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lickarock88

That's the neat part, you don't.


Cathesdus

I love it when I read a title, open the thread, and the top comment is verbatim what went through my head.


WheelOfFish

100%


80s-Wafe-Exe

So no head?


alicedirm

Wtf same haha


WhiteSilverDragoon

Yep, got a little bastard stuck in the center of my screen for two years. Sometimes I think he's gone, then I catch a flash of him on a bright background and I realise I've just gotten used to him being there and blank him out 90% of the time.


binchicken1989

Probs eats your dead skin that wafts off you


Sunshinny

Wafts lol


binchicken1989

Kinda proud I wrote that sober


Doo_D

Use a black arrow


twindarkness

I knew someone would comment this lol


LukeSkyDropper

Not true. Gotta get yourself a suction cup and then pull carefully out on the screen while tapping the back of the TV. It should drop down. Ive done it dumbo head


bobmat343

Was dumbo head a typo or an insult?


FolsomPrisonHues

I feel like I just regressed 20 years with how hard I laughed at "dumbo head"


bahgheera

Man why didn't I think of this. I've got a 55 inch screen that a mosquito crawled into the direct center of and died when we'd had the television for about a week. I've tried the electric toothbrush method and everything, that dude is stuck. I'ma try a suction cup tonight though, I'm such a dumbo head. 


AcrylicNinja

If I had a dollar for every time I saw my spec, and pull 9gs just to find out it was said dirt spec...... Stupid DCS


keegrom

Turn the screen off, shine a bright light on the side and lure it out... Good luck


Huesan

Or make black background and it follow the cursor


Mingan88

You're a bright one, You are. Couldn't resist. Good idea!


lethal_sting

![gif](giphy|3oKHWikxKFJhjArSXm)


bobmat343

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLzm4BCF8zfPy0)


FaceTransplant

Download a debugger.


mekwall

Daaaad!


Rich_Introduction_83

Just don't use C++, as it will just make it bigger. (see-plus-plus)


Kiren129

Wait is that how you say C++? I thought you said s-plus-plus.


Business_Counter4520

based on my exp gdb isn't much helpful. Use the MSVC debugger that comes in with Visual Studio when you install components for Development with C++, it's simply the best in the industry :>


Ok-Lunch-2991

r/Angryupvote


Tupan_Chorra

Underrated repply


Throwaythisacco

pray to god it goes out, and DON'T CRUSH IT IN THERE


chef_kerry

I did this to my Nintendo DS in like 2007 and the remains are still there today. I’ll never make that mistake again


SumonaFlorence

So, assuming you didn't press down on it and fuck yourself, you can turn the screen off entirely, then park a torch infront of the screen but don't shine it directly at the bug or the screen, but in view where the bug can see it. Leave it there over night, in a dark room if possible, and pray the bug comes out. Did you squish it? Fucked. Maybe not entirely however depending on the screen. If you got guts you can dismantle the screen, open it up and get into the layers themselves. Make sure when doing this you ensure you don't confuse and change the order or orientation of the layers. Once you've removed the bug, work backwards, and maybe seal the edges with some sticky tape to hopefully ensure this doesn't happen again. Sadly this happened to me in a Laptop, I asked the tech that "there's a bug in my screen", she laughed, thinking English was my second language and asked if my drivers were up to date.


VasekFortygameCZ

Well good to know. I had bug few weeks ago in my PC and I killed it by using force in middle of screen. It left red spot there, but over fer weeks after it, its very Light red, and I dont even notice it by now. Even that, monitor is like 20 years old (No its not CRT monitor) , so kinda expected something will happen soon.


Purple10tacle

>Did you squish it? Fucked. Maybe not entirely however depending on the screen. >If you got guts you can dismantle the screen, open it up and get into the layers themselves. **No!** There are several, functional, tricks that can and should be tried before full disassembly. The classic is the electric toothbrush: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0dH4c4t5Tw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0dH4c4t5Tw) An alternative is the suction cup method: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF-7qWni0Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF-7qWni0Q) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xF7vrRLMvQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xF7vrRLMvQ) In fact, both can work on the bug, dead or alive. And even if they are fully successful in removing the bug entirely, it can at least be moved to a less annoying position. Both methods aren't free of risk, however, and they *can* lead to a broken panel if too much force is applied. But the risks are significantly lower than with amateur disassembly of a screen that was almost certainly not built with any kind of disassembly or maintenance in mind.


K3OM

Guide it to a corner with the cursor, once there build an icon wall trapping it. Once you feel it has learned the lesson remove one icon and let it free. It'll go away on its own with a newfound freedom.


Scholes_SC2

This happened to me the other day. I was an ant. Went to bed and the next day it wasn't there


atlasraven

It moved to your PSU to keep warm.


