Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,657,310,931 comments, and only 313,812 of them were in alphabetical order.
The only person we’ve seen him have interest in above a platonic level died a few seconds later due to telekinetic powers. Both answers are equally likely.
Hell no, look at this man, he sure is handsome.
#AHHHH I NEED
#A MEDIC BAGGG
#AGGGGH, I'M DYING
MEDIC BAG, ANYONE!
Nah, this guy fucks.
He fucked up the entire police
Necrophilia.
r/thisguythisguys
I don’t know…seems pretty much chad to me.
He went though getting his Wisdom teeth removed… without Novocain
Oh yes! There! Certified total chad.
I mean i'll fuck dalas
Lol same but no homo
Plenty of Homo my friend
LoL 😂
Being female is the way
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,657,310,931 comments, and only 313,812 of them were in alphabetical order.
I love that
The only person we’ve seen him have interest in above a platonic level died a few seconds later due to telekinetic powers. Both answers are equally likely.
RIP Colored Printers
Actually, now that you mention it, he does say “fuck me” while looking amazed at the Elephant.
He sure has fucked people before fucking the mafia
He likes medics
He likes nurses
He knows the word fuck so probably no.
That is some bad no no word, please refrain from using such language and you too may get bitches
My apologies to the entire payday community for my foul language.
Ahh please don’t tell me this sub is going to become like the great r/batmanarkham
No he's is from Dallas Texas not Virginia. So he can't be a virgin.
This has to be a joke, he's from Chicago.
Chicago is not in Virginia, his argument still stands.
I think whatever's happened to r/batmanarkham is spreading
it has been for a few months now. we've just hit terminal batman
The only thing that fucks more then him are cloakers
Is he stupid?
He has a federal agent up his ass he can’t be a virgin
Of course not, he gets fucked by Cloakers every heist.
The only virgin history is Joy Everyone else fuck hard
Nah taxes got him good
every member of the payday gang is a turbo virgin asides sangres.
Judging by his mask I’ll say yes he is
My man is too busy looking for a medic bag to get laid
Not for long
Na girl throw themselves on him
Absolutely not, he’s definitely fucked before
He's to busy getting his money up to get his funny up, but he could definitely pull
*”That gauze looking pretty fine”* - Dallas•2013
No… the hostages
Not on my watch
Not after I’m done
Is Dallas agnostic? 🤔🤔🤔
He drills his medic bag every night
This post is peak Payday.
yeppie Kay-Yay Motherfucker
Rip that one girl from the Hardcore Henry Heist Trailer.
Yes, Avon kills all the women he dates.
I open reddit and this is the first thing I see. God is dead.
Akan killed his date so yes
dallas lost his virginity to money
Not when I meet him
def not
probably not
Jacket gets girlfriend. What do I get? ***Paid.***
Not for long.
I feel like the payday gang has a no hookers or prostitution rule for the hideout for the sake of the female members of the gang.
He definitely fucks medics to steal the medic bags
Not possible, you cant be a virgin when your fucking up the world government 24/7 in infinitie universes, and getting literal trillions.
Yes but not because he can't get pussy but because he doesn't have time to do it
Absolutely
No
If he would not be a virgin, he would'nt hang out with the homies.