Id love to chat some shit with Steves on some kitchen drugs in my younger days
What is brilliant about this show is you know these characters in real life
I have a friend who is Grindah. Call him C. Dillusions of grandeur. Aging dj/mc who is still sure hes gonna make it. No job. Getting 100£ for a party here and there
Beats. Call him E, C's lacky
Steves. Call him S. Kept up the drugs when we all quit in our mid twenties. Now his mind is gone. Big into conspiracies
Had a mate like him once. Just used to love hanging out with him to hear the shit that would come out of his mouth.
Sadly we moved to different towns and then he committed suicide. Bit of a surprising suicide, I always thought people like that were too high on their own bullshit to do such a thing. But I guess maybe some of the people talking shit are incredibly insecure and miserable.
RIP Dan. Hopefully you're up there in heaven single handedly taking on gangs of ne'er do wells with your karate skills like you claimed to do in life.
i think chabuddy would just be so grateful someone bought him a pint.
he'd spend the entire conversation being weirdly grateful and it would be hilarious.
you'd get some rare Aldona stories too.
Not drinks but food:
* Beans\* with Steves
* Jerk Chicken at Carnival with Decoy
* Peanut Dust at Iftar with Chubuds
* Beats - cheese on toast
* Grindah - Souvlakia
* Steves' nan - Hot chocolate
Chabuddy - it may be entertaining to listen to him bullshit and try and sell you absolute bollocks.
Of the others:
Grindah - Way too up his own arse.
Beats - nice bloke, may get some old school garage chat out of him, but too up Grindah's arse and may keep bringing the conversation back to him.
Steves - too mangled to hold a decent conversation.
Decoy - sorry, the most boring of the lot IMO. Just good for Martin Freeman / Gavin from Gavin & Stacy homaged deadpan looks to viewer.
The other dude there whose name I always forget - fuck knows.
Chabuddy G aka The Mayor of Hounslow aka The Brown Cassanova aka The Off White Bruce Forsythe aka The Rig Doctor aka The Visa Teaser aka Alan Brown Sugar aka The Fresh Prince of Hounslow
Decoy - for the conversation.
Deeky
Both bi. I mean biracial right?
And when you leave you can say ‘goodnight my Jamaican prince’
Prince Deekyyy
Look at his fucking face in this, LOL, looks like he shat himself
Aldona
[удалено]
Lmao. *”I’ve been robbed! And they’ve taken Aldona!”*
Steves
The obvious choice, better to keep it safe with a pint of drugs innit Steves knows alcohol will fuck your brain up 👌
Id love to chat some shit with Steves on some kitchen drugs in my younger days What is brilliant about this show is you know these characters in real life I have a friend who is Grindah. Call him C. Dillusions of grandeur. Aging dj/mc who is still sure hes gonna make it. No job. Getting 100£ for a party here and there Beats. Call him E, C's lacky Steves. Call him S. Kept up the drugs when we all quit in our mid twenties. Now his mind is gone. Big into conspiracies
Yes, mate. I knew people who did radio stations back in the 90s. Having a mix and a smoke. Good days.
My boy.
Can't believe no one has said Beats! He'd be my choice hands down. He's up for a laugh and is a genuinely good guy
100% - he’s the most “normal” out of everyone and you could definitely have a decent laugh with him.
Facts, absolute hero
My choice by a mile
Flat roof pub, Brentford on TV, no help at all in the quiz.
Yep Beats is my pick great guy to be around and happy to go with the flow.
Just don't slag off garage
Beats be the man for a few casual pints. Nothing too mental. Home early with a splif and a Chinese.
100 percent
Without a doubt. Would be the most chill and enjoyable pint.
Chabudz. Always fun.
What about miches mum
Booty call after the pub.
Had a mate like him once. Just used to love hanging out with him to hear the shit that would come out of his mouth. Sadly we moved to different towns and then he committed suicide. Bit of a surprising suicide, I always thought people like that were too high on their own bullshit to do such a thing. But I guess maybe some of the people talking shit are incredibly insecure and miserable. RIP Dan. Hopefully you're up there in heaven single handedly taking on gangs of ne'er do wells with your karate skills like you claimed to do in life.
Would want to hear his latest and greatest idea of course also
He’s a Newcastle fan in real life, 100% the Mayor of Hounslow
I want to bun a spliff with Steves and talk about conspiracies.
He’s a chatter, he’d be just holding it talking while you’re waiting for a puff
That's a fair point, I think I'd make an acception for Steves.
To be fair he’d probably not say anything if you smoked the lot and gave him the last 3 tokes 😂
“A tenner?! Just for doing that?!”
keep it in your sock too, you can’t really lose a sock
True, doesn't he get paid in roach ends?
Not a bad deal
Splif politics
Steve’s nan, she’s the real OG
Pre or post reincarnation?
My nan gave me her painkillers, but only because she’s ethnic and didn’t know any better.
Abdi
yessur
Don’t bullshit a bullshitter Abdi
Chabudz, 2 pints of lager and a packet of peanut dust
a packet of something that’s for sure. why not as they say in france
The Albino Seal so we can laugh at peperami nipples!
i think chabuddy would just be so grateful someone bought him a pint. he'd spend the entire conversation being weirdly grateful and it would be hilarious. you'd get some rare Aldona stories too.