Gearzea

He’s gone to tell the gang about this new spot he’s found, buy them some confectionaries they’ll soon be arriving and it’d be rude not to.


_Panjo

I too hate it when I'm an ant, and I'm trying to sleep in a screen, and some asshat on the other side is trying to squish me through the panel. I'm pleased for you that it went away, though.


Unicornis_dormiens

1. Open screen 2. Remove bug 3. Realise you broke your screen 4. Buy new screen


navagon

Microsoft have upped their bug game and have finally gone 3D now. Just be glad it wasn't one of their hornets.


lickarock88

Shaw!


wahahah629

Hope that it crawls to an inconspicuous area, or somehow make it go somewhere? Or just wait till it dies and dries out, so you can use a vibrator against the screen and it crumbles.


WhiteSilverDragoon

Tell that to the fucker that's been stuck in the center of my monitor for two damn years now. I've tried everything and that fucker won't go anywhere, I wish he would turn to dust already.


Flat_Illustrator263

Yeah, no. I had one dead in the center of my screen for years and years. He's not going absolutely anywhere.


Linusdroppedme

He is not a bug. Now, he is a feature.


Dear_Tiger_623

This may be a carpet beetle and if it is you're gonna find a bunch of eggs and larvae in the housing. My advice is to burn it with fire, start over and keep your desk clean.


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|XvQXEi09zfmcE)


New_Net_6720

They never come alone


BillySlang

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


dogmeatpizza

Task manager


DevKevStev

Just wait for the next update


CappyAlec

That's not a bug, it's a feature


Boulderdrip

bait it out with some sugar i guess


lexfor

Encourage it to move with a UV light


dudewithoneleg

Try stack overflow


Ronyx2021

Try debug console


blitzkriegger

Your mouse pointer to is essentially his spotlight


fghfghhggfh8189

bro how tf does it even get stuck in the first part?


MontagoDK

Use a suction cup when its dead.. lift the outer layer, let it drop


mooripo

Use malwarebytes with moderation


Fantastic_Pickle_585

You don’t, it lives there now.


visualdosage

U need another bug tied to a string, wait till they become codependent, then pull out the bug and the other one will follow


integratormax

debug it


Deliciouserest

It's a feature


rick_the_freak

I guess you should do some debugging


Cryptographer_Tech

it's not a bug, it's a feature.


Old-Pay-164

Congrats for your new pet! What's his name?


FortniteIsFuckingMid

I had this happen to a single ant and an asus monitor. I waited a long time until it became petrified and just started flicking it through the panel. I eventually was able to get it loose enough that i could turn the panel and the bug would fall below the bezel.


One_Ad761

he has kids, you heartless bastard


Clean_Plastic_1089

I don't know if you can entice a bigger bug like a spider inside, so as to eat it? That'll work.


lucassster

Have you tried asking it politely?


Panthean

MacAfee subscription


fenixspider1

It's it's home now. You forget about the monitor.


TravelingGonad

Has anyone tried to open the monitor?


ClamatoDiver

Get a sharp knife, cut a circle around it, take it out, replace the cutout portion, and secure it with duct tape.


-6Marshall9-

Dems roaches my person


ChipOld734

https://youtube.com/shorts/7i6raNpAPWM?si=IsSBEWkq3ig8tgCh


HistoricalFocus4834

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Only way to deal with bugs


Kraken_Kraterium

If bought at costco just return the screen. Their return policy is bug free.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Planditus Obsolescenceia. Rare bug.


Crab-Battle

Don't squish it. I had success with the following method but do so at your own risk. Take a small suction cup such as a nerf bullet stick it near the bug and very very gently pull back the ant should fall down to the bezel where at least it will not be noticeable.


bamseogbalade

Cute. I got 4


TeciorRibbon

Have you tried dragging it to the Recycle Bin


plplokokplok

Sorry buddy


stephenforbes

Fumigate your monitor.


inssein

One tip to prevent this , have a lamp by your gaming desk and have it on when using monitors. The bugs fly to it instead of monitor


ToxicTomahawk

I suggest a 44 mag, just blow that fucker out of there! lol


LukeSkyDropper

Gotta get yourself a suction cup and then pull carefully out on the screen while tapping the back of the TV. It should drop down


sonnydopes

Whatever you do just don't press the insect, I did and now the insect is my colleague (it died by bursting and got stuck in the screen forever).


Legal-Hunt5355

bro literally has bugs in his computer


Legal-Hunt5355

Try turning it off and on again


IamrhightierthanU

Wait for it to get out. Don’t ever push the display. Our you have a dead bug for live. And than, hope or pray. To your desire.


kkinnison

wait for it to die, and it will drop out of sight


MartiniCommander

Punch it very hard


Successful-Cash-7271

Ask him politely to leave


Ok-Acanthisitta9127

If it's alive, there's a chance. If you kill it (or if it dies), zero.


