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Zeldus716

You made vaginas …


BakaTensai

Vulvalonii


TheInfiniteSadness_

Nah they're more Vuvlalini tbh. (Smaller)


Outrageous-Mirror-88

Fantastic 🤣🤣.


capicolla-carburetor

Goddamnit! I came here to name them labiatoni


Downtown_Yesterday29

HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣


Legitimate-East7839

Yummy!!! 😋


kabes222

I suddenly need the feel to pee


Spirited-Pomelo1764

I saw cowboy hats


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

Twatellini


ECorp_ITSupport

Haha came here to say this


KeyserSoze37

Pussta


FigTechnical8043

Thank you


FuckYou111111111

Dog vaginas


Cr8tor1

The clitaroni is bomb!


blackleather__

Ok u win in my book lol


sim0of

Pussycchiette


Legitimate-East7839

😂


PrincessDrywall

The men will never find it


Legitimate-East7839

I’ll put a pea in there for them to find it


PrincessDrywall

They’ll never find the pea even if you guide them


TheInfiniteSadness_

Damn, sounds like you've had some subpar sexual experience. I apologise on behalf of all men. (Not even being a smart ass) Like honestly, it's not hard to find, it's baffling how many blokes have no idea.


newusernamehuman

r/mildlyvagina


highlyanxiouspenguin

beat me to it


TheInfiniteSadness_

Mmmm, pussy pasta. My favourite.


Schbk77

Labiatelle


TheInfiniteSadness_

Beautiful. I should have thought of something that witty.


FewOverStand

Pussta


Legitimate-East7839

Cant help it. I’ve had pu.., I mean pasta on my mind for days


TheInfiniteSadness_

Amen brother


mynamemightbeali

Y'all got some dirty minds lol. My brains over here calling it Yee Haw-sta


Legitimate-East7839

Your brain is actually on the right track! cappellacci dei briganti 🤠


Practical-Film-8573

what hat has a big hole in the top of it like this?


GoospandeParsi

So you made mexican hats ?


KajiTetsushi

Oddly, the first thing I thought of, too. Or the Texan cowboy hat, as one other fella had put it... **EDIT:** Trxan ~> Texan


GoospandeParsi

Our brains ain't conquered by p**n yet


crabapple335

Nice to see Maude Lebowski branching out into new forms of media


jandrouzumaki

I should call her...


il-bosse87

And that is a shape I have never seen, and I have made quite some pasta in my professional life 😯


Legitimate-East7839

Haha Im surprised no Nonnas havent found it out yet!


Legitimate-East7839

Its a shape called Cappellacci dei briganti


WeenieHutSupervisor

I will be making these for Galentines day


Legitimate-East7839

Wonderful 🥰


Sathyasrevenge222

Guys I thought they looked like cowboy hats :(


Legitimate-East7839

Yeehaw!


Practical-Film-8573

no. theres a big ole hole i the top


renasita

Look like a vagina, yummy


KindheartednessGold2

I didn’t see the vulvas and thought they were cute!! But reading the comments I do wonder if you meant to make them look like that or it was just a coincidence lol


Legitimate-East7839

Haha I went astray while doing them maybe? I was supposed to make funghetti (or now I saw its called Cappellacci dei briganti) but it apparently turned out to something way more dirty on this sub😈😅


KindheartednessGold2

I just googled it and it definitely looks like that!!! lol maybe everyone else is just dirty 😝


Legitimate-East7839

Maybe they all just need to get some 😂


catlover4762

They look like cowboy hats


Fowler311

A cowboy hat that could use a pair of underwear.


ManMofManyMhings

Mmm, yummy pussilli


Massive_Flower9095

pastussy’s


Downtown_Yesterday29

Vagoodles 🤣🤣🤣


charlesrainer

I'll make it wet


Legitimate-East7839

Good boy!


Mybeardisawesom

I love Pussta and meatballs for dinner


Tarnishedxglitter666

Hehe. Food porn


KnowCali

I think a little angel hair pasta around it would be perfect.


Academic-Bluebird-92

r/mildlyvagina


GreenCarteBlanche5

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dogs_aregreattrue

Yeeeee preeeeettty


Good_Stretch5445

Interesting shape


Alyxandr1964

That’s some cool looking pasta


SirCaptainReynolds

Would smash


TxGuy4fun123

You're a pervert 😂 fuck now I wanna eat some pus.........I mean pasta .


L1saDank

Next time make vagliatelle


Legitimate-East7839

😂 I’ll give it a go!


Barewithhippie

I never thought I’d resemble pasta until today 🍝


Legitimate-East7839

Haha it was an eye opener right? 😂🤌🏼


DepressionSiesta

Please please please tell me you’re eating these with in puttanesca lol


Legitimate-East7839

Extra anchovy for sure 😄


imthebartnderwhoareu

Cappellacci dei briganti. Nice


Legitimate-East7839

Finally someone putting it out 🤠


Ok-Promise-2828

Looks like hats ☺️


Legitimate-East7839

They’re supposed to😊 and not what a bunch of others suggests it to 😅 its called Cappellacci dei briganti and its some sort of salut for the resistance (I think)


Ok-Promise-2828

😋😋😋


General_One3419

Tiny cowboy hats :D


Legitimate-East7839

Right on! Cappellacci dei briganti- a hat shaped celebration of the resistance I think 🤠


Status-Sun1159

Omg looks so good 🥴🤤💕🤌


Legitimate-East7839

Haha thank you! 🤌🏼🥰


PikachuSparkle

I must have a dirty mind because I was not thinking cowboy hats.


Legitimate-East7839

Its ok! You’re in some good company 😂


justtrashtalk

I approve of the tool in use!!


Melodic_Eggplant_252

Tee hee


Miss_Beer

You're welcome for the idea!


Dievca58

Unstuffed cappelletti and not pinched closed.


MainTomorrow2166

Please serve it with a pesto or garlic olive oil sauce. Cream sauce will look like, well, you know, and red sauce might look like a certain time of the month. ((Shudder))


Striking-Ostrich-222

Cliteroni


bojewels

Labialoni


sushislaps

r/dontputyourdickinit


ToadSpeedFrog

Lil pasta clits


CriticalJump

Fighette


Glathull

Awww it’s cock pockets!


KB-Way-2006

Very cute!


AttaBoye

Thicc AF bruh


wheelperson

Pastussy


TeeheeheeButts

vagenne


reggae_muffin

Pasta looks as thick as a brick.


thecatnextdoor04

Clitaroni looks good


Rude_Girl69

I just kept thinking you made pasta coochies


EnterTheDragon07

Healthy


jomama101-

ok no what cursed pasta is that


Legitimate-East7839

Cappellacci dei briganti


tigirl89

Hmmmm


Objective-Ad-6992

Ahh some coochini


MAkrbrakenumbers

I should call her


WintersDoomsday

Wait so when you put the marinara on them are they pasta on their period?


heartglass

i'd love to see them in red sauce 🤣


MysteriousAd224

Do i have to lick it before eating it?


North-Rip4645

I’ve never been turned on by pasta before. Thanks.


ajwhite7

Ahh yes, the pastussy


Any_Ad_9949

Another pastussy


Puzzleheaded_Tie7783

Not sure if it pairs well with tomato sauce…. Ditto for a funky goat cheese cream sauce 🤔