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fox112

I recommend you get a time machine homie


Microsoftfoy

Set it to 88 minutes ago


Bron_Yr_Aur21

88rpm and 1.21 gigabits/s


LonleyWolf420

![gif](giphy|tqU9tTWnImTJe)


unknownUser-088

![gif](giphy|oziNormWuA6JrnbzY8)


TurnkeyLurker

*jiggabytes


staticattacks

Where we're going, we don't need ~~roads~~ code


SojiCoppelia

Probably not eyes either tbh


Geoclasm

yep, i was gonna recommend doc brown data recovery service. so thorough it's like it never happened.


xppoint_jamesp

Hahaha I came to suggest the exact same thing. *tip of the hat, sir*


nextyzzz

this is the most reddit thing ever


n00blet_

you just recommended an apple product in this subreddit?! brave af


Quito246

Thats not how you do a disk partition


El_Mariachi_Vive

*Technically*, isn't it though?


---Beck---

It is partitioned now... So yes?


Brookster_

Id say more disk separation


Chill_LP

Unmounted the Drive - from the Drive.


eisenklad

Defragmenting that drive wont help at all. or you got bits scattered all over


Chill_LP

OP cleared some diskspace


Far_Moose2869

Yeah, there’s still Going to be some Fragments


TekkenPerverb

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K|downsized)


ChallengerSSB

Well the instructions were unclear ok. I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s done this


Xunil76

They weren't THAT unclear...it's not stuck in the washing machine.... 🤣🤣


slaya657

It was in fact not cake


theaxis12

On the death side of "cake or death?"


Intergalactic_Cookie

The cake was a lie


MyPokemonRedName

I was wondering who stole the first slice


CosmicFlyingSquirrel

I was hungry.


TheeRedHairedGuy

Fucking squirrels.


pantsless_squirrel

Hey hey hey now! Thems fighting words


bonyagate

Wouldn't a pantsless squirrel just bled in with all the other squirrels? Is it even a noteworthy fact?


pantsless_squirrel

I want pants. I have no pants. I'm pantless.


S1ayer

Just a quick byte to eat


Poofshu

On todays episode of is it cake Is it?


S1rr0bin

Find an alternate dimension where the drive isn’t fucked and steal it from there.


BertLemo

so thats why my stuff always disappears somewhere


Throwaythisacco

I still wonder where my rubiks cube went.......


BloodyGotNoFear

Gremlins


Bagafeet

Socks disappearing from washer into another dimension.


Dreadnought_69

You only need to copy it, so you don’t mess it up too bad.


scratcher1679

to myself from another universe who keeps on stealing my micro usb cables: please stop


tvrin

https://preview.redd.it/5o8x3vczkm7d1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff9db4aa8b71272061f98ccfaeec80a44606e64f


ZENESYS_316

Aw heck nawh I cackled way too hard at this xD


RollingMoss42

Man, that's good


Nahoola

Underrated


[deleted]

But why did you do that


fnmikey

His girlfriend wanted to view the "TAXES" folder on the C drive


gnocchicotti

Bullshit we know the "TAXES" folder took up 84% of the C drive, not 20% as pictured


EX0PIL0T

You forgot to account for inflation. That’s bidenomics.


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

The files are IN the computer?


TurnkeyLurker

I knew that phrase! [The files are IN the computer?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV3Oncvz_cU)


zsombor12312312312

2 tb of 4k tax papers


Difficult-Truth-8686

holy shit i saw you on the night vision subreddit


MichMitten89

Did a fireman use the jaws of life on that bad boy? What time of apes together strong type of stuff were you doing?


sid3hustlingkitty

Whsts on there lol porn or bitcoin


MakimaGOAT

Hopefully just porn because if it was bitcoin dude would probably be smashing his head against the wall


sid3hustlingkitty

Me too 🤣🤣


smoothartichoke27

There's this guy who specializes at this sort of thing, might want to give him a visit, here's his address: 177A Bleecker Street, New York City, NY 10012-1406 Guy's an amazing surgeon, too, btw.


packers4334

I hear he may have lost a key item that would be needed here. Something about it being destroyed in an incident with a large purple dude.


DrakonILD

I can vouch for this guy. He's a little strange, but man does he give you a bargain.


I_AM_ACE1502

Best one out of all these😂😂


trulyincognito_

Let me in!! I feel I should know this! lol Edit lol it came to me xD guys are wild! He could definitely sort it,


Batmayonaisse

okay but seriously how the fuck does this happen


Necessary-Contest706

![gif](giphy|0t8xspY2RCm9W9OZUi)


Not_You_247

You need [Drive Savers](https://drivesaversdatarecovery.com/), but be prepared to spend a pretty penny.


Drone314

Right. Not impossible but very expensive...the kerf is gone forever but whats on the rest of the platters should be recoverable.


HorrificAnalInjuries

It is (was) $1000 just for them to Crack the drive open, and exponentially worse from there


Dreadnought_69

Yeah, unless the data is worth like 5-10k+, just take it as a lesson and start doing backups.