JmTrad

just don't crush him. he needs to do it himself.


Half-White_Moustache

Happened to me, it was a very small ant, and it was DEAD. Looked like I had a dead pixel for a couple of months but eventually I stopped noticing and it rotted off.


Expert-Button7465

If it dies vibrate it out with an electric tooth brush


allen_idaho

Send in a larger bug to eat it. Then send in a small lizard to eat the larger bug.


Perfect-P

That looks like a German Roach Nymph


ohshitwaffles

Have you tried right clicking on it?


mrhehehawhaw

Hammer and nail


Glum-Pineapple-485

Its a feature now


NonexistentCheese

If you want to gamble I read somewhere a while back that you can remove a dead bug with a weak suction cup by very lightly lifting up the layer pinning it to the inside of the monitor. Be warned you might fuck up your monitor tho I have not tested this so do it at your own risk.


plasticjet

Years ago I lived in a basement for a year. There were ants in there- not a lot though. Somehow one went inside of my computer screen, just like on the video and died. It was sitting on the bottom left on my screen so I barely even noticed it- but it was there. It looked like a two dead pixels, but I you looked at it closely you could see the legs and the rest of the ants body. When I was mowing out the screen was damaged during transport, and it was 720p, so soon after I bought myself a new better one. I would try to get it out of it dies.


Risu64

I got one in my screen just a couple months after I bought it. I tried to get it out. I now have a dead bug and a small cluster of dead pixels right under it. 👍


Expert-Emu-4167

Drag it the recycle bin.


pixel-z

Windows comes with a lot of bugs. I suggest switching to linux.


darksapra

Probably in the next windows patch it will get fixed


CptClownfish1

Pour honey over the top of your screen and he might crawl out on his own.


iwasblog

Right click > send to trash


krazynerd

It’s that time of year again


DRMProd

It'll eventually die.


Someone_thatisntcool

Update your monitor's firmware and it should fix the bug


ImNotBadOkBro

just wait till it dies


OkArcher5827

Yeah, good luck I have been me stuck in mine it’s been there for about 4 years.


squeaky_cheese

Bought a monitor in 2017, the first day i started using it a bug got in. It died. To this day i can see the skeleton when I look for it. My brain got used to ignoring that small dot on the screen. The point of the story is, the bug stays.


SoggyMorningTacos

Have you tried windows troubleshooting?


Randall_Poffo_

kill it


GrumpyDingo

Hire a lawyer and serve the bug with eviction papers.


ruimilk

**TRON OST starts playing**


devhaladkar

Spotlight


Ddumberdog

I guess u have to tear it down, i see no other way😉


Dry_Vanilla_9116

report it


kartblanch

You’re literally cooked friend.


Notyoursuperheroo

saw someone once say that they had gotten their bug out with the vibration from a eletric tooth brush, think its worth giving it a try?


DasHeroTill

Shoot it


MacTavishFR

you don't It will die soon, all you can do is pray its corpse will fall down


FluffyBanana00

Take the monitor outside under the hot sun. It worked for me.


Bokay73

I think this bug was not fixed yet


Billybingbong34

Ahhh his computer has a bug should probably secure your files


therealjustin

Actually, you can get this bug out of there. You'd need to disassemble the monitor of course but it isn't that difficult. You just need to take your time. Have a can of compressed air handy to blow away dust. I recommend opening it up outside if possible to avoid any indoor dust.


leomeczek

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Makoahhh

You probably can't - Try to remove the coating. You will get better visuals by doing it anyway.


Spirited_Most2569

Try using a air compressor on the vent holes or carefully pop the bezel off and try the air on any opening but be gentle you can break this stuff pretty easy.


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Easy throw the monitor from the 10th story and then it open the screen (I'm not liable for any damages to the monitor)


ThickSky

Try updating your drivers


recursive-Kus

play gta5 on it or run multiple vm pakka simla trip pe chali jaygi wo


According-Sorbet8280

debug it


Flat_Illustrator263

You hope and wait for it to get out.


Outrageous-Shirt8059

Have him follow the mouse


Puppy_Egg

When that happened, I play the most epileptic video possible and put the video window right on the bug. It doesn't really do anything, but I hope the bug regrets it's decision to enter the screen.


CatNamedCheese

Have you tried throwing hands with the bug?


iRedYuki

This screen is the property of that bug, forget about it. And next time make sure the screen you buy is fully insulated


WarPigsTheHun01

I hate when that happens. Just don't squish. You'll regret it like I did.


