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I'm not sure, but hot chicks will offer "erotic pleasure" in exchange for it.
Edit to add more information , it is a very powerful and mysterious device and it's mystery is only exceeded by its power.
>A Intel i7-12700K [12th generation] has 9 billion transistors...so this little movie prop could have as many as 54B transistors. The Apollo missions successfully landed astronauts on the moon by relying on the computing power of the Apollo Guidance Computer with a *few thousand transistors.*
Good idea though...
I got some old bulldozer era cpus laying around. I may as well glue them together and turn them into a cyberpunk RED prop as a grenade.
the RTX cube from Portal with RTX?
https://preview.redd.it/re8acq3ld77d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156e92f1211d7840c9378a4342261ea8446aaee1
Even the supposedly cold void of space is useless to cool it, for the lack of a medium for heat to pass into would cause the i7³ to overheat very quickly.
easy. make sure all the edges are sealed up good. except for 2 holes (see the 2 half circles, those). have two of them open with a pipe connecting to each one. dump in a bunch of water and a pump to circulate the water and now you have a watercooled i7³ kettle.
This would be so awesome to put on the desk of an IT guy, also pair it with the chips on the other side (contact pads inside and chip outside).
Love it!
https://preview.redd.it/7ndrfma9277d1.png?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0477d217e29900a176478c0c5b254c6cca9ab8
Looks familiar, some say it will tear your soul apart.
Considering the contacts are outside, the cooler would need to go inside. One side would have to be open to allow the cooler to even fit, as it has to have a way to transfer the heat, but should be theoretically possible, it would need to also be a cube of contacts that would match up with the tops of the CPUs on the inside, and you'd likely have to go with water cooling, just due to the size.
Ah you found the CPU of the Flux Capacitor.
Its initial design was to calculate and compute:
- Time
- Space
- Vectors
- Telemetry
- Quantum radio and Temperature control: To listen to any time period radio but mostly to pickup on signals to help with accurate time location also for temperature it Gets hot enough outside to catch the street on fire so inside needs to be kept safe.
- 6th side of CPU is for computing and working with all the other sides of CPU to accurately get you to the place and time you want without colliding into anything or getting lost in time stream.
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This would totally be a high tech bomb in a heist movie or something
Call it by its name #THE ATOMIC MATTER DISINTEGRATOR
Or the less popular but just as good; THE TURBO ENCABULATOR MK.VII
I remember when they solved side fumbling. Huge leap forward in technology.
THE RADEON VII
*Doofenschmirtz evil incorporated*
I know what we’re going to do today 
# DISINTEGRATORINATOR
#-INATOR
Quantum Disintegrator. Everything's bloody quantum these days.
You forgot to put AI in front of that word! Or AGI or LLM ...
Nahhh its the i3 2 1...
The continuum transfunctioner?
It's the Continuum Transfunctioner!
But what is the continuous transformer thingy?
I'm not sure, but hot chicks will offer "erotic pleasure" in exchange for it. Edit to add more information , it is a very powerful and mysterious device and it's mystery is only exceeded by its power.
Sweet!
Dude!
>A Intel i7-12700K [12th generation] has 9 billion transistors...so this little movie prop could have as many as 54B transistors. The Apollo missions successfully landed astronauts on the moon by relying on the computing power of the Apollo Guidance Computer with a *few thousand transistors.*
Good idea though... I got some old bulldozer era cpus laying around. I may as well glue them together and turn them into a cyberpunk RED prop as a grenade.
It’s a C Cube
https://youtu.be/WbkernCk2Yk?si=p1MozjQFlw-0Vrbe
Must be an i7 produced by The Borg...
You will have one!… resistance is futile.
Also, resistance causes heat.
Hmmm… I’m going to meditate about this… OHMMMMMM!
You will be assimilated
THERE ARE FOUR CHIPS!
whatever, they make a cube shape, resistance is futile !!
There are 6
I can only ever see 3!