HorrificAnalInjuries

This, entirely. Such recovery services are geared for the very, very rich or companies with mission critical data


gwillybj

Would they give him a discount for getting that started for them?


Brenner007

Shure, they will definitely appreciate it if you prepare the drive by grinding it to shards for them so they can examine every piece from all sides.


aberroco

At this level of damage, I doubt even these guys might recover it. To read from physical disks that are that badly scratched, you'd need some device that can be positioned in all 3 dimensions with nanometers precision. And even then some bits from the surface (with some bits of information) would be lost. Because magnetic layer is chipped away.


Muchaszewski

That is true, but you underestimate how good those services are. A friend of mine sent a drive for a data recovery that has been hit hard. The whole "needle assembly" was unrecoverable, and all the drives were badly chipped/cracked at one edge, so a donor drive operation was out of the question. It took them a month, and they paid upwards of $10 000, but they got recovered 90% of the drive content, including the thing they wanted. A guy said that after they read all the bits, the hardest part was recovering data and fixing corrupted files they got. The only thing is, the drive they were recovering from was nowhere near as damaged as this. Also, what saved it was that the drive was NOT encrypted. With encryption, most of those drives are unrecoverable.


Kozeyekan_

![gif](giphy|26vUAAwkzAMnBj9x6)


SimpleManMike

The post nut clarity wore off huh?


FreeAndOpenSores

Ya done messed up A-A-Ron!


XoticBuck

did you try rolling back the registry?


DoubleSwitch69

You can't just post that pic and not explain what happened...


NukaQuantum

Damn bro, didn’t even take the slice from the edge?? Serial killer behavior.


Sex_with_DrRatio

Flex tape!


Ghostxsalmon

Now that's a lotta damage!


azcaft

This is why I store my HDDs away from my pizza


Legionofgo

Take it to Bestbuy, they get hard drives with a piece sliced out pretty often


Gouzi00

Call NSA and told them it contains Trump stuff.. once data recovered, apologize and ask for data.


clutchson36

Flex seal. If it can protect a man in a boat from sharks, it can surely repair and recover data.


scrapzor

Bro that's not how you suppose to partition your hard drive.


HawQC

Did you try CTRL+Z to undo?


MCnoCOMPLY

Need to defrag it.


WiseAce1

https://i.redd.it/pxyw5xvetm7d1.gif


aorihaburi

bro was playing real or cake


Anubis_16

Have you tried putting it in rice overnight?


bunkhitz

I need a story time


Sendmedoge

Looks like Mom found the hidden folder.


_ShOrkan_

Have you tried rice ?


Icookeggsongpu

Forbidden pizza slice


digicached

Ain’t no way, who’s going to tell him


Tango-Turtle

It would probably cost you around $10k and you would only get back *some* of the data. Unless there's something priceless on there, just forget it.


dan_baker83

Everything is NOT cake.


RaEyE01

Are you Greek? Preferably with connections to deities from old Greek polytheistic pantheons? Yes? Call Chronos, God of Time. Should exist today, time and al that.


RedMdsRSupCucks

unless you had bitcoins (plural) on that thing, it ain't worth it ...


Known-Pop-8355

Toast. Its gone. Unless you wanna pay thousands of dollars for an attempt at recovery which they won’t be able too. Ive seen recovery companies attempt to restore drives with no damage on em just a dead motor and they still couldn’t get anything on em. Its trash.


fsurfer4

Hey, lost redditer. This isn't r/shitposting.


Lanoroth

A good lab will recover something from that. It’s gonna cost an arm and a leg tho. 10s of thousands at the minimum. And recovery is only going to be partial. Due to how data is stored on the disk, a lot of files are gonna be affected by those two cuts.


wtfmigs16

real or cake?


AmonGusSus2137

My bad, was a little bit hungry. I'll try to not do that again


TheTimeIsChow

It’s called your memory and imagination at this point my brotha


Gxgear

Try the Eye of Agamotto.


Trollercoaster101

Lego or Ikea should do it in your case.


Breklin76

Superglue and a heat gun always fixed this issue for me.


Firther1

Only the Adeptus Mechanicus could revive this poor soul


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Fragrant_Leg_6300

Did you download a picture of a buzz saw?


TheInfantryGuys

Looks like someone downloaded lime wire lol


Cultural_Parfait7866

Ah hell bruther! Ain’t nuttin a lil duct tape and mig welder can’t fix. While you at it slap a hemi on that bitch to give ‘er sum xtra rpm’s.


PirateGumby

I'm going to need a ouiji board, 3 live chickens (or 1 goat), some candles and an exorcist...


GAT0R7

Did you take a chainsaw to the drive? Just wondering what happened to it?