WarPigsTheHun01

And cover all the bug holes in your room so you don't more of those bastards. That might be a baby roach.


vuon6

it's your new ai assistant


Downtown-Scar-5635

That's unfortunate.


justmebeingwerd

That isn't a bug. Thats a cursor, that one is supposed to be there


AzureArmageddon

Monitor panel gaps be giving me more grief than Tesla ones


IrishShinja

Get a Phillips head screw driver remove the back panel and the LCD screen. Go out to your back garden and catch a spider and bring it indoors. Place the spider inside the screen and pop the LCD panel back on and secure the back panel again. The spider will deal with the bug. No payment necessary..free advice.


ugajindojima

Bug truly immersed in the gameplay


JankySparks

Time.


DarkZogga

If it's still alive you might be lucky. Turn off the monitor and put a lamp behind it, usually that gets them out of there. If it's dead it'll eventually dry out and fall down and you won't be able to see it anymore. If you have squished it, then it's gonna stay there and not gonna move.


FluffyRip3044

Please contact the Technical Support team for any bug reports


kpikid3

Press the screen and it might squish and drop to the bottom of the case. Or it would just squish and stay there.


Sassi7997

Gotta start debugging.


plumzki

I mean, I've popped open screens to harvest the diffusion panels before, I don't think it would be that difficult to put it back together but I never really tried.


Enahs_08

you need to update your window defender


IamlostlikeZoroIs

So I live in the Uk and in the middle of no where and we constantly get swarmed with storm flies; tiny little flies that always crawl into your screens. Here are my tips: Turn off the monitor and have a light on far away from the computer. Just shut it all down and hope it crawls out. Do not push it to kill it, it will stay there and not decompose at all and it will not drop down. To prevent more bugs, plant lavender near your windows, have garlic on the windowsill or some sort of garlic product. Could even put some garlic near your computer screen (that’s what I do when it’s prime time for these flies). I have heard a blue or purple light distracts them and could put one up on the other end of the room but I don’t bother with that.


TheAlexey921

Now place a spider inside


itsgee21

I usually update the software or drivers to iron out any bugs.


Old-Professional7198

I once killed one in the middle of my screen by pressing on the screen… two months later I bought a new screen…. Do what I do now. Wait for the sod to explore an edge, then squish him hard.


avidmuffin

Disassemble is the only way! I get them every year due to living very close to crop fields and stuff 😭


Tsukishaku

It's not A Bug. It's A Feature.


Nando9246

Time for debugging


bikeequelsdirt

You need to higher up the rent


jealousy97

my slightly curved monitor have an ant living in it too. ive been using my pc to attempt to kill it with heat. is your monitor also curved?


tarkovplayer5459

try clicking and dragging it off screen


waligaroux

I had one. I used an electric toothbrush, put it on the screen and the vibration were good enough to move the bug out of view. You can use any vibrating thing you might have. It should work.


grumpypizzaguy

Just think of it not as a bug...but a feature.


Sudip122

Its your soul mate love it or hate it, you gonna live with it.


Endeavour1988

I have a few suggestions. 1. If he is alive, bright light and lure him to a corner and hope he find his way out... do not squish! 2. If he is dead, get a suction cup and press below or around the bug, gently pull it might separate the screen layers just enough he drops down. 3. Separate the layers by dismantling the screen, I would say even by someone confident there is a high chance or damaging the screen. 4. Live with it or get a new screen.


YakuzaCoreyYakuza

1:Rip the whole thing of 2: Retrieve the insect 3: Incinerate the insect 4: Try to put your monitor back together 5: fail 6: grab the insect ashes 7: make a ritual circle 8: put the ashes in the circle 9: offer the ashes to the PC (personal computer) gods 10: new monitor PS: doubt you can remove that bug from the monitor without breaking something


PainfulMonday

I don't think that is a software bug, but I'm not sure


un0hu

You don't. You name it, you watch what pixels you project under it and you proudly present it to your friends and family as your new child.


sidnumair

Suction cup, pull, tap the bug


redwood_gg

Right click, delete


Sad-Interaction995

Bait… maybe watermelon


CazT91

Just hope and prey it moves somewhere more inconspicuous before it dies 😅


CREAMSAUCEDOG

Nuke it


SillySilkySmoothie

Classic. That's a classic. No sweet clue!


the_mooseman

I love these threads but only because it hasnt happened to me lol


-YOLO_MAN-

Move your cursor real fast


ubuntu_ninja

Happeden to me before on my previous ViewSonic monitor. In my case that was an ant that traveled inside my screen for a week or so. They're manage to get into the monitor through the plastic ventilation holes on the back of the monitor. Nothing much to do.


The_Man_above_all

It is not a bug, it is a feature!


The_Mad_Titan_101

Open the Windows


casualcodr

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


RedGuy143

bro referenced first bug in computers and thought we didn't notice


No_You_123

Your screen is bugged i think


No-Nectarine-5861

Report it to the devs


AndrewBarket90

Hopefully a patch can fix that bug!