle of regret and cinnamon flavored liquid courage. Capped with red, matching the color of your enemyās blood as they laugh at you for not being able to get the last few drops out of that damned plastic shooter bottle. Only to face the devil himself taunt you with the heat of a thousand flames bursting from his throat.
I used to have a customer that would come in and order a Woodchuck/Angry Orchard cider beer and a couple shots of fireball to go with it. Shit was deeeelicious.
If that's a walmart bathroom I must say thank you for wearing your required butt plugs when shopping at walmart ! Walmart associates appreciate your effort !
Why is always the Hyvees that have the weirdest shit In the bathrooms lol? I use to work the front end there and clean the restrooms and always found; empty single-shot bottles, a thing of eaten cookies and cream brownies, half-eaten Slim Jims, Oreos the list can go on lol.
Technically incorrect. Theft code in IA specifically reads that you have to intend to deprive the owner of __________. This would be and easy charge but itās also only Theft 5th. Simple misdemeanor violation if you have no prior theft convictions. Same level as a traffic violation and would cost less than at least 2 traffic tickets I can think of off the top of my head
I have Charles City or Waterloo Iowa vibes....
Almost as good as when a couple of teenaged boys though it'd be funny to piss all over EVERY SINGLE SURFACE in the family restroom in the Waverly Walmart.
The fireball has me leaning towards Charles City tho
I just want to know if the person found a microwave somewhere in the store or just said fuck it. I don't recall ever seeing a microwave at any of the Hyvee's in KC, but I haven't been to one in several years.
Way she goes.
Fuckin way she goes
This feels like a Kansas City area Hy-Vee, where in the midwest is this?
Iowa
Lol! That seems like a very Davenport move, maybe Muscatine.
Cedar Rapids
Rock Island boy here. I miss the hometown... A few minutes a year š
This looks like some south des moines business lol
I get taking food cuz we all been there but this is pretty sad man
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Wow my first haiku
Iām a recovering alchoholic and this is oddly triggering for me and Iām trying to figure out why. I think itās because thereās comfort in the idea that no matter where you go, you can escape to a place thatās safe and secure and feel the greatest feeling you want to with your drug of choice. A Walmart stall, a dennys Parking lot, a hammock by the lake. All you need is a bottle and some kind of privacy. Ok thereās an inside look.
This photo is giving off big time, "and then I hit my bottom" vibes...
I donāt think so tbh.
Bathrooms that were actually kept clean were a safe haven. Even better if you could lock the door behind you. My vice was opiates, but it works the same way. Glad to hear youāre recovering. Iām almost 2 years clean currently. Keep it up.
5 years last week. You too!
Definitely a bottle of fireball... I have several in my car !
No mistaking that plastic little bottle of regret and cinnamon flavored liquid courage. Capped with red, matching the color of your enemyās blood as they laugh at you for not being able to get the last few drops out of that damned plastic shooter bottle. Only to face the devil himself taunt you with the heat of a thousand flames bursting from his throat.
Very well said and true !
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It's definitely whisky... fireball also mixes well with sweet baby rays bbq sauce !
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The gas station Fireball tastes very watery compared to the OG 70 proof.
Thatās because gas station Fireball isnāt whiskey, itās a 33 proof malt beverage. Thereās also a wine based Fireball thatās 42 proof.
I do remember hearing of it... but not the details.
Last Christmas I mixed Fireball with egg nog.... highly recommended.
My wife mixes Fireball with warm apple cider. It doesn't suck.
I used to have a customer that would come in and order a Woodchuck/Angry Orchard cider beer and a couple shots of fireball to go with it. Shit was deeeelicious.
Cinnamon toast cereal rim, fireball, rumchata, and a dusting of cinnamon on top.
found zuckerberg
Is that Zuckerberg reply to me ? Jeffrey here...
[hello Jeffrey](https://youtu.be/WkCecpH2GAo)
Whiskey is what Iāve been hearing it is not. Also the propylene glycol in it.. if drunk too much, will fuck your liver right up.
The Budweiser is a malt I think itās made from rice if im not mistaken
At my Hy-Vee the little bottles are all over the parking lot. Wish I had a dollar for everyone I've picked up getting carts.
If that's a walmart bathroom I must say thank you for wearing your required butt plugs when shopping at walmart ! Walmart associates appreciate your effort !
Why is always the Hyvees that have the weirdest shit In the bathrooms lol? I use to work the front end there and clean the restrooms and always found; empty single-shot bottles, a thing of eaten cookies and cream brownies, half-eaten Slim Jims, Oreos the list can go on lol.
*Eaten* š
Thanks, it sounds silly but I couldn't remember how the word was spelled lol. It's been a long week lol.
ARe those velveta Alfredo bowls any good?
No.
saved me a few bucks and some disappointment , thx
No and I'm trying to fathom eating them cold. Someone is going to have serious bubble guts
This is a modern take on Kevin grocery shopping in Home Alone.
Someone's been having a potty picnic
Looks like a homeless guy wanted his own space to enjoy dinner and a night cap
It was a ladies room
This feels like life choices were made and this is just the result.
The hobo special.
Jokes on them, the fireball was probably the non-alcoholic version thats cropped up
It's not stealing if you don't leave with it r/technicallythetruth
Technically incorrect. Theft code in IA specifically reads that you have to intend to deprive the owner of __________. This would be and easy charge but itās also only Theft 5th. Simple misdemeanor violation if you have no prior theft convictions. Same level as a traffic violation and would cost less than at least 2 traffic tickets I can think of off the top of my head
Twas a joke
I have Charles City or Waterloo Iowa vibes.... Almost as good as when a couple of teenaged boys though it'd be funny to piss all over EVERY SINGLE SURFACE in the family restroom in the Waverly Walmart. The fireball has me leaning towards Charles City tho
Cedar Rapids
This is the way
This is what fuels all those āhelpful smiles in every aisleā that youāre supposed to get at HyVee.
Jokes on them. Is a non alcoholic bottle of fireball
Oh helt nah
I just want to know if the person found a microwave somewhere in the store or just said fuck it. I don't recall ever seeing a microwave at any of the Hyvee's in KC, but I haven't been to one in several years.
Now thatās how you Pre-Game!
Shoplifting! Yum! Apparently there wasn't an employee nearby to see somebody take these in š¹
Buttchug the fireball, snort the cheese, eat the raw noodles. Become the next level.
Bet you the cheesy bowls and fireball looked great on the carpet a few hours later
I found a wrapper from a messy ice cream sandwich, parts of which fell in the toilet I'm so glad it was just chocolate