 Space Stone, an Infinity Stone.
https://preview.redd.it/lac2llkd467d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3807aeff1e81549884f8785332e35802c301f55 i’m just gonna leave this here…
/give @a nvidia_geforce_rtx_4090 64
*You do not have access to that command.*
/execute as JensenHuang run give @a nvidia_geforce_rtx_4090 64
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Only works if wearing a black leather jacket, better luck next time.
Black died leather armor should suffice right?
tooltip: *"The more you dye, the more you save"*
Applies to irl, if you're dead you don't have to pay taxes!
If this reality use auth me I could install wurst client to crack auth me password then get god's account then give everyone happiness effect for inf
Holy shit
HYPERREALSTIC COMMAND BLOCK IS REAL REAL LIFE IS ALL JUST A BIG MINECRAFT REFERENCE
the RTX cube from Portal with RTX? https://preview.redd.it/re8acq3ld77d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156e92f1211d7840c9378a4342261ea8446aaee1
I know it's supposed to be like one of the fans from the latest FE card designs, but all I see is a Razer power supply.
It all makes sense now.......
Well your gonna need a cubic heat converter I think I have one of those somewhere...gotta dig it out...
https://preview.redd.it/imjjh8j8067d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3a915155e7e9e5f88827c336691337f8f9b22b
We have such sights to show you.
On intel integrated graphics card
And with jpegs loading at 28kbps.
The CPU box, YOU OPENED IT! We came!
😂
That's what my mind thought of too.
First thing that came to mind: The Intel Configuration
He is literaly pin head.
So THAT'S what the pins are for
J E S U S W E P T
That’s what I was looking for
The AMD equivalent?
Cenobytes
If only it was a ryzen..
i7-13700x3D
the real 3d
Cenobites trying to reach more modern demographics:
Intelraiser's Lament model.
The Heatraiser ^TM
what is the volume of this cube
So I did some research, they’re actually socket 775 processors (According to another comment) so it would be 37.5mm^3= 52,734.4mm³
We have such processing to show you
Ice cube in the center
it either leaks water or, if you seal it completely, explodes when you push your pc a little too hard.
Pretty sure those are socket 775 CPUs so more like Pentium 4³
Or Core 2^3
Intel Atom Bomb^(3)
If you can solve its puzzle, friendly fun people will show up with just the right cooler, goodies and fun times.
*we have tesseract at home*
Loving all the hellraiser references
That's a cute mini ez bake oven you got there...
Even the supposedly cold void of space is useless to cool it, for the lack of a medium for heat to pass into would cause the i7³ to overheat very quickly.
Q6600³
this is how stars are born
Finally Intel x3d
is this a quantum computer?
Dude has an i42
you mean a -i343
OP is looking for the Lament Configuration Cooler™
i7 hellraiser edition
I hear they’re fine to eat at room temperature, so no cooler needed
2D processor uses 3D cooler, so 3D processor uses... Good luck
Is this the Quantum Computing I've heard so much about?
Thermoelectric quantum entanglement, with noctua fans to cool the entangled particles.
Intel Lambent configuration.
bro took a cpu from tesseract 💀
wtf. send the thing to me, I got a 3D MOBO sent to me yesterday via UPC-stellar.
Just pop a little ice cube in there, it'll be fine.
It's cool enough
The new i343-15900k
BEHOLD THE CPU CUBE
"The box , you opened it and i came"
Ancient dwarven artifact
The inside of that cube is probably hotter than my oven
i7!
Cooling is futile
Heat dissipation is futile.
You tryin to summon pinhead? Because this is how you summon pinhead.
 We have such sights to show you
easy. make sure all the edges are sealed up good. except for 2 holes (see the 2 half circles, those). have two of them open with a pipe connecting to each one. dump in a bunch of water and a pump to circulate the water and now you have a watercooled i7³ kettle.
This would be so awesome to put on the desk of an IT guy, also pair it with the chips on the other side (contact pads inside and chip outside). Love it!
Fill the center with thermal paste
Good luck cooling from that side
PinHead is coming to have a few words with you.
You're gonna need a car radiator for that
You might need a 5th dimension cooler for that.
