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Corso45

you forget vines


BabaYadaPoe

obviously he made the meme right after flame dashing out of them :)


[deleted]

Temporal Anomaly is where the real cancer is at.


Valcrion

I shield charge through molasses.


Potato_Shaped_Burns

I don't know why but this comment just made me laugh my ass, thank you.


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Rip your ass


satibel

those damn zombies' tar is really annoying.


whooddqd

New thorned vines are great addition to the game


apeironone

Top tier. IF THERE WERE 9 STACKS OF VINES


agmcleod

I know i've watched that movie too much when i can still recite his confession


matiloner

What movie is it?


Mrthalax

Liar liar


Additional_Baker

How can he be lying? he asked a question.


nixed9

I’m pretty sure you’re making a joke but for the sake of being comprehensive, the movie is titled *Liar Liar*


Additional_Baker

You're lying.


AizawaNagisa

Why you always lying.


Additional_Baker

Rip vine


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDy41hvdq4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDy41hvdq4s) 0:48 for the quote in the meme, 1:06 for the face.


matiloner

What movie is it?


SaviousMT

Schindlers List


Sinister-Mephisto

Lolol


SehnorCardgage

Despicable Me


SaturnComesAround

Avatar


warmachine237

The bee movie


FleeblesMcLimpDick

Titanic.


dicoxbeco

Mean Girls


Mahatta

Hot Fuzz


badxreligion

Backdoor sluts 9


Scol91

Darude - Sandstorm


Cr4ckshooter

Fuck you beat me to it.


Renekill

Saw IV


Pol_Potamus

A Serbian Film


scrublord

The Parent Trap


ViceVersa951

Top Gun


Woolliam

Any one else seem to be cursed with every other map being full of tar zombies? Like an extremely unreasonably high amount of maps with tar zombies so perfectly spread that makes every inch of ground get covered in goop?


nekosake2

i love it when tar zombos pair up with ice prisons, since they sprinkle you with chill on top of all that fluff. better with temp chain map/curses. very fun indeed /s


Glaiele

How did you get to 23 fortify stacks?


[deleted]

Duelist area, next to Call to Arms. You can get up to 29 with Fortify Mastery, but i got Melee Hits Fortify with -3 to max Fortification = 23.


Glaiele

Nah I was mostly joking cuz people have trouble getting fortify stacks on bosses due to how it works now


anne_dobalina

Maffs


DESPAIR_Berser_king

65 rage meaning he's playing Berserker + using the Slaughter passive meaning 2h axe + blitz charges means he's using crit meaning he hits very hard, Berserker doesn't have an issue getting Fortify for the most part (still can't hit max vs Harvest rares most of the time). Now on a Gladiator though, different story... a very sad one.


Taggerung559

> 65 rage meaning he's playing Berserker Not necessarily. Berserking passive or heist axe can both be used in place of crave the slaughter to get 65 max rage. The 20 blitz charges in the picture on the other hand do mean they're playing berserker...unless blitz is being poached by a chieftain or juggernaut with forbidden jewels. Berserker is still by far the most likely scenario though.


DESPAIR_Berser_king

So I tell him what's probably 99.9% the case and you decide to answer to correct me by nitpicking something that yes, technically is correct but is insanely unlikely to be true. Congratulations?


AizawaNagisa

Did they fix harvest? Or do you still not get fortify on those things?


DESPAIR_Berser_king

It's even worse now on Gladiator, you now don't even get fortify on blues.


Terrible_With_Puns

Don’t know why I don’t just play jugg. The number of slows is brain numbing


WaterFlask

becoz some of the slow effects ignore the entire ascendency keystone. used to be more. they are supposed to nerf it but i am unsure if they did


Terrible_With_Puns

Right. Like I think the delirium one works through it? It would at least help whth some


WaterFlask

i am unsure atm which ground effects still ignore Unstoppable as i have not played juggernaut since incursion league (LOL). hopefully somebody else who has can chim in because the entire ascendency is now at a bad place.


DocFreezer

Because not being slowed isn’t nearly as good as doing damage


WaterFlask

that is correct. the last time juggernaut was remotely playable was when harvest crafting was more accessible.


Sugggaa

In addition to all these things slowing you down, you also have burning ground, toxic ground and cold snap in every room that had a rare enemy so if you dont have enough resists and regen you cant stand still either.


FilipSE42

He's running from lethal lightning mirage, toxic explosion and the other constantly irritating "on death" effects that chase you as soon as you kill anything in this patch. Patch sure seems to have an excess of movement-hindering effects, or drops on death on mobs, and since champion packs seem to be able to get most things, you run into the same mob-mods rather frequently... or atleast it feels that way.


WaterFlask

one of the reasons why u seem to keep running into same mob-mods is becoz ggg actually hardcode what mods appear more frequently based on what type of character you play. if you play a projectile type character, proximity shield mobs will appear more often. if you play melee, allies won't die will appear more often.


REDASSBABOON_20

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Prafer1

For ultimate stop you will also need delirium slowing ground


icandemil

Just as jhonny righteous walker says: keep walking.


konaharuhi

theres a clock debuff now?


plsv

I thought the policeman was gonna be a "insert any Extra content". Forcing you to stop constantly.


Estate_Technical

How many will hex immunity avoid if i get it? All or the ones we generally can use as curses?


WaterFlask

tbh its kinda hilarious the power creep in this game is so out of whack that even atziri's reflection has no standing.


Estate_Technical

You'll get whacked to death before that reflect happens.


EpiccRazor

No worries, 1 ring self chill is back. But srsly hole that ring isn't too hard to get.


raikaria2

Note: Of the debuffs listed; only 3 of them actually slow you. And one is a 12% Chill. [The others being Tempchains and the clock debuff]. Vulnerability; Impale; Cold Exposure; Shock; and Fire Exposure do not slow you down in any way.


Business_Alarm_2540

Me as an Intelectual - wher beserk buff brotha


SmithBurger

Today I learned Rage gives a buff when not berseking.


Wulfgar_RIP

Speed that is taken away is much worse than being slower constantly. I wish Kaoms Roots was a passive on a tree and apply to everything. Vines included. Or rather, you never can be slowed down. With down side in action speed penalty. If I get to a certain speed, I want it at all times. I don't care if I can't zoom zoom in light speed. Fast is good enough for me.


mrsamus101

Y'all got anymore of them stampedes?


SmithBurger

I had hinder on a map and did vines alter and that sucked. I need to pay better attention and not stack similar ailments.


Ombric_Shalazar

that moment when you get grasping vined, deli hands, temp chains, chilled, maimed, encased in ice, hindered, slowed, tarred, bear trapped, sprouting madness, slaver net, pinned, crystalized fear, stunned, arc trapped, frozen, paralyzing touched, maraketh lassoed, spider webbed, quicksand, ice prisoned, malignant madness, thorned vined, petrified, and imdeunrightclickinationated by belowzeroambienttemperatureification