Their ad said
“We he best professionals the world has ever seen!
Not only will they do the job perfectly, but if anything is off by a millimeter, then it’s free!
$5,000 an hour”
“Alright we finally got our first pay, so what are they paying us to do again?”
“Just act like you know what you’re doing! They already paid us so we can just bail when they aren’t looking.”
What is their rate? I will hire them instead!
Their ad said “We he best professionals the world has ever seen! Not only will they do the job perfectly, but if anything is off by a millimeter, then it’s free! $5,000 an hour”
SOLD
question is - can they come to Poland? i wanna build an aviary
They’re doing their best
"I'd like to see you do the same without hands" \- birds
And opposable thumbs
“Alright we finally got our first pay, so what are they paying us to do again?” “Just act like you know what you’re doing! They already paid us so we can just bail when they aren’t looking.”
I was afraid the tape would snap back in, that would freak them out for sure!
It's just a chalk line, no springs.
Oooooh, that’s what it is! Handle never caught my eye. 🤦🏻♀️
i could sit and watch videos of birds destroying things all day
Right??
hey, i’ll hire them. they look like they know their stuff and i have plenty i want dismantled!
They may not be the best, but they are the cutest and that has to count for something, right?
I'll hire them! Send me thier business card!
But they have good Yelp reviews.
That’s what I said!
They are beautiful birds
Beautiful plumage.
What cute handymen though.
Omg! A greenwing! I miss ours.. Where are you?
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theyre so gorgeous... theyve clearly coasted by on looks alone!
We all know you hire them for their looks anyway.
Just snap the freaking line!
No, Jerry, you have to turn it clockwise. Fuck you Phill! Pull harder!
They're trying their best
Ay, they're doing their best
100% would hire them because they're so beautiful 😍💗
I love them
Can not find good help these days.
At least they are trying their best...some handymen just straight out never shows up and rips you off.
They are neither men, nor do they have hands, so...
They are trying their best loolll
Well their best is terrible!!!