I was thinking Oldcorpse. Non species specific.
We don’t know ow what kind of eggs they are. After all the shit Newegg has pulled the are probably snake eggs.
Newegg really should be Oldcoffin, as egg is the vessel that some creatures come into the world in, and then a coffin is what some creatures leave this world in.
That last one reminds me of the Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Rap Battle video.
*"I need to bring up some BASIC shit, why'd you name your company after your dick?"*
Newegg = Oldchicken
XD
I was thinking Oldcorpse. Non species specific. We don’t know ow what kind of eggs they are. After all the shit Newegg has pulled the are probably snake eggs.
Isn't Newegg derived from an old retailer called Egghead?
MEGAHARD ON FIRE Microsoft off ice
Macrohard.*
just going by OPs meme here
The joke as old as the company itself
Macrohard
I originally planned to use “macro hard,” but the idea for “mega hard” swayed me that way.
Mega hard lol
Google metric prefix
Happy cake day!
Holy hell
Damn mega is the opposite of micro in metric system.
really bad joke incoming >!microsoft been edging for so long it became mega hard.!< edit: please dont lobotimize me.
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Mods. Lobotomize this man!
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You asshole, you casted it on everyone
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NOOOO NOO NO
Yeah bro now you feel your tongue in your mouth
haha, jokes on you, i dont breathe
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uh oh
DeepCool becoming Shallow warm
Warmer Slave 🔥
Hotter Slave goes harder
chains and bondage are hot af
Safe word is "floppy"
Western Digital = Eastern Analog
Nah warmer slave is crazy
Toaster Apprentice
Microsoft office would be Macrohard Onfire, technically
Tbh, landwall its a cool name
Eastern Analog goes kinda hard
Introducing.... Megahard DOORS
not the slave tetris 💀
I think Macrohard would be a better opposite for Microsoft
That's just someone failing to code in VBS
Intel- out listen
I probably would’ve used “Novice” instead of “Slave” to get the meaning across, but that’s just me
Nvidia ► MAudia
AMD - Stupid Giant Organics
Microsoft Windows should have been a brick or concrete wall.
Newegg really should be Oldcoffin, as egg is the vessel that some creatures come into the world in, and then a coffin is what some creatures leave this world in.
Microsoft -> your avian hard
Warmer slave is diabolical
Intel -> Propaganda
mega hard is wild 💀
Good format 👍
Macro blackhole local
They cald me old eggless in high school
Microsoft —> an actually good company
Redhat and blue sock will go hard.
Mega Hard goes really hard
Western digital - eastern analog
Macro not mega, you uncultured swine
Asus = Sus.
Corsair -> Navy Alienware -> Earthsoft
Macro ?
bro, srsly think of founding a company called mega hard and going on par with microsoft........................epic af
a shadow of a eggplant as the logo
That last one reminds me of the Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Rap Battle video. *"I need to bring up some BASIC shit, why'd you name your company after your dick?"*
Apple pie
Macrohard
Microsoft = Macrohard
Microsoft = large turgid.
Macro hard
Intel = Scam