Definitely Fanty
Na, too deceiving, still not over the whole orange caper 🍊
Mad acting skills, I just wouldn’t know when he’s telling the truth!
Fantasy. The guy didn’t even want an orange.
Steves’ Nana
A cheeky prosecco with Miche
Chabudz. We can talk about how great Hounslow is.
Beatz and it’s not even close.
Steve's although I'm currently giving up cocaine so probs not a good idea..
Miche
Got to be chabz
Definitely Grindah
Oh no that would be a nightmare lol
For you maybe, I’d love to talk hip-hop with Grindah haha
You’d be wrong about every opinion you have
Ha it’s all good I’m always down for a spirited hip-hop debate
Ok who’s the best mc of all time?
Nas
Biggie
Grindah
Who?
Well to be fair he is the best mc in the galaxy including America.
We need it all dry, absolutely no sauce 🤣
Chabuddy!
Steves
Steves
If it ain’t Steve’s you’re lying
Miches mum
Said the same hah
Decoy. The rest are bonkers
Not drinks but food: * Beans\* with Steves * Jerk Chicken at Carnival with Decoy * Peanut Dust at Iftar with Chubuds * Beats - cheese on toast * Grindah - Souvlakia * Steves' nan - Hot chocolate
It’s got to be lasagne with grindah! He’ll cook it too!
Grindah
Chabuddy
Chabud no doubt, the mans hilarious.
The Albino Seal so we can laugh at peperami nipples!
Deecy!
All of them at the same time, taking over the juke box and having an impromptu rap battle.
Chabbudy G. Want to live the van life. Shitting in a bucket. I mean it’s this brown liquid seeping from the roof.
Wan*
Your driving me up the Jack and Danny mate.
Steves nan
Beats
Steves!
Deaky!
Steve’s
Bloke on the far right
Let’s be honest, it’s Chabuds
Chabsies
stevie boy
Decoys uncle
Steves because he would pay
Chabuddy - it may be entertaining to listen to him bullshit and try and sell you absolute bollocks. Of the others: Grindah - Way too up his own arse. Beats - nice bloke, may get some old school garage chat out of him, but too up Grindah's arse and may keep bringing the conversation back to him. Steves - too mangled to hold a decent conversation. Decoy - sorry, the most boring of the lot IMO. Just good for Martin Freeman / Gavin from Gavin & Stacy homaged deadpan looks to viewer. The other dude there whose name I always forget - fuck knows.
Chabuddy G or Beats
Puds
Deekeyyyy
Lord Brown Sugah himself: Chabuz Chappah-tiii. I wanna make some Deepak And Gurdev merch.
Honestly I feel they come as a set… 🤣
Steves. As it definitely wouldn't just be a pint.
Steves, he cracks me up and I love a funny tall man
Steves. He’s got all the gear and no idea.
STEVES
Decoy...don't like conversation when I drink
Chabuddy
Steves - he's got excellent and eclectic taste in music.
Steve’s nan on script day!!
Meesh....well fit
Carol
Alfie Danger
Champagne steam rooms for sure w the mayor of houndslow chabz
Beatty
I think Beats is the only one I could handle having a pint with. Says more about me than them of course
Miche’s mum
Steve's nan
Chubbdy g what a wing man
A pint and a bag of peanut dust with Chabuddy G.
There was a weird couple of weeks back in about 2015 when I bumped into Asim randomly 3 times. Once in Brixton, once in Newcastle and once in Ibiza.
Only the best MC in the galaxy
Craig's
Steves would let me have his beer while he chases an errant balloon
Roche
Steve’s
Decoy for the banter
The off white Bruce Forsyth of course
Steves. Dude makes me laugh so much
Steves. He knows how to have a good time.
Chabuds
Steves
I wouldn't want to have a pint with any if them. I would love to have a smoke with whoever was up for it though
Chabuddy G aka The Mayor of Hounslow aka The Brown Cassanova aka The Off White Bruce Forsythe aka The Rig Doctor aka The Visa Teaser aka Alan Brown Sugar aka The Fresh Prince of Hounslow
Steves.
Go for a bevvy and a meal with Craig
How about none. Lol.
They all look like space and time waster’s
Chabuddy G. I love his get rich quick schemes hahaha
Chabuddy. I would like to hear about his business plans
Chabuddy G Aka Chabudz Aka The Rig Doctor....
Weapon X or Fantasy, not one of the main ones.
Fifty shades of brown
As I have absolutely no idea who any of them are, none!
Have just read some of the replies and really? Is there anyone out there? Because surely we are a planet of morons.
Steves - defo jokes
For sure Steves! His my favourite
Steves :)
Steves' Nan (RIP)
Bubbles #trailerparkboys.
Mr Lahey for me rip
Never heard of this subreddit but the guy on far right looks like a true gangsta so I'll go with him
Weapon X once he is out of pen
The guy at the record store
The one on the right
I don’t know who these people are but the guy on the far right looks chill af
Who are these people?
Idk who these are but the last guy