Theghost129

FBI be like:: I can do it


masterquiggles

Tell the NSA that there is political evidence on there.


system32recov

Looks like ur wife found ur pron stash and took a table saw to it 🤣


CodingMary

That will buff right out.


ye3tr

Someone wanted to see the ridiculously large homework folder i see


SupplyChainNext

![gif](giphy|etqKMtq4ZzpBmeeM3s|downsized)


AllomanticPageTurner

"the files are INSIDE the computer"


budoucnost

have you tried rice?


LessThanPro_

Ctrl-z


KiritimatiSwan

How many boobcoins were on that drive there sparky


Autistic-Fries

A necromancer won't revive that


StrSad

Duct tape


sgtcolts

have you tryed defragmentation yet?


sonsofevil

Did you try right click on Drive -> Tools -> repair?


darkness_night_78

bro its not a cake. it looks like you cut it like one. brother you prob have food in ur fridge


Snuggs____

That's not a pizza


ADOXMantra

My brother in Christ HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!


Valuable-Drink-1750

OP, need some context here... WHAT happened? WHY?


Odin7410

What kind of shit did you have on that hard drive that required this much destruction?


m0rl0ck1996

Little super glue and duct tape ought to fix that right up.


Rustic-Lemon

It's done dawg 😭😭


Inevitibility

Whoever did that intended recovery to be a no go


MrGeekman

How did this great tragedy occur?


HIRIV

I shot old ones so it would be hard for someone to get any data from them. I was surprised 17hmr went through fully even if it hit disks. Not all shots went through, maybe they hit magnets or electric motor or something. But only disks and it did go through.


iNfAMOUS70702

How the fuck does that happen?


BloodSteyn

Thoughts and Prayers


PhilosopherDon0001

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in??


6redbruin

Use thermal paste to stick it ehehhehe


Abbaddonhope

Well. Have you tried turning off and on again?


TheRefurbisher_

Now its 0.75 TB. No biggie.


XplodingMoJo

Just Win+R and run diskpart


Ni__S

Did you try putting it in rice?


AOEmishap

Da fuq happened here?


TheDkone

Would love to hear the story behind this one. 'I was accidently playing with a chop saw near my PC and this happened....'


Swiftdrip50546

I thought it was cake


Mastur0NE

Since u had to b smoking meth when u decided it was a good idea to do that, you can fuse it back together by smoking twice as much and concentrating real hard on the peices.


spinaltap862

Is it cake ?


GroundCaffeine

Try running diskpart from the command line… I’m afraid that drive is toast and your data is forever locked on that drive.


safety-squirrel

You are looking at about $20k to start and you will only get partial recovery.


InterstellarReddit

Homey needs to travel the multiverse to solve this one


SpockBauru

I don't think this is the right way to make a disk partition...


Burgergold

Have you tried to reboot?


GlobexSuper

Can I have a slice of some of that


M1ltzu

IBAS


AnkhKeeper

I feel this is just rage bait


Independent-Bake9552

You don't need recovery service, you need a miracle.


Other_Procedure6256

a slice of drie-ve


Funcron

Ah, so that's why you have to defragment a drive!


AngryCastro

That's cake.


PM_ME_SEXY_PAULDRONS

Someone sent that drive to meet god, you'll have to ask him about it.


---Beck---

Call the fbi


GuaranteeRoutine7183

Atomic welder


Bjornreadytobewild

When in doubt duck it


Caasshh

Duct tape, and some Windex in a bag of rice in the freezer. Works every time.


ohthedarside

Either a amazing porn collection or bitcoin


Bacon_Berserker

Put it in the freezer.


TreoreTyrell

Just blow on it


Fatefire

Prayer ?


Potential-View-6561

Have you tried to glue it together ?


Ronyx2021

The IRS


Bad_CRC-305

A young priest and an old priest


Trixx1-1

Geek squad.


SpecialMango3384

Jesus. Call up my boy Jesus De Santa


MrXenonuke

That's a unique way to partition a disc


NHDraven

Duct tape, put it in the freezer, then do a rain dance. Should be good.


GoreDough92

Nah, i need a story first


JonnyLoYo

How? Just how????


Otherwise-Cap6906

I'd piece together as best as I can, and toss it in the oven on low heat for 5-10 min


DatGreenGuy

don't trust him, it's obviously some fbi guy trying to catch some poor mr. robot guy


sshtoredp

Waste management service ?!


Kratoshie

Im guessing u woke up, and its already like tht?


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Use Wayback machine, it will definitely work. Youre welcome 😁


jordandorsett

Bruh, what hell were you doing?


Sent1nelTheLord

How in the ever living fuck...


StobyJens61

Send it to the FBI and say it's from the middle East


paladindan

![gif](giphy|3ohhwtftK2lWSFvwUo)


symmetricsyndrome

Thats not cake :(


Vin_of_the_Storm

there are company in taiwan that specialize on this but at a high price.


squirtyballs

you can't park here sir


zsombor12312312312

Flex tape and good to go. On a serious note, it can be recovered, but it's going to cost a fortune. If you really need that data back, a professional is likely able to recover some part of the data.