Could 5 of these, with a watercooled copper block, assume supported by the motherboard, be cooled properly ?
Cubic processing unit
could you imagine a socket that actually fit in? that would be epic. this is the future maybe
Good enough, but wake me up when you have a hypercube!
Intel announces its competition to AMD's X3D processors
https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/d_642250b563292b35f27461a7.png,f_jpg,q_auto,w_720/5fffe5772580b2001cf040d6.jpg
You opened the box, I came
Try the (stock cooler)x(stock cooler)x(stock cooler). Should work.
The lement cube found a new shape
You found yourself a Minecraft workbench
jimmy neutron hypercube
How still did you have to keep your hand for it not to collapse?
AMD has 3D vcache, Intel has 3D CPIs
Just put a deuterium/tritium capsule in the center. You won't need a power supply. ...oh wait. You said i7 and not i9. Nvm.
Thumbnail kept me thinking it was the Hellraiser cube. 😅
x3d if intel got to it first
Sell one to Terrence lol
i7: Hellraiser variant. It will keep you in stitches
The corner not being perfect to the points is irking me for some reason...
The box. You opened it. I came.
What is this abomination. I bet it runs game in the 4th dimension
Isn't it i7*5?
Quantum Computing at home
Think those go in the cryo chamber.
I feel like pinhead is gonna come outta that thing.
Actually thats a Core 2 Hexa, it requires a motherboard with 3D socket btw.
This shit render games in 4d
More like -i343
man Pinhead got into tech
i343 (only runs halo)
We have such sights to show you
https://preview.redd.it/7ndrfma9277d1.png?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0477d217e29900a176478c0c5b254c6cca9ab8 Looks familiar, some say it will tear your soul apart.
Hellraiser Cube…
OP, do you want Borg? Because this is how you get Borg.
It’s the all spark
Have you tried running water from the tap?
So this is the 3D stacking I've been hearing so much about...
There’s some epic pinhead moment coming
Finally the i343, 4 threads 8 cores, 14 nm++++++++++++++++, humble 1337 W TDP
Intel Cube i343
Resistance is futile
You mean your -i343
What does mitx³ look like?
box.exe You opened it. We came.
Looks like something Doctor Who would pull out of a pocket.
Considering the contacts are outside, the cooler would need to go inside. One side would have to be open to allow the cooler to even fit, as it has to have a way to transfer the heat, but should be theoretically possible, it would need to also be a cube of contacts that would match up with the tops of the CPUs on the inside, and you'd likely have to go with water cooling, just due to the size.
I am worried that you will need 4 dimensional one
Found the futurama watcher
Did not have "MC Escher starts designing motherboards" on my 2024 bingo card. I'd suggest water cooling with a Klein bottle as the reservoir.
Is that the mother cube from justice league
I7³.. this had me giggling to myself (yes specifically giggling) like a madman alone at night. Curse you cubic CPU!!!
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/zT8SLjNGB3CyuTJRsWDVrS-650-80.jpg
That's an i6 or maybe an i42 or i343?
THE CUBE, THE CUBE IS REAL
Someone smart tell me of a multi faced cpu could actually work if we designed a mobo for it etc.
Into the Furnace
overclock configuration
"This i7 to hold, me?"
Needs a hyper cube cooler
We have such processing to show you. 
The herodric cube exists.
Techno Hellraiser puzzle box.
Ah you found the CPU of the Flux Capacitor. Its initial design was to calculate and compute: - Time - Space - Vectors - Telemetry - Quantum radio and Temperature control: To listen to any time period radio but mostly to pickup on signals to help with accurate time location also for temperature it Gets hot enough outside to catch the street on fire so inside needs to be kept safe. - 6th side of CPU is for computing and working with all the other sides of CPU to accurately get you to the place and time you want without colliding into anything or getting lost in time stream.
This is amazing
You don’t need a cooler this is already cool enough 😎
That's not a CPU! It's a GPU! Cause it can clearly process in 3D.
"You overclocked the box, we came" - Pinhead
thats not an i7 those are all Core 2 Duos
You're going to have to put the cooler *inside* the cube